Dec 18 2008EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian 2009 Calendar Photos

She has an official store.

First

Gross. Where is Hugh Jackman?

Enough photoshop there, Kim?

considering how much you bash her, i think you owe her big.
She's being pretty cool...

wow..
well where did that big butt of hers go, i guess erica knows the answer to that..

So is this a monthly reminder of how F'ed up our nation is where we take rich "Daddy's girls" who like to get pissed on and filmed by black men during sex and give them Movie Star noteriety? Cause if it is, Boy do i have a movie for you!

lookin hot kim!!

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

@5 It would take more than 12 months to do a panorama of an ass that size.

She took these photos when she did that calendar for Reggie Bush and freaked out when her Mom "sold" them to local shops because she claimed it was for his eyes only..way to keep it real Kim.

She trully is awesome!

isn't this the same shoot that she did for her boyfriend that her mom "accidentally" submitted to be a calendar on her show?
Just another case of reality TV, I guess

In the first pic Kim is wearing support nylons because they are great at keeping the fat in.

DO NOT WANT

At least she doesn't look fat anymore. Just ugly.

What, no pic of her standing next to a urinal with her mouth open and boobs squeezed together?

Half of them don't even look like her

Can someone name a starlet that can make this girl look bad?

excuse me while i go nurse this boner!

#2 thank you for keeping the rough aura alive!

not enough ass

Her other sister is hotter. Plus she didn't get pissed on by a wannabe rapper.

A pound of ground round please, but the rump roast looks fatty, can you trim it?

doesnt she know we could care less about her face, where is the ass?

Sure theres no ass, but pic # 3 looks like shes ready to take on a rough juice bath! my fav pic!

The motorcycle shot of her reminds me of when I worked for Oscar Meyer, stuffing worthless crap with no apparent nutritional value into sausage casings and calling it "hot dogs."

as honestly surprised as I am that Kim Kardashian has an "official store"...I was even more surprised to see the store had a conspicuously missing item.

Where is the DVD of her double-fisted sucking wanna-be rapper cock that made her famous in the fist damn place? I love how she wants to pretend she's a legitimate business woman, when the only thing she has to sell is pictures of her tits.

She's missing something. A soul.

Most people seem to miss the fact that Kardashian is famous because she is a PORN STAR. Nothing more, nothing less.

why the fuck would you glamorize someone for doing porn movies?

great, 1st paris now this whore.

FUCKING DIE YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know she never fully feels dressed until she's been peed on.

BEAUTIFUL!!!

Anyone want to take a crack at the cover photo. It appears that she is laying on a fur rug? I just found it humorous that her sister is coming out as a spokesperson for PETA and Kim is selling a calendar featuring a picture of herself laying on fur. Looks like Christmas dinner's going to be a ball at the Kardashians.

Makes me wanna give her a little pickle tickle

Does it really make you feel better to rip into what is clearly a incredibly hot women? Is there a brief moment where you forget that she’s famous for being hot and you’re just someone posting BS on the internet? Or are you completely nuts and actually think you’re better looking then her?

What a nasty, disgusting, revolting pile of human garbage! I want to urinate on her face but would never make contact with a filthy, slimy, urine drinking shiteater.

Anyone who thinks she is hot is very likely attracted to barnyard animals as well. 5 feet tall and has the ass of a 500 pound calf. That is NOT hot, bitches!

Any photos of her being used like the cake in the bottom of a urinal?

How many guys has she let pee on her?

I want to eat the poop pellets that hang in her ass hair. That is all.

She looks like a Taco Bell shit after a night of heavy drinking.

I hope she dies

Damn they photoshopped those thighs down to half their normal size

Where's her ass, she's famous for her ass, where is it?

"Can someone name a starlet that can make this girl look bad?"

That will not be necessary; Kim does a fantastic job of making herself look bad. Not only does she look like old crusty shit on a strippers ass wart, she is worthless.

Give it up, Kim, you'll never be a Princess Diana no matter how much money you inherited. You're shallow, uneducated, you lack talent and you have no sincerity; everyone knows you are totally fake inside and out.

Now get over yourself and learn something so you can make yourself useful for a change.

IF THERE IS A GOD, HE/SHE WILL STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!

oh...oh........and i jizzed in my pants

Smells like piss. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

"Does it really make you feel better to rip into what is clearly a incredibly hot women?"

