Nov 24 2008Jamie Spears will conservatate your ass off
Jamie Spears has apparently had enough of Britney's yapping and dished out "The Muzzle" this afternoon while plowing through a crowd at LAX. Am I the only one who stood up and clapped? Anyone?
BRITNEY: But, dad, if I say there's a bomb in my hat they'll move.
JAMIE: Jesus Christ! *THE MUZZLE*
BRITNEY: Hrmrmmnffmrn.
JAMIE: This is exactly why I don't want you seeing that Adnan fellow.
BRITNEY: Buff he'fe Bwiffish!
JAMIE: Will someone get her a cookie.
BRITNEY: KOOFFIE!

Reader Comments
1. riz - November 24, 2008 9:02 PM
this is kind of sad, actually. she's not an animal.
2. Smart&Cute2Boot - November 24, 2008 9:03 PM
KOOFIE!! Hahahahaha!
3. Smart&Cute2Boot - November 24, 2008 9:03 PM
KOOFIE!! Hahahahaha!
4. The F'n Jem'Hadar - November 24, 2008 9:05 PM
He could make a killing off this. I know more than a few people who need to get The Muzzle. The prices he could charge could even be high, but fair.
5. WHO - November 24, 2008 9:09 PM
Ha.... is that a joke??
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6. Ron - November 24, 2008 9:19 PM
I got something to put in her mouth that will keep her quiet
7. dk - November 24, 2008 9:20 PM
Holding his hand over her mouth is fine, as long as he remembers to pinch her nostrils shut too for a good couple minutes
8. Bobo - November 24, 2008 9:20 PM
Anyone posting after me sucks on Adnans camel penis
9. Bobo - November 24, 2008 9:34 PM
I love sucking Adnan's penis.
10. Nick - November 24, 2008 9:50 PM
What the hell does "conservatate" mean?
11. ew - November 24, 2008 9:51 PM
I never noticed this before, but she has TERRIBLE skin. Thank god for airbrushing!
12. veggi - November 24, 2008 10:07 PM
Look how she expertly grabs right below the bulging part of his hand, as it moves toward her mouth. Too bad there's no video or we could have seen her pumping motion. Must be an automatic habit for her now, at least with her dad. Excellent training. Say what you will, be there's no substitute for starting very, very young.
13. Ted from LA - November 24, 2008 10:12 PM
This is one of the most degrading things I've ever seen one person do to another human being. Sticking his hand over her mouth? He could have just stuffed her mouth full of Cheetos and avoided this whole embarrassing incident.
14. surah - November 24, 2008 10:17 PM
jesus christ, thats terrible
if he controls her like this she's only gonna get worse than she was
poor girl
15. Richard McBeef - November 24, 2008 10:19 PM
His hand is a foot away from her face. Dumfucks. Not that it would hurt anything if he was actually muzzling that bitch.
16. humpin frog - November 24, 2008 10:21 PM
She's perfect for the part in Taratino's new movie "Pulp Fiction II, The Gimp". Movie magic, my friends!
17. Dozer - November 24, 2008 10:40 PM
Nick - "conservatate" is Goirge Bush's term for protection our great national resources and saving money
18. Ryan - November 24, 2008 10:41 PM
The first pic, the guy looks like Paul McCartney with cheap shades on - ok back to porn........
19. Dozer - November 24, 2008 10:43 PM
Dear god - i meant to type George. Me no tipe no gude.
Also at least it's not the Papa Simpson ball gag versus the muzzle
20. malicious - November 24, 2008 11:10 PM
he doesn't even have his hand on her mouth, big deal, he's just keeping the paps from getting a clear shot. This man has turned her life around, fuck she is ungrateful
21. Katherine - November 24, 2008 11:16 PM
I can't wait till Britney Spears becomes the new face of ProActive.
22. Lucifer - November 25, 2008 12:40 AM
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23. eferw - November 25, 2008 2:03 AM
Nice spelling Doizar =P
24. eferw - November 25, 2008 2:03 AM
Nice spelling Doizar =P
25. eferw - November 25, 2008 2:03 AM
Nice spelling Doizar =P
26. Chemical Toilet - November 25, 2008 2:35 AM
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like she is holding back his pimp hand from correcting someone?
27. Sandy - November 25, 2008 2:56 AM
Talk to the hand
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28. Duck Butter - November 25, 2008 3:23 AM
Actually, his hand isn't protecting stuff from coming OUT of her mouth. It's deflecting errant penises from entering. It happens quite a bit to this chick. Random dicks seem to wind up down her throat on a regular basis. How else do you explain K-Fed, Adnan, Sam Lutfi, etc?
29. Bobo - November 25, 2008 3:34 AM
Oops. I meant I suck Adnan's penis while he smokes a Camel.
30. Hater - November 25, 2008 3:40 AM
Well, I guess if world peace depended on it I would throw myself on the sword and do this bitch in the ass but her old man had damn sure be there to keep her quiet!
31. Mal - November 25, 2008 4:19 AM
Will someone PLEASE block these spam sites from posting comments?
32. gerard Vandenberg - November 25, 2008 5:46 AM
She is doing " POLITICS"?
33. http://netvideodump.wordpress.com/ - November 25, 2008 6:22 AM
How hard is it to see that she needs this whether she wants it or not? Do we want her shaving her head and hitting cars with umbrellas? Do we want her to get around bad influences like Kerry Katona has and think it's ok to drink on bipolar meds? Jesus someone has to do this and her father is the best choice, end of story.
34. spanky - November 25, 2008 8:25 AM
But daddy you usually put your hand on the back of my head.
35. ummm...yeah - November 25, 2008 9:06 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Funny you guys! Even veggie got a good one off!
I agree stick a big cock in her mouth, it's the ONLY way to shut that numb/dumb cunt up!
36. B - November 25, 2008 10:23 AM
Better be careful Daddy Spears, she might think your hand is a cheeseburger...
37. Balls McCoy - November 25, 2008 12:15 PM
Dozer = FIAL
:P
38. Sherb - November 25, 2008 1:10 PM
He is clearly trying to cover her face from photographers not trying to cover her mouth lol
39. Vince Lombardi - November 25, 2008 1:40 PM
Do so-called celebrities not realize that the oversized sunglasses don't really do a good job of concealing their identity? That we all knew Clark Kent *was* Superman? That people point and stare and shout "Look, it's (insert lame-ass celebrity name here) in giant sunglasses!"
I mean, if sunglasses are being worn for camera flash protection, get something that works. Get Oakleys - y'know? "Thermonuclear protection?" Wear mirrored Highway Patrol glasses and reflect the flash back at the paps and make them go blind. Doesn't anyone think deviously anymore?!?
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41. Herman Munster - November 25, 2008 2:04 PM
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!!
42. Balls McCoy - November 25, 2008 2:52 PM
Jamie learns never to stick his sausage link fingers in front of a starving Britney. Feeeeed Meeeee Y'all!