Dec 19 2008Hugh Jackman: 'Anyone mind if the Sexiest Man Alive shoots some heroin?'
Here's Hugh Jackman stripping off his jacket while going through security at LAX this morning. These might do something for some for you, or absolutely nothing for none of you. The important things is, I could beat this guy in arm wrestling. Wait, what? That's his bicep? Jesus, I thought he had a beer keg strapped to his arm for the flight. Or am I the only one who does that?

Reader Comments
1. mimi - December 19, 2008 3:17 PM
THIS WEBSITE STINKS and FISH SUKS!!
2. Hector - December 19, 2008 3:18 PM
First Bitches
3. Something Tasty - December 19, 2008 3:18 PM
His face in the third picture looks like, "Did you just call me gay again?"
4. Hector - December 19, 2008 3:18 PM
First Bitches
5. Something Tasty - December 19, 2008 3:19 PM
Mimi has issues.
Hector is second.
6. Something Tasty - December 19, 2008 3:21 PM
Hector is fourth.
7. havoc - December 19, 2008 3:21 PM
LMAO A pic #7.
Strike a pose Hughey.....
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8. jumpin_J - December 19, 2008 3:22 PM
Aw c'mon, he played Peter Allen on Broadway. I'd kick his butt.
9. p0nk - December 19, 2008 3:24 PM
praying for mimi
10. joanna - December 19, 2008 3:32 PM
Christ, what a body............!!!!!
11. Poptart - December 19, 2008 3:34 PM
Oh so THAT is Hugh Jackman! the hairy one from X-Men; every time there were posts about him I wondered who he was.
I can't believe he's 40.
12. Alex - December 19, 2008 3:38 PM
Geezzzzz.... LOVE HIM! So hot. And he has such an ugly eife, so unfair!
what's up with mimi?? hahahaha The site rulez and also does the sup... dont read it if you dont like it! Geezz..
13. Sharla - December 19, 2008 3:45 PM
He is so very hot! Wow...
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
14. fish - December 19, 2008 3:52 PM
mimi STINKS and sucks FISH. I guess that makes her a lesbian.
15. BonnieBell - December 19, 2008 3:54 PM
I'd so take him home.......
Totally the hottest, most manly man alive in Hollywood.
16. chickdowntown - December 19, 2008 3:54 PM
Hugh was just showing off to get that CHICKDOWNTOWN
17. Kahlee - December 19, 2008 3:54 PM
I used to only find him attractive when he was playing Wolverine but he looks good here too. And British girls do love the Australian accent ; )
18. dork - December 19, 2008 3:58 PM
He's taking off his hoodie. Hey, isn't that Paris' $2 million of jewels in his bag?
19. shellibelli - December 19, 2008 3:59 PM
they should have made him remove his shirt too - just to be sure !
20. necessaryROUGHness - December 19, 2008 4:00 PM
I just realize I need a website so i can peddle on the fish...
21. shellibelli - December 19, 2008 4:08 PM
oh, and his pants! I'm getting so hot - please, can I strip search him? Ohhhhh, crap, anyone got any AAs?
22. sunshine - December 19, 2008 4:15 PM
mmm - mmm - good!
23. jacuzzi - December 19, 2008 4:15 PM
I dont care.
24. ihji96 - December 19, 2008 4:22 PM
Seriously the things I could do to him...the man is just YUMMY!
25. Andie - December 19, 2008 4:22 PM
I'd do all sorts of fun nasty things with that man.
26. Me - December 19, 2008 4:24 PM
Anyone posting after Me likes to get Down Under Hugh Jackoff's pants
27. Thanks! - December 19, 2008 4:28 PM
I have no idea who he is but he is hot!
28. Me - December 19, 2008 4:29 PM
Me likes to get Down Under Hugh Jackoff's pants (sorry, just had to do that for meself)
29. redsonja1313 - December 19, 2008 4:32 PM
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY NICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! almost makes me wish I had left out of LAX today. Then again BF did today and it was a nightmare so naaaahhh
30. Me - December 19, 2008 4:40 PM
That dude looks just like the laborer at the lumber yard where I get home improvement supplies.
I once considered myself a heterosexual but since that guy started helping me load supplies, I think I might be bisexual now. hmmmmmm I'd love to get Down Under Under there! Wonder what my wife and kids will think about that?
