Nov 5 2008Katie Holmes under pressure to produce an heir for Tom Cruise
Okay, sure, America's elected its first black president, but more importantly, when is Katie Holmes going to get off her ass and get pregnant again? And would it kill her to make it a boy? Ok! Magazine reports:
In the December issue of Glamour, the star of the upcoming Australia explains that Connor, her teenage son with Tom, is still hoping for a brother. “[He] would like one of us to have a boy,” she confesses. “He wants that boy. Katie?”
“At 41, Nicole knows she’s not likely to have another baby,” a friend of the actress tells OK!. “It’s obviously up to the much younger Katie to give Connor that baby brother.”
And the Cruises are more than ready to welcome a new child into their lives.
“Katie and Tom very much want another baby,” a friend of the couple tells OK!. “There may be no better time than now for Katie to get pregnant again and absolutely nothing would make Tom happier."
If nothing would make Tom Cruise happier than another child, I don't see what the hold up is. There's two simple solutions here: Either 1. Tom needs to stop hiding under a thimble whenever there's a vagina in the room. Or 2. Tom needs to ride the sperm in and personally deliver it to the egg himself. As for arranging the gender of the baby, may Xenu's will be done. (That said, if you build a multimillion dollar Scientology gym with a Juice Bar, he'll think about it.)
Photo: OK! Magazine
Reader Comments
1. Que - November 5, 2008 10:31 AM
Que dang!
2. Aikon - November 5, 2008 10:37 AM
Really, not sure about that! is she having baby-frantic now?
All my friends on " A g e l e s s m a t e . c o m " would kill to have Cruise!!haha, anyways, hope the couple happy and last!!
3. Narcissist - November 5, 2008 10:37 AM
He should use the power of his super advanced Scientologist mind to make things the way he wants them to be.
4. Jimbo - November 5, 2008 10:38 AM
Where is Katie going to get the sperm to get pregnant?
5. dork - November 5, 2008 10:38 AM
I'd love for her to sire my flock! I'd make a kingdom of Scientologists. Yeah, I would.
6. Jimbo - November 5, 2008 10:39 AM
TCLTC!!
7. Gar - November 5, 2008 10:41 AM
They've let them copulate again ????
@2: at some point you gonna stop posting your *beep*
8. lori - November 5, 2008 10:44 AM
Wow, that is the first time I have seen that childs feet on the ground. She is always being held and always crying it seems
9. lori - November 5, 2008 10:44 AM
Wow, that is the first time I have seen that childs feet on the ground. She is always being held and always crying it seems
10. How does it work? - November 5, 2008 10:54 AM
I thought Katie was the new boy of the family.
11. p0nk - November 5, 2008 11:07 AM
TCLTC
12. havoc - November 5, 2008 11:27 AM
Did L. Ron Hubbard approve any of this?
You know, before his transformational exit by Xenu.....
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13. King Monkey - November 5, 2008 11:31 AM
Meh ... Fuck her
She knew what that bat-shit whack-job was all about before ever marrying the toad. Why is now any different ?
P.S.
Fucktard links need to go
14. farty_mcshitface - November 5, 2008 11:32 AM
ok fish, we get it. you have a tiny little tent in your pants for obama. enough of this shit about him being black. i don't give a fuck. the dude is going to be a disaster on a scale that will leave this already crappy economy in a full blown depression. he will be even worse than jimmy carter was. when this shitty little excuse for a leader is voted out in 4 years, he will have left the country in the same condition carter left it. double digit unemployment and inflation. the only time that happend before was the great depression.
and for those fuckers out there who think i'm just a bitter republican, i didn't vote for mccain either. choosing between him and obama was like choosing between a turd sandwich and cup a of diarrhea soup.
until this country get a 3rd party candidate, we will get stuck with 2 shitty candidates instead a much better 3. it's more fun with 3, more to make fun of.
15. Teef - November 5, 2008 11:36 AM
Who said those things you've quoted from OK Magazine? "The star of the upcoming Australia" ...Australia is a country, it's not exactly upcoming. Unless there's some movie called Australia coming out soon ???
A little clarity wouldn't go a miss, at least add Nicole Kidman to the list of keywords instead of making me visit that vapid OK! site again.
I weep because of this...
16. Dirk the Magnanomous - November 5, 2008 11:45 AM
This will never work until Tom learns how to get it up for vagina.
