Dec 10 2008David Beckham or Josh Hartnett?

This is lame....

Thats a tmz bit superfish, anyway the winner is roughers of course!

Josh H now please!

hubba hubba

I find them both repulsive

Much better than the last one! I'm going with David Beckham. Way hotter.

And they are fags....

Umm.. Becks?

Hartnett. If the stupid glasses get taken off there's a decent face underneath. Plus he looks fun to tie down. Beckham looks like shit and honestly, looks who he's married to. The man(?) has issues.

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* insert yo-yo joke here*

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Cue the jealous guys and their "he's gay" comments...lmao...

samantha ronson.

samantha ronson.

Beckham, hands down

David son!

Beckham.

Beckham, but he's not allowed to talk. His girly voice is a turn off.

Beckham for sure. The younger guys like Hartnett are all emo-wusses, just like all the whiney male "rock" bands around today ("Every day I try-aye-aye-aye but I caint help hurtin you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou").

Joshie

Yeah, um...who cares.

Here's the "impeccable timing" story of the month:

"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The main union representing U.S. film and television actors said on Wednesday it would mail ballots to members in January seeking authorization for a strike over a new contract."

The beautiful Becks, hands down. The other one isn't bad either!

Please stop these "or" things. They are almost as retarded as not writing an identifiable question. What are you asking here? - Which is a bigger waste of time? Which is a smaller waste of time? Who has picked up more STDs from strippers in the last 6 months? Who would you rather never see appear on the Superficial again? Honestly, they are all about equal. So, just let it be and let's stick with the snark that works. Ok? Ok.

HARTNETT

david beckham has the most perfect male body i have ever seen. he's unreal!

I would love to be Hartnet's girl! He just seems like a real down to earth kind of guy. That's what the good stuff is made of.

#22, Anna, sweetie, dearest darling...don't fucking tell us what to do, bitch.

josh.

becks is too perfect it's kinda scary, josh seems like he has issues, i like boys with issues

Becks and his friend in the white shirt please. Josh Hartnett looks like he stinks.

Josh Harnett for sure!
Grr!

hands down, without a doubt
josh harnett!!
becks is too girly (N)

Beckham.

No contest.

With each generation American men become weaker and less masculine. In 8 years you can ask President Hillary why that is.

JOSH HARNETT, IS THE BEST

beckman please. that english accent is a panty dropper for sure!

Beckham seems so cold and aloof. I absolutely LOVE Josh's neediness!!!

Whichever one isn't freaked out by stretch marks and the occasional unplucked nipple hair.

Can I still pick Hugh Jackman like last time?

HUGH JACKMAN!!!!!

I'll take them both! At the same time, one after the other, doesn't really matter. As long as Hartnett keeps those glasses on the whole time.

any thing... ANYTHING Victoria Beckham touches is tainted with EVIL.

YOU HEAR ME!?!

FUCKING EVIL!!!

therefore, I would choose Harnett. please and thank you.

I like Fishy's proposal for Samantha Ronson. Definately more masculine than these 2.

ewww that gerbil guy with a gab between his teeth? no way!! David of course.

Is it just me, or is Mr. Hartnett channeling Johnny Depp in these pics?

I hate pale hands.

Hartnett is pretty, no doubt, but pretty boys always bring the risk of diseases they picked up on the down low. Beckham is an actual man. True, his wife is an alien of some type, but that his for-show family. He's well known for boinking his young groupies. He's got a great life, as long as he doesn't drink too much and pass out while visiting the Cruises.

don't any of you chicks out there realize that david beckham is as skinny as the dorky dude from Road Trip. Any picture in a magazine where he looks muscular has had some serious photoshop treatment done to it. Haha and his bird chest and noodle arms are as visible as ever looking at these pictures

Either one would be a GIANT upgrade from any of the guys on this site.

#44 - gee, you don't sound jealous at all. Just keep telling yourself that girls really prefer soft hairy bellied nerds.

