Dec 19 2008Britney Spears & Benji Madden: Sure, why not?
There's about to be a gunfight at the Herp-K Corral. Britney Spears and Benji Madden have been "secretly dating," according to In Touch. The two were supposedly hooked up by Britney's manager Larry Rudolph who's hoping to use their relationship to promote her upcoming tour. Via PopCrunch:
“They’ve been on a few dates,” a snitch close to Madden revealed in the December 29 edition of the tab. “They met once at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills for dinner in a hotel suite.”
So far, things are blossoming smoothly for the rumored lovers.
“She appears to like Benji a lot, and he seems to really like her.”
According to the In Touch spy, Britney’s manager worked with Papa Jamie Spears to create a list of potential boyfriends for the pop icon. In addition to Benji, the list also included Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford, actor Jesse Metcalf, and Olympian Michael Phelps.
“Larry made some phone calls and Benji ended up being the most interested in being fixed up.”
Of course, Benji Madden was the most interested. He just got dumped by Paris Hilton. If somebody asked him "Hey, Benji, want to date a ham sandwich?", he'd probably throw on a tux and buy flowers. I mean, God, he just wants someone to hold him close and say "Everything's gonna be alright - unless you're having an outbreak then, Jesus Christ, get off my bed." Is that too much to ask? *sigh*

Reader Comments
1. Slim - December 19, 2008 11:28 AM
What do you expect when you deal with pigs?
2. hisfavbrunette - December 19, 2008 11:29 AM
i dont believe this garbage one bit. i mean, her and paris are friends! i really dont think this is true....LAME.
3. dork - December 19, 2008 11:33 AM
Hey, how come I didn't get a phone call? I feel betrayed. Can someone hold me and comfort me? I promise I won't spread the sore...
4. chickdowntown - December 19, 2008 11:35 AM
If Larry would have called me, I would've taken that CHICKDOWNTOWN!
5. RichPort's Ghost - December 19, 2008 11:39 AM
Paris Hilton will of course be comforting herself by visiting her regular glory hole.
6. Lisa - December 19, 2008 11:46 AM
I thought Paris and Benji were talking again. You can't believe anything you read and only half of what you see. Time will tell.
7. Rich - December 19, 2008 11:47 AM
NO NO NO
I DO NOT APPROVE
8. Gmoney - December 19, 2008 11:49 AM
Benji Madden and Michael Stipe , seperated at birth.
9. Gmoney - December 19, 2008 11:49 AM
Benji Madden and Michael Stipe , seperated at birth.
10. necessaryROUGHness - December 19, 2008 11:50 AM
lol thats why i love the 3 bimbos they constantly have to have it....
now why cant she just relax for a year and let things get tight...a little!!!
11. Camel - December 19, 2008 11:51 AM
A ham sandwich... LOLS! I love you, Fish.
12. havoc - December 19, 2008 11:53 AM
They did tell him that she's still nuttier than a shithouse rat....right?
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13. Megabyte - December 19, 2008 11:56 AM
I think Paris may have given him more than herpes...
He looks like he's wasting away!
14. MsNomer - December 19, 2008 12:04 PM
Love her jacket.
15. Sharla - December 19, 2008 12:04 PM
I guess after being with Paris, Britney couldnt be that bad...
And how fast did the other guys drop the phone and run when asked?
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
16. Venom - December 19, 2008 12:06 PM
Why would anyone talk to far less date the Madden trolls.
They are not even successful.
Baffled.
17. mike - December 19, 2008 12:09 PM
she's a has been! but I can fully understand she still wants to hold back some youth! Like all the hot cougars on " Ageless Mate.c o m ", guess the numbers don't really matter that much!@ it's your hear deep down that matters!!!
18. Jessica - December 19, 2008 12:19 PM
does anyone else think that Hollywood relationships are no more than an eternal game of Yankee Swap?
19. mimi - December 19, 2008 1:43 PM
All lies. Here is something that IS true!
FISH-GUTZ is an idiot!