Billions of people outside the U.$.A. can rent a hot slut for a less than what it costs to take a girl out to a nice dinner [ Especially here in South America ]. What makes Kim Kardashian any better? Despite her [ Obviously augmented ] 'looks', K.K.'s pics here are nothing more than pitiful emulations of yesterday's female legends [ Sophia Loren, Audrey Hepburn, etc. ]... sans all worthwhile substance, of course.

"Is there a brief moment where you forget that she’s famous for being hot and you’re just someone posting BS on the internet?"

And your posts are superior because...?

"Or are you completely nuts and actually think you’re better looking then her?"

You're clearly the idiot here. What has K.K. done for you? Decades ago, celebrities were people the public aspired to. Contemporary celebrities [ Especially pseudo-celebrities like Ms. Urinal here ] are now mere targets of ridicule and degradation. When K.K. falls, as Herpes Hilton did before her, the entire world will laugh.

"....and i jizzed in my pants"

No one gives a fuckin shit. Your mommy does your laundry, anyway. You should be warning her.

Now stop playing with the baby inchworm on your frozen zone and report your little punk ass back to Father Blagejovitch to perform your community service before you're hauled back to court and back to jail.

Bond is a jerk.

Photo #2 looks like
Amy Winehouse

Who, in their right mind, would buy this?

My respect for the Superficial Writer: 2004-2008.

RIP

the pictures that don't look like her are ok, but the ones that do, she looks like a retard. maybe that is why they look like her?

She is pretty....and that's lucky for her because she has absolutely nothing else going for her.

Damn, worst photos ever. Who did she use, the guy who did George Michael's Faith video? You couldn't make them more early 90's even if they were actually taken then. On the other hand, if they are a joke they're genius.

Is her "agent"-mom paying this Site to post about her? It really wouldnt surprise me. Obviously we all know any "positive" post is Kim.

Nobody else gives a crap about her.

lame.
I'm so tired of seeing anything about this nobody.

what is she famous for??
honestly..
there are thousands of better looking models out there.
she's obnoxious as all hell
and FAKE!

she's like that chick tila tequila... a wannabe

STOP POSTING CRAP ABOUT THIS CHICK!

i thought we hated kim kardashian here .. D:

We do .. D:

te quiero

Makes you wanna piss all over her.

I cant wait until her 15 minutes are up and her whole, worthless attention-starved family shrivel up and die somewhere, quietly out of the limelight.

Don't know whether I'm more surprised at how great she looks or the fact that she's actually cool with the site owner. Holy shit moment.

btw, whoever decided on a white outfit with a white background, yeah, you fail.

She doesnt look bad in these pictures, but they are surely photoshopped. However, when you realize there is nothing to her other than pictures, it makes you realize how lame she is...

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wow so hot ! i aslo tell you another good place !Somedays ago i saw a website www.sugarbabymatch.com here.when i sing up there ,haha .fantastic ! beauty,beauty!manymany beautythere! i had a dating yesterday!wow wow ! it is my faverite! You have any interest to lovers ,you can have a try there!

I scour the web cause i am obsessed with chics asses. a obsessed with the white phenomenon of white chics wit asses. LUda said, that would be the next phenomenon. Black chics with asses ls kinda like a white chic with blonde hair, they are all too common, no big deal! But these chics are rare. I have come up with the top 5 asses. Most I have judged from myspace. SOme from internet finds. No particular order, here dey go.
Kim kardashian- a socialite that hails from LA. but her roots take her back to Armenia. Great face, great shape. - I believe her shit is real - just not the boobs
Marcy Diamond- a white chic that hails from Miami, yet her whole family originate from Denmark. She is white, and has the biggest ass I have ever se on a white girl and yes, it's real.
Natalie J- chic that looks white, but is not. Her family is colombian, irish, all kinds of crap. She is hot.
Elke the Stallion- hot german and black model, but she looks more white. shes absolutely hotta than hell! look her up!
COCO - she ice=t woman, they all got dey own looks, but they are so unique, i in love with marcy and coco. you go gurls!

Nothing says glamor like a dab of urine behind the ears.

Anyone posting after Me licks Kim Kardashian's urine drenched body.

First!!!

What the hell am I thinking!? I'd love to eat the poop pellets off of her hairy ass! Mine, all mine!!!

