Karolina Kurkova doesn't have a belly button
Man, British people are smart. The folks over at BBC News made a startling discovery over the weekend: Karolina Kurkova doesn't have a belly button. Wait. Women have belly buttons? When did that happen?:
Its absence was noticed this week when the 24-year-old graced a US catwalk for lingerie giant Victoria Secret. While most of us have an "outie" or an "innie", Ms Kurkova has a smooth indentation (although sometimes a tummy button is airbrushed onto her photos in post-production).
Ms Kurkova has not spoken publicly about how she came to have a smooth navel, and all her agent will say is "she's not an alien".
Of course, this news would be startling if I didn't just make a fascinating discovery of my own: Karolina Kurkova - has a face. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!
That's how you report, my friends. That's how you report.

Reader Comments
1. Inny - November 20, 2008 2:10 PM
I suspect she had an outy belly button and got it removed because they look weird, but so does not having a belly button.
2. Teddy - November 20, 2008 2:11 PM
who cares... check out those camel toes...
3. Hugh - November 20, 2008 2:14 PM
Hey wait... if there's not button, where's my penis suppose to go?
4. Max Planck - November 20, 2008 2:15 PM
...not of woman born?
5. ChuckleHead - November 20, 2008 2:19 PM
Karolina Kurkova seems to be an Alien Life Form.
6. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 2:21 PM
Big deal, whats next? theyre going to berate her cause she have a mangle meat curtain...
7. superstar - November 20, 2008 2:22 PM
wtf??!!
8. niiiiice!!! - November 20, 2008 2:22 PM
God, the camel toe in enlarged picture is glorious. I'm gonna be spanking the monkey tonight!
9. le fag - November 20, 2008 2:25 PM
I would totally do her brother, Kyle XY
10. Parker - November 20, 2008 2:29 PM
I would still fuck her butt deeply and lovingly but i'd prefer to fuck ass of the girl on her right given a choice. The one on the left is prettiest but she looks like a bag of bones.
11. adriana lima's pussc - November 20, 2008 2:32 PM
who cares you need to post more pics of adriana lima!!
12. Jen - November 20, 2008 2:33 PM
She can have a bellybutton placed there by surgery, but i think it looks kinda cool without one.
13. Mal - November 20, 2008 2:34 PM
Nobody else is noticing the model on the far right, the one that just had a baby, her stomach is allll shredded. Looks like a chicken breast cooked too long on one side.
14. MANNESTER - November 20, 2008 2:35 PM
my cousin has a (lack of) belly button like her because she was born with her intestines in a sac outside her body. its a birth defect but its easily fixed by putting then back inside and stitching up the little hole where the umbilical cord was attached. it leaves a small smooth patch/scar just like that.
she's still hot as hell though (Karolina Kurkova, that is)!
15. Jimbo - November 20, 2008 2:36 PM
Who cares about the belly button, she has camel toe..
16. ella - November 20, 2008 2:45 PM
@ Mal - yeah, it looks like a bad airbrush tan. that's what they look like after a few days when they start to wash off.
17. Steve K - November 20, 2008 2:47 PM
Hasnt ANYONE noticed, that the girl at her right is staring down at karolina's belly button? How do you think everyone found out???
18. Harry Doyle - November 20, 2008 2:49 PM
Isn't that Miranda Kerr not Adriana Lima to the right??????????
either way, I'm spent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. hey at least she doesn't get belly button lint - November 20, 2008 2:50 PM
#10. Did you get your lefts and rights mixed up or do we just have the exact opposite view? The blonde on the left iis manly looking and no bag of bones she has muscle, her face is pretty but plain. The hottest girl is the one on the right with the long brown hair and I can see why someone would call her a bag of bones since she has no fat or muscle, but her body is pretty perfect IMO and so is her face(except for the cleft chin and her torso is a little long). She still way hotter than the others. Karolina Kurkova never had a pretty face so this just adds to it, she's always been the least pretty VS model and I still maintain she may once have been called Peter, you know just like the other VS model Steve, I mean Gisele.
