Nov 11 2008Madonna's children must only play with toys that are 'spiritually and ethically sound'

I wonder if Madge has a problem with wire hangers?

me.. first!

thank god madonna is not my mother!

There she dies, zombified!

She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums..

A good example of mentally unsound.

Bitch thinks she's in charge of something.

I'd let the kids look at her SEX book at bedtime.

"See mommy? Yeah......."

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What a UberBitch.

People make fun of Scientology. Kabbalah sounds just as bad.

Guy must be thanking his Jesus that now he can get back to pursuing some much Younger, Finer, Sweeter piece of ass.

AMEN.

Hail Mary

I honestly don't know why I'm surprised. Who would know better how to zombie-fy children than the Queen of the Dead herself?

This is my nurder is easier than divorce....

um they're his kids too. what a bitch on wheels!

The children are NEVER to sleep with teddy bears.....just Madonna's used jock straps.

Madonna is an animal that needs to be put to sleep!

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she is fxxxxng out of mind........

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I hope he has a photo taken outside of a movie theater showing "Desperately Seeking Susan" with all of their tongues sticking out at the camera.

hahha madonna is such a loser

A-Rod, are you reading this? For your own sake, I hope so.

Sweet Jesus, what an unlucky break for those children.

One of the joys of raising young children is seeing how interested they become in reading if allowed freedom to read age-appropriate books, and listening to them make up their own stories and expand their creativity.

Does this B.I.T.C.H. want children who will pursue their own passions or be little uber-robots of their psycho-control freak "mother"?

She treats her children as posessions, not human souls to nurture and love.

Time to take a swipe at this useless bitch, Karma.

"Papa don't preach"

Hypocrite

"Do not let them watch me on Tales From The Crypt."

And, at no time whatsoever shall the boys be subjected to my music, nor any video of my performances, so as not to stain their psyche or their angelic visions of me.

Wait so they can't wear anything made of man made materials, but they have to constantly disinfect themselves with man made sanitizer....hmmmmm

By law he doesn't have to follow all those rules. I hope he lets them run around a huge toy store, play video games, gets them happymeals at mcdonalds, eat plenty of candy soda and ice cream and then get their pictures taken wearing their pajamas out in public.

Kabbalah water? 4 Phone calls a DAY?
Can't read newspapers or magazines?
The children can't meed Guy's new friends?

This woman is an unbalanced control freak, and Ritchie should tell her that her demands are unreasonable and that children should be allowed to think and learn for themselves- not be isolated from the world.

She is a terrible mother and needs to learn how to let go.

she need to get that dick out of her mouth, lack of oxygen must have given her brain damage.

Hey kids, who wants to go get a Happy Meal from McDonald's, maybe with some of that special orange drink diluted with water from the bathroom sink. Let's really go crazy and buy some polyester shirts while we're out!

Hey kids, who wants to go get a Happy Meal from McDonald's, maybe with some of that special orange drink diluted with water from the bathroom sink. Let's really go crazy and buy some polyester shirts while we're out!

GUY is simply going to ignore her (so are the kids).

Under his roof, its his rules, as long as the kids aren't abused.

She don't like it? She can go spit out a few more with A-Rod.

Did you hear, Lindsay Lohan might be bisexual!

I'm firmly on Guy's side now. I hate this bitch more every day. God she is fucking hideous and I would love to tell her that to her nasty ass face. You suck cunt!

I don't understand Kabbalah - toys must be spiritually sound but she can sing "Like a Virgin" and gyrate on the stage.

I wonder about her "ethics" . What a frickin' nut job! I said this before while posting, fame and fortune makes people retarded and weird!!

What those kids really want are toy spears to play with and a bucket of fried chicken for dinner.

Can you imagine being this fucking crazy and probably not even knowing it? I'll bet her PA is writing all this shit down for a future book deal.

Geez I cant believe that people actually pay to hear her sing.

As far as the rules go....wow what a bitch!

Seriously what a fruitcake

You know, I read through all that and it seemed pretty reasonable to me.

Except for him having to read the kids the Madonna books at bedtime. That's just cruel and unusual punishment.