Kim has talent as a glamor model ( the big tittied kind on cars n in lingerie). she is sexy. but this calendar is missing all too much ass, wheres the ass kim?

I'm in love. But where are the butt pics which she's so famous for.

"Damn, worst photos ever. Who did she use, the guy who did George Michael's Faith video? You couldn't make them more early 90's even if they were actually taken then..."

Wow, these pictures *DO* look like they were created 15 years ago! However, unless I'm horribly mistaken, the early '90s didn't Photoshop the piss out of every pseudo-celebrity [ Pun intended ].

"My respect for the Superficial Writer: 2004-2008."

I must admit i agree... but then, Mr. Superficial wouldn't have his moments of fame without ever-willing whores like Kim Kardashian, would he? We're all in the same boat of stupidity, in the end. I'd laugh if K.K. suffered a compound fracture anyway. Who's up for the job?

Missing her best feature, her feet.

#38 thank you for you contribution!

#64 wonderful list i will be searching for MD, MJ, and elke the stallion i already know about Coco....

YOU WANT MY ADRESS, folks?

.......................................BERGOS@ PLANET.NL

She really doesn't have any talent or real reason to be famous, but that doesn't change the fact that she is strikingly gorgeous...

Ass? No? WTF Kim, that's your only redeeming quality. If you're gonna be hawking a pics in you in slutty whore skivvies, then you better suck in that horse of a bottom lip, turn around backwards and show off your good side.

Stupid bitch.

Kim Kardashian always tears me between my hatred of useless people and my love of women with huge asses.

what a giant pile of AIDS

any filthy sow who ruts with a nigger boar should be excommunicated from our species

Yeah she looks beautiful, I wouldn't even mind too much if my boyfriend put this up in my closet (I would though) since its quite tasteful.

honestly, I think she looks good in these photos, photoshopped or not. plus, she can work the whole retro-glam thing since they were into bigger girls back then anyways

and for being a worthless slut, she still gets shitloads of attention from everyone, especially the people that hate her. i say milk it for all it's worth. she'll be a nobody soon since she has no talent at all, but at least she's making bank off of horny guys staring at her bod for now.

Emulation of yesterday's standards. She's making a cheap attempt at showing class by imitating people like Audrey Hephburn with photoshopping and good makeup/lighting. The fact is she still smells like stale urine.

i have to admit though, this is a great ad for photoshop

WHATEVER. this bitch is HOT

she's really gorgeous... i admired her even she did something bitchy... still keeping up with the kardashian... ;)

Wow, this bitch is really full of herself!!! I know girls a lot prettier than her who would never make and sell calendars of themselves.
I feel sorry for her, don't you?
(And for the record, I am not fat, ugly, or envious of Kim. She's very pretty, but some of it is cosmetically enhanced...and let's not forget she has enough $ to spend on her appearance).

Inner beauty babe, embrace it.

Yet again, the slut is a slut ...I don't give a shit how you slice it...she's a skank...
...I am not going to comment on this site anymore...
I am soooo dam tired of this Fish, he is not funny...and it's just getting boring.
Get some new sluts Fish....how about your mom?

Nice job, Kim. You look great!

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#10 - That's 12 months I'm willing to sacrifice... I'm a humanitarian, after all...

This calendar can be found, for a limited time, at

http://www.chickdowntown.com

SHE LOOKS GREAT, BUT WITH TONS OF MAKEUP AND PLASTIC SURGERY, HOW COULD YOU NOT LOOK GREAT?

IT JUST REALLY IRRITATES ME THE WAY SHE STILL SAYS HER VIDEO WAS LEAKED AND SHE WAS SO EMBARASSED. GIVE ME A BREAK. IF YOU'RE SUCH A SHY, GOOD GIRL, YOU WOULDNT BE POSING FOR PLAYBOY OR THESE CALENDARS.

KIM, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A SLUT. I THINK EVERYONE WOULD LIKE YOU MORE IF YOU JUST STOPPED DENYING IT.

She was made for banging

#92- Wow, that was like actual yelling! I get the sentiment... you fucking cockmeat sandwich.

WHERE CAN I GET THIS CALENDAR?? I LIKE WHITE WOMEN LIKE HER!!!

What's with the Amy Winehouse hair?

Ugh, not even close to being hot enough to care wtf she is doing. Let alone 2 in a row?!

Wasn't there a whole episode of the Kardashian show where she whined non stop about a similar calendar LEAKING by mistake?

