Nov 14 2008Sarah Palin wears short shorts

Hot!!!

Nice Legs!

Nice Legs!

FIRST wow my sexiness has excelled woo!

FRIST!!!

I'd hit ti!

Cock goes where?

looks like jennifer garner here. ew.

How long will it take for someone to photoshop that glass into a penis?

Sarah ...

I've got nothing.

Randal

That doesn't really look like Sarah..I mean in a way it does..but not really.

You're game - HA!

You're game - HA!

I just LUIS!!!!!:
Laugh
Until
I
Shitted

AWESOME the woman is sexy now thats what a first lady or a vice president should look like gorgeous

What a governing body !

I would vote for this Hockey Milf next time she's going for presidency !

I'll guess she'll be the first president without hairy legs.

nope

I wouldn't vote for someone based on "hotness" or nice looking body, or skin color etc. But I'd hit that shit till we both collapsed from exhaustion then go at it again. But it doesn't mean I'd want her religilous goofy bible thumping in the White House but we'd have sex and I guarantee she'd scream during orgasm.

PS Brad Pitt is a douchebag extraordinaire. Just saying.

Her complete and utter stupidity makes her even hotter. You just can't beat a retarded beauty queen for a fuck buddy.

Good for her for knowing how to relax and be a normal person. So few politicians are.

Better legs than Biden!

stupid hillibilly bitch!

Ok, on that survey thing that I took to send feedback about this site... I know I checked the box for 'I'd like to see more updates on this site' Well now.. it's TOO much updates. I can't keep up. Can you tone it down just a little?

That's not her. Maybe this site IS filled with retards...

Yes nice legs. But having nice legs doesn't mean you should run a country.

SHE'S SO HOT. SHAME ON HER FOR NOT SPORTING A BIKINI. AT LEAST GIVE US A ONE-PIECE, GOVERNOR!

GREAT LEGS.

Wow... she does have very nice legs for a mom. I wonder how she does it? Being a mom, a wife and now a politician!

#27, you think the president runs the country? BWA-HA-HA. How farcical does life have to become before you realize a big joke is being played on you? Do they have to pit Big Bird against Ernie in a heated race for election? No, then people would still be arguing: "I think Big Bird is better on health care." "But Ernie is half-Eskimo and it's time we had a half-Eskimo president, I'm sick of old white men." And whoever won, Rahm Emmanuel would be their Chief of State.

2012 here I come.

I am glad that Obama is almost in the White House, because now I can call my self an American again.

#14, the past tense of "shit" is "shat." idiot.

Good job, Sarah. If you can't go on intelligence, competence, or experience, just throw some short shorts on, sit in some revealing poses and pretend they're not photographing you. You may be shrewd, but you're still dumb as mud and abhorrent to any thinking human being. p.s. REAL Americans, aka non-redneck hillbillies, wanted your 15 minutes to be up a long time ago. You sicken most of us.

Oh shit, I knew she was a lush! I used to like her because she not a caustic bitch like Hillary. Oh shit, again, just where is Madeline Albright when you need her.

# 33 -

You are the rudimentary uneducated one, there is no past tense of SHIT. Get a Life...

33 and 36: Prove it.

# 36 you're the man

You know, it's funny, she's the Governor of a state and you, Lori, are blogging on a celebrity blog site. So really, Lori, do you think you're smarter then Gov Palin? And "Jake", you're probably another retard w/o a job. Go fuck yourselves all you Palin haters...which are primarily fat chicks w/ no looks and at home most Friday nights due to never have gotten laid, that abore Gov Palin cause she's smart, successful and NOT a FAT, CUNT, BITCH, that relies on her looks to get where she's is currently. Oh, dang, now I'm drunk blogging and hating on fat girls the world over. Fuckin' fat bitches...go on a diet, bitches.

Go here for the shit debate.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shat

Two thumbs up Big Joe!

I looked through the whole set at Celebuzz - how can anybody think this is Palin? It doesn't look like her, even with the intentionally poor image quality (as with all fakes). This woman is younger and heavier. They have similar hair, that's it.

to quote Margaret Cho: "I kinda wanna have sex with her"
she looks gorgeous, and I would also be curious to see her in a two-piece

sarah palin on the superficial.

fuck you

why the fuck is she posing like that?

I'd love to violently assault her butthole, just to see her cry.

Joe, just replay the election clip on youtube.

It's bad enough that I'm even looking at a pic of Sarah " the pitbull extraordinaire" Palin...but now, I actually want to see #46 doing that thing he sooooo wants to do to Sarah, just so I can watch her cry her stupid eyes out. I wonder if I am alone? Thought for the day...would Sarah do this willingly or put up a fight????

If she put up a fight...it would be nice to see Joe punch her stupid lights out too.

POOOOWWWW, right in the kisser, dontcha know...,

I just blew my load on my monitor. gotdam!