@30 LLLTC2

#24 & #27/28:

I second the Happy Meal scenario. Please God, let these kids get some sense of normalcy from their papa's side of the family. And let their grandparents sneak in as much time with them as they want, because they won't be around forever.

Man, she's a royal PITA, isn't she? I wonder how she reacted about the photos -- that have already appeared -- of Guy and the boys?

She really went off the deep end, spiritually. But she's never been known for moderation, so it's no surprise she's so extreme about all this, too.

@30 LLLTC2

@38 - You got that right.

Looks like a great resume for my Surgeon General appointment.

Besides the mandatory Kabbalah (personally, I don't feel like the Kabbalah is for children & that they should choose their own spiritual paths) and jealous-bitch stuff, this is what all parents should do for their children. My future children will *gasp* read books and be fed only the most nutritious food instead of the cancerous "American" diet. I'm considering homeschooling, too, so they will not be exposed to the propaganda in schools, especially when it comes to nutrition.

Wow, that's a crazy list. I mean, I could understand wanting the kids to eat healthy or not being exposed to her music videos, but she does realize she's talking about humans and not robots, right?

You know this miserable cunt will grill those kids once they get back home. Every word they say will be used against Guy to declare him unfit to see them again. Typical vindictive cunt tactics. He may as well let them watch "Body of Evidence" as many times as they want, just so they know exactly what mommy is. Hypocritical snag.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking crazy bitch!

Oh God. If I was one of her kids I would be a cutter. She's a nutjob. I hope Guy takes them out drinking with him and his posse of whore groupies.

Guy Ritchie had a lucky escape. This old hag is clinically insane......

#43 You are fucked up Alex.
My AMERICAN kids already eat healthy and read 2 hours a day. Your school paranoia is nauseating and you shouldnt be allowed to procreate. You fag.

Can her kids access the internet to read about their whore of a mother here on the Superficial?

Many children have allergies to man-made fibers. This could be the case as to why she doesn't want them exposed to them

So basically, her kids aren't allowed to watch or read anything unless it's her crappy book. Wow. What are they supposed to do all day, anyway? Does she want to turn them into vegetables?

Alex = writing from the home office of Madona's publicist.

u guys are so ridiculous!! i dont believe that u guys believe in this crap!!this is all lies.what a fuking joke.they play in every where.with every toys they like.is so ridiculous and u guys are more cause u believe in this.madonna is a very intelligent woman she studies kaballah but her religion is catholic.kabalah is not a religion is a way of life.she does yoga and pilates on kabalah.stop publish this crap of news.talk how great she looks for 50 and how good mother she is.guy is all drunk.he is not a good father.she change the country for him she did everything for him.my god madonna was so stupid cause guy is a pig.a golddigger.madonna u are the best

If I were Guy I would give the kids a steady diet of twinkies, bacon and mountain dew while they wore spandex jumpsuits and played Grand Theft Auto with grandma and grandpa and drank TAP WATER.

There is being a concerned parent, and then there is being an overly controlling dictator. Will these kids become teenagers who fondle their red wristbands and say gee, mommy really loved me a lot, or are they going to tape pictures out of her sex book on the wall and throw darts at them? Time will tell.

#54 SS - Nice job butchering the English language. A grade three education I assume? Typical Madonna fan.

madonna a loser??ahaha ridiculous.madonna is the only winner.she is the best on world business ahe is the most best seller artist of US THIS YEAR she is the most best seller artist of all time.came on .she is perfect.this kind og NEWS ARE SO UNTRUE.she is not like that.if u know her u will find out.u guys want to do bad jornalism so u do it cause that what it is bad news.madonna is a very smart woman,the most smart by the way.madonna never did that,madonna and guy are laughting of u right now.she is the most perfect woman,.she is a goddess.she is so good that she never had a break down on her career.madonna is simply fun .honest,tshon katshor said that madge is the most funniest person that he knows.she is really good in person.

Cheeseburgers, Grand Theft Auto, weed, ring-dings, South Park marathon.

Just do it, Guy.

