Nov 5 2008Kim Kardashian surprisingly confident about squeezing into a voting booth

Wow i can see that ass from the front!! how nice is that....

It is quite wonderful Rough Daddy

When will this site be funny again?

Oh man! I am cracking up so hard, Superficial Writer is on fire today, this one and the Jen/John, Katie/Tom posts are killing me! Awesome.

She's voting for a man who will appreciate that ass. Obama's going to appoint her Secretary of Ass.

I get it Fish -- "arse" enal. Ha, ha, ha.

What? No ass shot?

If I saw her in the voting booth I would have dropped my pants and got in there with her. Looking at those motherfucking jeans!!!!! Ah, man that puink Reggie Bush doesnt deserve it.

Fish you are too much!!!!!!!!!!

What's with the old mom jeans. That outfit adds 15 years and 4 kids to her figure. What a MILF!!!

Damn, looking good.....

.

She's a nobody with a fat ass. Who the phuck cares?

That ass scares me.... could you imagine her sitting on your face? She's probably killed a couple of guys like that.

RUN AWAY! Quick, the freak with the giant ass is coming....

why wouldnt a paparazzi guy get pictures from behind.. like anyone cares what she looks like from the front.. but not one ass shot... begs the question whether these are all bargained agreements.. i'll tell you where i go just dont shoot my ass..

still think she's hot.

She has big hips for such a short person and a huge square ass too. If Kim was 5 inches or more taller then it would not look so bad. Poor misguided worthless no talent media whore. She is only going to get fatter and older and desperate.

I have the same jeans because I am chunky like Kim and they have great built in stomach and butt support. I love the wide legs so my big thighs don't feel squeezed.

#13

lol!

The only reason I am interested in Kim is because I want to see what type of butt girdle she is wearing. Her big fat loose butt keeps on changing depending on the girdle she wears and it is very amusing. Post her big fat loose butt for a short chick or don't post at all. Thanks.

lol @ surfette yea i doubt obama would appoint her, since her ass is a combo of ass injections and severe anal traffick. besides it seems he is happy with michelle, a REAL woman with REAL intelligence integrity and most key: A REAL ASS THAT IS ALL NATURAL.... sorry tough break barbies, this guy isnt falling for the "BLACK MAN'S KRYPTONITE" . REAL WOMAN ARE WITH REAL MEN..... trust me kim picked the right man for her, easy to manipulate.... i just hope reggie gets a prenup

Smelly hairy gypsy whore..

butterbutt..

Fish, I think it's time for change!!

She's got a body made for fucking, that's for sure.

I love that ASS! Amazing.

Check out my blog : http://muchbetterthanworking.blogspot.com

Wow! She looks amazing.

Are this dumb bitches 15 minutes almost up yet?

TS, useless, talentless, waste of spaces never disappear. Only the good die young. It's called IRONY..

Looking super foxy

@12 - Yes. And I'd force feed her Taco Bell beforehand...

she's hot.

but i dont like those pants :(

This is 100% woman, ladies and gentleman.

Lots to grab hold onto and ride.

I would eat that ass for hours.

WARNING!!!
I heard rumors from a quite reliable source that she is seeking hot guys
@___ M a t c h R i c h.C o M___the wealthy and the beauty mingle. Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun? who knows!

Shes gorgeous. Like a 1950s pin up girl.

she looks good.....damn good. Matchrich.com is full of viruses, stay away if you value your computer

I liked her better before the butt implants. Now her ass is kind of scary.

She's getting a cunt gut.

#30

The classic Marilyn Monroe natural figure without breast implants was 35-22-35 and Kim's figure with breast implants are 36-28-40. There is no way a pear shaped body like Kim is considered classic pin up, but you are probably fat like Kim and it makes you feel better about yourself.

Watch out honey Obama is coming for your money!

her ass isnt implanted lol.. just watch that video she made and you can see it all right there....

Yeah, she' s a pin-up all right, a pin-up of a COW, but a pin-up nonetheless.

When will this no talent piss skank just go away?

God I wish I had her body... Say what you want, the woman is freaking sexy. That being said, she's still a talentless whore though

Picture #5 shows what is called "daylight". It's the shine of light right at the crotch that indicates a good figure. Or, in Kim's case, an incredible figure. DAMN!!!

#38, agreed.

I am short like Kim and I am relieved that I do not have Kim's chunky body. I have a nice tight fit body because I eat in moderation and exercise regularly.

My grandma had a shape like Kim before she died, so everytime I see Kim I think about my beloved grandma. My grandma had 5 kids and loved to cook and eat too.

her ass is implanted. but good for her to rock her shape out like she does.

That fat lard-ass will burst the seams of those jeans. I mean denim and thread can only hold back the weight of flapjack lard for so long. Those jeans are probably in the trash now unless she had a seamstress add numerous seams to strengthen them. That bitch is allergic to gymnasiums and anything that involves physical work and effort.

Lazy, worthless, shiftless, no marketable skills, no talent, no initiative, can't sing or dance, can't tell jokes. She's basically a future welfare recipient unless there is some need for urine drinkers in an Obama administration.

Fuckin bitch is absolutely worthless because of her abject laziness, ignorance and stupidity.

She voted for Prop 5: Buttpads for all.

Damn she has big hips/big butt for a short chick.

I think you look fab, Kim... but then I like T&A cause I like girls.

you know, you shallow pricks in LA are the reason for the twisted view about what is considered fat- she is NOT fat; she's fucking gorgeous and i'm sick of retarded fucks like you deciding how women should look according to your pathetic little opinion.

fuck off, superficial writers

I bet Kim is extremely delusional thinking people are jealous of her when she reads negative comments about herself. You would think all the free time she has that she would be able to exercise regularly and eat right, but instead she looks fat, dumpy, and soft.