As forr Allessandra she has always been fugly and trannyish to me and now her belly is freakish looking, like she read somewhere (correction someone read to her) that being tanned made you look slimmer so she didn't put any sunscreen on her belly and burned it badly.
Those runway pics were fucking fugly their skin and weird shaped boddies were just nasty, very few Supermodels are in any way worthy of that title.
20. lol - November 20, 2008 2:51 PM
lol Steve yeah she's like wtf and keeping distance
21. veggi - November 20, 2008 2:52 PM
I had a boyfriend with a penis like that.
22. Deacon Jones - November 20, 2008 2:53 PM
Fucklist order (left to right)
#1,3,4, and 2. And #3 has to cry the entire time, repeating "Daddy, it hurtsss"
23. JJ - November 20, 2008 2:53 PM
F*ck the belly button, what a great set of meat knuckles between her legs!
24. P Gordon Shitdick - November 20, 2008 2:57 PM
OMG! Check out how blue that water is!
25. spamfighter - November 20, 2008 2:57 PM
#8
> God, the camel toe in enlarged picture is glorious. I'm gonna be spanking
> the monkey tonight!
thanks for the suggestion. I hadn't thought of that.
26. joe camel - November 20, 2008 3:08 PM
CAMEL TOE!!!!!
27. Fernanado Narcos - November 20, 2008 3:11 PM
You know who else didn't have a belly button?
Hitler,that's who!
Oh,wait,that was a left nut.He didn't have a left nut.
Never mind.
28. j0ake - November 20, 2008 3:14 PM
I think KK's camel toe has a nice size, while the blonde on the left has a funny tiny one..
29. Doc Holiday - November 20, 2008 3:16 PM
When you get a "tummy tuck" the surgeon removes your belly button and replaces it with an indentation like that. WOW at 24 years old she's already been cut. Wonder if she had a kid or just rolly polly?
30. bar room hero - November 20, 2008 3:21 PM
belly button or not, the bar room hero would hit that hard!
31. Tom - November 20, 2008 3:21 PM
That is some SERIOUSLY beautiful cameltoe!!! Makin me hungry!!
32. Doggy Style - November 20, 2008 3:24 PM
you guys are retarded, I don't see anything but camel toes! wheres the blue water? the missing belly button? the girls faces? except you #3 (from left tor right) I'd fuck you so hard your eyes would turn brown. WTF am I the only one with this gift? I'm not from this planet am I.
Dad... Jor-el why was our planet destroyed?
33. havoc - November 20, 2008 3:25 PM
Makes you wonder if she's got an asshole.....
Sweet meat curtains though.
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34. dork - November 20, 2008 3:29 PM
She used to work in a bar. Surgeons do that for waitresses so their customers can have the perfect belly shot. It amazes me what some women do for tips.
35. Sahib - November 20, 2008 3:30 PM
Uh, can we have a close-up of the other camel toes, please?
36. sameshitdifferentyear - November 20, 2008 3:48 PM
Third from the right looks like a perfect 10 from all these pics.
She's a "bag of bones"?? I got another bone for her bag right here...
Ka-ZING!!!!!
Damn near fucking perfect, looks to be at least 5'8" with an 18" waist.
Kind of funny the attention of this post is all about the two-bagger, with 3 stunners all around her.
37. Tara - November 20, 2008 3:56 PM
I love how critical 19 is when he/she probably looks like complete shit.
38. rapelister - November 20, 2008 4:02 PM
Would people please be more specific about which whore they are referring to? "Third from right," and "On her left," and "1,3,4,2" are confusing me.
In order of rapability (and it is a close contest):
1. Bun hair
2. Skinny tilty-head
3. Air elbows
4. Alien mega-camel
39. havoc - November 20, 2008 4:05 PM
I'll make it easy.
