Nov 20 2008Guy Ritchie declines Madonna's money in divorce settlement
Guy Ritchie just poured tea, biscuits and poor dental hygiene all over Madonna's claims that he's a gold-digger. The British director has refused to accept a penny of her money in their divorce settlement with his only concern being the living arrangement of their children. The Daily Mail reports:
Although Ritchie, himself believed to be worth £30m, was entitled under English divorce law to as much as half of her wealth, sources suggest he has done a 'Piper' - a reference to Billie Piper, the actress who divorced the broadcaster Chris Evans without asking for anything.
The stumbling block in the split had been over where Ritchie and Madonna’s children will now live.
Madonna, 50, wished to take the children back to New York while Ritchie, 40, wanted to keep his sons in London, where they have grown up.
The source said a compromise had now been reached which will see the two boys - Rocco, eight, and three-year-old adopted David - dividing their time between Britain and the US.
Before everyone starts singing the praises of Guy Ritchie, his intentions are not entirely altruistic. C'mon, the dude's smart. He knows you don't steal a mummy's gold without a scorpion ending up in your urethra. That's science.

Reader Comments
1. p911gt10c - November 20, 2008 10:51 AM
He's smart. You don't want to get into a fight with Skeletor.
2. lizz - November 20, 2008 10:55 AM
in your face, 50 year old slut whore who can't sing and is starting to turn into old news (madonna). guy ritchie is so hot and he will find another lady in a few days. i am sure some women will have sympathy considering he fucked madonna for years. that woman is such a blinding cunt.
3. TundraRuby - November 20, 2008 10:56 AM
Fuck Madonna!! She is old haggared and hasn't had a good song since '92..... Now Guy can stop putting her in his movies.. Which USED to be great!!
4. TundraRuby - November 20, 2008 10:56 AM
Fuck Madonna!! She is old haggared and hasn't had a good song since '92..... Now Guy can stop putting her in his movies.. Which USED to be great!!
5. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 11:02 AM
Sad day!
He just set back the real man's movement a 100 year!!!
6. Observer - November 20, 2008 11:06 AM
I'll take his share off his hands for him. I feel like a deserve at least a million or two just for looking at her picture, and reading her stupid list of parenting demands.
7. Brunettes Take Over - November 20, 2008 11:07 AM
Way to go Guy.....Madonna can fuck off....opportunist bitch!
8. Mike - November 20, 2008 11:08 AM
Rough Daddy, What would you know about real men? Except when you are on your knees.
9. diegoga - November 20, 2008 11:09 AM
ah...im still thinking about Hugh Jackman in the beach...
10. ChuckleHead - November 20, 2008 11:12 AM
Nice sweater... Fred MacMurray.
11. ChuckleHead - November 20, 2008 11:13 AM
Nice sweater Mr Rogers.
12. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 11:13 AM
I dont get your comment mike! elaborate, id like to see your thought process!!
13. Observer - November 20, 2008 11:17 AM
While I think Madonna is divorcing this dude because she no longer has need of his services to advance her image and career, the divorce itself hasn't exactly panned out as she'd hope.
She certainly doesn't look like a victim here. If anything, we've found out that she's every bit as weird as we suspected - and then some.
I think Madonna has gone over the hill on this one and is on her way down. She'll never totally go away, but she'll move more into the realm of celebrities currently inhabited by the likes of Michael Jackson, as opposed to staying in the main stream.
14. Fernanado Narcos - November 20, 2008 11:19 AM
Billie Piper's single again!?!?!?!
15. The Listener - November 20, 2008 11:20 AM
#1 LOL
16. Mike - November 20, 2008 11:26 AM
Rough Daddy, My thought process is you are a big pussy and the only time you are close to a real man is when you are on your knees blowing him.
17. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 11:33 AM
Im a "Big Pussy" you want to mess my face up right mike? because you feel I shouldnt be so vocal/prominent on the superficial? my comments make you feel small mike? tell me...or you wish you could do the same!
18. Mike - November 20, 2008 11:41 AM
"Mess my face up"? You would just cry like a little girl. I don't want to be like you or beat you up. Your comments are stupid, irrelevant and worthless. You have no clue what a real man is, you are just a "Big Pussy".
19. bnihi - November 20, 2008 11:43 AM
His photos were seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club -------MillionaireLoving. C O M------- last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ..., maybe you also have the chance to date with a rich beauty there. Come on.
20. Andi - November 20, 2008 11:45 AM
LMAO! Mike and Rough Daddy are cracking me up! You know what's HILARIOUS is that if you click Rough Daddy's link it takes you to a pic of a ... wait for it....
BIG PUSSY!
