Nov 20 2008Jennifer Garner has her very own stalker (Aww...)

sarah palin is better than you

first... but who cares about this?

he obviously is completely fucked up if he would bother to stalk that beast. she is fucking hideous! oh pardon me, HE is completely hideous. i won't believe that thing is female until i can see a video of it giving birth.

I'd like to know what this stalker does for work that he can afford to live that "jetsetter in the bushes" lifestyle! My dad told me about family vacations we took when I was too young to remember too! Interesting that he never took vacation pictures for me to look at and reminisce.

Thanks

Steve

And then you eat shit and die.

That kid is almost beginning to look normal if they'd get her teeth fixed.

That kid is almost beginning to look normal if they'd get her teeth fixed.

There is nothing funny about stalkers... unless it is Chris Rock or Frank Caliendo.

I'm not sure I got the point of those letters....is he in love with her? He should really have emphasized that a bit more.

Just let him kill her and get it over with... who the fuck cares?!?!?

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so isn't that a photo of a young leo dicaprio? not garner, i mean the guy....i am secretly convinced that garner and ashton kutcher are the same person...and probably so is hillary swank.

Crazy hot is what that guy is. Damn!

The best way to repel your stalker jenny is to marry them,,im sure theyll lose interest in minutes! specially when youre googling yourself on the net!!!

He's hot!!! He can use his stalk whatever way he wants with me.

and speaking of stalkers,,,shout out to Mike aka big pussy!

Fish made a funny!!

I had a stalker once. He would yell at me about my drinking and wouldn't fix things around the house.
I divorced him..

The stalker is wayyy hotter than Affleck. Weird....

Just change a couple of names and you've got mimi's letters to Britney.

"but the ones with the gold crown are very special"....Jesus Christ, Hallmark must be on top of the world now. "Hey! Looney McFuckmind, stop pimping our shit!"

Rough Daddy, Who is calling the pussy pink?

brown eyed people are ugly hahahaha.

Veggi, I will marry you and I will not bitch about your drinking and I will fix things around the house..

Nice one Beth!

Aww, thanks Jimbo!! And hey, stalker # 15. You're ugly and boring..

Rough Daddy and Mike; Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you two have abused the privilege.

he looks like River Phoenix

he looks like River Phoenix

he looks like River Phoenix

could that little girl be any cuter?

Paula M. Thanks for your irrelevant comment.

Hey big pussy? Paula is right you are stupid!

Yah, hot stalker alert! That child is gonna need some serious orthodontia.

And hey, look everybody! It's the Mike and Rough Daddy Show!

You guys kinda remind me of Harold and Kumar. I dunno why, I just get a mental image of Harold and Kumar.

Big Pussy. Wasn't he on the Sopranos?

snarf.

stalker almost looks like johnny depp in some of his black & white photos.

This idiot needs to get his eyes checked!

That's not a stalker, he's the guy the slut was having an affair with...till Ben found out,but who the fuck cares? If he was gonna kill her why would he wait 6 fucking years to say so? Hurry up asshole, do it already!
Hey Jimbo, do us all a favor and bury veggie under the house when you "fix" things.

agreed..the stalker is actually pretty attractive. Although I read in another article that he is a born again christian convinced he was subjected to satanic rituals as a child...kinda makes it believable that he would kill her.

Dear Crazy Crazystein,

Jennifer Garner obviously does not appreciate you and you're strikingly handsome appearance like I would. Stalk me instead.

Thanks,
Your future stalker.

yea he kinda looks like a young Leo DeCaprio...ughhhhh

whats up with stalkers honest to god. can't they just pick a girl in their neighborhood to fall in love with instead of some celeb they are never going to have a chance with

I'd like to stalk Jen and give her these shades:
http://www.popularglasses.com/Product_Category/Sunglasses/Tom_Ford/ALESSANDRA_TF94_B5.asp

... as they would hide more of her face.

