Nov 12 2008Salma Hayek has the world's luckiest infant
It can be tragic when a promising entertainer falls prey to the clutches of addiction. This totally isn't one of those instances. Fox News reports:
Salma Hayek may soon need rehabilitation for an addiction.The actress, who gave birth to daughter Valentina in 2007, says she can't stop breastfeeding.
She said: "I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop."
The 42-year-old also said breastfeeding does not helps mothers shed post-pregnancy weight.
She told Style magazine: "The myth that says you lose all this weight when you breastfeed! That is so not true! It's like, please, will everyone stop telling me I look really well."
Hayek is lucky that she has a daughter, because if she had given birth to a boy, she'd understand the real meaning of breastfeeding addiction.
SALMA: Dammit, let go! Enough already!
SON: *slurp* No!
SALMA: Really, this has to stop. You're getting too old for this!
SON: *glug* Nuh-uh!
SALMA: Please, son; my nipples feel like they've been scoured with a Brillo pad. Besides, I don't think this is making a positive impression on your college admissions officer.
COLLEGE ADMISSIONS OFFICER: Me? No, I'm fine with it.
SON: See? *gurgle* Just chill, Mom; you're being really uncool right now.
SALMA: Ay-yi-yi. I don't know why I ever decided to have a ki—OWW! Could you at least shave your beard? The bristles are scratchy!
SON: *smack* Can we talk about this later? I'm busy now...
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Reader Comments
1. Ahmed - November 12, 2008 6:17 PM
FIRST! LOLZ
2. entensity - November 12, 2008 6:18 PM
first!
3. toolboy - November 12, 2008 6:20 PM
I want Bitty!!!
4. Rough Daddy - November 12, 2008 6:20 PM
yeah superfish says it all,,,id like to be drown by those oversized utters!!!
5. Rough Daddy - November 12, 2008 6:32 PM
Take a few minutes and look at pic #2 carefully those things are massive!!!!
6. eric - November 12, 2008 6:58 PM
dear lord
7. JustMoi - November 12, 2008 6:58 PM
Good for her. :) She's doing what's right for her baby, not what's right to society.
8. ha ha - November 12, 2008 6:59 PM
What a lie. I lost my pregnancy weight and a ton more when I breast fed. I ended up being about 15 lbs skinnier than I had ever been by the time I was done breast feeding. She just likes to eat a lot.
9. Angie - November 12, 2008 7:00 PM
I am no prude and I love showing massive cleavage too, but showing massive cleavage at a childrens birthday party is inappropiate. These pics are so old. You folks are slacking and should post the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWZHTJsR4Bc
10. j - November 12, 2008 7:02 PM
hey SF, that "son" is a daughter.
11. j - November 12, 2008 7:13 PM
oops... didn't read the rest. Too grossed out at the over-breastfeeding.
12. Kahlee - November 12, 2008 7:23 PM
@7 agreed
13. ummm...yeah - November 12, 2008 7:33 PM
I'm sure the bitch can find someone else to suck those airbags.
I hope her stupid ass isn't drinking and breastfeeding that fucking kid.
14. tina smith - November 12, 2008 8:31 PM
I just logged on a web named ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ where so many people are discussing about her latest news.
15. Foxie Raye - November 12, 2008 8:32 PM
Breastfeeding is the best thing you can do for your baby. It is true in most cases that it helps the mother lose weight quicker, apparently just has something to do with the amount of calories you burn. But more importantly, breastfed children have have a very low risk of being overweight when they grow up. I breastfed my daughter for over a year, and she is tall and thin (not too thin), but she can eat like a pig and she has like the perfect body. My mom didn't breastfeed me, and coincidentally, I have to work out and watch my diet constantly, or I will get fat. My mom sucks.
16. RasputinsLiver - November 12, 2008 9:02 PM
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Hmm...suddenly I'm REALLY thirsty!
I wonder. You think Salma would deliver the mommy-juice to my house?
Good gawd, I'm REALLY thirsty!
See, ya!
.
17. John - November 12, 2008 9:39 PM
Wow, I never really realized how HOT Salma really is even after having a baby.
18. marina - November 12, 2008 10:03 PM
Angie, short women with such breasts will find that dresses witha bit of ckeavage will seem as a HUGE cleavage, it depends also on the type of bra and stuff like that. I think her dress is not particularly revealing, but her shape is, the bre she's wearing really has good support.
19. SIN - November 12, 2008 11:01 PM
She is 42? Damn. I thought most Latina women got huge after hitting 35. She looks like early 30's. Since she is breastfeeding, she needs easy acess to those wonderful mammaries.
20. Latina - November 13, 2008 12:50 AM
She Is So Very Beautiful! An All natural beauty at that! She makes me proud to be a Latina.
21. haroof - November 13, 2008 1:13 AM
damn i'd love to motorboat those tatas.
22. Da Man - November 13, 2008 2:46 AM
Salma Hayek needs to whip out her tits and spray the camera next time she does such an interview. She alread had awesome tits before they filled up with milk, now they've gotta be the bomb. Da Man would suck that milk out of her nips like a McDonalds chocolate shake that never goes through the straw unless you siphon like a madman. Perfect.
PS: Lactating photos or STFU Salma!
23. Janine - November 13, 2008 6:16 AM
I didn't realize that you could breastfeed after implants. Isn't that kind of dangerous, what if an implant leaks??? Also, for those of you who don't believe she has implants here is evidence:
http://plasticcelebs.dahandahanlang.com/2007/03/28/salma-hayek-breast-augmentation/
Also, that is really retarded to call it an addiction! It is generally recommended to breast your baby until they are 2-3 years old, because it is healthier for them in many ways.
