Dec 11 2008Gwyneth Paltrow tries to save marriage despite presence of 'Madonna bug'
Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Coldplay singer Chris Martin are reportedly shacked up in their London home in an effort to save their marriage. However, friends are saying the couple's main problem is Madonna, according to NY Daily News:
The Oscar-winner is so committed, "she's staying overseas until the holidays are over," even forgoing events she typically loves, like tonight's third annual Food Bank Lunchbox Auction bash. She usually hosts the event with close friend Mario Batali."
But despite Paltrow's claim that everything is smooth sailing, we hear Madonna may be the thorn in her marriage's side. "Gwyneth has the Madonna bug... bad," the pal says. "It's eerie. Gwyneth acts normally until Madonna comes around, and then Gwyn is all about Madonna, all the time. Madge has even introduced Gwyneth to all her friends.
"Now instead of going to see Chris perform, she'd rather hang out with people like Alex Rodriguez and Ingrid Casares."
I heard that, if Madonna crosses your path on a full moon, she'll make you cheat on your significant other then come up with some crazy excuse on your celebrity blog that nobody's buying and you're sleeping in the bathtub tonight. Curse you, Madonna!
NOTE: Has anyone seen my loofah-pillow?

Reader Comments
1. jrz - December 11, 2008 2:34 PM
God I hate Gwenyth Paltrow. But I think I hate Coldplay a little bit more. Or do I? Wow, I think I just blew my mind.
2. LuLu - December 11, 2008 2:36 PM
Does stupid here also run around in fingerless lace gloves and spandex pedal pushers, too? A little old to be a MadonnaWannabe, Gwen, you silly bitch.
3. Deacon Jones - December 11, 2008 2:36 PM
I'll bet my 401k that dude on the right of her with the glasses is a Jew.
4. tp - December 11, 2008 2:37 PM
Nice dress...pointing to her crotch...gross...
5. Bob - December 11, 2008 2:44 PM
That's a nice dress, but what's up with the white ankle socks with the short boots?
And what is this spell that madonna puts on people? Is she a vampire? "Look into my eyes...."
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
6. rocko - December 11, 2008 2:46 PM
Is it me or is she wearing underwear with a see-thru dress?
7. THAT_GIRL_JENN - December 11, 2008 2:51 PM
WHITE MEN LOVE ANOREXIC SHAPELESS CHICKS LIKE THIS
8. britney's weave - December 11, 2008 2:51 PM
just b/c models wear shit like that on the runway does not mean gwyneth should attempt it on the red carpet.
best pic i've seen on here in awhile is the google ad to the right showing the dachshund puppy chewing on a straw. adorable.
9. havoc - December 11, 2008 3:00 PM
Madonna = Soul Sucker.
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10. TUBBO - December 11, 2008 3:01 PM
Hey Deacon Jones #3 I'll bet my 401k that when this picture was snapped he was humming "If I were a rich man".
11. havoc - December 11, 2008 3:05 PM
He looks like he would cry if you yelled at him....
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12. p0nk - December 11, 2008 3:06 PM
meh, he's not a steroid abusing baseball slugger, she's got nothing to fear from madonna.
13. Bickus Dickus - December 11, 2008 3:07 PM
Anyone who names their kid "Apple" needs to be flogged in public. This woman has severe mental problems.
14. Julie - December 11, 2008 3:08 PM
Ugly outfit
15. Chris - December 11, 2008 3:09 PM
Why do marrages in Hollywood never last. Poor pathetic little lives they lead.
16. Allison - December 11, 2008 3:10 PM
I like the dress. And the shoes.
17. Allison - December 11, 2008 3:10 PM
I like the dress. And the shoes.
18. Dr. Phil - December 11, 2008 3:15 PM
If Madonna can give you the blissful penetration your husband cannot, your marriage is doomed. A-Rod finally realized that, as did his ex-wife and his angry red anus.
19. Lisa - December 11, 2008 3:16 PM
What is the deal with the new dresses out that show it all? I haven't seen one person yet that they looked nice on. Too me it looks tacky to show your bra and panties. It just ruins the look.
20. havoc - December 11, 2008 3:16 PM
I like the dress. And the shoes.
21. dew - December 11, 2008 3:19 PM
Ack, that dress is so desperate even Katie/Jordan probably wouldn't wear it (hmmm). And those shoes would be cute without the socks, AND with an entirely different outfit.