#99

Kim wanted her porn tape to be exposed just like her so called special private calendar for her boyfriend. Kim has no talent, no brains, a short fat body, and her self absorbed personality is horrible.

I am buying Kim's calendar as a gag gift for my yearly company Christmas party. The gag gift must be under $20 so this works great!

#2, I'm not sure where Hugh Jackman is, but I know where Hugh E. Rection is.

Kim -
I don't care what anyone says, I would flip it, dip it and rip it. I would bang on you like a kettle drum at the London Philharmonic. I would tap that beautiful ass like a keg at a frat house. What I'm trying to say is that I would love to make sweet love to you.

With love and respect,

saltpeanuts

Nasty, disgusting, illiterate, douchebag with no talent whatsoever.

Go away, you fukkin human urinal!

i agree with #56 and #51. ESPECIALLY #51. selling out to kim kardasiwho is a new low, even lower than the never-ending parade of unattractive women in bikinis this past summer. you used to be so funny, superficial writer...

46. PostmortemG
“Billions of people outside the U.$.A. can rent a hot slut for a less than what it costs to take a girl out to a nice dinner [ Especially here in South America ]. What makes Kim Kardashian any better?”

Because you’re full of shit, you can’t get a girl that looks like Kim of less then a nice dinner. You can get a hooker with AIDS.

“And your posts are superior because...?”

Because I’m not posting BS.

“You're clearly the idiot here. What has K.K. done for you? Decades ago, celebrities were people the public aspired to. Contemporary celebrities [ Especially pseudo-celebrities like Ms. Urinal here ]”

See this is what I mean by BS. This “she got peed on” stuff has been repeated over and over and over and I’ve asked over and over and over for someone to post a link to this video and no-one has.

"Because you’re full of shit, you can’t get a girl that looks like Kim of less then a nice dinner. You can get a hooker with AIDS."

Maybe where you live, son. It would be a waste of my time to give you an indepth explanation; let's just say that whores are whores, and that it's a whole different world outside the U.$.A., concerning prostitution and adult entertainment [ Especially when one has dollars/euros/pounds on hand ]. Big breasts and a huge ass are *NOT* exclusive to this particular slut, genius.

"See this is what I mean by BS. This “she got peed on” stuff has been repeated over and over and over and I’ve asked over and over and over for someone to post a link to this video and no-one has."

I don't blame 'them' for not posting anything. I for one have never seen this footage [ Nor do i ever want to ], but apparently it happened. I'm surprised you haven't bought the damn DVD already, fanboy.

104, you probably molest animals too, so you think you're ok and the rest of the sane world is fucked up. You have it backwards, dipshit.

I see better looking women daily. DAILY! Better looking women than Kim at convenience stores, bars, grocery stores, auto parts stores, restaurants, diners, car dealerships. Everywhere there are women, there are women who look much better than carp lip Kim. She's illiterate, has no talent whatsoever, is shallow and vapid as can be.

You must have this celebrity bashing site mixed up with your celebrity asslick site where you nauseate eachother trying to be the best celebrity suck-up in the gutter.

A link to a celebrity sex tape? Otherwise it doesn't exist? LMAO thanks for proving you're not only an idiot and celeb suck-up, you're also out of the loop and so lazy you can't find sex tapes without a link. What a douche, you should have been a Kardashian.

She's vapid, but her face and hair is stunning.

She's beyond gorgeous.

so where are the hot pics in this calendar. all pics are average and not one
is sexy @!!!. her sister courtney has a better ass and smarts!!!
is ir true santa says ho ho ho and kim is the lead ho.
robert

105. PostmortemG
"I don't blame 'them' for not posting anything. I for one have never seen this footage [ Nor do i ever want to ], but apparently it happened. I'm surprised you haven't bought the damn DVD already, fanboy.

106. Notice
"A link to a celebrity sex tape? Otherwise it doesn't exist? LMAO thanks for proving you're not only an idiot and celeb suck-up, you're also out of the loop and so lazy you can't find sex tapes without a link. What a douche, you should have been a Kardashian."

There was a link to the tape posted on this morons and there was no pissing in it.

Why do you hate her so much? Where you the ugly girl in highschool and are trying to get back at good looking girls or do you just have no life?

5 bucks to watch someone come in her face is the definition of a WHORE!