She won't get another term as governor, so she's nothing better to look forward to 'cept her grandmotherin' years...ole' Bristol, the sweater meats is already a pregnant slut...nothing left to do but steer the little ones wrong...she's got her leg up there....yep...somebody ought ta give her some dick...she's just sitting there with nothin' to do, but suck...see...look at that there glass...slurpppppp, slurppppppppp........slurppppppppppppp....slurppppppppppppppp........hey.....Joe...are you out there? Maybe I'll have to do it. Wonder if she's ever had a maverick up there?

I hate this attention whore I hope she fucking goes away now she lost the election. BITCH.

Ewwwwwww! (shudder)

I have never understood the obsession with her. Hasn't anyone else noticed that she has the MANLIEST CHIN IN THE WORLD?

She's now allowed to do this!!

No, elle f @55:

Jennifer Aniston has the manliest chin in the world. Hands down.

Brit and shit they rhyme for a reason

gerard Vanderberg,

She's now allow to do what, you idiot? Lounge by the poolside in shorts and have a drink like normal people?

was she talking about mccain's wrinkly old face, cause i think i paris hilton already pulled this stunt

She can't even drink properly. Look, the red juice is meeting her face, not her mouth. Where's the next frame follow up??
Oh and Dell is shit.

I don't think this is her... look at that celebuzz website, it looks nothing like her.

Palin can relax in shorts; so get over it. But as a capable political leader? No sale.

That's not her. Duh.

In a strange twist of irony, I heard she is fucking Joe the Plumber.

That has wrong written all over it :-) just joking

please, my friend, you must stop inciting these fools. They all became such experts on politics that they now look for even the smallest opening to demonstrate other people's insights as their own. It's so very boring.

A normal reaction to these photos would be something like, oh, it's a good thing Palin did not win. I was not looking forward to four years of whacking off to the vice president. But not to these boorish political demi-savants. It's an open invitation. If they something original maybe it would be interesting to read yet among them all, not once has an original thought been proponed. Instead they drone on like broken records, parroting the same tired campaign rhetoric that we've all grown so tired of over the last two years. It's enough already.

Obama people, go back to Starbucks and have some more sugary drinks with coffee in them and Mccain people, go back to Burger King and have a cup of Joe with some burger and fries. No matter how long you talk and how elequently you present the ideas and observations of others as your own you can not change the past. Please, it's enough. There is another election in four years. Be quiet for three of them.

THATS NOT SARAH PALIN! Look at the face. Looks nothing like her.

looks like her to me. so she's a celebrity now... great.

i'd totaly go down on her

i see a man jaw............ yep. that's her.

Wow. Just... wow. Didn't even think she was that hot till now.

horatio--- it's cheif of STAFF, not state.

but it was a cute little rant anyway.

We're all Joe the Plumber, right? Well I haven't seen many Joe the Plumbers hanging out by pools in Miami, drinking cocktails.

Do not want.

Get over it. She's a smart, pretty lady and it makes it easy for people to attack. umm..she's a governor and we're all commenting on some sleezy celeb site. Superficial being right in the title. Get your heads out of your ass.

She has nice legs because she is a runner. I do not like her politically, but she has run a sub 4 hour marathon, which is pretty respectable. Last I read she was running about nine miles a week, which is not marathon training distance, but enough to keep quite fit.

Pffftt!!! I'll pay attention to MILF Barbie when a sex tape with her and her husband Gomer doing doggie on a Polar Bear rug comes out. Not before....

just a little piece of advice oh great superficial writer...

Never tell a hunter your "game"!

Jesus Christ . . . Sarah Palin is such a moron. YET, I would enjoy her gobbling my chunk-sauce, the bitch.

go take care of your 5 kids you whore!!!!!

Hi there D. Richards! *blush*, *queef*
I sure missed you all this time dear! The world just hasn't seemed the same. It got alot better. (pervert)

One thousand ass-winks to you, #82!

This isn't Palin but it was a good try.

did she buy them for $5000 at Neiman Marcus?

Is she going to be a granny soon ?

A GILF ?

Aha! The first time Todd isn't traveling with her and she's meeting up with a hunk at the pool! She IS the female version of George W.

Fuck, that's Tina Fey you idiots.

that strange to see her legs closed, i always imagined them spread open.

To Lori; #34

Couldn't have said it better.

To these people who say that she's great because she's a "governor":

The rumors about how she can’t handle the day-to-day responsibilities as governor of Alaska without a lot of help and teaching from her aides and special counsels are obviously true. Alaska has the smallest population of any state in the nation – less than 700,000 people. The number of registered voters is smaller than the population of Staten Island. The gubernatorial race was more like a mayoral race. Ironically, she ran on a platform of her “promise of change” versus the experience of her opponent.

Personably, I like Palin; she has a lot of sparkle and charisma. But that’s where it ends. I don’t know anyone who is as uninformed as she, or shares her disdain of intellect. Her lack of knowledge of national and global affairs is shocking. She is far more of a personality and tabloid journalism curiosity than a capable leader. I can see how she would only appeal to the “Paris Rules” types.

I can't wait for her to run in 2012. It means two terms for Obama.