31. mimi - December 19, 2008 4:43 PM
I'd dart my tongue in and out of his pussy.
32. Lydia - December 19, 2008 4:47 PM
Notice all the homosexual males posting with female names! LMAO!
Jackman is a fag magnet! A FAGNET! Personally, I think he looks like a weasel or some such animal. And a turn-off!
33. casey - December 19, 2008 4:52 PM
God, I so need an airport security job.
"Jackman... hmmmmm... sounds like a terrorist name to me, sorry sir but you are going to have to remove all of your clothes".
34. combustion8 - December 19, 2008 4:59 PM
he's cut I'll give him that but his arms are small.
35. redsonja1313 - December 19, 2008 5:39 PM
@ 33 .................... CLASSIC ..... buhahahahahahahahaha
36. mimi - December 19, 2008 6:00 PM
PS - Pray for Amy
37. Plobes - December 19, 2008 6:02 PM
anyone who thinks this man is unattractive is
THE LAST DROP OF BRITNEY'S SALIVA AT THE BOTTOM OF A FRAPPUCCINO
38. OnlyGayEskimo - December 19, 2008 6:15 PM
I just love it when all the lonely, socially inept, heterosexual men get all fired up and angry over a picture of an attractive, and fully clothed, male celebrity. On a celebrity gossip site, no less. Waah waaah much?
Heaven forbid the superficial take a break from the beef curtains of our favorite heroin addicts to entertain the ladies that probably pay more attention to the content of this website to begin with.
Get a pussy for Christmas, and you won't feel so bad a about yourselves, boys.
39. Vince Lombardi - December 19, 2008 6:42 PM
DHS: "Department of Homeland Security, soon-to-be-replaced Bush appointee speaking."
LAX : "Hello, this is LAX security. We have a man claiming to be Hugh Jackman. He keeps setting off the metal detector, claims to have metal in his skeleton."
DHS: "Put him on the phone."
HJ: "Hello. This is Hugh Jackman. Look, mate, I'm here at LAX and I tried to explain my adamantium implants for my sequel to my new movie, 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' but they're stupid or something. I can't remove them until we finish shooting because putting them in daily takes us waaay over budget. Hasn't anyone at DHS ever seen one of my movies?"
: "Can you prove you have razor-sharp unbreakable claws in your forearms, sir?"
HJ: "Look, let me just show you."
HJ: "Oh, geez, I'm sorry. I think if you put a little ice on that and elevate the wound, you'll be okay. Here, take the phone."
LAX: "For God's sake, let him through. Someone call me a doctor!"
DHS: "Sounds like you reached a compromise. Thanks for calling the Department of Homeland Security, where we take your terrorists to foreign soil so you don't have to."
40. Cate - December 19, 2008 8:39 PM
OMG he is the fucking hottest man on this planet. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SUPERFISH... really, more of him would not get any complaints from me. i could look at Wolverine all day long....
*runs off to masturbate furiously*
41. Notice - December 19, 2008 9:02 PM
#40 = Gay Male
42. hollywood_hillbilly - December 19, 2008 9:10 PM
There are plenty of gay porn sites already out there douchie, what would be your "niche"? Maybe a POV from larry craig's ipod, or a young boy reading mark foley's email?
43. Jibbly Biggins - December 19, 2008 9:33 PM
Oh yes......he looks so good !
44. Knee Ya Ha Ha - December 19, 2008 9:40 PM
Ghost of Raymond Ernest "Ray" Nitschke : So. # 39. ...What you twying to say here exactwee Vince....?
Some sort of safety blitz ?
Or....
....Inside job ?
45. Mike - December 19, 2008 9:51 PM
I had no idea that a wedding ring was considered so sexy, and could get that many strange women wet. I guess I'm going to break down after 18 years and buy a set. Thanks all!
46. CJ - December 19, 2008 10:19 PM
Hits the spot...thank you!!!
47. booyaka - December 19, 2008 10:33 PM
hugh has hugh breastesses
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49. Amy - December 19, 2008 11:02 PM
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50. gerard Vandenberg - December 20, 2008 12:02 AM
wondering: HOW WILL HE LOOK DEAD?