U = you. Type the extra two fucking letters!!!!!!

u guys really believe in guy??lol.he is drinking cause he can forgette is missus.he love madonna so much i know him ,and madonna feels the same way about him.they are palls.and madonna is not like that.she is very perfectionist in her job but in home she is just so sweet ,a good mother a good wife.i think guy did something to fuck the marriege.madonna is not a freak and she does everything to protect her family.if she was that freak that u guys bekieve ,she wouln t have so much friends and all sayig that she is an amazing person,extremily fun.guy took her from her friends,didnt like gays people ,stop sayin crap about her cause she is a awesome woman and all respect her so much and she is a volcano in stage even sean penn plays with guy.lol."now he can a good director"lol.he never was

this is so unbeliveble that guys spokesman said that is untrue.lol.u guys are crap.really.play like that with ur fuckin mother.u are ridiculous.madonna is the best.britney is a freak and u guys like her.she puts her kids driving in front on car and she cut her hair.she take drugs.lol that is crap woman.madonna never did that.she is a smart lady.very strong.look at her career.she is amazing.one is lkike her.i study her on school.see hoe good she is.madonna is the best damn thing.she is the QUEEN.and her kids love her.and madonna and guy still really great palls.every notice about them are false.their spokesmans said that.

That loony old bitch needs to pull the broomstick out of her ass and let it breathe.

#57/60: please, this is too hard to read. AIDS is a terrible disease and often in the late stages it involves brain infections, causing the type of dementia you clearly exhibit. I'd have more sympathy for you but by the 500th cock you really should have slowed down a little bit. Find a nice hospice, preferably one with a very pleasant environment free of distractions, like, say, the internet.

Madonna's kids are going to go out of control once they leave for college. They will see all Madonna's whore videos and whore book where she was nude in a lot of pics. Her children are going to be so embarrassed. They will become enthralled by Satellite TV and tabloid magazines.

Hey psycho illiterate Madonna fan - we know Madonna better than you do. She was a fucking psycho control freak BITCH with a heart of stone when she was a teenager and nothing has changed. People like that treat their kids as props. Guy should kidnap them for their own sake, before they accidentally see their mom's veiny penis and are traumatized for life.

not a typical madonna fan.but this is really untrue.madonna is not like that. u are not a fan but she is not freaky.britney is freaky and mariah that tried to kill herself.lol.do u think if thats is true the kids were so happy??dont u see her documentary?they were playing with everythink ,i got pictures of them eating ice creams .playing on gardens,etc.and madonna said that they dont read her books just when they came out of course

She forgot to say that Guy shouldn't show the kids pictures of the NYC apartment that she used to hook up with Alex Rodriguez multiple times in the year before the separation.

yeah yeah.madonna is very control with her work that why she keeps her career on top.but in home she is not like that.her friends know it.she has friends very different from each other.pharrell said that they are like brthers and sisters now ,that she is very nice.justin the same and all her friends said that.she is demi moore boyfriend said that she is the most honnest person that he knows and the most nice person that he knows she is very given.she is not like that.u guys are a nerd.guy loved her.she changed a lot for him and he was so selfish she became more sweet and he became more drunk and a huge liar.she is not A-ROD, ife she was ,what the hell his ex wife was doing on madonna show in ny??

about Madonna...

"A thimble of talent thrown into an ocean of ambition." - Mick Jagger

madonna is amazing.she is not a freak,she is a hard worker.she made a huge fortune ,she was a bitchy but she is not like that anymore.she changed when she became a mother.she is very sweet with her kids .and gwneth paltrow said that her kids are very educated and they study classic music class and they speak other language.they are very cute.madonna took them personally to their coleege not guy.guy never did a shit.madonna wake ups at 7 in the morning for give the kids the breakfast not guy.he prefers going back to sleep.

yeah madona was very ambition but if shes not how she get that career.madonna is a good person.she can be ambition and a good person.she gives a lot of money for people in need,for malawi,she is builting a hospital a universaty a college in malawi.everything that they dont have.she is very amazibg person.very given like atshon katshor said. britney said that she is very sweet and helped her a lt.madonna never take any drugs,madonna worlds otur is all sold out,no one is like her.she is the queen.madonna speeks to her fans on streets,she spoke to me.give me an aautograph, other stars dont talk to anyone.she talks and she is so amazing.really ,

Madonna proved that you can be an average singer and sell music based on exploiting your sexuality. Madonna had all the freedom growing up and she does not allow her children to enjoy the same freedom. Madonna's children are going to get out of control once they leave home. The American people have proved once again they have bad taste in music by buying Madonn'a CDs and going to her concerts.