#47

I am tired of fat Americans like you trying to make excuses for other fat people like Kim. Being 30 pounds or more overweight like Kim is not healthy and can lead to health problems like diabetes, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol. Fat Americans like Kim need to start practicing a healthy life style by eating in moderation and exercising regularly. Being skinny is not healthy either and being fit is healthy. Keep up the great job Sperficial writers!

She may be dumb as a door and futile as hell, but so freaking hot...

#50

Yeah I have a fat ass fetish too. I don't care if the fat ass is loose like Kim's because it's all good!

Ok I am sorry but why is her black lacy bra showing I mean usually when I go to things like voting , lunch , I try to NOT be showing the goods esp my underwear!!

people it is not normal or ok to be flashing your bra in the middle of the day nor is it ok to flash it while doing things like voting. Get real

Is this a california thing or is this I am an attention you know what thing?

Oh my God, she turns me ON! I love her

100% Skank!

"Do these jeans make my boobs look big?"

This bitch is got a fat ass

This bitch is got a fat ass

you want meat?
........................YOU GOT MEAT!!!!!!

ROFL
That article heading is Classic!

If she doesn't have a great shape for someone five foot two, WHO DOES??? Seriously, who? She has a great body and no amount of calling her fat will change it. For what she is, her body is banging. She's a midget with a banging body. She might be fat in a few years, but she ain't right now.

This post is horrible.

Please get some new writers, seriously

No ass shots? What the hell? That cameraman sucks.

yeah she is beautiful and sexual , i love her very much , and i have seen some more hot videoes and sexual pics about her on www.bigbisexual.com , yeah that's really great ..

Reggie Bush is a f*****g a**hole. Will die poor if he marries the girl Ray-J of all people peed on. Disgusting b*tch.

vieve from Utah needs to lose 50 lbs!

That arse would punish me, terrible big. You could do it now but imagine as soon as she put a bit of beef on it would explode...
what is guys obsessions with massive arses, i can't figure it out.

I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once
Ass so fat that you could see it from the front
She spot me like paparazzi; shot me a glance
in that catwoman stance with the fat booty pants, Hot damn!

Ms. Fat Booty by Mos Def ~1999

I am the same height as Kim and I have a small tight shapely ass. I am very glad my parents taught me good eating habits and I learned the importance of exercise at school.

As I've said, I've given it some serious thought and do believe it's physically possible to buttfuck Kim Kardashian. First she'd have to bend over a heavy sofa or table, then grasp the panties on the left side and draw them down as far as possible taking care not to get your hand caught between the skin and elastic. Next, walk around to her right side and repeat the same action, drawing the panties down as far as possible. Now repeat this process until one ass cheek is fully exposed. Before exposing the other side, take your duct tape, stick the leading edge to a long handled, flat bladed instrument such as a fly swatter. Press this as far into the exposed crack as possible and using a jerking motion, affix the tape to the inside face of the exposed ass cheek. Now PULL. Draw the cheek open. Don't worry, she won't even feel it. Just pull for your life and when you get this side open, throw a couple wraps around her leg (you may need an assistant.) Once you've got one side open the next is a little easier. Lower the panties on the other side to expose the other cheek and repeat the procedure. When you're done, take a step back to admire your handiwork. You should be able to see her asshole in there somewhere now. Tell Kim she's hot but try not to laugh. This will calm her down. If she gets agitated it's possible one of her ass cheeks could flinch and break the leg it's attached to. When you're sure she's calm, pour a liberal amount of KY down the valley between her cheeks and wait for it to soak in. This will take less than five minutes. Finally you want to liberally smear your cock with a long-acting lubricant such as that engine oil with the teflon beads in it. That stuff will ruin your engine but it's just the right thing for buttfucking Kim. Don't spare the stuff either. Pour some into her crack too. Then just step in behind her and shove your cock in her ass. Due to the depths involved you will not be able to get the entire shaft inside but you should be able to penetrate far enough to enjoy yourself. Encourage her not to talk by telling her you've got a few old birthday cakes in the kitchen and don't know what to do with them. This will get her drooling and her mouth will get too wet to speak. After you blow your load in her ass, make sure to remove your cock slowy. Exiting too rapidly after long exposure to such crushing depths can create nitrogen bubbles in your blood that can cause crippling pain and even death. After you're done and before you leave you should release her asscheeks. The process is slightly dangerous though so take care and do it right. Standing well to one side and at arms length, use a sharp knife to cut the duct tape at the point where it approaches the hip. You will not have to make the entire cut. Eventually the cut you make will shred apart and the tape will let go with a furious snap. Watch out for the live end of it or you'll be going home with a good bruise. Wait till the first cheek stops moving before walking around to the other side. Now you want to cut this side the same way you did the other but be ready to clap your hands over your ears. What's going to happen is once released this cheek is going to slap into the other and create a pressure wave capable of rupturing your eardrums. After both cheeks are free so are you. Congratulations, you fucked Kim Kardashian in the ass and lived to tell the tale!

I Wouldn't Touch it With a Ten Foot Pole.

WHO F'ING CARES about ANY Kardashian???????

I take my comment back about "I'd rather see Obama in the White House than see another picture of this fat bitch"

damn she is a fine ass woman.

but seriously.

she is a fine ASS woman.

Kim K?--I thought that was Chyna.

saddlebags