How is it possible this woman has had five kids? I've only had one (granted, it was just three months ago) and I look like shit. I didn't really think governors would have any time for exercise.

To #90: you hit the nail on the head, aside from the apologetic "I like her," of course. I certainly don't. She's a national embarrassment of unheralded proportions, and a true rallying point for only the ugliest and most ignorant of all Americans. The woman is, by virtually every account, absolutely clueless. She could not name the NAFTA trading partners, she could not successfully govern a town of 6,000, let alone a state of nearly a million, and she thought that Africa was a country; one that Palin would, we can only assume, bring into the 21st Century through a doctrine of barbaric sex education, aversion to contraception and other archaic policies not fit for countries like Iran and Saudi Arabia, let alone America.

Sexy time!

You'll love my new blog:

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you know she's reading the funny paper

you know she's reading the funny paper

can you tell what newspaper she's reading? maybe we can finally get an answer to that question...

very nice..... how much?

Her legs and feet are gorgeous!

Why is everyone so afraid of Sarah Palin that they continue to talk about her. Just quit talking and she will go away.

She should stop drinking diet carbonated beverages if she wants her brain to last and function at peak capacity. No?

BBBAAARRRRRRRRRFFF!!!!!!!!!!!! You owe me a new keyboard Palin!

Honestly the fact that she is laying out by a pool in a t-shirt and shorts and she is being rediculed because they are too short is just completely absurd. Most people wear a swim suit to the pool but she knows the kind of redicule she'd get so she covered up. Sarah Palin is pretty and a very smart person. A stupid person couldnt accomplish all that she has. Show some respect

I don't think it's her. Her hair is longer than that. None of the pics truly look like her. Especially at the other site.

Yeah, I'll say it. I'd fuck her.

Gosh she's gorgeous. I bet half the 20 year olds on Superficial wish they looked half as good as her LOL!

Gosh she's gorgeous. I bet half the 20 year olds on Superficial wish they looked half as good as her LOL!

Gosh she's gorgeous. I bet half the 20 year olds on Superficial wish they looked half as good as her LOL!

Gosh she's gorgeous. I bet half the 20 year olds on Superficial wish they looked half as good as her LOL!

#109 is one silly bitch. That bitch Palin is not all the media makes her to be. She just isnt. I wish she woud jsut go back to corrupt Alaska and stay in the obscurity that she deserves.

Lori is right - disgusting immoral sleek slug is advertized around the country, corrupting the minds, . It is not to be about Show, it is to be about selecting most capable to serve country the best. Instead it turned to be a show, and as a result attracts attention of the same kind category – mentally challenged slugs like that “Big Joe”

Response to Big Joe. "Big Joe wrote: " November 14, 2008 10:28 PM You know, it's funny, she's the Governor of a state and you, Lori, are blogging on a celebrity blog site. So really, Lori, do you think you're smarter then Gov Palin? And "Jake", you're probably another retard w/o a job. Go fuck yourselves all you Palin haters...which are primarily fat chicks w/ no looks and at home most Friday nights due to never have gotten laid, that abore Gov Palin cause she's smart, successful and NOT a FAT, CUNT, BITCH, that relies on her looks to get where she's is currently. Oh, dang, now I'm drunk blogging and hating on fat girls the world over. Fuckin' fat bitches...go on a diet, bitches."

Well golly gee, I gotta get this straight for the record, I'm not fuckin' Joe the Plumber, or that Presidential Reject, John McCain! HELL! I can barely stand to fuck Todd anymore, but I do get a special kick outta wearin' my strap-on under my suit cuz whenever Todd says he's horny, I let him have it, but if he thinks he's puttin' his putrid lil' dick inside me again, he's got another think comin' cuz I ain't about to birth another messed up baby like the last one...dontcha know...,

Nice legs cause she is a runner .... UP?

And then are we paying for her shorts and hotel stay?

i' d have sex with her

she needs to do some porn

This is dumb. Too blurry to tell who it really is, and if even if it is Palin, who cares?

I think she's hot. Much better than that horse-faced Michelle Obama.

She's got a nice "pair of pins" on her as they say in GB!

like all republicans she needs to lose some weight. what a porker.

Is this for real? They are really commented on her wearing shorts? Of course she is going to wear shorts by the pool... Is this not normal? She lives in Alaska for goodness sake, I would be wearing shorts every chance I could! Wear those shorts girl!

To #41, "Dan Quale", I think #39, "Big Joe the Dumber" would really enjoy having two thumbs up! His anal region, of course. He can usually only do one thumb up his butt, his other hand is busy whacking off.

When I first saw Sarah Palin at the RepubCon, my first thought was, "That's a man in drag! Look at that huge jawline!" I've since found out that a lot of other people were thinking the same thing. I think Joe likes the idea of a manly woman.

She is no good and many people are talking about her joining on !!!.sugar baby myinterracialmatch.com, where the stupid woman wants to find a rich man for sugar daddy!! I just feel sad!

White chicks are hot.
Looking forward to the oral office....