--Upon returning the children safely to Madonna, Guy will have his testicles returned to him, which are being kept safely in a jar in Madonna's nightstand.

Speaking of dudes named Guy and hags holding their nuts in a jar..............GUY HOLLY!!!

Some of you Madonna fans would be a lot more persuasive if you could first master writing in English before you attempt to testify on her behalf. Jesus, I've seen better writing from Britney Spears, and she's officially retarded.

Madonna is fucking crazy, but we kinda knew that already, right? There is no crazy like conversion crazy. You show me someone who was raised one religion and then converted (usually in adulthood) to another religion, and I'll show you a Grade A nutcase. I feel bad for her kids and hope Guy Ritchie violates all her dipshit rules with gusto so that they have at least one sane, reasonable adult role model. I love especially how she jumped on every penis she could in her younger days and that was a selling point for her image, and had no problem with fucking around on her husband with a married dude, but her poor kids can't watch TV because it's a bad influence (I assume that's the "reasoning" behind that)? She's such an inspiration.

I used to not mind Madonna's oddnesses, but imposing it on children and trying to control her ex-husband's actions to this extent is extreme assholery. Die in a fire, Madonna.

And the Jews thank you for co-opting their religious tradition and making everyone associate it with flaming crazy.

I thought Madonna was a control freak before, but Jesus! (no offense to the real Jesus).

Guy Ritchie should have status as a prisoner of war for living with this insane bitch for all those years.

madonna is not avfeak.how old are u guys for believe in this crap??what u think that if it was true it will apear on net??madonna is not like that. everyone are sayin that is untrue even guy ritchie.GUY IS THE ONLY GUILTY HE IS A DRUNK.JUST A DRUNK.BASTER. MADONNA NEVER DID RIDICULOUS FIGURES.MADONNA IS A STRONG AND POWERFULL WOMAN

Hello

I can tell you this for sure, all these requirements posted in this website are lies!! She did not make no such demands, I know she didn't. I wish people would stop speaking so many untruths about her.

^^ Anastasia, before someone beats me to it.

Fuck you.

Definitely, Guy should include Madonna's Sex book in the kids' reading curriculum.

MADONNA IS AN AMAZING MOTHER. she is not a freak.freak are u guys that believed in this crap.even guy dismiss this.their kids suffer with this.they ask for not torture their family on this moment.guy said that he respects madonna and he is very proud of her..a week before the split he said that madonna has the most amazing body.lol.ya she is very hot.she is very control on her work,not in home.kids go out with lolas father ,lola went alone to avril lavigne show in london this year dont u remenber????look at madonnas life and see that she is not like that.she let the kids do everything

yeah anastacia.this is untrue.guy said so.love madonna.madonna never said that.she is not a freak ,she is an amazing person.ppharrell said that she is a lot of fun and she is like a sister to him

what a nutcase!

love madonna .MARRY ME BABY.I WILL FUCK U EVRY NIGHT.GUY SAD
ID TO A PALL THAT SHE IS A BOMB ON BED

MADONNA U RULE THIS WORLD.DONT BELIEVE GUYS ON THIS BLOG.THIS COMMENTS ARE UNTRUE.BELIEVE ME .GUY DISMISS IT ON A NEWSPAPER

MARRY ME m

To all you "women" that ever thought Mandonna was cool, F YOU! I have always said Madonna epitomizes the woman that all men hate. She is arrogant, thinks she is smart, thinks she is talented and cool. She isn't.

She doesn't show women how to be self sufficient, she shows women how to fall apart, break marriages and destroy themselves. She shows women how to lose all identity of being feminine and a woman.

Have you seen how much plastic surgery she has had? Her overly contrived sexuality that is obnoxious and rude? She is no lady, she is no man, she is nothing.