24. Dobba - November 13, 2008 7:20 AM
It will all end in this:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orUaCJ0GY
Defo want bitty
25. cavy - November 13, 2008 8:54 AM
LOL # 3 and # 24, I was thinking the same thing! :0) I believe BFing is the best for the baby, but I also think the "titnazi" types of Mothers who "beat up" other Mothers for not being able to BF are completely out of their minds. And I believe anyone who BFs over a year is going to end up with a 30 year old asking for "Bitty" - if the kid doesn't get his/her ass handed to them in the 3rd grade for still being latched to Mother's teet!
26. 1moreidiotintheworld - November 13, 2008 9:11 AM
mmmmmmmm..... I can't quit salivating for some reason.
27. Mike Oxbhig - November 13, 2008 9:44 AM
awww, how cute. A suicide bomber was FIRST and now we are all dead. Go make us a slurpee ahmed.
28. Beth - November 13, 2008 11:29 AM
#23
Here is what her small tits looked like before implants.
http://www.celebroundup.com/salma-hayeks-boob-job/
Breast feeding after a year is simply sick and more for the mom than child.
29. FreeJose - November 13, 2008 11:58 AM
If I'm kid, I'm breasting until I'm 17 or 18.
30. Yea - blah blah - November 13, 2008 12:04 PM
Ok i understand about the breastfeeding thing, however there is NO proof that it does anything for a child after 1 year of age. Yea its important in the first few months of life but aftwards not really.
And i'm sure there are weight benefits for a woman breastfeeding however I am also sure those apply to younger woman. I mean shes 42 years old!! it was a HUGE risk for her to have a kid at her age in the first place that would be a "normal" child....normal meaning you are growing up in Hollywood...
31. cavy - November 13, 2008 12:10 PM
LOL #29! I know you're only joking (you are joking right? heehee), but that's my point exactly! :0)
32. e-rock - November 13, 2008 2:08 PM
She is just saying that to make people believe she doesn't have breast implants. Which she does. I have them, and I know what they look, they are just like Kim Kardashian's, Posh, Kate Beckinsale, etc. Now Heidi Klum's are real, that biatch. But Salma, sorry, NOT REAL!!!
On that note, very interested to know if she REALLY is breastfeeding, because I thought maybe the milk ducts would not be intact?
33. Randal - November 13, 2008 3:43 PM
Salma, you have a beautiful family and I wish you nothing but the best for each and everyone of them.
Randal
34. joey joejoe - November 13, 2008 7:26 PM
fuck, we need some bikini shots. i want to slap some baby oil on the puppies and slap my cock in between them for a month
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36. cavy - November 13, 2008 11:33 PM
#35....wtf?
37. MissyJStyle - November 14, 2008 5:56 AM
What a LIE.
I breastfed my two boys and I lost weight instantly after both, from breastfeeding.
She just want an excuse for still being A FAT ASS. Breastfeeding contracts the muscles in the stomach, making the 'pouchy' fat decrease in the stomach area. It all depends on your genes of course, as well. And Salma HugeFat obviously has a fat-ass mother. My mother is a size 8, after 6 girls. I went from Australian size 8-10 to a size 6 after breastfeeding. I did not exercise or anything. So this is proof shes full of shit.
Hit the gym, Salma.
Your breasts may look good in that top, but.....take the bra off and we'll see. Hang loose!
38. MissyJStyle - November 14, 2008 5:58 AM
What a LIE.
I breastfed my two boys and I lost weight instantly after both, from breastfeeding.
She just want an excuse for still being A FAT ASS. Breastfeeding contracts the muscles in the stomach, making the 'pouchy' fat decrease in the stomach area. It all depends on your genes of course, as well. And Salma HugeFat obviously has a fat-ass mother. My mother is a size 8, after 6 girls. I went from Australian size 8-10 to a size 6 after breastfeeding. I did not exercise or anything. So this is proof shes full of shit.
Hit the gym, Salma.
Your breasts may look good in that top, but.....take the bra off and we'll see. Hang loose!
39. cavy - November 14, 2008 1:32 PM
#37/38 You, my Dear, are an asshole
40. SWEETS - November 15, 2008 2:55 PM
CHILD LOVES IT MUST BE ALL CHAMPAGNE MUMS DRINKING
41. bfadvocate - November 18, 2008 3:34 PM
#37/#38
You are an IDIOT! Breastfeeding doesn't contract the stomach musles hew hole time you breastfeed you moron. That is only right after birth and it helps the uterus contract back down. Once the uterus is contracted back to normal size breastfeeding doesn't contract the muscles.
What the heck does that have to do with losing weight anyway? Its been proven with science that women store fat while breastfeeding. Back when we didn't have neighborhood Wal-Marts women could sometimes go days between eating. Since breastfeeding is a natual thing, a womans body naturally tries to hold onto as many calories as it can while nursing in case the mother cannot come across food.
Get your facts straight before you go spouting off bs on something you obviously know nothing about.
Btw, the AAP and the WHO recommend breastfeeding 2 YEARS!
Try reading! It works wonders!
42. missyjhater - November 18, 2008 3:36 PM
#37.
Exactly how do you know for a fact that you lost weight because you breastfed? Maybe you are just an anorexic fuck.
How long did you breastfeed for a month? Oh wow!
If I smoked crack I would be skinny too.
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