Nov 24 2008Rihanna is pointy
Winning two American Music Awards for Best Pop/Rock Female Artist and Best Soul/R&B Female Artist: Boring.
Bringing back the Evil Shredder look: Priceless.
EDIT: Bumped up Rihanna for pretty obvious reasons. (Read: Heidi & Spencer posts make you want to kill me.)

Reader Comments
1. Que - November 24, 2008 3:05 PM
Que ok then.
2. riz - November 24, 2008 3:06 PM
she needs to put her boobs away.
3. audrey - November 24, 2008 3:06 PM
that outfit is a safety hazard.
4. dragon43078 - November 24, 2008 3:07 PM
Fuck, wait long enough and you are 1st.
5. havoc - November 24, 2008 3:07 PM
Hotness....
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6. Rihanna - November 24, 2008 3:07 PM
I will win awards! Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I'm not an alien!
7. JimmyBachaFungool - November 24, 2008 3:08 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
8. pee - November 24, 2008 3:12 PM
yeah we all know she's into S&M...
9. boli - November 24, 2008 3:13 PM
that fucking hand tattoo creeps me the fuck out. still teh hotness though.
10. Anonymous - November 24, 2008 3:14 PM
Not only is she talentless, she's ugly too.
11. Ted from LA - November 24, 2008 3:19 PM
She looks like that Russian dude that Rocky faught in Rocky XXVII.
12. p0nk - November 24, 2008 3:20 PM
@12
Troll (0/10)
13. Lady in Red - November 24, 2008 3:33 PM
I'm a bit clumsy...I would have stabbed myself to death in the outfit. Then again I wouldn't wear that joke in the first place. Still, she's got gorgeous skin.
14. NeonWraith - November 24, 2008 3:34 PM
Ok, admit it, you would hit that so hard that if someone pulled you out afterwards they'd be crowned the King of England.
She is freakin' HOT....and if she IS into S&M, well, hell, bonus far as I'm concerned.
15. simplicity - November 24, 2008 3:37 PM
Can't hug that.
16. glace neuf - November 24, 2008 3:40 PM
i'd hit it then go the ER for several severe puncture wounds
17. Rough Daddy - November 24, 2008 3:41 PM
Sexiest forehead in showbiz!
18. fancy - November 24, 2008 3:50 PM
mental note - do not hug rhianna - not even to congratulate her -for fear of death by multiple stab wounds.
I kinda feel like she could have made this look work someow but tragically missed the mark... by miles
I think the leather pants are the worst part, the corset could have possibly worked with a skirt - either that or the hip armor should go. or maybe if she added a gimp style zippered face mask to the ensemble it would have made more sense...
do you think she paid a stylist to come up with this skeletor's gf look lol
19. Aja - November 24, 2008 3:50 PM
She is so pretty and I like her edge. way cooler and more fresh than that old heifer Beyonce
20. Aja - November 24, 2008 3:53 PM
She is so pretty and I like her edge. way cooler and more fresh than that old heifer Beyonce
21. Elmo - November 24, 2008 4:00 PM
the nipple spikes are too far off to the sides- lame
22. Where's Darkwing Duck? - November 24, 2008 4:01 PM
She still can't sing.
23. FRIST!!! - November 24, 2008 4:02 PM
I'd wear it..
24. Where's Darkwing Duck - November 24, 2008 4:03 PM
And, she'd kind of (totally) ugly. Nice body though.
25. P-britty - November 24, 2008 4:05 PM
she looks like a hot 'artist formally known as Prince, now known as Prince' with boobs....
26. P-britty - November 24, 2008 4:05 PM
she looks like a hot 'artist formally known as Prince, now known as Prince' with boobs....
27. Sugar Tits - November 24, 2008 4:08 PM
There's something about Rihanna that irrationally annoys the hell out of me, and I can't quite put my finger on it.
28. Joe Camel - November 24, 2008 4:10 PM
Thas ma artist.
29. Stanky - November 24, 2008 4:18 PM
Superficial readers- being attracted to monkeys is wrong. Also, if you're going to be attracted to a monkey in the first place at least have it be one of the slightly human looking ones.
30. stumbler - November 24, 2008 4:19 PM
I thought these were pictures of Prince....
31. Andie - November 24, 2008 4:25 PM
I can't believe I'm bored enough to comment on this woman.
32. Pink - November 24, 2008 4:30 PM
Cher II -- here she comes!!!!!
33. Pink - November 24, 2008 4:30 PM
Cher II -- here she comes!!!!!
34. B - November 24, 2008 4:35 PM
"(Read: Heidi & Spencer posts make you want to kill me.)"
Maybe you should stop posting about them, instead of trying to hide your posts about them?
You know, like you promised.
35. SATAN - November 24, 2008 4:41 PM
does anyone else realize her vocal range is on about the same level as Ashley Simpson's? Rihanna might be the worst singer to ever win a grammy.
