Daniel Craig: Sexy Double 0 agent or Sloth from Goonies? Wait. Why not both?
*picks up phone*
Hello, Hollywood? I've done it again. No, trust me, this one's way better than "Martin Luther King, Jr: Kickboxes a Guy from the Future." Sort of.
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Reader Comments
1. Monica - December 28, 2008 7:09 PM
There's a reason he's known as "double oh seven"
2. man - December 28, 2008 7:19 PM
he is hot for being really old, half boner-cute
3. SaraDevil - December 28, 2008 7:23 PM
His breasts are as nice as Jennifer Aniston's.
4. hollywood_hillbilly - December 28, 2008 7:26 PM
This is who rough douchie imagines is on the other side of the glory hole. In reality it is ted stevens.
5. Fork - December 28, 2008 7:30 PM
I would eat him like a salad.
6. CJ - December 28, 2008 7:44 PM
Seriously, the guys is gorgeous. Every time I look at him I close my eyes and imagine someone hotter. That's how it works, right?
7. http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com - December 28, 2008 7:47 PM
There is something sexy about him. I think it's his arm muscles, yum!
8. Alice - December 28, 2008 7:53 PM
Yummy yummy for my tummy!
9. Fan - December 28, 2008 7:55 PM
He is a humorous guy, many friends like to chat with him online at ***********INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***********. He often told us some funny jokes. Seems he is famous on that site, especially some HOT and SEXY women talk with him positively.
10. This Poster - December 28, 2008 8:46 PM
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Daniel Craig's homosexual Limey penis and swallows
11. ^^^cretin^^^ - December 28, 2008 9:04 PM
omm num num num num!
12. ^^^cretin^^^ - December 28, 2008 9:06 PM
om num num num num
13. AbsolutNico - December 28, 2008 9:20 PM
hot DILF
14. Shannon - December 28, 2008 9:27 PM
lol DILF.....im sorry but i just can't see the appeal of this monkey.
15. lindary - December 28, 2008 9:29 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
16. lindary - December 28, 2008 9:30 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
17. Fati - December 28, 2008 10:04 PM
i don't like him. and i don't think of him as James Bond.
18. George W Bush - December 28, 2008 10:10 PM
Sorry but this dude looks like Joe Montana's reject gene pool!!! He seems to be reasonably in shape for a guy of his age but his face looks like some old cheese loaf I just threw in the garbage!!!
19. Mike - December 28, 2008 10:33 PM
What the Hell?! This cracker stolezor3d Obama's pecs, bleached them then added hair! WTF I want my money back! By the way Obama, where's my fucking check?
20. gerard Vandenberg - December 28, 2008 11:32 PM
If you are some perez hilton-FAGGOT he maybe is, folks!!
21. E. Norma Stitz - December 29, 2008 12:21 AM
Looks like a sloth from Goonies to me!
22. 2 words - December 29, 2008 12:26 AM
THUNDER THIGHS.
23. friendlyfires - December 29, 2008 2:18 AM
I am so happy I am not gay - my non-gayness thoroughly justifies why I'm vomiting through my nostrils at this moment - curse you, Soup Or Fish Al Guy!
(Christina! Quit humping the monitor!)
24. Evan Faine - December 29, 2008 2:46 AM
Bring back Brosnan -- IMMEDIATELY. Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies, and The World Is Not Enough make Quantum Of Solace look like Bio-dome.
GTFO my Bond franchise, Craig!
25. AndrewMacCloud - December 29, 2008 3:25 AM
That is one sexy deap sea creature..
26. Tom Cruise - December 29, 2008 6:09 AM
DCLTC
27. EverybodylovesROUGHers - December 29, 2008 8:19 AM
Backwood Bitch? you put that so eloquently,,,how soon would you drop to your knees if i was in your presence, thats when i would proceed to put out my cigar on your thick forehead....
28. hckyfan40 - December 29, 2008 9:46 AM
He's so YUMMY
29. quandry - December 29, 2008 12:21 PM
Once a man turns 35, it's downhill all the way. Craig used to be a blonde beast in his 20s, so I'm told.
30. testing - December 29, 2008 1:59 PM
he is so fug, and usually he is in better shape
also why is he at the beach with one of the gay dudes from Bravo reality shows?
31. bop - December 29, 2008 3:53 PM
Paper Bag over face
hmmm.....no not even that would work. b/c im a girl. not a guy who writes on here. hence, not stupid.
32. pLace - December 29, 2008 6:27 PM
Could he have more mole-covered skin?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
33. Daniel Craig - Hot From the Neck Down - December 31, 2008 7:21 PM
Okay, if "ButHerFace" describes chicks that are hot except for their faces, what's the term for guys?
Geezess Wilikers, Daniel Craig is so freaking sexy ... with a bag over his head.
Daniel Craig can Double-0 my 7 any day ... he's wearing a bag over his head.
I'd want to be that crystal-blue water ... if Daniel Craig's wearing a bag over his head.
Preferably a plastic one. I love his body, but he's ruining the James Bond franchise.
34. Tattoo - January 2, 2009 7:06 PM
When will people come to realize that all tattoos look like $hit... especially on girls... let me say that again... TATTOOS LOOK LIKE $HIT..ESPECIALLY ON GIRLS... ESPECIALLY ON GIRLS...
35. Steve - January 22, 2009 7:24 AM
the guy's was on a holiday break .. let him enjoy.