Wendy, I appreciate your comment. I would also suggest that attitude coming from a jealous nerd. That seriously what I would have said. But honestly, you don't find Beckham to be a tad skinny? Or seriously skinny?..... Annnnd the only reason I made comment, which happened to be my first ever on this ridiculous site, is because that is my line of work and what I do as a professional. If you had the September issue of Men's Health I could show you what I mean.

# 45
do you really think that you should be railing on the guys on this site. If you're on here, you're in the same league as us.

but then again, we're all on this site because we're all ugly and like to rail on celebrities to make ourselves feel less so. Let's keep on dreaming.

ps. Josh Harnett. Just can't stand Becks and now that his carreer has no more relevance and his talent is on the downhill, we can't help but notice he talks like a woman and is married to a soulless plastic barbie. At least she tries to be classy, but that's her only redemption.

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He bungee jumped on Sunday, not yesterday.
Stop trying to sell this as "new" news.

Is this new writer the one that posts 4 celebs in a single post? Probably, since this is a lame post. Yawn!

My answer: Neither. It seems like Hollywood has more feminizing chemicals in the water than most places.

Assholes should've hit bottom...oh yeah they do huh?

44- uh, If that's skinny, then prefer skinny over fat or muscular. He's big enough in pic 4. Arms that is, lol...

*pic 3.

johnny depp.

Hahahah..the ladies finally have a voice!!!! I say neither....they both look like a couple of homos. Give me a live Carl Sagan or a Stephen Hawking VS 2.0 with a patch so he can actually fux0r and hey...I'm game. Ha. *sigh...I need a fucking hobby*

And I still prefer the superficial writer...

David of course, I like the way his balls dribble.

Gotta go with Josh on this one...Beckham just doesn't do it for me!

why is it considered an insult to call these guys gay? is that supposed to somehow make them less physically attractive to straight women?

what a joke! someone just PSed his pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous seeking affairs club TallLoving.com.. you know it is a tall men seeking fun site.. he must be seeking something exciting there! lol ...

@61 - OMG! LOL! Fuck you, cunt.

Hahahah..the ladies finally have a voice!!!! I say neither....they both look like a couple of homos. Give me a live Carl Sagan or a Stephen Hawking VS 2.0 with a patch so he can actually fux0r and hey...I'm game. Ha. *sigh...I need a fucking hobby*

New Zealand sucks!

I went there once on a business trip, and I think that I might have been given the date rape drug. The only reason that I didn't call the police was because the thought of having to go back to that God Awful Place, which did I mention also smells really bad and makes you think you are in Hell, was worse than being drugged and molested by waiters from the hotel.

David Beckham is a queer magnet. For proof, just look at his wife. Notice all the homosexuals on here (posting with female names) about how hot he is. LMAO!

The dude is overrated, weak, injury prone, sounds like a fairy, a douchebag deluxe, and is rumored to be having an affair with Tom Cruise.

David Beckham Loves the Deep Butt (Tom Cruise)
Tom Cruise Loves the Eunoch (David Beckham)

No contest: Josh Hartnett.

This isn't even a competition.
Obvious choice is always Beckham.

The Superficial writer really sucks and his/her material is repetitive and boring. Get some new material, you stupid bitch.

Hartnett. Beckham scares me a little.

Beckham any day... daayum.

I wish it was Mcauley Culken instead.

Josh by far! David is hot until he opens his mouth. He just looks like he would have a sexy voice but not so much

i thought about it and well yeah both those guys are physically perfect, but i don't want a man who spends more time at the salon than me. Truly if i had to pick a man to have a crush on... i'd have to pick the superficial ;)

You should post a photo of you up
or at least one of your package
;)
xoxo

Beckham ... can I change my panties now ?

So when the hell did the superficial get new writers and what is with this lame attempt to "please the ladies"?? I used to actually read this site.

