Dec 31 2008Charles Barkley arrested for DUI
Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI early this morning in Arizona after supposedly getting trashed with Michael Strahan and, no joke, Urkel, according to The Dirty. Suddenly, this news item went from boring to sad faster than you can say "Got any cheeeese?"
I have no respect for myself.

Reader Comments
1. Tofu - December 31, 2008 12:46 PM
What ashame; he has a lot of money and cannot even catch a cab.
2. p0nk - December 31, 2008 12:54 PM
just turrible
3. Fart - December 31, 2008 12:58 PM
Sorry I haven't heard "Charles Barkley" since I played NBA Jam on sega.
4. Ginch - December 31, 2008 1:00 PM
There goes the governer job!
5. tara cassidy - December 31, 2008 1:15 PM
To the Superficial writer... I hate gossip mostly because I believe reading it just gives these idiots what they want, attention!! But I have to say, I read your posts every day just so I can laugh my ass off. You have the greatest sense of humor!!!!!!! I love you!!!!
6. Pathetic Worm - December 31, 2008 1:20 PM
That tee slogan should read "IN THE SHIT"
7. 80's sitcom trash - December 31, 2008 1:28 PM
Did Urkel ask: Did I do thaaaat? Michael Strahan? What the hell? Does this guy just randomly meet other people and decide to get wasted? At this rate they could all just get together and have a Fox/TNT/ABC television special: New Year's Drinkin' Eve with Sir Chaz, Mr. Gap Tooth Face & forgotten 80's TV star! Rock on!
8. FRIST!!! - December 31, 2008 1:43 PM
Uggghh....I hate that guys music..
9. FRIST!!! - December 31, 2008 2:00 PM
Tara Cassidy has no ass..
Guess I'd rather laugh my ass off than work my ass off. Am I right??
10. Jimmy Jim - December 31, 2008 2:07 PM
@7, you are hilarious...jaleel white is a sports writer now, actually a very popular guy in the sports broadcasting industry (in which barkley and strahan are apart of). Random is certainly not the correct word, nice try though. Again...hilarious.
11. Nobody puts their real name - December 31, 2008 2:55 PM
Didn't he want to be governor? Might want to shelf that for a while, Charles...
12. missy - December 31, 2008 3:03 PM
stoopid porch monkey
13. The White Urkel - December 31, 2008 3:11 PM
Charles Barkley was the biggest ass ever in the NBA.
14. White Casino Owner - December 31, 2008 3:58 PM
I hate this RACIST piece of shit. Im so happy when news comes out that something shitty hapenned to this fool. NO ONE on TV is more blatantly racist than this has-been. I hope it was a white cop that pulled him over.
Just like Im glad that all the white casino owners took the majority of Charles Barkleys money from him. He said in an interview that hes probably lost between 15 and 20 million at the casinos. WHAT A JACKASS!
15. Julie Ann - December 31, 2008 4:15 PM
His commercials make me laugh?
16. scabbeus - December 31, 2008 5:12 PM
Charles is wearing a NAMBLA t-shirt!
17. deka - December 31, 2008 6:49 PM
he's too old for this shit
should be ashamed
18. blp - December 31, 2008 7:49 PM
Who is this Malteser-head? I've heard of Gnarls Barkley, but not baldy here.
19. STevec - December 31, 2008 8:13 PM
Jesse Jackson says Barkley wasn't drunk or he'll cut his nuts off
20. Sakura - December 31, 2008 9:28 PM
People don't seem to suffer from drunk driving until they've lost someone. I had to identify my only sister's body in Hawaii after a 3rd time offending drunk driver killer her and her partner. The guy had a porche suv but no insurance (because the monster couldn't get insurance) Anyone who drinks and drives makes me full of hatred. I will never get the imagine of my beautiful sister out of my head with her cuts, bruises and broken body. The report detailed so many injuries to her body that I needed a medical dictionary to guide me. If you drink, DON'T DRIVE. Celebrity, non-celebrity. Start caring about someone other than yourself. Our lives have been completely destryoyed due to DUI.
21. bmose - January 1, 2009 12:18 AM
#2-You the Man.---another Frank Caliendo fan.
22. friendlyfires - January 1, 2009 12:36 AM
Charles is a very huge man. So I wonder how much alcohol he actually drank. He may have been legally drunk by human standards, but this guy is so huge, he could put away a crate of Brut and a Thanksgiving turkey and still wonder when the buzz is supposed to kick in. He wasn't drunk. He was stupid, that's all. And lonely. Them Arizona cops must have been straing to find a charge that could stick.....
"Charles, who were you hanging with tonight?"
"Nobody really, just Michael Strahan and Jaleel White ..."
"Ha! You're busted bro' "
"What for ... ?"
"DUI!"
"DUI?"
"Yeah, Driving Under The Influence ..."
"Under the influence of what?"
" Losers!"
23. friendlyfires - January 1, 2009 12:36 AM
Charles is a very huge man. So I wonder how much alcohol he actually drank. He may have been legally drunk by human standards, but this guy is so huge, he could put away a crate of Brut and a Thanksgiving turkey and still wonder when the buzz is supposed to kick in. He wasn't drunk. He was stupid, that's all. And lonely. Them Arizona cops must have been straining to find a charge that could stick.....
"Charles, who were you hanging with tonight?"
"Nobody really, just Michael Strahan and Jaleel White ..."
"Ha! You're busted bro' "
"What for ... ?"
"DUI!"
"DUI?"
"Yeah, Driving Under The Influence ..."
"Under the influence of what?"
" Losers!"
24. friendlyfires - January 1, 2009 12:56 AM
Breaking News: Barkley was late for a BJ appointment while Driving Under The Influence Of Losers.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/12/31/2008-12-31_charles_barkley_admitted_he_was_looking_.html
25. NY Ted - January 1, 2009 1:20 AM
Yea...but Fish...you forgot to mention they both fucked Urkel up his tight little bum hole with their big black donkey schlongs! It is a well known "secret" that Strahan is as queer as a 3 dollar bill...! And Sir Charles just did it because he was horny and smashed out of his large pea brain!
26. baptist apologists suck - January 1, 2009 2:43 AM
Charles Barkley. Just another dumb black redneck, AKA nigger. Worthless pile of human garbage.
27. Shiri - January 1, 2009 7:13 AM
I'm not a huge fan of Barkley, he was a huge dick when he was playing in the NBA, but damn dude, whatever happened to private chauffeurs?
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29. Trott Felipe - January 1, 2009 7:33 PM
Barkley is the man. Getting a DUI in Old Town Scottsdale is so in right now. Sources tell me that Matt Leinart keeps trying to get one, but nobody gives a shit.
30. The Rundown - January 1, 2009 8:06 PM
THIRTIETH!
31. Paul - January 1, 2009 11:31 PM
Sir Charles, The Round Mound of Rebound!
@#29 - friggin funny, man. Great comment.
32. Barry O - January 2, 2009 2:08 AM
Dude looks like shit. Someone throw a tarp over him in that AZ sun.
33. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 2, 2009 10:02 PM
fish took out my comment????
34. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 2, 2009 10:05 PM
Hold on, i didnt make a comment on this post...
35. inci kolye - October 20, 2009 6:58 AM
I'm not a huge fan of Barkley, he was a huge dick when he was playing in the NBA, but damn dude