Nov 21 2008John Mayer meets Jennifer Aniston's dad
John Mayer was reportedly introduced to Jennifer Aniston's father 75-year-old actor John Aniston Wednesday night. The couple dined with Jen's dad and his wife Sherry Rooney at the Beverly Hills Hotel where the "Minstrel of Douche" apparently impressed Mr. Aniston, according to Star:
After starting with a round of cocktails, John and Jen shared a salad, followed by a fish entree. She was even seen feeding him a vegetable off her fork. As for the conversation — led by Jen's step mom, who was much chattier than Jen's dad — it ranged from music to... Tom Hanks.
"John spent a lot of time talking about his music philosophies — why certain decades have better music," says the eyewitness. "He discussed his experiences with Aretha Franklin and made a joke about Tom Hanks." His nerves showed when Jen hit the powder room. John charmingly asked the table: "How am I doing?" Then cracked, "I am a wreck." Everyone laughed and Jen's stepmom, whom Jen referred to as "mom" throughout dinner, said, "Should we get our score cards out? Like on Dancing With the Stars?" John replied: "Exactly. It feels like Dancing with the Stars."
When Jen returned, her stepmom outed John for being nervous and told Jen that he said it felt like he's on an audition for Dancing with the Stars. Jen laughed and rubbed his thigh.
Afterward, everyone retired to the parlor for figgy pudding and a ribald game of Charades where young Master Mayer imitated the operation of the new horseless carriage. Huzzah!
Photo: INFdaily.com
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Reader Comments
1. Megabyte - November 21, 2008 4:33 PM
Is it just me, or does she look like she has a little bit of a belly going on in those pictures?
*throws fuel on the fire of the Aniston pregnancy conspiracy*
2. Rough Daddy - November 21, 2008 4:34 PM
BRING ON THE BABES!!!
3. JJ - November 21, 2008 4:35 PM
Did she nibble on his big knockwurst?
4. Kate - November 21, 2008 4:37 PM
She looks pregnant.
5. Jesi - November 21, 2008 4:39 PM
She's soooooo pregnant
or injecting herself hormones for a fertility treatment maybe?
6. Photoshop Police - November 21, 2008 4:39 PM
Anyone else think this is gonna be a shotgun wedding, only Jen is holding the shotgun?
(and no, Daisy, the photo is not fake or anything like some obscure movie reference, but go ahead... we know you want to.)
7. valerie - November 21, 2008 4:40 PM
she totally looks like she's got a bun in the oven
8. JimmyBachaFungool - November 21, 2008 4:43 PM
I've said it before...she's addicted to his big cock. She doesn't love him. How could she?
9. Fly on the wall - November 21, 2008 4:44 PM
Then from the next table Jake Blues leans over and asks, "How much?!"
10. twzzlrgirl - November 21, 2008 4:46 PM
She is preggers...and she's either a coupla months along or she's trying to rival Angie by having four or five at once.
11. Barak Obama - November 21, 2008 4:48 PM
"The couple dined with Jen's did and his wife" What the hell is a "did"? You must be a product of the California public school system.
12. Rough Daddy's gay lover - November 21, 2008 4:48 PM
Hee hees! I was sooo nervous when RD had me meet his mommy and dada. His dada slipped his finger under my bottom to comfort me. He was almost as sweet as the "Daddymeister"!
I could swoon.
13. mmm - November 21, 2008 4:49 PM
wow who do i hate more? her, paris, angelina or kim k?
i wish they would all die then i could truly be happy
14. Rough Daddy - November 21, 2008 4:51 PM
I wouldn't mind being this broad for a day,,, then I could see for myself how hung he really is,,, I want the John Mayer cocksperience too!!1
15. missy - November 21, 2008 4:52 PM
ohhhh i cant wait for him to cheat on her again
16. havoc - November 21, 2008 4:53 PM
Of course she's pregnant.
Look at the look on Mayer's face.....
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17. Ghost of Hendrix - November 21, 2008 4:53 PM
John Mayer's philosophies on music rank right up there with The Jonas Brothers'.
People should throw condoms at him at his next show.
18. Doggy Style - November 21, 2008 4:55 PM
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I...have become comfortably numb.
19. Rough Daddy - November 21, 2008 4:57 PM
Have you heard of the debris that was floating in space? it was suppose to land somewhere,,,now, if there was justice in this world, wouldnt it land on the head of # 14?