Anyone that is pro Mandonna should be shot.

81---Fabio? Cannavaro? *faints*

To the loser who keeps writing comments about how great madge is then writes another comment under a different name agreeing with the previous comment stop it.

If you're going to do that be smarter about it.
Write one comment in perfect English then the reply in bastardised american.

Or one in an intelligible way and a reply using street slang.

Mix it up a little.

"Many children have allergies to man-made fibers. This could be the case as to why she doesn't want them exposed to them"

True but he's the father. If thats the case then he knows.

I don't believe this story for a second but if it's true it still isn't enough for him to get even 50/50 custody in the UK.
She is getting divorced in England yet she's moving back to America. Did no-one wonder why? Look up fathers rights in the UK, she clearly has.

Talentless hack. And a bitch to boot.... whod'a thunk it?

It'll be an interesting day when these kids find out that there mother is a self aggrandizing whore.

What "Madonna" needs to do, is have her own satellite custom-made and launched, let's name it the U.R.A.Cunt, with a lens capable of viewing her children in a radius of 7 feet anywhere on Earth, and a high-powered laser to fire-and-melt Richie, photographers, people who man-make fibers, glasses of water that are currently unblessed, or anything else unholy, on command, instantly.

How long before there's a blessed-air requirement too, Esther?

I am not sure I believe this list to be genuine.

If I received it, it would go straight in the bin. My children. My house. My rules.

I think the only way you can love your children is to allow them to grow as people, make their own choices, and delight in their individuality.

If you want to train a police dog, on the other hand......

Ladies and gentleman, behold the making of a couple of serial killers--in about 5 years we will be reading about these kids torturing small animals and rubbing themselves in toothpaste.

It's not funny or cool to joke about the Holocaust, especially on Nov 11. Small brained idiot

Does Guy have visitation rights for his testicles too?

Never mind--anyone who would have put up with this controlling nag for as long as he did obviously didn't have a set to begin with. Better for him to call Rent-A-Nut™.

What a dumb cunt.

This dumb bitch said all that crap about Sarah Palin... Hahahahaha you wrinkled OLD HAG you get what you deserve. I hope your kids HATE YOU you are the most retched creature on this planet. I hope GUY gets SOLE custody.
Thank God Guy is free of you psychotic grasp.
Your music sucks too!!!

lol!

Rent-A-Nut lol!

This is more like a checklist of rules Guy will break.

I love how she backs all this religious nonsense yet is the biggest skank in the world. How can she promote her religion while performaing in whore outfits (not that I'm complaining about the outfits).

I understand organic foods and staying away from many television programs. The rest of the list makes me feel awful bad for Guy :( The sad thing is that people in my family would call me crazy and compare me to Madonna because I only eat organic foods and I don't accept or buy anything that is made in China.

Lola, you sound just like madonna.

Lola RICHIE? You're not related are you?

perdonally, i cant stand the c~nt.
thats said, doesn't this sniff of BS. the boys? though she had a girl and a boy?

Two boys with madge and a girl from a previous relationship.

She has 2 boys, 1 she had with Ritchie, the other one she adopted from some country in Africa (Malawi? can't remember). The oldest kid is Lourdes, whose biological dad is some Cuban guy. Guess she won't be allowed to visit her stepfather, poor thing. She's stuck with that nightmarish old bitch at least until she's old enough to run far away, hopefully to join the Republican Party and wear polyester.

Yes, I'm ashamed I know that much about Madonna's familial relations.

And I believe every word of this report. It sounds exactly like something a control freak like Madonna would try to impose. But unless it's all part of an official custody agreement (unless UK law differs dramatically from US law), it's not enforceable.

Please, could someone in London who drives a double decker bus "accidentally" run over Madonna when she's crossing the street and spare her poor children a life of nothing but religious bullshit and crappy food?

Madonna has two sons - Rocco and David Banda. I'm sure it's a grave concern to Madge the Vaj that David, who just turned three, might start flirting with Guy's female friends. Who when they read this story will offer him every kind of sex he wants. Guy I mean, not David B.

Isn't there some Kabbulah Island Madonna can go and live on?

Please.

Can we make one up?