Sadly, he only gets it up when he dresses K up as a boy and shoves it up her ass. That is his fantasy. I assume Suri was just a lucky drip from the ass to the vagina.
Can he get lucky twice?!?!?!? Curious minds want to know...
17. havoc - November 5, 2008 11:48 AM
There's a movie called Australia coming out...
LMFAO....
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18. ali - November 5, 2008 11:58 AM
that is the cutest kid in hollywood. i love suri. :D
19. AteIsEnough - November 5, 2008 12:03 PM
@14: You mean he'll leave it just about as it is now?
20. Tinfoil Raccoon - November 5, 2008 12:19 PM
I'm a little disturbed at how man-ish Katie Holmes looks in that pic on the cover. What in the hell has Tom done to her? Remember when she used to look like a girl? Long hair, feminine clothes? Then she even had that short bob for awhile and was rocking the glam dresses and heels, kind of looking like she was emulating Posh. So....what happened?? Recently there was this disturbing pic showing Tom and Katie from behind and you couldn't tell which one was which. Katie now has a short brown boy's 'do, like Tom, and both were wearing suits in that photo. Then there's all the other photos where she's wearing Tom's jeans and white button down mens shirts with her short boy's hair. If Tom wanted to be married to a guy, then just be honest and go for a guy. Don't take a girl and sloooooooowly, step by step, turn her into a dude, complete with suit. gross. Mind control. It's like she's not even in control of anything that happens to her anymore. She just lets Tom dress her like a dude and probably doesn't even know what's going on around her.
21. Parker - November 5, 2008 12:39 PM
Take it from someone who knows, he can't get her pregnant cause that's not possible when you're only having anal sex with a woman. I try to get women pregnant all the time but they're like, that's the wrong hole, you have to put it in the other on up front and I'm like, no way bitch, anal only for you.
22. lola - November 5, 2008 12:44 PM
"Recently there was this disturbing pic showing Tom and Katie from behind and you couldn't tell which one was which. "
well it's quite easy, tinfoil raccoon. Katie is always the taller of 'em two.
23. michy - November 5, 2008 12:50 PM
HER PARENTS ARE ASSHOLES,BUT SHE IS REALLY A BEUTIFUL BABY!
24. cavy - November 5, 2008 12:51 PM
I'm so over Tomkat....I'm commenting on the other story on the cover - I disagree that Robert Pattinson is "the Sexiest Vampire Ever"....my vote is for Gerard Butler!
On another note - YAY for President Obama!!!! I couldn't be happier!!!!
25. Matthew - November 5, 2008 3:05 PM
free katie and TCLTC
26. stormybroad - November 5, 2008 4:08 PM
Yeah well they gotta run it by Xenu first
27. britney's weave - November 5, 2008 7:17 PM
alien babies are sooo cute.
28. britboysarehot - November 5, 2008 10:24 PM
TCLTC...
29. britboysarehot - November 5, 2008 10:24 PM
TCLTC...
30. britboysarehot - November 5, 2008 10:24 PM
TCLTC...
31. gerard Vandenberg - November 6, 2008 12:17 AM
DAMN, that kid is indeed ugly.
She is "DRESSED UP" american?
DESTINED TO FAIL, folks!!
32. can i say - November 6, 2008 1:20 AM
Why is that kid never dressed in anything that looks remotely comfortable or warm? Those shoes don't look comfortable at all. What's the point of giving a little baby blisters? And red nails on a toddler?
Another reason to miss Heath Ledger: in every picture of him with his kid, he dressed his kid in warm comfortable clothes. Hell, even Gwen Stefani, whose infant has a mohawk, is saner than the Cruises.
33. bec - November 6, 2008 1:23 AM
suri's eye is messed up
34. Ananana - November 6, 2008 5:40 AM
PRAISE XENU! What a cute kid!
35. 1moreidiotintheworld - November 6, 2008 6:30 AM
When is the mother ship coming back for those fucking whack jobs???? Tom could quit acting like a fag and impregnate his wife for a son, but he will probably opt for hatching one out of a large green pod anyway, just like Suri.......
36. farty_mcshitface - November 6, 2008 10:49 AM
#21 parker- that was some good funny shit there!!! keep packing it in!!!!!!
you just gotta make sure she knows that you are in charge and that she just better get used to taking it up the ol' shit-pit.
37. stevie dawn - November 6, 2008 7:37 PM
you guys are fuck-tards
38. stevie dawnt - November 6, 2008 7:41 PM
total fuck-tards