20. mm - November 21, 2008 4:58 PM
he likes her cause she looks like a man
21. Garp - November 21, 2008 4:58 PM
That is going to be one fugly kid with a big head...literally and figuratively.
22. Thigh Highs - November 21, 2008 5:02 PM
That whole relationship is just really bizarre...she seems a little crazy.
23. bah - November 21, 2008 5:06 PM
i was bored before the picture even finished loading
24. NY Ted - November 21, 2008 5:21 PM
...And then he dropped Jen off at her parents and went out and blew his brains out smoking crack all night with his music buddies!
Ahhh...what a life...!
25. Kitahara Nanase - November 21, 2008 5:23 PM
LoL for pointing that out #11. I thought I was the only one who noticed that. XD
26. miggs - November 21, 2008 5:26 PM
"After starting with a round of cocktails, John and Jen shared a salad, followed by a fish entree. She was even seen feeding him a vegetable off her fork."
Good lord, this is all code, isn't it?
"After starting with a round of oral sex foreplay, John and Jen tossed each other's salad, followed by extended intercourse. She was even seen snowballing him after he finally came in her mouth."
27. Tanya - November 21, 2008 6:28 PM
She looks like a HOOKER!!! What the hell is she wearing? LOL! Also, is it just me or she looks pregnant? Just sayin....
28. cc - November 21, 2008 6:47 PM
OMG - look at that tummy! she's gotta be pregnant!
29. Jane - November 21, 2008 6:49 PM
She's most definitely PREGNANT!
30. geishaho - November 21, 2008 7:04 PM
i bet you he has a big one .. yum
31. mlou - November 21, 2008 7:06 PM
@22, she may be a little crazy. Like the character she portrayed on 30 Rock last week. And the first thing I noticed was her creepy eye. Looks like she borrowed Marilyn Manson's contacts.
32. Connie - November 21, 2008 7:08 PM
Douchifer PR team at it again.
Looks like Jen stuff something under her shirt to start talk. This whole story is PR Bu#sh!t and they hope the media buy it.
33. Hal - November 21, 2008 7:41 PM
Douchifer are two of the biggest publicity who res in HW! if they hug some one they make sure a camera is near by to take a picture.
34. Sheila - November 21, 2008 7:44 PM
I don't think Mayer is packing nothing. That was another lie he started years ago when he was trying to sleep with all his fans. they seem to love PR lies.
35. ummm...yeah - November 21, 2008 7:55 PM
Why the fuck is this even on here? WHO GIVES A FUCK???!!!
36. zuzuspetals - November 21, 2008 8:01 PM
Imagine having to listen to John Mayer talk about "his music philosophies" while you are trying to eat. Imagine how difficult it would be to stop yourself from stabbing him with your fork.
Whatever fucked things Jennifer Aniston's dad has ever done to her, she has now made him pay in full.
Those poor people.
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38. Karen - November 21, 2008 11:35 PM
If she's not pregnant she's trying to look pregnant
39. gerard Vandenberg - November 22, 2008 12:26 AM
He like FAGGOTS, folks?
40. jenna - November 22, 2008 5:44 AM
Why does he look so down and unhappy in all the recent photos taken...? Hm...
41. jenna - November 22, 2008 5:45 AM
Why does he look so down and unhappy in all the recent photos taken...? Hm...
42. Alice - November 22, 2008 6:40 AM
Now, how did Star magazine get their dinner conversation? Was the table bugged? Undercover reporter posing as the waiter, standing there taking notes? Did Jen hand over a transcript?
43. AnswerGuru - November 22, 2008 9:32 AM
Is this getting serious or what?
@jenna - he must be very "happy" about meeting his future father-in-law, lol!
Anyway, is that a baby bump or my sight got bumpy all of a sudden?
44. Nick - November 22, 2008 1:14 PM
Jen and John are partners with Star mag these days. Jen must own stock in it.
This was the biggest PR stunt they have pull so far. I have enough of Jen and John's fake crap.
45. Bren - November 22, 2008 1:18 PM
Two pathetic azzwipes are so disgusting. Media attention pigs.
Jen always make sure she has her hair curtain to cover up her ugly face. John needs to put a bag over his head.
46. Peace & Love - November 22, 2008 4:38 PM
#36
Imagine John being genuine and a good listener.
Imagine John being engaging and humorous.
Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
Be aware like John, be a humanitarian, and peace & love.
xoxoxoxoxox
47. sapphire eyes - November 22, 2008 5:16 PM
...Peace on Earth, before GWB blows us all the hell up...