The only one I agree with is not talking about the separation. Other than that, fuck Madonna and her whack rules.

Who can actually be a parent (and have fun with their kids) when they're trying to follow bizarre rules like these?

This "Kabballah" she's practising is a cult and has absolutely nothing to do with real judaism.

So she doesn't want the kids meeting any new friends of Guys, especially female friends yet she's been pictured running of for secret rendezvous while the kids I guess were with her.

Whos to say that the biggest reason she's sent the kids to him is so she can keep up those meets and not have to worry about child care.

Wouldn't surprise me.

Guy should be thankful of the affair because she seems like the kind of ex-wife that would deliberately keep the kids from ever seeing their Father out of spite unless it suits her.

If this affair stops and Guy doesn't get custody (in the UK he won't) then he can expect to see them a lot less.

Ppppfffffffffffffffffft. Like any of that shit is true.

Madonna will be around long after all of us are dead. she is Xenu. DAH.

I cannot believe you people think this shit is true. She's boring and a control freak, but these rules are just too awesome to be true. Since when has she been around anything awesome?

Madonna will be around long after all of us are dead. she is Xenu. DAH.

#94, Too soon?

I liked her better when she was sucking cock at the FunHouse all those years ago.

You know how I know this stuff is fake? Because it was posted in the Daily Mail. The Mail is one of the shittiest papers in England, like an even sleazier, tabloidier version of the NY Post. The people that read that paper are the British equivalent of redneck, right-wing Middle Americans. Yes, we all know Madonna is a total control freak, and so does she, but this "list" is pure bullshit. The Daily Mail is never right.

Two words for this hypocritical botoxed nutcase:

Dennis Rodman

Wow - what a bitch. She's putting hem on her own obsessive vegetarian diet and preventing them from learning about the world. And the religious water - just stupid. I loved her Confessions tour and I always defend her when people insult her looks - but shit, what a haggish freak. She's more of a control freak to her children than the most conservative evangelicals in the south.

Wow, this woman is a complete lunatic! And so is Guy Ritchie if he obeys this list of lunacy. They are his kids, too (well at least he helped to raise them). I hope he has his own set of normal rules or else I have zero respect for him as a man. This is nuts! I'm officially disgusted with Madonna.

Guy should send those rules back to her with a giant shit stain smeared all over from him wiping his ass on it.... along with a video of him and his kids throwing back some cold beers at a Hooters while watching WWF on the big screen...............

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her kids will become hitler

i really dont think all of that is true

This stuff is TomCruise-MichaelJackson crazy...heheh.

It's a bit of a tell that they use the deliberately vague phrase "is said to have issued," yet ten proceed to print a very precise, detailed set of rules. The other thing is that this looks a list that a control-freak parent would provide to a new nanny, not the man she had just spent the last several years raising these kids with - again, there's just way too much detail that he would logically already know.

Wow. What a paranoid & over-controlling bitch! Guy is probably thanking God for getting him out of that hell & I pray for those children. They're gonna grow up so f'd up w/ those types of restrictions it's not even funny.
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Hey Madonna, just FYI, no TV, DVD or newspapers is the way they treat inmates at maximum security prisons.
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You can't hide the world from your kids. It will do more harm than you can imagine.

#119
we don't have Hooters in England in that video he should be at Stringfellows

So does that mean all the ridiculous shit she wears on stage are all made of natural fibers? Practice what you preach lady. And let your kids catch a cold once in a while, it's good for them.

THis seems too ridiculous to be real. Maybe it was leaked or made up to make Madonna look bad or worse than she does now.

... and I thought my husbands ex was a controlling Narcissistic Bitch! What was I thinking?

"So, basically Guy Ritchie has to carry his kids in a shoebox full of Kashi and Madonna books." totally made me snort.

fucking bitch, how can se be such a whore and try to pretend she's a good mom?
she used to eat from the trash and now she doesn't drink water form the sink

poor kids are gonna go crazy when they realize the real world, or their bitch mom. at least david is adopted

LOL Madonna is the worse...not Britney Spears bad but she's right up there. Oh my goodness, her children will so rebel. Can't wait!

60 million doesn't buy much these days.