Dec 19 2008EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian 2009 Calendar Photos - Round 2

doink.

Who the hell would buy a calendar with this hairy pig on it????.

doink????. Are you a stupid fucking moron?. Is that how you spell "FIRST" in your language of choice.

Why do we keep promoting her? She likes to be pee'd upon.

Still wouldn't buy it. Id rather see a calendar of Heidi & Spencer in my house. and NO! I AM NOT GAY!

I want to blow a load in her big fat ass so bad I can almost feel her big butt pillows wrapped around my weiner now, slowly choking the life out of it. Each time you fuck her in the ass the question always hangs in the air, will my cock survive or will it die within those crushing depths? It's like dancing on the edge of a razor blade.

I hate Armenians, always whining about this so-called genocide bullshit. Ethnic cleansing is part of life and they need to get over it.

DAYUM I GOTS MUH DIK IN MUH HANDS AN BEETIN IT!

DEM WHITE WIMMINZ IZ FYYYYYNE. I GOTTA GET MAH HOMIEZ
TO GETZ HER UP IN DAH ESCALADE FUH SUM RAPIN!

DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM1

DON TELLL MICHUUULLLL DUH MUNKEY!

In the pic of the 3 Kims, the Kim on the left looks like she's constipated and is trying to take a big dump. Big ass, big dump.

Also, aren't these pics from when she was making a special calendar for the black guy that pisses on her now, Reggie? I thought I saw a clip of this photo shoot on that awful TV show.

Peed on? wait till you haters found out she swallows,,,every drop!

thx for the xmas present fish!

First..Last.. you guys are losers for posting comments ealier than 7 o clock.

First..Last.. you guys are losers for posting comments ealier than 7 o clock am.

I never want to hear what she has to say, because it poisons my mind. However, I can look at her phat breasts and booty forever. And ever.

She she re-enact Mapplethorp's "Piss Christ", where she has a picture of herself immersed in urine. It's art, you know.

Re: #11 - Not everyone on Earth lives in the same time zone.

WASTE OF TIME!

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Wait, wait, wait. #10 are you telling me she swallows?! Count me in bitches!

Why? Why do you keep showing this disgusting fat-ass?

This calendar can be found, for a limited time, at

http://www.chickdowntown.com

Superficial Writer's nose is so far up this girl's arse I'm surprised we can't see his feet dangling out the back. Oh, that's right, he's off spending the cash they pay him to post this PR.

UGLY! oink oink.....

What? No nudity? Who's going to buy this with no nudity? I want to see nipple on my calendar!

SHE LOOKS GREAT, BUT WITH TONS OF MAKEUP AND PLASTIC SURGERY, HOW COULD YOU NOT LOOK GREAT?

IT JUST REALLY IRRITATES ME THE WAY SHE STILL SAYS HER VIDEO WAS LEAKED AND SHE WAS SO EMBARASSED. GIVE ME A BREAK. IF YOU'RE SUCH A SHY, GOOD GIRL, YOU WOULDNT BE POSING FOR PLAYBOY OR THESE CALENDARS.

KIM, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A SLUT. I THINK EVERYONE WOULD LIKE YOU MORE IF YOU JUST STOPPED DENYING IT.

SOME OF THESE PICS ARE FROM THE CALENDAR SHE PUT TOGETHER FOR REGGIE'S BDAY THIS YEAR. REMEMBER IN THE SHOW HOW SHE KEPT TLAKING ABOUT HOW THESE SHOTS ARE ONLY FOR REGGIE'S EYES?

SUCH A SLUT.

Wow

I saw this girl at www.goldenshowersonfatasses.com. All the hot girls and guys are there!!

HER GIRL IS DOG UGLY!!!!!

HER GIRL IS DOG UGLY!!!!!

Do you think they used enough lens flare?

Bedroom eyes, blowjob lips and an ass made for pounding.

What's not to love?

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I don't care what anyone says...I would destroy this chick.

Her eyes look dead.

Know how they say "the lights are on, but nobody's home"? In this case, the lights aren't even on. Talk about vacant.

shes not smilin w/ her eyes

NOBODY WANTS A CALENDAR WITH THIS CHICK ON IT

stop posting crap about her!
nobody cares

What's up with the Superficial Now?? Why are you marketing her?

BORING.... and completelyl lame.
It's showing how seriously pathetic this Site is getting.

She looks like amy winehouse in the first pic, if amy winehouse got peed on

She looks like amy winehouse in the first pic, if amy winehouse got peed on

Whew! I can just feel the rage thru the computer screen ladies! It's not her fault you'll never be anything close to her! Go watch Oprah or something

How very fucking *BORING*. As others have posted, the least you could expect from the whore would be a full-on shot of her a$$, but she didn't deliver. The funny thing is, i think Kim just killed half the sales she would've made on her calendar by distributing these pictures. Seriously... who else but her most desperate, female-deprived fans would bother spending ca$h on this bullshit?