You can debate the rest of it but that is not debatable.

5 bucks to watch someone come in her face is the definition of a WHORE!

You can debate the rest of it but that is not debatable.

"There was a link to the tape posted on this morons and there was no pissing in it."

Obviously it was an edited version, not the full version.

"Where you the ugly girl in highschool and are trying to get back at good looking girls or do you just have no life?"

Neither. Now you're sounding like Kim. With your logic skills you're in the same category: uneducated.

Kim K, and numerous other celebretards make fools of themselves and prove how vapid, uneducated, shallow, dumb, ignorant, self-centered, self-righteous, disgusting, vain, attention starved and desperate they are. We don't hate them; we're merely disgusted at the sight and sound of deluxe douchebags, that's all.

FUCK I SWEAR EVRYONE HATES ON KIM KARDASHIAN...IF ANYTHING ALL U LAMEZ OUT THEIR TALKIN SHIT NEED A FUCKEN LIFE..IF YOU THINK SHES SO UGLY THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU OVER HERE LOOKING AT HER PHOTOS AND COMMENTING ANYWAYZ...AND FOR THE LADIEZ OUT THERE WRITING THEIR SHIT ABOUT KIM...NEED TO STOP...I DONT SEE ANY OF YOU ON TV OR ON THE NET...KIMS DOING HER THING CUZ SHES FUCKEN BOMB..YEAH MAYBE SHE DOES DO WAT SHE DO PUTTING ON MAKEUP EYELASHES AND SHIT BUT SHES THE ONE TAKING FLIKAZ AND MAKIN SERIO MONEY..WHILE YOU ALL FUCKEN POST UP SHIT TALKIN LONG SHIT...KIMS FUCKEN BOMB SHES HELLA FINE AND SHES DOING HER THING..FUCK THE ONES THAT HATE ON HER SERIO!!!

"FUCK I SWEAR EVRYONE HATES ON KIM KARDASHIAN...IF ANYTHING ALL U LAMEZ OUT THEIR TALKIN SHIT NEED A FUCKEN LIFE.."

First off: deciphering your ghetto talk took a bit of effort, but I've managed to do it. Second: if you think defending her somehow means *YOU* have a "FUCKEN LIFE", then you're definitely as stupid as your words read.

"IF YOU THINK SHES SO UGLY THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU OVER HERE LOOKING AT HER PHOTOS AND COMMENTING ANYWAYZ..."

The whore's attempts at legitimacy are amusing, that's why. Your post makes this all even more amusing. =D

"AND FOR THE LADIEZ OUT THERE WRITING THEIR SHIT ABOUT KIM...NEED TO STOP...I DONT SEE ANY OF YOU ON TV OR ON THE NET...KIMS DOING HER THING CUZ SHES FUCKEN BOMB..YEAH MAYBE SHE DOES DO WAT SHE DO PUTTING ON MAKEUP EYELASHES AND SHIT BUT SHES THE ONE TAKING FLIKAZ AND MAKIN SERIO MONEY.."

Damn! Way to work the ghetto speak, yo! So K.K. makes mad ca$h off the easily impressed, such as yourself. Big deal.

"WHILE YOU ALL FUCKEN POST UP SHIT TALKIN LONG SHIT...KIMS FUCKEN BOMB SHES HELLA FINE AND SHES DOING HER THING..FUCK THE ONES THAT HATE ON HER SERIO!!!"

She will *ALWAYS* be ridiculed. Get over it. Back to the projects and your crack lab with you now.

Everyones judgmental comments will be judged. I pray for you all.

KIM IS A WORTHLESS NO TALENT PORN STAR. SHE RELIES ON PHOTOSHOP, GIRDLES, AND SUPPORT HOSE TO IMPROVE HER SHORT FAT PEAR SHAPED BODY. SHE ALSO RELIES ON COSMETIC SURGERY LIKE BREAST IMPLANTS, NOSE JOB, AND CELLULITE REMOVAL. ONLY A SHORT FAT CHICK WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM WOULD BE JEALOUS OF KIM BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO BE A SHORT FAT CHICK FAMOUS FOR DOING PORN?

#116

By who? The pretend man high up in the sky? Too bad Kim did not get a higer education because at the rate she is going; she will need to marry money or quit eating too much. Kim's short body with size 40 inch hips look horrible.

This woman is about as beautiful as they come!!
You go girl!