I'd rail the shit outta all four of them.
.
40. Kia - November 20, 2008 4:11 PM
Pretty sure that makes her an alien. She was hatched instead of born! :)
41. sameshitdifferentyear - November 20, 2008 4:17 PM
#38 as it turns out this computer-thing is really powerful for looking shit up
this info took around 1 minute 35 seconds to look up
1. far left - Doutzen Kroes - 5'10" - Netherlands - 23 years old
2. 2nd from left - Karolina Kurkova - 5'11" - Navel-free Double Bagger
3. 2nd from right - Oops I fucked up in #36 - Miranda Kerr - Australian - 5'9" - part Filipino Persian & Serbian too - 25 years old
4. far right - anyone visiting TS should know
Didn't know anything about any of them before, amazing what these dumb plastic boxes can do
Orlando Bloom is dating Miranda Kerr right now - major score Orlando, kudos. So that's why grown-men pretend to be pirates and wear hair-extensions and shit.
42. Deacon Jones - November 20, 2008 4:24 PM
Let's stick them in a locked room for a half hour with Max Hardcore and a video camera. I'd pay hundreds for the footage.
43. hey at least she doesn't get belly button lint - November 20, 2008 4:31 PM
#37. It's funny you're projecting your own reality on to me, it's what all the hideous internet trolls do. The biter and angry replies like yours come from people who are so hideously ugly that they can't imagine anyone that isn't insanley famous being good looking. Well news flash NONE of the hottest people alive are famous, they have too much integrity for that shit. As a former male model (couldn't stand that filthy shit world) and athlete turned business man still in the exact same peek physical shape with a wife who looks like a way hotter version of Miranda Kerr meets Mila Kunis I can say whatever the fuck I want and frankly so can anyone here. We're all entitled to our opinions and this is the Superficial so what the fuck do you expect. Quit your bitching fatty. Go to peolpe.com if you want to be around people who will worship famous idiots just because they are told to. We come here to air out owur most superficial thoughts so get over it or leave.
44. Adam - November 20, 2008 4:40 PM
I don't know about you guys but I see 4 smooth indentations altogether in that photo. . ..
I'll be here all week folks.
Tip your waitresses.
45. Camel - November 20, 2008 4:47 PM
So THAT'S where all my toes went!
46. Mandi - November 20, 2008 4:48 PM
My dad has the same thing going on. It's really weird.
47. ali - November 20, 2008 4:55 PM
without a doubt, my favorite angel. i <3 u, karolina kurkova
48. jlylec - November 20, 2008 4:56 PM
who the fuck cares?
49. Whee - November 20, 2008 5:03 PM
Some people have a smooth indentation instead of an "innie" or "outie", usually due to surgery for umbilical hernia, gastroschisis, or tummy tuck.[1]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7738144.stm
50. Fat Chicks Suck - November 20, 2008 5:04 PM
#3 is damn hot - that body is near perfection.
51. HURHUR - November 20, 2008 5:05 PM
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
52. Dixie - November 20, 2008 5:21 PM
When her lover shoot his love juice on her tits and belly; she does not have to worry about wiping the juice out of her navel lol!
53. Dixie - November 20, 2008 5:36 PM
It is amusing because I can post FUCK on this site but I cannot post C_M (a mans love juice) on this site because it gets rejected lol!
54. mom of a cool autistic kid - November 20, 2008 5:45 PM
cases of individuals with no belly buttons are usually caused by an umbilical herniation during delivery.
55. Monkey Killing 13 - November 20, 2008 5:56 PM
she may not have a belly button, but she does have some camel toe!
56. simplicity - November 20, 2008 6:01 PM
Wow that's ugly
Somebody HAS to find out what the hell happened to it.
That's just disgusting looking
57. Ted from LA - November 20, 2008 6:03 PM
Maybe she's a born again Christian. Nah... then she'd have two belly buttons.
