Dec 17 2008Heidi & Spencer faked their marriage
Apparently, the epic volumes of fake exuded from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has caused the Associated Press, an actual legitimate news source, to investigate the legality of their nuptials. In a teaser for the fourth season of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer are shown in a courtroom legalizing their marriage after eloping in Mexico. Except not really because the whole thing was staged by MTV:
A Los Angeles Superior Court official said Tuesday that MTV was recently granted permission to shoot in a courtroom in Beverly Hills, but it was done after hours — and that's not one of their judges sitting on the bench in "The Hills" footage.
MTV was granted permission to film "what purported to be a wedding outside of court hours" at the Beverly Hills courthouse, court spokesman Allan Parachini said Tuesday. He did not know who the participants were in the wedding, but Parachini said court officials wanted the filming to be treated as a news event.
The preview for next week's season finale features a wood-paneled courtroom with the California state seal perched on the wall behind a judge. Civil ceremonies are sometimes performed at the Beverly Hills courthouse, but not in the manner portrayed in the brief preview. If a judge does preside, it is typically in chambers during a break, Parachini said.
Well, that cinches it. Now these two have to fake their own deaths, but there's only one way to make it look real: Gunshot wounds. Meet me out back! Also, grab a couple beers. Somebody drank all mine. *hic*
Photo: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. matilda jeffries - December 17, 2008 3:35 PM
roflcopter
i totally called that shit
2. killerabbit - December 17, 2008 3:36 PM
First!
3. killerabbit - December 17, 2008 3:37 PM
And when I say "First," I mean "Second."
4. Raindog - December 17, 2008 3:40 PM
Do you think that they make antibiotics strong enough to eradicate bacteria like Heidi and Spencer off the planet?
5. justifiable - December 17, 2008 3:45 PM
Really, hundreds of really great people died yesterday and these two supremely useless vapid cockroaches are still breathing. The universe needs to self-correct on these two, it's been too long already.
6. jesus - December 17, 2008 3:45 PM
Was there anyone who thought this was a real marriage? give me a break. these are two fruits who run around la looking for paparazzi.
7. Superevil - December 17, 2008 3:48 PM
Thats it. I'm creating a PayPal account to accept donations so I can put a hit out on these two.
8. Sportsdvl - December 17, 2008 3:49 PM
who the fuck watches this dumb show anyways? Seriously, if you watch this you should be killed. I'm ashamed I even know who these two ass-clowns are anyways and that's just from coming to this site.
9. J. - December 17, 2008 3:50 PM
Mouthy McMouth faking thngs...that is no surprise...Would somebody please close that trap she is the reason why we have air pollution and global warming.
10. Photoshop Police - December 17, 2008 3:53 PM
maybe someone can get them to pretend to play russian roulette with each other,
and by pretend, I mean accidentally leave hollow-point bullets in ALL the chambers.
fish, this is a perfect post to close the book on hencer/speidi/douchenozzles.
let us never speak (or blog) of them again.
11. Don - December 17, 2008 3:53 PM
As mush as I hate to admit it, I'm relieved. The more I look at her, the more I want to engulf myself in her boobs. Not that I stand a chance, but the fact that she's not married made my chances go up .0000000000000001% and that's good enough for me.
12. SJ - December 17, 2008 3:53 PM
this really proves how fake the entire show is.......y does anyone still watch this shit!!!!
13. Sharla - December 17, 2008 3:55 PM
They also fake their lives, intelligence, and everything else.. why should the marriage be any different?
I do not understand why these two insipid people are still making news... WHO CARES???!?!?!?
but, in this case, I guess Daisy was right... damn I hated to say that....
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
14. RichPort's Ghost - December 17, 2008 3:55 PM
I'd punch her in the implant if that sort of thing hadn't been done to death already.
15. lieinveigleobfuscate - December 17, 2008 3:57 PM
Dear superficialwriter,
Only you can make it stop.
LIO
16. Kelley - December 17, 2008 4:01 PM
Yeah, enough of these olastic, useless, talentless twits.
17. p0nk - December 17, 2008 4:03 PM
the terrorists are winning.