51. Blah - December 20, 2008 12:38 AM
Nice body but totally OVER-RATED! I've seen men with much better mugs and bodies just as good. Don't get the mass appeal.
52. bop - December 20, 2008 12:55 AM
OMG .... damn! I could have been there! I go there a lot and I was just there in LAX like a week or two ago there was no one. If I saw Hugh Jackman at the airport I would just try to get a hug, and have him like hug me and put his nice arms and chest around me. Then I would like rub my boobs up to him so he felt it and try to feel his manly parts!
Just kidding I wouldnt assault him ....hes very attractive though.
53. Janie - December 20, 2008 1:15 AM
This guy is seriously hot and whats more he is really nice too i.e he has been with his wife for years and hasn't traded her in for a plastic bleached bimbo. I can confirm as I currently live in Oz that there are heaps of gorgeous looking men like this one walking shirtless most days of the week! - Its a hot country and not just the climate. Come visit!
54. Uhh, - December 20, 2008 11:11 AM
People only started obsessing over Hugh Jackman in these numbers once they were told to. Sure, I know people who liked him from the first X-Men, but this massive gush of Jackman love only happened once he was named sexiest man alive.
55. Ms Whiplash - December 20, 2008 12:35 PM
Oh. My. God. That chest. Those arms. That fucking sexy accent. And the fact that he seems like a totally devoted family man just puts it right over the top. His wife is a lucky, lucky woman. Hope she appreciates what she's got!
56. jan h - December 20, 2008 12:36 PM
What a cutie. He was great in Leopold and someone.
57. fax - December 20, 2008 4:04 PM
SEEXXYYY, more pics of him please!
58. Mina - December 20, 2008 6:03 PM
Dude, Hugh.. I like you but iron your shirts for crap sake.
59. jackman's balls - December 21, 2008 8:58 AM
He can go down and under me any day
60. Rachiz - December 21, 2008 1:10 PM
hell yes this does stuff for me. keep em comming. and 33, right on
61. mimi - December 21, 2008 1:49 PM
Pray that Amy dies ASAP.
62. mimi - December 21, 2008 1:50 PM
Piss on Amy.
63. mimi - December 21, 2008 1:51 PM
Shit on Amy.
64. mimi - December 21, 2008 1:52 PM
Stab Amy in the gut with a butcher's knife.
65. mimi - December 21, 2008 1:53 PM
Puke on Amy.
66. mimi - December 21, 2008 1:54 PM
Run over Amy with a car.
67. mimi - December 21, 2008 1:56 PM
Douse Amy with gasoline and set Amy on fire.
68. mimi - December 21, 2008 1:57 PM
Hit Amy over the head with a tire iron.
69. mimi - December 21, 2008 1:58 PM
Poke Amy in the eye hard with a sharp stick.
70. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:00 PM
Shoot Amy a couple of times in the back of the head with a small caliber hand gun.
71. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:01 PM
Throw Amy off the top of a skyscraper.
72. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:02 PM
Shove a service station air hose up Amy's butt.
73. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:04 PM
Drown Amy in her own blood.
74. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:05 PM
Hang Amy by the neck until dead with her own intestines.
75. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:06 PM
Poison Amy.
76. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:07 PM
Make Amy dig her own grave and then bury Amy alive.
77. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:10 PM
Throw Amy in with the polar bears at the zoo.
78. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:11 PM
Let Amy die in a blizzard.
79. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:12 PM
Give Amy the electric chair.
80. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:14 PM
Throw Amy into a school of sharks in a feeding frenzy.
81. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:16 PM
Make Amy listen to Aja ( the real ) complain about her incurable yeast infection.
82. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:17 PM
Make Amy listen to a PC lecture by Jen the DIGNIFIED sex worker.
83. mimi - December 21, 2008 2:19 PM
Make Amy read all the comments I ever wrote on the Superficial and bore her to death.
84. Blancmange is really nasty - December 21, 2008 4:34 PM
Oh...oh...aaaaahhhhhhh....
Hugh Jackman ... hubba hubba hubba. I'd shoot his wife except that I'd have to give her high fives for catching him first....
85. LOVE SHY - December 25, 2008 10:48 AM
is he on drugs hes too strong for an old guy
86. Angie - January 19, 2009 6:02 AM
his tits look fucking yummy!!!