22. Cash - December 11, 2008 3:20 PM
"I'm sorry mom and dad, I can't spend the holidays with the family because I'm busy trying to keep up appearances. Yes dad, I know he's gay, he's the lead singer for Coldplay for god's sake, but we look great in photos."
23. Max Planck - December 11, 2008 3:23 PM
Tell her to just catch Madonna out of her grave when the sun is up and she will dissolve into smoke!!
24. Missy - December 11, 2008 3:23 PM
That is one fucking ugly dress! Nice granny panties there Gywneth ;)
Definitely a fashion don't!
25. nanan - December 11, 2008 3:30 PM
It seems like poor Gwen was the last person to find out Chris Martin is totally gay.
26. jrz - December 11, 2008 3:32 PM
22--Dad's dead baby
27. Deacon Jones - December 11, 2008 3:36 PM
@10 & 11
He's probably a hypochondriac that has hour long, screaming fits on the phone with his mother back in Long Island. Oy vey
28. Massa' - December 11, 2008 3:39 PM
I heard she doesn't trim her bush. It probably looks like a sarlac with hair.
29. uh-huh - December 11, 2008 3:46 PM
you know how i know you're gay?
you listen to coldplay.
30. Shep - December 11, 2008 4:14 PM
wow, they are trying to save their marriage by spending the next few weeks together. That's pretty intense. Next you're going to tell me they have promised not to cheat on each other until 2009 if they can work things out. You just don't see that kind of dedication anymore.
Oh btw, Madonna's an evil witch who want all he friends to be single or marred depending on her current situation.
31. ummm...yeah - December 11, 2008 4:23 PM
#20, I agree, why would you wear a fucking see through dress with that tacky white bra? At least black lace would've been better.
Listen assholes, if you're going to wear a dress that shows it all...be at least 23 and perky(tits)...no bra either.
God, all these old ass "stars" need to hire some better fashion consultants, cause the ones they have aren't workin. They look stupid and desperate trying to look/stay young...you're old, deal with it.
32. Montoya - December 11, 2008 4:28 PM
I would dump her just for that dress. It's unforgivable.
33. Rosie Eats Taco - December 11, 2008 4:34 PM
I thought Bono was the singer for Coldplay?
34. Violet - December 11, 2008 4:39 PM
The dress is clever, but, the way she's wearing it looks silly. This is a sans panties kinda dress... or, if she really feels the need to be modest either a) wear a slip or b) don't wear a dress made of a farking vintage teddy in the first place.
35. crazylady - December 11, 2008 4:41 PM
She's not wearing socks. The white leather is part of the shoe. Not my favorite look.
36. Harry - December 11, 2008 5:06 PM
#15 - If you were rich, beautiful, travelled the world on a moment's notice, had everyone fawning over you, met interesting and glamorous people everyday, your marriage would probably suffer, too.
If you're like you, sitting at your 9 to 5 desk scanning The Superficial for something to take you out of your miserable life, then, yeah, you'd probably stay with that walking cottage cheese you call a wife.
37. Chauncey Gardner - December 11, 2008 5:27 PM
I can't stand Gwyneth, but she gets points for avoiding Coldplay shows.
38. lindary - December 11, 2008 6:05 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
39. lindary - December 11, 2008 6:07 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
40. KG - December 11, 2008 6:15 PM
Lindary: I just went over to that website and didn't see her personal ad. Do you have a direct link?
41. my comment - December 11, 2008 7:35 PM
You can't hold on to a man if you dress like that.
Added is the fact that she is such a bird woman. Prim with no sexuality at all.
42. gerard Vandenberg - December 11, 2008 11:27 PM
I wonder: HOW LOW CAN SHE GO, folks?
43. tigerbaby - December 12, 2008 12:11 AM
Madonna is fucking blind, and she has horrible taste in men. How she can choose A-Rod over Guy Ritchie is a mystery. A-Rod looks like a blow-up doll melted over a wax mannequin.
44. alexc8 - December 12, 2008 8:37 AM
Or maybe her marriage is in trouble because Chris gets to see this every morning -
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/gwyneth-paltrow-without-makeup/
45. sameshitdifferentyear - December 12, 2008 11:30 AM
Wow, she's a 100% MILF.
M ediocre
I rrelevant
L ackluster
F ake
Who the fuck has been artificially elevating her career all these years?
46. gadjo - December 12, 2008 12:20 PM
i used to respect Gwyneth and Chris Martin but since she hangs out with that slut and he steals music from orher artists..
47. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - December 16, 2008 12:13 PM
white socks and high heeled shoes