Nov 30 2008Miranda Kerr is keeping hope alive

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Good news, everybody! Despite what the media has been reporting (what with its anti-single-supermodels agenda), Miranda Kerr is not—repeat, not—marrying Orlando Bloom. People reports:

A rep for Bloom's girlfriend Miranda Kerr is knocking down a report in the Australian media Sunday that the Pirates of the Caribbean star and the model are engaged.
"The story ... is completely false and misleading," the rep says. "Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged. There is nothing else to be said."
But while they're not making marriage plans at present, Bloom, 31, and Kerr, 25, are still very much a couple, and Kerry recently spoke about someday settling down with a special someone and having kids.

Sounds like Orlando Bloom got punked pretty hard there. You just know that Miranda probably responded to his 1,000th whiny request to marry him with a, "Hmmm...maybe," then after he bragged to all his buddies and about it and leaked it to the press, she sent her publicist out there to shoot him down. She probably plays all sorts of similar pranks on him, like "Got your nose" and "Hid your medication." She just seems cool like that.

Photos: WENN

Comments (39)

Reader Comments

1. stevo - November 30, 2008 5:56 PM

First! camel! toe!

2. riz - November 30, 2008 6:06 PM

this woman has such an ugly face. and i'm pretty sure orlando is the more famous out of them.. she's probablybegging him to marry her since he only reason her name is ever in the news is because of him.. case in point: this article. if she was supposedly engaged to some nobody, we'd never hear her name.

3. Sophie - November 30, 2008 6:07 PM

dimply...

4. riz - November 30, 2008 6:07 PM

5. Richard McBeef - November 30, 2008 6:07 PM

Love the toe in pic 2, but hate dem panties. they look like some sort of control top KimK drawers or something.

6. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - November 30, 2008 6:08 PM

sweet camel toe!!!!!!!!!!!xoxo.

7. emily - November 30, 2008 6:15 PM

she's my girl crush.

8. Rough Daddy - November 30, 2008 6:34 PM

Of course she turn him down,,,Orlando Bloom looks like a gurl!

9. youtube - November 30, 2008 6:42 PM

cute girlll

10. puzzled - November 30, 2008 6:46 PM

Why would he want to marry her when he can have sex with her for free?

Oh, and fake, it's totally photoshopped... the shadows are all wrong... blah, blah, blah.

11. Lonely Ranger - November 30, 2008 7:08 PM

I'd like to top her vagina off with my dickwater

12. F-Obama - November 30, 2008 7:57 PM

Man, it's chicks like this that make us want to just bust a nut all over their faces. It would be a great day to stick your rock hard man wood in that hot muff and make he scream in pleasure as your buddy comes over and stuffs his dong right in her mouth while you are fucking the shit out of her. jump off just before you jizz and stuff her mouth full of those hot, sweet juices, fresh from her warm beautiful body.

13. zuzuspetals - November 30, 2008 8:55 PM

She looks like one of the most boring people alive- which means she's absolutely perfect for Orlando Bloom. He bores me to tears.
The only person more boring is Brad Pitt.

14. Lisica - November 30, 2008 8:58 PM

She has slender figure and is so hot...I'm a hip chick and interested in exotic things, I have my photos on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***. If u want to chat with me, just find me out.

15. allan greenspan - November 30, 2008 9:05 PM

@12: A typical adolescent fantasy.

16. azalea - November 30, 2008 9:07 PM

She's not ugly. You basement boys having to type with one hand are in no position to be so critical.

17. kahlee - November 30, 2008 9:35 PM

@12 stop using Miranda Kerr as a prop to justifiy getting naked with your male friend and just be honest with yourself.

18. James - November 30, 2008 10:02 PM

I see flange... and its gooooooooood

19. Aerialgreen - November 30, 2008 10:29 PM

@17 - Agreed kahlee, hee, that @12 dude puts a little too much emphasis on fluids and his friend.

20. Lee Smithson - November 30, 2008 10:51 PM

She'd look a lot less ridiculous without the bolted-on boobage. Seriously-- those are some cheap-looking implants!

21. Adrienne - November 30, 2008 11:30 PM

NUMBER 2. are you serious about her being ugly? that is defintily an exaggeration. she is pretty. what part of her face/body is ugly? for god's sakes. I would LOVE to know what women/men your getting at home, actually, scratch that, no i wouldnt.

22. Just Wroooong - December 1, 2008 12:17 AM

Picture #2 would've made me service my needs had I not just gotten laid but I may still print out Princess Camel-a-lot for a little date tomorrow night.

23. Matthew Jakes - December 1, 2008 12:41 AM

I have not even read the whole post but I really like the girl.. very stunning!

24. Spagett! - December 1, 2008 1:26 AM

look at that moose knuckle in pic 2! shes pretty hot, too bad shes with that fag orlando bloom, who is probably one of the luckiest people in recent memory (getting those two HUGE trilogies right out of acting school)

his "acting is just terrible"

and pirates 3 sucked my ass

25. Shannon - December 1, 2008 2:34 AM

ugly face what the hell? people's idea of beauty is so screwed up these days, she's gorgeous as hell.

26. Rynn - December 1, 2008 4:36 AM

I like her and think she is damn sexy, no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

27. gerard Vandenberg - December 1, 2008 6:33 AM

true, AMERICANS ARE DEPERATE HOPERS TODAY, folks!!

28. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - December 1, 2008 8:45 AM

#12 needs a woman... desperately.

29. simplicity - December 1, 2008 9:37 AM

as "cute" as she might be.. she looks like she's wearing fkn grandma panties in all of these pics.
she seriously shouldn't be an undies model.

and she's cute.. she's nothing special.
i'm surprised she's a VS (or whatever this is) model.

30. Disgusted - December 1, 2008 10:12 AM

What this scrawny girl needs is a good meal, not more plastic injected into her tits. She doesn't look like a woman. She probably doesn't even menstruate. She looks like a 12 year old boy in the middle of a growth spurt, with big fake tits.

31. immune - December 1, 2008 11:41 AM

she doesn't have fake tits. that is what a nice b cup looks like when it is stuffed in an extreme push-up bra.

32. Lola - December 1, 2008 11:41 AM

I think she's gorgeous but pic #1 makes her face look strange, like she had botox and cheek implants.
The girl is young, she's supposed to look natural.

33. tina - December 1, 2008 1:31 PM

Kerr-Bloom is too cute not to do it!

34. #2 is pathetic - December 1, 2008 1:34 PM

UGLY FACE??? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? I guarantee you are some hideous fat chick, let me guess you think long pointy faces with, big noses, thin lipd and squinty eyes are attractive because that's what you see in the mirror every day. This girl has a doll's face, her face is PURE perfection. I never say this because people are entitled to their opinions and beauty is in the ass of the beholder blah blah blah, but you are CLEARLY a jealous girl and that's coming from a girl.

35. Valkyrie - December 1, 2008 2:08 PM

Where's Parker?

# 10 oh god, keep the whole daisy photoshop thing back on geekology. It's not even that funny.

I like her face. I remember when she was just doing fashion.

#12 is gay.

36. SparkyMcBalls - December 2, 2008 3:00 AM

She looks like she walked into her plastic surgeon's office with Aishwariya Rai's picture in hand and said, "Here. Go for that."

37. magicman - December 3, 2008 5:33 AM

eh, she has an odd looking grill. Seen way better...sorry!

38. Ellie - January 30, 2009 3:07 AM

All of you stfu. She is more gorgeous than y'all are ever going to be, so just STFU.

Oh, and @ Emily: She's my girl crush too ;)
@ every1 else... you know every girl has one... ya just don't know it...