Dec 22 2008Amy Winehouse topless photos (Not a good idea if you're eating.)

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HAWT

oh dear god I shit myself

I'd hit it

DAMN YOU, I WAS EATING

her tits are almost worth looking at. The thing is I just can't get past the rest of her.

She looks natural. And very hot.

Simpering critics who love boy-skinny prepubescent girls who have plastic surgery 4 times a year probably won't like Amy.

I agree with #4. she's got nice ones.

I don't know what's more fucked up. The pic, me looking at the pic or the vomit that's on my keyboard.

The rehab hospital bracelets are a nice touch.

The chick has an amazing voice, but damn...no amount of anything is going to make her body attractive.

Well, if dead fish start washing up on the shore of that beach, we'll know why!

Better then I would have expected....

I'd so hit that.

Though I'd bag it twice and make her wear the weave.

She's still too feminine looking for me.

she looks like she's at a lot healthier weight than she was just a few months ago

They're big enough to press together and give her a "pearl necklace."

SHE LOOKS 10X BETTER THAN ME! IM SOOOOOO JEALOUS,
I BELONG AT THE BAD END OF A DARWIN CHART, SERIOUSLY,
IM THE REASON SOME DUDES ARE GAY!

Nice pair of tits, actually. To bad they ended up on her.

Get rid of all those tattoos, and this is about as hot as any of the female commenters would look at the beach topless.

That's the truth and you all know it.

shes hot

I just threw up in my mouth....

Man I expected WAAAAAAAAAY worse, but those were dangerously close to being okay with me.

That's bad... you know.., a Jew naked..

She's got some nice firm looking tits! Just give me a paper bag and an industrial strength condom and I'd stick it in that nasty butt crack.

Fuckin' A. i was having a fantastic day because i just saw Eliza Dusku topless on another blog site and now i come see this and my whole fucking day is ruined, not to mention im blind. Thanks. Who in their right mind wants to see this??? I'd sooner throw sulfuric acid on my eyes than want to see this.

Wait a second... what happened to all of that ridiculous hair she usually sports??

her tits are pretty nice~ i love her music. i hope she gets healthy and turns smokin hot and gives it to her ex fucker who couldn't stick around for the "bad" part of the vow he swore to in marriage. this is still a very younge girl. she could turn it all around and put out another amazing frikkin album -listen to:

you should be stronger than me
some unholy war

these are iconic songs from the most amazing voice in music! i just wish she could get her shit together!

My eyes are de-sensitized to this crap now but i have to say she looks so much better with some weight on her now. Just a shame that her barnacle encrusted vagina will always be rancid... otherwise she would have a fine chance at life!

the thing i don't uderstand is , why the hell is she topless ?!

Honestly, I expected a lot worse. She looks pretty damn good. She should never wear clothes.

She looks normal at these pics. A bit healthier here.

"i was having a fantastic day because i just saw Eliza Dusku topless on another blog site"

Me too. I mean, I saw the pics. Didn't have fantastic day - I didn't think it was possible to see boring topless pics, but ED really pulled it off.

Her body really aint bad - it is those f'd up tatoos and face that kill it for me...

She needs more tattoos, a lot more. She needs to get a suit of them, and then walking around cussing like a sailor. Then she would be cute.

I'm quite impressed. Her rack looks quite pretty!!!
She has also put on some weight which is a good thing to see. I hope 2009 brings us back the very sexy Amy that she used to be. I hope she cleans up.... she aint that bad. She just needs to stop taking the drugs.

Go Amy!!

all of you complaining that you are now blind or cleaning vomit out of your computer keyboard... you knew you had a two-click buffer and you still couldn't stop yourselves? LOL

"exorcisms", not exorcists!!

The tits are nice, but the rest --- NO! NO! NO!

If the Count from Sesame Street and Joey Ramone ever had a baby girl....it'd look like her.

If the Count from Sesame Street and Joey Ramone ever had a baby...it'd look like her

still perky after all those drugs.....

hmmmmm........

(nah)

"Get rid of all those tattoos, and this is about as hot as any of the female commenters would look at the beach topless."

Partially true. I think she has an ugly face, much less attractive than the average woman. But the body, as seen here, is probably right at the average for American women her age. And much, much better than the average English woman's body.