ROFLMAO
21. Giggles - November 20, 2008 11:46 AM
Guy will be a hot commodity. Madonna.....not so much.
22. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 11:49 AM
"Big pussy" lol you want to challenge me to a dual mike?
23. Andie - November 20, 2008 11:51 AM
OMG this just keeps getting better! A duel?!?!?!?
oh wait, a DUAL?!?!?!
LOLOLOLOL!
Oh man, where do they find these guys? *wiping tears*
24. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 11:52 AM
Yeah mike is some peace of work! hes what you call a he-bitch! getting jealous of the next man!
25. Mike - November 20, 2008 11:53 AM
A dual, What fucking year are you living in? They have not had duals since the 1800s You make my point every time you open your mouth. And yes you are a "Big Pussy"!!!
26. Gail - November 20, 2008 11:53 AM
If Guy is looking for a rebound relationship or just hate sex, I volunteer.
27. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 11:55 AM
I think ive struck a cord in that simpleton's brain with my first comment!
28. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 11:58 AM
Well mike, since im a "big pussy", the next step would be, a beat down for me right?
29. sd - November 20, 2008 11:58 AM
fuck guy.madonna desereves all the money that she has.shework for that.she works very hard.and she works very hard.ur so jeolous that she is so gam at 50
30. suz - November 20, 2008 12:01 PM
Bugger off about poor dental hygiene. At least we don't rip out or file down all our teeth and have veeners.
31. eemaill - November 20, 2008 12:01 PM
madonna is so damn hot.guy is 10 years younger than her and looks older.always drunk.she is so hot and sexy.she act like an adult woman.very proud .not a scandal woman.very smart.all support for u goddess
32. www - November 20, 2008 12:04 PM
she make me so proud.well done madonna.u are such a class lady with the provocative look.we all love u.u are an example to all of us.u still have arenas full of people just to see u.well done baby.looking amazing
33. ChuckleHead - November 20, 2008 12:05 PM
But what about my comments (#'s 10 & 11), a lot of thought went into them. Weren't they hilarious?
34. Mike - November 20, 2008 12:05 PM
Beat down? Again, what the fuck year are you living in? Did you get that phrase off of a rerun of Good Times or Sanford and Son?
You strike a cord every time you open your stupid mouth. And if I were a simpleton, I would not know you are an idiot and a big pussy.
35. Mia - November 20, 2008 12:08 PM
Well, if he was in it for her money, obviously he'd be wearing a nicer sweater. Or maybe, he's trying to go for that vintage Fred McMurray look. Or maybe he's afraid of Madonna's new boyfriend from the Yankees will use his batting skills on him if he doesn't just fade away.
36. Su - November 20, 2008 12:09 PM
madonna let me fuck u.u are a sex bomb
37. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 12:10 PM
Youve never been accused of being original have you mike? do you know how many He-bitches like you, who hates when i comment on the superficial?
38. diio - November 20, 2008 12:12 PM
he is afraid of madonna.she is a very powerfull woman.but she is a smart woman.lov her
39. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 12:15 PM
You are back tracking like the he-bitch that you are mike, because If i call someone a pussy the next logical step is to prove that they are pussies physically...am i wrong here?
40. Mike - November 20, 2008 12:16 PM
Ohhhh Rough Daddy is a couch potato too. Did you see Deuce Bigalow on the comedy channel? So tell me, how me He-bitches hate you comments on the fish? I hate to tell you this, but all of the she-bitches, guy, girls, dogs, cats and anything else with an IQ higher than yours hates all of your comments on the Superficial.
Thank god there is a new post. Hopefully you will keep your mouth shut on that one.
41. kk - November 20, 2008 12:18 PM
HE LOST THE MOST PEFECT WOMAN ON EARTH,SHE IS SO SEXUAL
42. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 12:21 PM
Mike? Ill tell you something about yourself which you didnt know,,,,youre addicted to my post! youre such a bitch, that ! this is the only way to say to me that you are aware of me! so sad,,,
43. bemine - November 20, 2008 12:22 PM
LOV M
44. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 12:25 PM
Hey mike? go check Jennifer garner post,,,maybe ill say something maybe i wont....lol mike=the superficial he-bitch
45. Rough Daddy is pathetic - November 20, 2008 12:44 PM
Hey shit for brains I will talk to your toothless face anytime anywhere. Go back to Perez' site where you belong. coward
46. menotrouble - November 20, 2008 1:42 PM
was about to comment on guy richie something...got distracted...will dream of rough daddy and mike having a dual. spectacular. thanks for 90 seconds of brilliant entertainment, guys.
47. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 2:02 PM
hahaha,,,Hey mike aka big pussy # 45 youre clone # 45 and counting!!!
48. Andie - November 20, 2008 2:18 PM
Yes, Chucklehead, you're very funny too. It's just that the combination of the tacky lion painting and clear lack of intelligence (I'm still laughing over the invitation to 'dual') made Rough Daddy funnier.
But the sweater comments were very funny and witty. Kudos!
49. Rough daddy's gay lover - November 20, 2008 2:20 PM
Hey baby please e-mail at least if you won't call me...I miss you.
50. ChuckleHead - November 20, 2008 2:23 PM
@48 Andie - Thank you for caring.
51. Fernanado Narcos - November 20, 2008 3:17 PM
You just know Rough Daddy and Mike are sooooo gonna fuck...
52. Madonna - November 20, 2008 3:31 PM
If Rough Daddy and Mike are gonna fuck then do it in the Jennifer Garner post. The only posts that count here are the ones telling me how great I am and the ones that say Guy isn't man enough to go after my money. Even I can't believe we got married for the sex. jeeezuz christ!
53. Doggy Style - November 20, 2008 3:35 PM
Rough Daddy & mike are the same fucken person. HAHAHA what a bunch of tools the both of. I Rule.
54. malicious - November 20, 2008 4:00 PM
in your face Madonna! nice to see someone with some integrity
55. cj - November 20, 2008 4:28 PM
Not even good enough to rake for money...wow....what a statement to make to someone as egotistical and snotty as Madonna. This is the official LOSER seal of approval...live with it grandma. He kept her just long enough to leave her too used up to be of any use to any other self respecting powerhouse...and now doesn't even want her dirty money. Smell her from here....ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
56. friendlystoner - November 20, 2008 5:19 PM
@ROUGH DADDY
what a moaning bitch, i`d say i hope madonna rapes you, but no one deserves that shit
57. fabio - November 20, 2008 5:41 PM
lov u m.u have all of our support.u are a stunning woman
58. clau - November 20, 2008 5:46 PM
madonna u look amazing for 50.ur show is amazing.2 hours of non stop.so much energy on the air.u got all the power.u rockguy is not on ur level
59. Amy - November 21, 2008 1:05 AM
Madonna wins again! Well played, madam, well played.
60. NY Ted - November 21, 2008 1:21 AM
Not to flog a dead horse or anything...BUT WTF IS WITH LIMEY'S AND THEIR FUCKING SWEATERS! It seems they all have closets full of these goofy looking things! You see them walking down the Las Vegas strip with these fucking sheep wool sweaters on when it is 100 fucking degrees out!
I guess that is what happens when you come from the sinking island where the sun only shines for 8 hours a year...!!!!
61. Velvet Fog - November 21, 2008 2:35 AM
Hey! Dont fucking trash England.
The Sun shines at least NINE hours a year. OK?
And those sweaters were cool on Cary Grant and, yes, Fred McMurray.
Madonna is a serious skeletal freak show, has to be said.
She needs a pint of english beer and a big helping of fish and chips.
Poor Guy tried to fatten the skinny bitch up, but she wouldnt go for it.
62. Te - November 22, 2008 5:24 PM
"C'mon, the dude's smart. He knows you don't steal a mummy's gold without a scorpion ending up in your urethra. That's science."
And THAT is genius.
Well done, Superficial Writer. Now teach that shit to the Geekologie Writer...
63. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - November 24, 2008 11:47 AM
GOOD FOR HIM Guy has done the good and honourable thing the british RULE and he has proved himself with this. Madonna is a nasty manipulative YANK SLUT who thinks she can BUY everything she wants. I hope Guy gets to keep the kids in Britain. GO GUY!
64. Amrit Bhandari - December 17, 2008 1:25 AM
Dear Madonna
Warm regards
I am Amrit Bhandari from Nepal struggling to change the poor community in Nepal.
I have been working in this field for 8 years. I was informed that you got divorce with your husband providing huge amount of money.
I would like to draw your attention to the developing world where people are living without meal. They lack basic needs and have no alternatives. If your money is invested to uplift the poor people, you will be blessed by them. Here in developing world people are living with vicious circle of poverty.
You have earned much and can contribute for such people. Your money can really bring smile on the face of thousand of children and families. Would you mind to contribute in such social field? If so lets plan for this.
I would be grateful to receive your email. I will be committed to go ahead with your ideas. Could you please think people living with lack of food? You can make change and difference in the world. Lets start with.
With best regards
Amrit Bhandari
Kathamdu, Nepal
65. coffee - January 25, 2009 10:35 PM
I really thought Madonna and Guy Ritchie would last longer than they did...