Hugh Jackma- err, I meant Josh Hartnett! Have you seen 30 Days of Night? His vampire character would break that little emo twig from Twilight in half over his knee, and then pick his teeth with the bones. So sexy.

ooh yeah, Johnny Depp is a better choice. He is sexy and has a brain and talent,,,

A PENIS IN HIS ASS IS STILL BUCKHAM'S FAVOURITE, folks!!

I am a whore. I have a hairy bushy moist brush of a twat, my legs are spread wide wide WIDE apart and I'm open for business: 49¢ for a half an hour of fucking and sucking or until you splooge, whichever kumz first. 5¢ for a titty fuck. C'mon guys, I wanna hump and pump!!!

Aja ( the real whore/tart/strumpet/hooker/three-holer/corn-holer/Mexican donkey show star/and all around gang-banging cluster-fucking train-puller)

geez brangelina pretty much go around and shop for kids when are they gonna stop

IDK probably Becks. BUT WHERE IS ROBERT PATTINSON?? I NEED MY EYE CANDY. LIKE. NOW.

ONE (BECK)HAM SANDWICH TO GO PLS.

KTHNX.

David Beckham or Josh Hartnett?
Hot or Ugly?

@35 that would be Brian Peppers

#76. I left 30 Days Of Night when I saw it. That movie is horrible. Twilight was much better, though it wasn't great. I actually stayed to see that one. Anyways, I like both, they're both sexy.

JOSH FREAKIN HARTNETT. What a prime cut of man meat. Beckham looks like a girl to me. Don't get me wrong- sometimes I likes the ladeez, too, but NOT in my selection of man meat. Must be tall, dark and brooding. Not tanned, coiffed and smiley. Now, I wouldn't kick Stealing Ur Designs Spice outta bed for eating all the sushi... but that's another story, isn't it?

Josh Hartnett!!!!

#86 - hahahaha. haha. ha. You must be "a character." haha. ha. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Becks every day of the week. The bungee jumper next to him in the first pic, not bad either.

Becks every day of the week. The bungee jumper next to him in the first pic, not bad either.

beckham easy. josh looks like a nerd and not in a hot way

Josh Hartnett is usually yummy but David Beckham is lookin hot!

Both of them please

The Superficial writer gets my vote. Killer humor AND footie pajamas? Bow out now, Beckham and Hartnett.

Josh Harnett is such a tool. Why they put this assplug in movies is beyond me. The guy has the personality and screen presence of a used piece of toilet paper. He must be blowing some Hollywood exec because the guy is about as talented as Spencer Pratt.

Josh H. FTW. I've never been a Beckham fan.

David Beckham or Josh Hartnett? Um....I choose the convent.

Josh, plz!!

Hartnett!

(the pics don't do him justice and beckham looks good there, but Josh is just factually hotter. I'm a scientist so I know.)

I figured I'd say Becks but I'm liking Hartnett surprisingly... because Becks looks like a redneck in those pictures.

what kind of question is this? BECKHAM any day of the week, even with mud caked all over his body and a bad case of epilepsy.
the real question is: david beckham or brad pitt? it's like a confucian riddle: unanswerable.

Josh obviously, met him in London he's so nice and not to forget so so so hot

BECKHAM UBER ALLES
a lil gay but still hot

Freakin' Josh Hartnett, love those lean sexy muscles and awesome cheek bones ^_^

josh hartnett for sure..if i have the opportunity to sleep with beckham i think it would be like "no i can do that position it will ruin my hair/t-shirt/socks" he is too gay for me no way would i pick beckham he is way too smart for me

becks

MMMMMMMMM DAVID IS SO FUCKING SEXY.

Tradenz: we only spiked your drink because you're so pretty.

Amy Winehouse is as sexy as either of those girly guys. They're such spoiled brats and divas. Victoria is the man of that household.

And nobody wants a guy who shoves objects up their ass anyway.

Pray for Amy!