YOU GUYS REALLY ARE SUPERFICIAL>
TALKING ABOUT HIS LOOKS RATHER THAN THE FACT THAT HES CRAZY AND MENTALLY ILL> WHO CARES WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE

Garner is not attractive. Look at those fucking prehistoric cheekbones. She looks like that opera-singing blue thing from THE FIFTH ELEMENT. Or worse, like that leech thing on THE X-FILES.

Did you see her running away like a little bitch on tmz? Ha! What a little baby.

Um... That stalker should be in movies, not her. And I'm a hetero guy saying that. . #42 Chauncey is so dead on with the leech man comment. Garner looks like a fucking HR Giger painting. That isn't a jaw she's got, it's a mandible.

I don't understand why he chose Jennifer Garner. Lindsay Lohan seems more like the type who would encourage a crazy stalker. Luckily I'm not crazy. I only glued thousands of pictures of her eyes all over my bedroom wall because there was this noise in my head like a rainbow tractor and I felt that was a way to make it stop.

his letter mentions not talking to her for a while. i wonder if he used to know her and became obsessed. stalkers are f'ing spaz. "what the f- are you talking about?"

Pretty sure that's Matt Damon...

IM PRETTTTTTY SURE THAT IS A PICTURE OF JOHNNY DEPP YOUNGER I SWEAR ....................ANYONE ELSE???????

If anyone has checked the updates on TMZ, you would notice that this isn't funny. That has been going on for 5 years!!!!

It's scary. He's on 5150 hold and she finally got a restraining order on him from her and her family.

She's pregnant and that kind of stress of thinking that someone could be out to get you, is insane.

This guy is crazy!!

Most of you are nuts. Despite what the guy looks like, he's clearly a loon and delusional. Just because he seems soft in those letters does not mean he's not dangerous. I'm sure, given the opportunity, he would try something despicable.

As for those who diss Garner, you're all just jealous. What the hell is wrong with you? The girl is obviously gorgeous. Sure, she's not your stereotypical cookie cutter beauty but that's what makes her even more beautiful and unique (remember that? being an indivdual?)

Yeah, we all have our own opinions and have the right to express what we think. But we also have to do so responsibly. Calling her 'fucking hideous'? 'Prehistoric Cheekbones'? Comparing her to a man? Imagine what it would feel like if someone said that about you. You'd be crushed, don't deny it.

My point is - he's a nutcase. She doesn't deserve to be harrassed like this. She puts up with this shit so gracefully and yet she is still being victimized by speculators (you). If you had gone through some trauma and people turn things around to make you at fault (despite how unrelated or unfair it may seem) - how would you feel? Think about that.

jesus christ. her stalker is a bazillion times hotter than Ben . He looks like a cross between johnny depp and leo dicaprio. I wouldn't be surpride if she was having an affaiir with this guy .

evie, you douche, its not that i am jealous. its that she is fucking ugly. case closed. she has a man chin, old lady gaunt checks, man jaw, huge dumbo ears, and fake lips. and you know what? i would not be crushed if someone said i looked like a man...because they NEVER would. there is nothing masculine about me. i might not like it if someone said they thought i was ugly, but lucky me, i haven't really run into that. maybe cause i am a female who looks like a female? strange.

fuck individuality in beauty and all that shit. i like the STANDARDS we tend to live by. sure not everyone needs to look exactly the same...but women should look like women i think men agree...i have never heard a man say garner is hot. may cheralize theron, jessica simpson, scarlett johansson, jessica beil, even cathrine zeta jones...and whether you think they are good looking or not, they all have something that makes them HOT to certain men. jen isn't blonde, doesn't have big tits, doesn't have soft jaw line, pretty and big eyes, has no waist, no cupid's bow or shape to her trout pout...fuck the squinty-eyed bitch! and you too evie, cause you are probably a total woofer yourself...or some sort of tranny who is hoping masculine beauty become popular.

@52 I wouldn't touch you even with gloves on :)

Is the stalker business lucrative?

The economy sucks so hard that the Stalker career is now on the top 10 charts. Along with prostitution.