20. Sport - December 19, 2008 2:03 PM
Funny - like there is a chance with any of the other names.
Let me guess...Benji showed up in ALL BLACK?
See, I have super powers too, Fish.
21. Randal - December 19, 2008 3:54 PM
Bad move my dear. You're a star all other stars reach for Britney and having a dead weight like Benji Madden riding your star dust trails is not the way of doing things right.
As for your jacket, well, I had a rocking chair with that pattern on it in the 70's. Don't rock yourself too hard while wearing it, babe.
Randal
22. karen - December 19, 2008 4:33 PM
he really does look like Uncle Fester
23. mimi - December 19, 2008 6:19 PM
Benji is a closet lesbian.
Pray for Amy!
24. lindary - December 19, 2008 7:45 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
25. 1moreidiotintheworld - December 19, 2008 8:48 PM
Next thing that whore will do is have an open call for men lined up in front of her to chose for an orgy.......kind of like Madeline Kahn's character in History of the World: Part 1.
26. gerard Vandenberg - December 20, 2008 12:29 AM
Is there even a possibillity of getting "LOWER", folks?
YEP, START A RELATIONSHIP WITH benji madden!!
27. Beebo - December 20, 2008 12:59 AM
Ow! That jacket just punched me in the eyes. I hope there's at least an optical illusion if I stare long enough...
28. Dimi Chakalov - December 20, 2008 1:07 AM
Britney does not play nice.
29. Dimi Chakalov - December 20, 2008 1:10 AM
dchakalov@gmail.com
30. Janie - December 20, 2008 1:50 AM
This guy must have a big willy as I personally can't see the attraction.......oh and Brit is hotter than Paris!
31. Narcissist - December 20, 2008 4:46 AM
Looks like Randal @21 is talking good sense today.
“Larry made some phone calls and Benji ended up being the most interested in being fixed up.”---NO F**KING SHIT DUDE! I can't imagine why Mike Phelps would get mixed up in this train wreck while he's on top of the world!
How could this be good for Britney? Pairing her with one of the most notoriously over-hyped, undertalented phenomenons in the music industry during a comeback procedure? Riki Rachtman doesn't even approve of Good Charlotte! (Rachtman used to speak in tongues over anything that involved a guitar)
They should just get her some obscure model boyfriend like Miley and make it up as they go...or get Rick Solomon...or just get Adnan back. Shit.
Think I'm going to need an upgrade because of these CPU eating "chickdowntownTV.com" ads.
32. Boston_Freek - December 20, 2008 10:24 AM
#19 Mimi I suppose Britney called you the other night to let you in on her personal life. Are you really that much of a fucking idiot? Why can't you just fuck off and die already? We don't like you, Britney doesn't like you, you are a douchebag and you keep commenting about how bad this site sucks yet YOU KEEP COMING BACK like a bad case of vaginal warts. GO THE FUCK AWAY
33. Boston_Freek - December 20, 2008 10:26 AM
Of course I've never known someone to have a GOOD case of vaginal warts.
34. Britney is Pathetic - December 20, 2008 2:53 PM
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A PR STUNT FROM BRITNEY'S CAMP. NO MAN IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD GET INVOLVED WITH THIS LUNATIC AND/OR HER LUNATIC FAMILY. SHE IS A DISGUSTING LOON.
35. it's Britney, b!tch - January 4, 2009 3:53 AM
alla y'all...ahm onta y'all, alla y'all...ahs got me more money than y'all'll eva see...alls ah gotta do is shake ma ass around and sing about wanting to git laid and masturbatin'...ma daddy he got ma money but ahma git some so as long as ah ain't gotta thank 'bout nothing but gittin' some lovin', ahm so happy...mahare's growin' back...just can't git nobody to fuck me!!... even that song I made up 'bout evabody dyin' to if you seek Amy....maybe Benji wants to if you seek Amy...anyone who would shtupp Paris would shtupp me, right??? Say something!!! I want my pink wig back...Daddy!!! Damnit!!! Where's my boots? Adnan!!!!