On the bright side, she seems to be gaining weight and actually looks clean (as in took a shower)....and I agree with 40....dead ringer.

i didn't even need to click thru and i threw up into my mouth. she looks like the fucking krakken from clash of the titans. either that or dr. frankenfruter from rocky horror.

@23 Agreed. I smell a lawsuit

@42 Depends which part of America you're in. And on a side not, is it me or do Irish women have big booty butts? Like, Jamiacan track start butts. One of you UK people confirm this please.

Oh. My. God. WHY? WHY? KHAN!!!!!!!!!

Where is a Canadian with a club when you need one!?

Olive Oyl prancing around on a beach with her "floppies" out. Was it really necessary to show us what blinded Popeye in one eye?

Amy is looking healthy. I have been praying for her for so long I think the Lord has hohestly answered my prayers.

Pray constantly for Amy

Am I the only person who thinks she looks A LOT like Frank N Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

@50 Tim Curry had a MUCH better voice.

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Great tits and nipples. the rest is ugggggg.

But girls, let this be a lesson to you. A nice set of tits is really all it takes to have guys totally want to bang you. We truly are that simple. Well, unless your really fat, then tits dont count. Unless your rich. Then you can be fat, but you still need tits. Its actually not quite so simple afterall.

You know i wasnt expecting her tits to be that, perky. they're pretty good in fact. I can only assume she is using them to smuggle crack.

The prison tattoos and general crack whorishness is still a big no from me though

She look better naked than dressed up!

She look better naked than dressed up!

Wow who knew!!! Nice pair of tits, but still wouldnt hit it...ive seen pics of this chic looking nice before she spiral into the crack world...

my friend paul would hit it

Mimi, I wish the lord would answer my prayers and take your fucking life. Cunt.

Ahh yes, that's just wonderf*HOORKK*.. I mean that's a great pho*HRRAACK*.. Oh, excuse me.. I can't seem to stop gagging*HUUURCK*.. It'll pass I'm sure...

@7 Pete:

It's not that we like "pre-pubescent" skinny. It's that we don't like cow ugly.

One hell of a step-up from Lisa Rinna, but still in the sub-basement.

I can't believe that I'm saying this but...her tits are actually quite nice. She looks like she's gaining some weight and some sun, and the mere fact that she's in water without fizzing up like an Alka Seltzer says something. Maybe she's getting her shit straight for once. Give her a chance.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

If I didn't know her history, I'd actually think she was doable! She's got a decent lookin body in these shots.

Patti Smyth would hit it.

I know that I will regret this later, but Amy should seriously consider always appearing nude in public. I swear that this is the healthiest and most normal she has ever looked ... well, at least since becoming a coke-crazed psychopath.

49. mimi -

It is astonishing to me that anyone would pretend to be mimi!?

I'M NOT EVEN mimi you stupid b!tch! Besides ALL I ever say is...

Praying for Amy.

But THANK YOU for praying TOO!! You SEE how much it helped!?

i will always want to make sweet lesbian love with that woman. she looks sooo fine here.

I dunno. I expected worse. Horse face, but I've seen worse bodies...

She's got great tits because they're fake. And I'm not being a jealous whiny fat bitch about it because I think her body is getting in better shape and I'm very glad that she's finally with her family and they are trying to help her and all. But she has fake boobies. You can tell just looking at her nipples.

68. the REAL mimi

I can't believe anyone would pretend to be the REAL mimi!?

Like anything on this site is real, let alone mimi....

I pray for mimi. Not that it will help, but it makes me sound good.

Randal

When did Paul Stanley get a sex change?

I dont get it, we've seen her in plenty braless pics in wifebeaters and shit and she always looked really small or flat. What is this? She got implants? Gained weight? She's pregnant? I hope to god she's not preggers!

shut up idiot. her tits are nice. the rest of her is digusting but the tits are nice. this is what a NATURAL breast looks like, you bonehead! but I guess it's not good enough when you are so used to squeezing pouches of silicon. stupid fug.

Well, her tits really are okay-looking, surprisingly, given how awful the rest of her looks, specifically her face. And at least it looks like she's put on some weight, so maybe her rehab is working.

At least she finally got a bath.

Dude, she's hot...seriously. And can't believe I'm saying this lol Least she is natural=)

Is she wearing hospital bands?

You think I dodged that filthy Iraqi's shoes quick? Let me tell you somethin'! I'd move a hell of a lot faster than that if I saw those two hairless baboon tits comin' at me!!!!