Accept yourself for what you are, Kim: an utterly shallow and talentless fucktoy. Heidi Montag can probably carry on a better conversation than you. You are in no way an 'elite' individual; rather, you're the little blue disc at the bottom of society's urinal, slowly but surely melting away. If you want to impress the public, why not put out a calendar featuring 12 months of nothing but your huge a$$? You could throw in a wide open vagina shot while you're at it.

Hang on a fucking minute... ONLINE SALES? That would mean that you need internet access, correct? If you are online and have access to just about every pornographic indulgence known and unknown to mankind there really has to be something wrong with you if you buy this fucking nonsense.

Athletes play shit - buy a calender
Supermodels model shit (and know how to fucking pose) - buy a calender
Singers sing shit - buy a calender
Actors act in shit - buy a calender
KK..... er... Sings? NO! Acts? NO! Entertains? NO! Knows how to pose? NO! Demonstrates on a shitty "homemade" porn tape that she has a clue in bed? HAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I don't even need to rest my case because this disaster wouldn't make it to a trial!

I will admit.. at this moment in time, in the looks department she is a very sexy woman. But a completely vacuous woman with no fucking morals who sells her backside for cash is a complete turn off.. or a prostitute. Take your pick.

When you sell yourself out and push yourself as sexy... make sure you can actually deliver the SEXY! Her tape proves she has NO IDEA about sex and thus her entire reason for being "famous" is a JOKE! If you are a slut.. be a shameless one that knows how to work it!

Too much floppy horselips. Not enough ass.

FAIL.

#39 - Duuuuuuude (said like the tortoises in Finding Nemo)... life is way too short to take this shit so seriously... pop a Xanax...

Dude, she looks like Amy Winehouse with lots of photoshop. Why're you marketing her, anyway?

I'm completely chilled old boy.. and never felt the need to fall back on America's favourite pastime of drugging myself up to my eyeballs to get through my days.

I am just old school and like to be entertained by people that DO something well. Or at least do something. If she did something well that served for entertainment.. holy shit she would get my vote in a heartbeat. However...

Someone should send one of these to O.J. in prison. You know"Uncle" O.J. hit that!

Someone should send one of these to O.J. in prison. You know"Uncle" O.J. hit that!

Nice too bad not that many booty pics.

Notice how they never show her famous girdle butt. This is because the creators of the calendar did not want to take the time and energy to fix Kim's big wide square loose butt. Kim is only good for showing her girdle butt for amusement purposes and other than that; who cares.

Kim's hips look huge for a female with a short stature of 5'3" in the picture where she is wearing all black. It was definitely a challenge for the calendar makers to make Kim look good and not as fat.

Why do you keep showing this no talent, fat ass, useless, smelly nobody? Why?

Ok, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

and that's the truth.

You sold out superfish. I know you gotta pay the bills and all that, but whats next....will you be asking us to go to Paris Hiltons site to buy some of her perfume?

Two MAJOR reasons why this calendar will flop:

1. Kardashian is a porn actress, she's famous for being naked on camera, sucking huge cocks, and getting a mixture of semen and urine sprayed on her while smiling for the camera.

2. I don't know anybody who buys calendars any more. Not one person.

I like the funny picture of her with clothes on...Like anyone wants to see that. Haha

I am buying Kim's calendar as a gag gift for my yearly company Christmas party. The gag gift must be under $20 so this works great!

Too bad this is the calendar she made for reggie bush last year. so it is nothing new.

Re: the triple exposure shot.... look at the right-most pic and draw an imaginary line from her hip bone to the top of her thigh. Everything left of that line is a mass of fat cells. *shudder*

Is that a Ruger Blackhawk in the 4th pic? Nice choice, but man, the finish is so beat up ... take better care of your guns, please.

She's just an alright looking girl...with a big FAT ASS!

She's just an alright looking girl...with a big FAT ASS!

can she go on the banned list with Heidi/Spencer? she's so lame

Dude, weren't these supposed to be for her bf only? (Hence the March month, which is his bday) What a desperate whore that needs money any way she can get it.

She looks beautiful, but I prefered the other ones.

Well, I think she is beautiful. Especially in more natural make-up.

I'm totally beating off to an airbrush right now.

Contact NASA.
That azz just told Gravity, "Go eff yerself."

Another post of that fucking disgusting, nasty, flapjack ass, no talent whore!?!

She is walking, talking shitstain who uses stale urine for perfume. What a sleazy whore!

Anyone who thinks Kim is hot is also attracted to barnyard animals.