18. douchewatermargarita - December 17, 2008 4:09 PM
I took a dump the other day and it looked like these two. Well, it looked like your regular chinese food dole-whip. Same diff.
19. hollywood_hillbilly - December 17, 2008 4:11 PM
Typical republicans, if I watched this show I would start a class action lawsuit to end these shenanigans, and permanently bar these two from ever profiting from media exposure. Either that or legalize post birth abortions.
20. Aero - December 17, 2008 4:15 PM
...I'm going to fake taking a dump in that bitches mouth.....wait....wtf??....comment 18 already used the dump thing?!?!
*sigh* well, I know it's time to blow my head off in a Starbucks when my "hot dump" humor is getting slow.....vanilla latte to go, hold the smarm please...
21. jim - December 17, 2008 4:19 PM
I'm so sick of those two idiots.
22. Matthew - December 17, 2008 4:26 PM
DAMN IT fish Stop posting those 2 douches Please
23. lizzy - December 17, 2008 4:27 PM
duh, everyone already knew that shit was faked.
24. mikey - December 17, 2008 4:28 PM
am i the only one who thinks MTV should be brutally murdered? real world, TRL, the hills.... sounds like terrorism to me!
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26. necessaryROUGHness - December 17, 2008 4:47 PM
What??? lol if you watch the show you would start a class action lawsuit, to end their profiteering from the show???? Backwood Bich is such a visionary ..so delusional...
27. Urbanspaceman - December 17, 2008 4:50 PM
So...they're still virgins then?
28. Leanne's Sis - December 17, 2008 5:02 PM
The funniest thing ever written on this site: "the Associated Press, an actual legitimate news source."
29. hollywood_hillbilly - December 17, 2008 5:08 PM
Douchie, as always, you take a wide stance.
30. blp - December 17, 2008 5:14 PM
The best way to kill them is stop giving them publicity which you are a part of fish man! So stop fucking posting about them and anyone idiotic enough with short attention spans, stop watching MTV and E! and let these morons fade away.
31. necessaryROUGHness - December 17, 2008 5:21 PM
"wide stance"? ooh that combination word you learn from watching extreme make over ? can you elaborate more on that...i doubt anyone but you know what that is...
32. necessaryROUGHness - December 17, 2008 5:25 PM
I told you bwb you dont have the personality or the wit to make comments on this site,,,ill say stick to watching what i type, it suits you...
33. ? - December 17, 2008 5:28 PM
Spencer Pratt's face makes me want to violently retch...
34. boobtube - December 17, 2008 5:36 PM
as if they any real choice in the matter anyways, it's all mtv.
35. boobtube - December 17, 2008 5:36 PM
as if they have any real choice in the matter anyways, it's all mtv.
36. EEE - December 17, 2008 5:50 PM
Her fucking feets is huge.
37. Mike - December 17, 2008 5:52 PM
Who cares! Does anyone give a crap about these two? Stop marketing these two idiots!
38. lindary - December 17, 2008 6:09 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
39. lindary - December 17, 2008 6:12 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
40. lindary - December 17, 2008 6:12 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
41. CaptainMorgan - December 17, 2008 6:18 PM
AAArrrgg! My computer has a virus! This post must be part of the MS Explorer Security Breach!
These two should have been props in Sweeny Todd.
42. The Great Bamboozler - December 17, 2008 6:28 PM
PLEASE!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN BODY!
STOP WITH THE GODDAMN STORIES ON THESE TWO ASS-BABIES!
43. The Great Bamboozler - December 17, 2008 6:29 PM
PLEASE!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN BODY!
STOP WITH THE GODDAMN STORIES ON THESE TWO ASS-BABIES!
44. The Great Bamboozler - December 17, 2008 6:29 PM
PLEASE!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN BODY!
STOP WITH THE GODDAMN STORIES ON THESE TWO ASS-BABIES!
45. fo'sXgirl - December 17, 2008 7:14 PM
lemme just say this. my friend just did the "engaged and underage" show..MTV followed him everywhere..and told us all what to say! they are all such bullshit!!! of course they staged everything! what a bunch of fucks! no wonder stopped watching MTV in 1998!!!!