58. Maniacfive - November 20, 2008 6:06 PM
Nobody actually 'needs' a belly button anymore. You think in this plastic surgery age where peoples faces are routinley peeled away cut up and stitched back that at birth they couldnt remove an umbilical cord and not leave a scar?
No, we have belly buttons because thats what people expect.
59. Brittany - November 20, 2008 6:07 PM
She doesnt have a belly button because of some surgery she had when she was an infant "Some have no belly button as a result of the surgery needed to correct abdominal problems at birth, often either an umbilical hernia, or a condition known as gastroschisis--born with the stomach and intestines poking through a hole in the abdominal wall."
60. qtpie - November 20, 2008 7:07 PM
Hmmm... I wonder if she has one and it was airbrushed OUT of the pic?! Nooo doesn't look like that at alllll! Duhhhhh
61. Jennifer - November 20, 2008 7:15 PM
major major camel... i wish my camel toe was that drastic.
62. Me 2 - November 20, 2008 8:03 PM
@29, you're dead wrong, tummy tuck belly buttons don't look anything like that.
I agree with #37 about #19/43 - I don't know how you can possibly claim that its somehow normal to go on a gossip website for the sole purpose of venting all of your negative energy. I don't care if you're not fat and not ugly, there's STILL no way that you're anywhere near as attractive as any of those 4 girls. The bottom line is people like you could look at a picture of ANYONE and find a way to say 'here's all the things that are wrong with her...". This is the superficial but there's no need to call someone an "internet troll" just because they called you out on being such a hater. ESPECIALLY because you're the one who apparently spends so much time on this site that you spotted that someone responded to your post...
It pisses me off when people hate on Alessandra for her post-baby belly. She had a baby 3 months ago and she's under contract to appear in the show and these promotional shots. More importantly, 95% of mothers never look anywhere near that good period. Let alone only 3 months after giving birth.
63. Kevincy Q - November 20, 2008 8:34 PM
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64. Hannah T - November 20, 2008 8:58 PM
Ahh, anorexic chic....
65. joey joejoe - November 20, 2008 9:03 PM
the space between her tits and that camel toe is just a waste anyway.
shaven pussy heaven.
66. Allison - November 20, 2008 9:13 PM
Who cares..
but.. Miranda Kerr is awesome!
67. Jameberlin - November 20, 2008 9:22 PM
@#62
Sometimes i wonder about women who didn't gain any weight during pregnancy, they recommend women gain between 20-35lbs, and there's no way you could lose all that in three months. If women don't gain, they run the risk of having malnourished babies. No one should deny their babies nourishment for the sake of fulfilling a contract... especially a contract so superficial and unnecessary. But oh well, people have their priorities.
68. v tard - November 20, 2008 9:26 PM
I'm no expert but my guesses would be:
1) As @1 says, might be a botched surgery to fix an ugly navel.
2) A botched surgery to fix a navel piercing that went wrong
3) Ordinary umbilical cord snip that scarred that way. I know some of you guys have scars that look like raised smooth skin, like the skin on a drum. My BCG shot looks like that on my shoulder.
69. DIna - November 20, 2008 9:28 PM
19, that "girl on the right" is Miranda Kerr. She does indeed have the perfect high fashion model body: 34-24-34 measurements.
70. Keela - November 20, 2008 9:56 PM
My husband has that SAME kind of belly button! It's absolutely freakish and I always tell him he must have been hatched. Crazy to see it on someone else. I mean it's hard enough to look at on her...imagine it on a hairy man belly! Sorry hon...I know you'll prolly see this. But c'mon, it's gross.
71. sophie - November 20, 2008 10:14 PM
I have to agree with #43 in that there ARE plenty of EXTREMELY beautiful people in this world that are not famous whatsoever, just everyday people... more beautiful than these girls.