I did not see her on the Millionaire website, but I now know why seafood makes me deathly ill.

And God shakes his head in despair as He wonders how He will ever get that smell off his fish.............. What gives with people thinking her tits are just this side of perfection??? PLEASE!!! Compared to the majority of other more attractive women Amy Whorehouse has absolutely nothing more than a floppy pair of monkey titties........

Damn, she looks like Slash's ugly kid sister.

Damn, she looks like Slash's ugly kid sister.

I wonder: THIS IS THE END?

Holy shit it looks like me /w tits!

72. The REAL REAL mimi

Dude... you can't be me, mimi... you're a DUDE!

But thanks for praying for me... and say a nice word for Amy too!

GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!

That crack head has a serious case of Jew Face. Her tits aren't bad, but I don't think I would fuck her with Coin Farrells dick.

She used to be so beautiful,hopefully she will get back to that.

This is a major step in the right direction,she always had big boobs. her tits are nice

A whale overdosed 20 nautical miles away when Amy peed in the water.

I am reminded of The man-of-war fish.

The fish is striped with blackish-blue blemishes covering its body, and the caudal fin is extremely forked. Its length is up to 39 cm.

Notable for living within the deadly tentacles of the Portuguese man o' war, the man-of-war fish is generally found in open sea or close to the siphonophore Portuguese man o' war, after which it is named. It is found in all tropical and subtropical oceans of the world.

adieu

Looks like a national geographic special on has been crack heads.
I will think of this if I ever need to stop myself from busting a nut.

T H E R E

I S

N O

G O D

My penis! My penis! It just broke off and ran away! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Oh no! Where are my balls? Where are my balls? Where are my balls? Gaaaaahhhh! What am I gonna' pork Christina Ricci with tonight, a baby elephant? Damn you, Fish Al, damn you all to hell!

Hey, what about all those stretch marks on her pancake tits? She must have got some implants while 'in hospital' because theres no way such stretchmarked, sagged out, pancake tits could suddenly have that much perk to them. And besides, she's still got those stretch marks all over her and prolly the scabs on her ass too.

But isn't saltwater supposed to be good for diseased skin? Or the little fishies that nibble away all the dead bits of flesh?

I hate to say it but that's the best I've seen Druggy Winehouse looking for a while. Least she's not sickly emaciated in that shot. WTF with the hair though.

Maybe it's just the haze the zoom lens created, or the fact that I'm staring at the screen blurry-eyed from bed to late and work too early, but her tits actually look pretty good. I feel like I'm hovering above myself just watching my fingers at the key board, because I shouldn't be saying this at all, but look at 'em. The tits, alone, look excellent.

Maybe it's just the haze the zoom lens created, or the fact that I'm staring at the screen blurry-eyed from bed to late and work too early, but her tits actually look pretty good. I feel like I'm hovering above myself just watching my fingers at the key board, because I shouldn't be saying this at all, but look at 'em. The tits, alone, look excellent.

At least her rack, much like mimi's addiction to fried foods covered in fudge with gummy bear sprinkles, is real.

she is gaining weight and her rack looks alright in some shots

Wish she had lost the bottom too

maybe later

They are perky !

Isn't this National Geographic, June 1978?

Isn't this National Geographic, June 1978?

Nice titties, too bad they are on her.

Not the worse I've seen, expected big freaking rods going through them or to be saggy. They're actually perky, which is surprising. Now if only she wasn't such a crazy nasty woman I would be okay at looking at those.

Ugly little skankyass troll for sure
Cute titties though

am I crazy or does

I'd rather carve tits in a tree and molest that.

She looks healthy. She looks natural. BTW ~ that is what women look like when they HAVEN'T had plastic surgery for boobs, lips, eyes, nose, ... the accepted Hollywood look. Guys forget what real women look like I think. She looks healthy

Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Some of these pictures look like they were taken off a chart of evolution from a gradeschool.

"I am not an animal"!

her boobs are too small to have nipples as big as paper plates

" 40. Jrz - December 22, 2008 3:50 PM
If the Count from Sesame Street and Joey Ramone ever had a baby...it'd look like her"

that is disturbingly accurate..... v

SERIOUS COKE BLOAT...at least she looks kinda normal though

Is this legal?

hahaha comment #88 so true...