36. LoLa - November 24, 2008 4:45 PM
I can't stand the girl and her EMO-attitude but you have to give her some credit though... She is original and she's very very unique... From her tattoos to the way she dresses. She owns it all by herself.
That being said, she's still a bitch and I can't stand her for shit. Because she seems to forget at times that those fans are the ones who made you famous. Keep up the emo-shit and you won't have any fan other than your "best-friend" Chris Brown
37. Backwerds - November 24, 2008 5:07 PM
So I finish setting up the water bed, and I'm all ready for my "Win a Dream Date with Rihanna" to begin......and she show's up dressed as Sonic....man I can't win.
38. guyth - November 24, 2008 5:32 PM
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.
39. Ashley - November 24, 2008 6:20 PM
she looks hot there!
40. mely - November 24, 2008 6:25 PM
why she´s trying to act like a rocker?
41. freak - November 24, 2008 6:48 PM
i think she is getting off on those little chains
42. SueMe - November 24, 2008 7:28 PM
This girl can wear a potatoe sack, and still look hot. She's so gorgeous.
43. Yos - November 24, 2008 7:41 PM
How the hell is she w Chris Brown, hes fucking generic and boring as hell, he sang about Doublemint gum for gods sake... Meanwhile she's got all this edge and personality and originality (for her time anyway, cuz she def. ain' the first to be wearing chains and spikes). He's lame, she deserves someone more creative and hotter...
44. 1moreidiotintheworld - November 24, 2008 9:35 PM
I always did like her pointy nipples..... :P
45. pussy poppin - November 24, 2008 10:31 PM
OH SHIT IF HER BOOBS WERE ANY MORE PUSHED UP THEY WOULD BE SLAPPIN HER BIG SHINY FOREHEAD...THIS IS THE ATROCIETY THAT BROUGHT U SHUT UP AND DRIVE, I WOULD BITCH IF U COULD MOVE YR BIG FOREHEAD OUT OF THE WAY....
46. Kahlee - November 24, 2008 11:01 PM
She is beautiful. Why does she have to have such stupid hair? she could look stunning.
47. missy - November 25, 2008 2:22 AM
so...prego, right? y/y?
48. geishaho - November 25, 2008 4:19 AM
@29 i bet you if that "monkey" were to stand beside you she'd make you look like a gremlin. Dont hate on her cause no one even knows/or cares if you exist.
49. kurtlar vadisi pusu - November 25, 2008 4:33 AM
vay be cok seksii olmus
50. gerard Vandenberg - November 25, 2008 6:19 AM
The BIGGER the BETTER, folks!!
51. my comment - November 25, 2008 6:50 AM
She has the face of an unborn pig.
52. Stanky - November 25, 2008 7:07 AM
@48 Gremlin, no. Master, yes.
53. Answer Guru - November 25, 2008 11:05 AM
She could have waited for the dominatrix episode until she got back home, but I guess it gets hotter after you made your preferences public. Whoohoo... pointy and spiky!
54. SueMe - November 25, 2008 11:19 AM
Everyone must be animals. It's been too long I tell ya that we have been ignoring this. I don't care if I sound stupid here, but since blacks have been labeled monkeys for so long now then we must figure out what the other races resemble. Any ideas non-humans? That's right MLK I went there today.
55. SueMe - November 25, 2008 11:19 AM
Everyone must be animals. It's been too long I tell ya that we have been ignoring this. I don't care if I sound stupid here, but since blacks have been labeled monkeys for so long now then we must figure out what the other races resemble. Any ideas non-humans? That's right MLK I went there today.
56. SueMe - November 25, 2008 11:19 AM
Everyone must be animals. It's been too long I tell ya that we have been ignoring this. I don't care if I sound stupid here, but since blacks have been labeled monkeys for so long now then we must figure out what the other races resemble. Any ideas non-humans? That's right MLK I went there today.
57. SueMe - November 25, 2008 11:21 AM
Ooops! did it again and again. Gues negroes can't do anything right huh?
58. Ben Dixon - November 25, 2008 2:18 PM
Err SueME what the heck are you talking about?
Back to Rihanna, I think she's pretty amazing and can wear whatever she likes for me. Got to admit I probably wouldn't have picked that outfit out for her but what the heck, she's still gorgeous!
59. SueMe - November 25, 2008 3:18 PM
I agree with you #58 Rihanna is pretty amazing, but anyhow I know that post of mine, which was accidentally repeated 2 other times, made little sense. Im just saying that since black people have been referred to as monkeys for years and years...don't you think it's time to figure out what the other races resembe? I mean that'll even out the score. Rihanna looks nothing like a monkey, but a gorgeous human being instead. It's just so weird to me, and it would be more weird if I went around calling people girraffes, lyons are tigers, elephants, monkeys, apes, etc. Just plain weird business is all Im saying.
60. el ces - November 25, 2008 5:59 PM
Mmm, nice. She looks good enough to eat here.
61. cnn - November 30, 2008 11:23 AM
the top is OK but the bottom line is SHE STILL CANT SING..... go take vocal lessons