72. kristen - November 20, 2008 10:29 PM
She might not have a belly button..... but she makes up for it in camel toe
73. poopie - November 20, 2008 10:39 PM
What, 24?? She has to be at least 27, but she's gorgeous nevertheless, so what if she doesn;t have a belly button, it's useless anyways. I'd give my belly button in exchange for her looks and money any day.
74. Karri - November 20, 2008 10:52 PM
Who is the one with the blueeee eyes (third from the left)? She's gorgeous!!!!!!!
75. sam - November 20, 2008 11:09 PM
what...she has no belly button...oh...sorry i was looking at her huge camel toe.
76. sam - November 20, 2008 11:09 PM
what...she has no belly button...oh...sorry i was looking at her huge camel toe.
77. Yo - November 20, 2008 11:40 PM
The one to her left doesn't have an expression.
78. Blair - November 20, 2008 11:45 PM
@#67:
Yes, the recommended amount of weight a woman should gain during pregnancy is 25-30 lbs, but only 6-10 lbs from that set comes from body fat. The rest of the weight comes from the baby, amniotic fluid, placenta, and extra fluids and blood that circulates from the mother's body. To put things in another perspective, pregnant women only need 300 extra calories added to what they ate daily before they became pregnant (assuming the woman ate well to begin with).
People can easily and safely lose two pounds a week through diet and exercise (one pound amounts to 3,500 calories). Burning off 10 pounds of body fat takes 5-8 weeks. The rest of the pregnancy weight leaves the mother through a hormonal process that, over weeks, forces the extra fluid out of the system.
While Alessandra's transformation from her post-natal body to her current one isn't often seen in the US, it's far from abnormal. All women have to do is eat healthy food, be moderately active, and not use pregnancy as an excuse to eat large amounts of unhealthy food at any and all hours of the day.
79. Bling Blinggg - November 21, 2008 12:11 AM
How comes no one has addressed the camel toes on these chicks?!!
80. Kahlee - November 21, 2008 1:11 AM
@36 18" waist? You've never been with a woman have you?
81. Kevincy Q - November 21, 2008 1:13 AM
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82. Jim Ludington - November 21, 2008 1:19 AM
Even if she has no belly button to lick, they all have wonderfully looking camel toes to the extreme.
83. Jim Ludington - November 21, 2008 1:19 AM
Even if she has no belly button to lick, they all have wonderfully looking camel toes to the extreme.
84. kagrez - November 21, 2008 3:01 AM
Miranda's body is looking pretty snap-able.
and not in the good way (if there is a good way)
85. claire_smithis@hotmail.com - November 21, 2008 4:45 AM
thats called photoshop!!
86. Spinnaz - November 21, 2008 5:00 AM
The blonde on the far left is a mudshark, don't waste your time people.
87. mikesh - November 21, 2008 5:36 AM
shes a fake homer j
88. tuneman - November 21, 2008 6:11 AM
I think I've burnt these delightful toes onto my retinas
89. Todd Palin's balls in a jar - November 21, 2008 9:02 AM
#62. Ya it sure takes a lot of time to notice that someone responded to your post, you have to be here 24/7 to make that kind of in depth discovery. Maybe if you have the mental capactity of a walnut, like say someone who reads both #19 and #43 and still couldn't figure out that the poster was a MAN. Again it only reflects on you if you think this is a good looking as people get.
Read #71 if you want the truth about beauty in society. This is the world wide web where people of all walks of life congregate, you're a sheltered moron if you think any of the most talented, beautiful, worthwile, harworking, or heroic people in this world are famous. It's the exact opposite in fact, which is why sites like these exists; To mock these pathetically self important people and show how deeply flawed and lame they truly are.
P.S. Did you notice that Tara said Mr.Former Model probably looks like complete shit. Again both of you seem to lack understanding in how this site and others work, we trash each other here and when someone says something like that it's fair game. Yes people come here to vent and laugh it's our mental puching bag. If you can't comprehend that too bad, there's always a few that can't figure it out; the sad "leave Britney alone" types.