Mudshark!!! Just keep a safe distance, do not make physical contact, then urinate and puke on her. That's all she's good for.

She's a no-talent loser!!! Why is she being promoted here?!

There is nothing good about her. She's a HUMAN URINAL!!!

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WHITE MEN WOULD NOT DATE KIM K.

BUT THEY WOULD DATE AN UGLY ASIAN GOLDDIGGER FROM THIALAND WHO HAS THE BODY OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY AND PARADE HER AROUND LIKE SHE IS GOLD.

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She fucks up everything she touches! She could fuck up a wet dream! Totally worthless, vapid, brain-dead slut. A nasty, sloppy, foul smelling fuck that just lays there waiting to be urinated on. Just look at those disgusting carp lips! What a turn-off she is!

Nothing hot about Kim, whatsoever!

To put things in perspective....most people here find Kim to be disgusting, nasty, foul, skanky and slutty dumb whore. Well, THAT_GIRL_JENN is one rung BELOW Kim, which is as low as it gets. The difference is that Kim K has an inheritance from her daddy, who obtained an education and WORKED. Neither Kim nor DUMB_DUMB_JENN will ever accomplish either.

#6, Believe me you, you have nothing to worry about in regards to the "depths"....your little inchworm could never cover any of that vast terrain. In fact, the diaogue would go something like this, only faster...

Kim: I'm ready when you are
Park: I'm finished already, whachyoo tawkin 'bout?
Kim: What, I can't hear you, pull your head out of your ass and into mine!
Park: I said I've been in and out dozens of times now, you didn't notice???
Park: It's that small?
Kim: Yes, plus my ass is that deep!

skank....

skank....

WE LOVE HER, and that big tight ass of her. Plowing would do her an injustice. I believe its more like demolition time on her ass. I've got a big dick, Ray J your shit was weak.

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I almost spit out my water while reading Kim has a big tight ass lol! Kim has a big ass for sure, but tight lol! No way!

#72

Awe you poor fat short chick with a big bottom half like Kim. I jerk off to fit chicks, not fat short chicks like Kim, not tall fat chicks, and definitely not females that are underweight. Fit females are hot for sure!

After reading these posts we ask what is wrong with the world? lol lol lol ... a bunch of low self esteem HATERS ... love the comments from the guys ... lol lol lol ... never mind touch her most of you guys couldn't even talk to her ... lol lol lol ... hell you couldn't even talk to me ... but this is a great read after a loong day a work ... lol

Kim is a disgusting slab of a carcass. Kim is simply disgusting, nevermind the carcass of a body.

78 (translation):
"WE LOVE DREAMING, and that big loose ass of her. Plowing would be only an attempt. I believe its more like demolition time on her canyon of an ass. I've got a big imiginary dick, Ray J your little shit made mine look like a little boy. Wait, I have the dick of a little boy. Nevermind. Out-----

81, momo, This is a celebrity bashing site, you must have thought you were on your favorite celebrity ass licking slurp site. The truth is that most sane people find Kim to be a nasty skank with no talent and no usefulness whatsoever. Only desperate weirdos are attracted to that shitstain, hairy flapjack flabroll ass bitch.

You're welcome

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

She reminds me of a sexy camel.

p.s.
I STILL LOVE KIDS....especially at Christmas.

Fish Why isn the fuck are you being nice to this cow??? I love how this rich shopaholic bitch is helping out charities during the season of GIVING with her calendar... wait... she's just helping herself so that in a world full of poverty and need and a country in peril with families who can't even pay for their kids chemo this rich useless bitch who has no skills or talent is just trying to make herself richer by adding more vanity to this already vapid world so that she can go on a few more hundred shopping sprees this year. Aw that's awesome that is THE definition of Christmas.

Kim can you please tell me how you and your greedy useless family sleeps at night, how do you live knowing that you, a useless sex tape whore with nothing but an out of proportion fatass makes shitloads more than firefighters, and police officers, soldiers, doctors and nurses to name a few who SAVE LIVES and make in a YEAR (with families to feed and actual billls to pay) what you can make in a day?

YOU and people like you are why this world is so fucked up you take and take and take and give crumbs back, you contribute nothing of value to society and in your sick fame whoring you encourage other people to be as useless and destructive to society as you are.

GET A REAL FUCKING JOB one that actually helps society and take some of the EXCESS you lavish yourself in a REALLY give back."Charity" parties, throwing CRUMBS at causes and posing for vain selfserving pictures does not count kardashians. Look around uyou and get some fucking perspective and GIVE BACK this Christmas and always.

I'd rather pay a rino to piss in my eyes and shit on my face than buy your calendar, consequently it would probably be a very similar experience.