Aw, cute. Amy rockin' the JewFro!

what a lame insult. @7

Some people are skinny and some people are not.

Just because a woman has small boobs or a flat ass doesn't mean she morphs into a man. I mean, you have a giant gut and man tits but they''re called man tits for a reason. You are still a man. You do not suddenly morph into a woman because you are 'curvy' and have flaps on your chest.
Although with comments like that, and your apparent lack of appreciation/knowledge of basic human anatomy, calling you a 'man' is a bit of a stretch.

I'm going to go for 'boy' or 'idiot asshole..being'.
Merry Christmas, spend your gift vouchers on books please, and not that "how to get chicks" ebook.

she looks like a dude with boobs

she looks like a dude with boobs

she looks like a dude with boobs

she looks like a dude with boobs

she looks like a dude with boobs

Oh my... she looks like Tim Curry when he was playing the transvestite in the movie Rocky Horror Picture show.

Oh my... she looks like Tim Curry when he was playing the transvestite in the movie Rocky Horror Picture show.

Those are real tits. There's nothing "supporting" them, and remember, she IS still young. Good body in spite of that screamin'-Rodan face. You go, Amy! (That is, go continue getting cleaned up!).

I don't know but. She looks EXACTLY like freaking Dr. Frankenfurther from Rockey Horror picture show if he had tits. Is it just me or what?

She looks fantastic! I think her short 'do is way better than those ratty extensions she was wearing. And with the extra weight, she's starting to look like she did a few years ago. I'm guessing her breasts are real, and perkier because of the extra weight. Any woman who has lost or gained weight, knows that your boobs are affected first!
So everyone, quit hating----a few months ago people on here were cheering her on and damn near begging for her to go to rehab...Now that she has, and is becoming a healthier person, why so much criticism. Can't you all just be happy that she's alive instead of laying on a cold morgue slab after a drug overdose?

Wow, is that
1. A thick bush
2. Frank & Beans in there
I suspect #1 is more likely (the Legend of Sasnatch) but she could be an intergender hermaphrodite.

At least she looks like she gained a little weight. She used to look like a damn crackwhore twig. Now just a crackwhore fatty.

Is it just me or does she look like Frankenfurter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

PRIME EXAMPLE OF A WHITE TRASH!

What a freak. Why do you bother with this crackhead?

Nice boobs, true enough. She has the gut that a 50 year old barfly with cirrhosis would be proud to have.

@90
That first line almost made me choke on my sandwich!

i thought they would be much worse, i hope she gets off the dope and gains some weight. i saw a pic of her a few years back and she was really hot.

... used to be a man.

Amy Winehouse looks tanned, natural and gorgeous. How wonderful that she is recovering. I hope we hear new recordings soon.

Good tits and if it wasn't for all the Ridiculous body paint ( = tattooes ) she really wouldn't look too bad at all. Great improvement getting rid of that mysterious beehive. Guys like looking @ naked women, whatever, and there's been a lot of hits here to prove it.

Nice boobies.

Amy looks like she put on weight and looks a lot better. She has nice natural tits that will only get bigger if she gains more weight.

I am glad to know that men do like natural looking breasts. Amy has nice natural ones for sure!

HOT!!! Sexy bod. The tats are a distraction.

White men, we can do a lot better

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OMG,

I swear, when I looked at Amy Winehouse topless, a turd pushed out of my butt all by itself.

She looks fantastic, truly great. Many of the comments here are disgusting, obnoxious and rude. this society is so women hating and violent its terrible and very sad. Let's learn to be nice, supportive, positive. What's wrong with all you people? So shallow its horrifying. GROW UP!!!!! and learn sensitivity!!!!!

Amy is a beautiful and lovely girl. And though she's still skinny she looks so much better than most so-called healthy people! She's been through a lot, hope she's getting better.

who woulds suck her boobs?:)

i think she looks good, like her boobs =)
but i hope she gets her old form, with the nice girl body =P
and hey if she reads this
she the first drug-addict person that my father support and wish godd luck for her rehab and he's her fan
so if she could do this to my father, she can do everything

your beautifull,and i love to watch you perform,your voice is so sexy,and so is your style.all the back-up performers are great and i love there style.so laid back,and so in tune.i hope to see you soon.i love back to black.and many more.keep up the great performance. thank you for shareing your wonderful talent.theresa patterson