90. mafme - November 21, 2008 11:03 AM
where did they get that life-sized bratz doll?
91. gerard Vandenberg - November 21, 2008 11:26 AM
A belly isn't a problem for me, folks.
I'll put it different: THE MORE "MEAT"........................THE BETTER!!
92. SATAN - November 21, 2008 12:33 PM
girl #3 makes the rest of them look like Corky from Life Goes On.... i'd obviously swim/bathe in her period.
93. yuk - November 21, 2008 1:33 PM
Too bad they cound't smooth out that 'toe she's sporting on the giant photo of her.
94. Buck - November 21, 2008 2:21 PM
Moose knuckle.
95. sneakyvato - November 21, 2008 2:27 PM
There is no way this is true and if it is then it is something totally recent. She definitely has a belly-button in way too many old pictures for them all to be air-brushed. Beyond that, she has a belly-button in old tennis videos. Am I to believe that they are digitally altered?! Please. But if she really no longer has a belly button what the hell happened?
96. SueMe - November 21, 2008 2:41 PM
Im not sure if there is any truth to this or not, but it doesn't matter, because it had to be there at one point in time. This time would have been when is actually really needed it during her gestational days.
97. e-rock - November 21, 2008 2:51 PM
OMG, this is why I come on this site, and read comments, funny funny shit here. love it. as long as people keep the racist comments out of it, this site is the best.
so someone enlighten me here, was she born this way, or was this a tummy tuck?
98. mase - November 21, 2008 6:26 PM
According to the model's rep, Kurkova does not have a belly button, due to an abdominal operation as an infant.
99. miss camel toe - November 21, 2008 9:47 PM
wow. i always hated my camel toe and wanted to get them removed/cut down because i thought they stuck out too much. i had no idea guys liked them so much!
100. Chisom - November 22, 2008 12:59 AM
it`s cute how they stand on their toes, as if they`re perpetually wearing heals.
101. dude - November 23, 2008 12:19 AM
I'm not as put off by the lack of a belly button as I am the wicked camel toe.
102. Stacy - November 23, 2008 1:51 PM
Surgery as an infant...what a load of BS.
She obviously is a total freak and had it removed.
She had a belly button in this picture:
http://tinyurl.com/58xes4
103. Érico - November 24, 2008 6:51 AM
I once dated a chick with an extra pinky on her right foot. Aw, c'mon, she was very hot otherwise. So dating a babe without a belly button would come easily.
104. Buyers Remorse 09' - November 25, 2008 11:17 AM
Where did their tits go?
105. azzman - November 27, 2008 1:26 PM
mmmmmmmmmm..... delicious. fuck turkey give me that!
106. patrik - November 28, 2008 7:16 PM
I friggin' hate it when chicks stand on their tiptoes to make their calves bulge. Keep it real, superficial hobags.
107. Diane Marshal - November 29, 2008 9:18 PM
After looking at the photo Stacy posted in comment 102, she must have had something really strange done to herself. It just looks wrong. I think she should put it back.
108. Name - December 1, 2008 3:52 PM
WoW they be sportin some awsome camel toe.
109. nerdkiller - December 1, 2008 5:05 PM
omgomgomg camel toe
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111. Joshua - December 3, 2008 1:22 AM
I'd like to put my tongue on her camel toe......
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113. Sissi - December 5, 2008 3:08 AM
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the tall men&women seeking affairs site TallLoving.com last week. It said she is interested in seeking a tall man for fun on that site!
114. jill - December 7, 2008 8:21 PM
that is crazy!!
115. Nelleh - February 4, 2009 4:28 AM
HOW WAS SHE BORN?!?! Wait... if her Daddy didn't cut her umbilical cord, what the fuck did he cut? SHE WAS A MAN!! I knew it. The hands gave her away.