She's an heiress. Her daddy was educated, an attorney and he worked. So, one educated, working person in the family per century is enough for the 4 surviving Kardashians. They consider themselves princesses, much better than the working class stiffs; they're, in reality, deluxe douchebags.

Kim thinks very, very highly of herself. More so, in fact, than most people posting here. Yes, there are a few celeb suck-ups and hangers-on whining about poor little baby Kim, a few paid by Kims mother but most people here despise the greedy, vapid, fake, phony, nasty, skanky, dumb, uneducated, no-talent asshole douchenozzle.

send it to: "BERGOS@PLANET.NL" , please?

OMG I am so tired of this "person"
She is amazing in her narcissistic stupidity and annoying attention needing.....
GET OVER YOURSELF

no one cares how you look. you dont matter

OMG I am so tired of this "person"
She is amazing in her narcissistic stupidity and annoying attention needing.....
GET OVER YOURSELF

no one cares how you look. you dont matter

She's the only girl I would insist upon having a 3-way with ANOTHER GUY. one with a HUGE weiner, so he could shove it in her yapper and keep her quiet while i frolic in her ass cheeks. Or maybe a transorbital lobotomy. She is not sexy at all when she talks, because she basically vomits stinky baby poop when she talks.

6. Parker - December 19, 2008 7:44 AM

Dancing on a razor blade is something YOU need to do. With your face.

So, just because Celebuzz (or whatever the fuck it is called) owns both your blogs, now you are promoting this worthless cumbucket? Fuck this cheap piece of twat and her whole greedy, materialistic family!

Useless bitch thinks she can manipulate everyone into forgetting that it only takes $4.95 to watch her take a load of jizz to the face? Most people are too smart for you, Kim. Not gonna happen. You might have convinced that retard Reggie Bush but not the rest of us. SO< fuck you!

"$4.95 to watch her take a load of jizz to the face?" torrent anyone?

Kim was probably more happy than anyone that her Dad finally died. An Armenian man would never allow his little girl to date black dudes. Well, maybe not as happy as the golddigger wife he had.

shes fucking sexy but have you heard her talk? i heard her for the first time on the video game awards the other day (because im not a 14 year old who watches mtv all day) and she sounds like shes fucking 12!

but still, god damn shes sexy. too bad she likes the nigs, and that being said what the fuck is she anyway? some type of indian?

what a stupid bitch

"Kim was probably more happy than anyone that her Dad finally died. An Armenian man would never allow his little girl to date black dudes. Well, maybe not as happy as the golddigger wife he had."

Well, the man may have been Armenian, but it's plain to see he didn't teach K.K. anything of value, much less her own culture. In fact, it's probably safe to assume she's an absolute shame to traditional Armenians everywhere... *ESPECIALLY* Armenian women. She's turned the beauty and mythos of exotic women into $hit. I'll never watch her porno, but it would be amusing to see 'leaked' footage of her boyfriend beating her. =D

Kim, you ignorant slut!

SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-lax-nightclub The Kardashian sisters are hosting an event at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas for New Year's Eve. I know I'll be there.

I would give ten years of my life for a night with Kim. She has the most beautiful face and the most fantastic ass on the world.
I do not understand why those gays morons and stinking feminists hate her that much....

"I would give ten years of my life for a night with Kim. She has the most beautiful face and the most fantastic ass on the world."

Damn, son. You need female physical contact... and *FAST*! You're already delusional. I doubt you'll ever meet the whore in person, but should you ever, i doubt even more she'd give a shit about you [ Unless there's a way she can use you to further her 'career', which i also doubt ]. No one should feel so beaten down as you; if you lived near me, I'd rent you a hot slut that actually knows how to work it [ Unlike Kim, according to what I've heard about her porno ].

divina kim k enviar mas fotos

Kim is very pretty and I think the calendar looks pretty good. The only thing I think is that Kim wears a bit too much makeup. She sometimes looks a little fake.

I think Kim looks so sexy and if I looked like this beautiful woman I would be all over magazines, I really will never understand how and why people get so hatefull online about people you do not even know, if you knew who she was you would not be writng such awful things, Kim does a lot of charitys she also has helped familys on her own, taking money out of her own pocket to help strangers and if it wasen't for people like Kim and our other actors and actress helping this world would be a mess, I am someone who is suffering thru an extremly painful disability I have been compared to other disabilitys because there is no name for what I realy have and I pray that one of our actors comes forward and really wants to know more about my nerve disease because if it was not for them, no one else is going to care, so do not be so quick to judge people you do not know, my whole life change in one day and I never would think something like this could happen to me, so if it can happen to me it can happen to you, so be carefull you may be on my side when you may need there help someday.
Kindly,
Janice Power

i love the way she look.. ~ so cute and i wanna be like her..!! =)

I want a fuck only.