Dec 16 2008Anthony Kiedis' kidney: 'Okay, time out.' (And other news)
This stuff might've happened:
- Anthony Kiedis has a close call with kidney failure. He knew things were bleak when the Olsen twins kept hanging around. They're like vultures, but for junkies. [NY Daily News]
- Tom Cruise hopes Suri pursues acting. Someone's gotta start making money in that house. E-Meters don't grow on trees you know. On this planet.... [Us Magazine]
- Dennis Quaid and his wife settles their dispute with Cedars-Sinai for $750,000 after they overdosed their twin infants with Herparin. He reportedly threatened to "go all Innerspace on their asses." You don't mess with that. [TMZ]
- Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber name their newborn son Samuel proving they're weirdos who don't want their kid to be ridiculed his entire life. Pfft. Can you believe these assholes? [People]

Reader Comments
1. amy cunningham - December 16, 2008 4:21 PM
firts!!!
2. What's it to you? - December 16, 2008 4:26 PM
Are you sure that isn't Pete Wentz?
3. Em - December 16, 2008 4:31 PM
Wow. Did some asshat really just compare Anthony Kiedis to Pete Wentz?
4. Holly - December 16, 2008 4:46 PM
I love you douchenozzles.
Every last one of you.
*wiping tear of joy*
www.hollysdailyrant.blogspot.com
5. JJ - December 16, 2008 4:49 PM
Anthony's haircut looks like Jackson Browne 30 years ago.
6. a reader - December 16, 2008 5:21 PM
I hate multi celebrity posts...
3/4 of a mil? is it just me or does it sound like a lousy settlement?
7. Turgid Dahlia - December 16, 2008 5:56 PM
That Schreiber guy can dress like a motherfucker. AND he's tapping that awesome piece of tail. Go man, go! Live the dream!
8. Mac Attack - December 16, 2008 6:01 PM
Poor Anthony Kiedis...his illness will surely cut into the time he spends treating everyone like shit. Karma is a bitch.
9. Me - December 16, 2008 6:07 PM
Anyone posting after Me sucks on Anthony Kiedis' junkie penis and swallows.
10. Penischeeze - December 16, 2008 6:45 PM
Sorry #9 but today is opposite day. HOMO!
11. Cornelius - December 16, 2008 6:47 PM
That Dennis Quaid story just makes me mad. Just because he's Dennis Quaid (read: a douchebag-gy celeb) he can do that. When my mom was mistreated in a standard procedure that left her permanently disabled, all she got was, basically: shit happens.
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"THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY", folks?