46. fo'sXgirl - December 17, 2008 7:14 PM
lemme just say this. my friend just did the "engaged and underage" show..MTV followed him everywhere..and told us all what to say! they are all such bullshit!!! of course they staged everything! what a bunch of fucks! no wonder I stopped watching MTV in 1998!!!!
47. Knee Ya Ha Ha - December 17, 2008 7:55 PM
...faked her marriage .. ? What you twying to say here exactwee ? - much like her chest....?
48. gerard Vandenberg - December 17, 2008 9:33 PM
ANYONE EXPECTED SOMETHING ELSE?
Their second name is "FAKE", folks!!
49. LargelyGay - December 17, 2008 10:56 PM
Fish loves them, man.
50. mr. & mrs. pee-rat - December 17, 2008 11:23 PM
hate them... but LOVE her shoes..
51. Valentina - December 17, 2008 11:25 PM
OH, MY GOODNESS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Jeez, I'm sooo sarcastic!
Guys, here's a thought! Let's tell them that Halloween is the new Christmas, dress'em up as Bin Laden and send them trick-or-treating to the White House!
52. Valentina - December 17, 2008 11:25 PM
OH, MY GOODNESS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Jeez, I'm sooo sarcastic!
Guys, here's a thought! Let's tell them that Halloween is the new Christmas, dress'em up as Bin Laden and send them trick-or-treating to the White House!
53. Bodylotion - December 18, 2008 5:02 AM
Die already! Why are these fucks famous again?
54. tahnee - December 18, 2008 5:50 AM
I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE FUCK THESE CLOWNS ARE
55. michy - December 18, 2008 7:18 AM
alcool and fire
56. RichPort's Ghost - December 18, 2008 8:35 AM
Oddly, Spencer faked his heterosexuality as well.
57. Turd Ferguson - December 18, 2008 9:36 AM
Holy crap!!
How big are that chicks feet?? She's got a couple of gunboats there.
In this case, big feet mean a big dick ....wearing a blue shirt.
58. Fudgie - December 18, 2008 10:19 AM
I'm so sick of looking at that twat's gaping maw.
59. tp - December 18, 2008 10:48 AM
Her shoes are FUCKING HIDEOUS!!!!
60. Jill - December 18, 2008 11:15 AM
Hopefully she's flexible enough that one day one of her toe talons will pop her implant and kill both of them.
61. StillNoSex - December 18, 2008 11:24 AM
So this means that Spencer is still a virgin and Heidi still practices blow jobs on carrots. Do they think anyone really cares?
62. Truth doctor - December 18, 2008 11:55 AM
EPIC WIN!
always good to see a heidi and spencer story, btw
63. ac - December 18, 2008 12:09 PM
you suck. how disappointing this site has become. And the fact that people commented "I knew it was fake" well fucking DUH it was fake. Why the hell would someone even comment on their fakeness? No fucking shit!
64. taxpayer - December 18, 2008 3:39 PM
Again, with the open mouth. She's had all those surgeries, why can't they fix her nose so she can breath through it, instead of hanging her jaw open all the time?
P.S. Do these people pay a staff of photographers to snap pics of their every move?
65. Shredder - December 18, 2008 7:07 PM
oh look! It's Chris Crocker and Spencer again
66. White Male - December 19, 2008 3:42 AM
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67. ..... - December 21, 2008 8:17 PM
Those shoes are heinous.
68. bubbrubb - December 23, 2008 1:04 AM
I know all you assclowns watch this show. I can't believe this site didn't even point this out (if they're so well informed). Spencer asked her to marry him at night time when they went over the video tape the next day, it was light out! Unless they stayed up all night until 9am. The shit was staged. Duh.
69. Jeremy - December 26, 2008 3:15 PM
SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-christian Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are hosting an event at Christian Audigier The Nightclub in Las Vegas for New Year's Eve. I know I'll be there.
70. Roy - December 28, 2008 12:06 PM
you are all idiots. Just thought I would let you know.