Nov 18 2008Britney Spears is somehow meeting men

Britney is doing GREAT!

Must be hard to continue to bash someone on their way UP...

but FISH is an ass-wipe!

Oh... and FIRST... all you Britney hating a-holes!

Someone get this woman an eyebrow comb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see a sex tape sold for a mil in the future.

Hey mimi........HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! On the way up!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You Britards kill me!!

He must be gay...

She has tremendously improved in the looks-department, but those eyebrows are fucking killing me...

Also, the dude is hot, great hair, but he looks like she has got at least five years on him. Gold-digging motherfucker. Literally.

So Britney has become a fag hag. Seriously look at the last picture - hag on the left, very handsome fag on the right.

Nice bracelets there buddy. Is he related to Criss Angel?

That's not a man, it's a boy. Looking for a mother figure. Ummmmm, milfy....

"So, yeah, I kinda hit rock bottom when I went out on a date with this retarded chick. Eyes five miles apart. Got droppings from her dinner all over her clothes. When she started speaking with a British accent I said I had to go to the men's room and I ended up sucking the first cock I could grab in there. It was then that I knew I couldn't be with women anymore."

He has an iPhone 2G. That was so six months ago. Upgrade your phone and your choice in ladies.

mimi-You know,I feel sorry for you,being so fucking invested in some dope addled retard's life like you are.It must be awful to have that pathetic a life.

She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got catfish eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue
She's got catfish eyes

Ah yes, the tall dark handsome bottomboy and the exquisite lady with the extra chromosome...we've been expecting you!

Christ if a woman turned up to a date with me and put that little effort into looking good and dressing up for it she wouldn't see me again.

Especially when I know she can scrub up nice.

(scrub up-photoshop whatever)

She's dating Jose Canseco? Perfect.

Anonymous - you must be very sucessful...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOSER!

Go Brit! He's Smokin!!
She is doing quite well for herself..
can we say jealous much???? lol bunch of FaT losers on here hahahahaha
Her and her new boy toy are 100 times better looking then any one on here AND she makes 100+ times more $$$.
Pathetic people amuse me :)

He looks like a gigolo.

I hear that this septic tank is going to light the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center. Will that be with or without undies?

"Honestly, I have no idea where I got the HIV!!! But I'll do everything I can to make sure my kids don't----oh fuck, now they're HIV+ too. How'd that happen? Maybe from the hives. You know, hives, hiv, same thing, basically."

Damn, I got insulted by a britard.

If only I cared what mimi thought.

hahaha...whats the point. she/he can't read

wow he looks like an asshole.
ugly as fuck.

I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.

The guy has short legs!
Not my type.

And he looks cross-eyed, although I love the Latino look. I think I'm going to bed real soon...

he's hot but i think a touch gay.

He's a prostate-touch gay.

Of course he's gay.... he's David Hasselhoff, Jr.

Skinny lil fuck ain't he?

Birock Obomma is using dark make-up in interviews and photo shoots so he looks more like a pure-bred Porch Monkey instead of the oreo he usually looks like. He's trying to appeal more to all the ghetto darkies that voted for his coon ass, so they'll still think he's gonna pay their rent.

#31 blah blah blah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

insane people can still date. i'm surprised papa spears wasn't hiding out in the bushes.

i think brit is doing well.

What is up with those eyebrows????

Whoever he is, he just kissed his privacy good-bye.

To break the ice, he told Britney "you know, when you get a blowjob, it makes your whole day, but when you get anal sex, it makes your hole weak" and then he started to cry.

I don't care either way but....
2nd pic, is it me, or does she look like she somehow developed down's syndrome?

She must really like the guy. She put on a bra and everything.

YUM! He's HOT!!! go get 'em brit!

He has eyes like Wonky McValtrex (aka Paris Hilton)

Thats a whoooolata baggage right there!!! good luck buddy...

Imagine how much semen you could land between her eyes.

wonder if miniememe going to make another "leave Britney alone " video!

Where does she dig these guys up? She's under constant supervision and she still manages to find herself another guy who resembles an oily, slithery snake on two legs. Kevin Federline, wigga snake -- Adnan Ghalib, Muslim pap snake -- this guy, gay gigolo who will occasionally loan himself out to famous women for money snake. Way to go Britney.

Probably lots, Zane.
Your question was riveting and timely.
Kudos.

Just ask yourself:
Would a normal dude, with no issues and NOT a golddigger, EVER go out with Britney?

Nice try there Rico Suave.

Anon -

Damn, it's hard to take someone seriously who has no name.

Get a life... get a name... get a brain.

Rough Daddy - no... no video...

Go aim for the toilet... that should keep you busy for a couple hours.

Sport -

Just ask yourself:

Would a normal person, with no issues EVER give a dam about someone who only gets off by putting people down?

The caterpillar eyebrows could be throwing me off...but her right tit appears to be freakish larger than the left one. Maybe she forgot to put in both cutlets when she rolled out of the dumpster?

that would be freakishly*

He is definitely gay.

and WHAT IS she holding delicately between the fingers of her right hand, of the umbrella man??

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He looks just like this guy I know who's a struggling actor/model that lives in New York. He's been in some national commercials/ads, but he's been a bartender at a swanky restaurant for years...very cute and dates girls....but gays off on the side.

UMMMMMMMM ....
He's gay ... no really ... very gay ... throws up if he smells vag-crotch ... see, he's trying not to retch in that photo ... he's a handler ... just to make sure Britney doesn't accidentally create another life that drains her bank account ... always hire the gay gayest gay handler ... look he's tasting vomit in that photo, see?

# 47 you idiot I was referring to miniememe=Jayger

One more thing Britney hates you mimi!! I garanty you...

definitely an upgrade from stupid k-fed

definitely an upgrade from stupid k-fed

Obviously that guy is gay. She is just hanging out with a gay guy.