Nov 26 2008Beyonce, I don't think I am ready for this jelly

um....fir...who gives a fuck

FIRST!!!!

kardashian's going down

Is it me, or in pic 4 is she's rockin' a fierce camel toe?

Beyonce is hot and works. Kim is a slob who does nothing but shop and pose.

Backup singers crack me up everytime.

not bad, butt why acentuate the largeness... she aint that hot here. seen better. is that camel toe in that aquaman suit??

gee, where could you have gotten this beyonce vs. kim kardashian idea from, Stealperficial?

Theres no jelly on kims superfish!!! no contest!!

Everybody's a "singer". What happened to real musicians?

She still smells like dirty hot-dog flavored water, like all black people. Plus she still has that brillo-pad pubic hair like all the other tar babies, no matter how much they try to straighten out the hair on their heads to try to look like the master race.

Also, that Jay-z punk looks like one of the members of the Fat Albert gang, mushmouth I think....maybe Rudy

In all the excitement over Kim K's huge posterior you have ignored the awesomeness of the true booty queen Vida Guerra of "livin the low life" .
http://www.hispanicprwire.com/uploaded_pictures/10536_2.jpg
All other ass's should bow down to hers, there should be smaller ass's in orbit around her ass

Hey Look...any woman that looks like that in a black unitard gets my respect!

It'll be funny when JayZ gets her pregnant then leaves her like all black men do.

But Kim doesn't wear a butt pad. We all know that now. That joke is obsolete.

Love you superfish : )

Why do "artists" like her even have a microphone when they "perform". Its "pathetic" to think that your audience acutally beleives you are "singing". PS. I "like" parenthesis!

I know kim trek this sites,,,,youre #1 baby,,,If the bush ever fumble Rough Daddy will get a loan to take care of you....

xoxo
roughers

Why does she insist on wearing such unflattering clothes? UGH. Her body type would look great in 40s style dress (high waisted, long, A-line skirt, tight shirt, classy heels) and she wears this crap that makes her look like a stuffed pig.

PS Kim Kardashian doesn't wear a butt pad -- she has ass implants. They are pathetically obvious in every bikini shot, since they make her ass start about 3 inches higher than it would normally (which is why her ass crack is always showing).

Funny stuff Superficial writer!

Thank goodness fat bottom girls have body control garments like spanx lol!

#14

Kim wears different type of butt girdles and it is obvious some of them have butt pads by the weird shaping of her big loose ass. Fat bottom chicks need butt support.

#15 - How can you believe she wasn't singing? P.S. Since when are "quotation marks" called "parenthesis"?

This song is absolutely brutal. Beyonce is basically glorified stripper. I'll put this on my list of all time top 5 worst songs just behind Amerie "This one thing" and every song Pink has ever written (they're all included as one because they all sound the same and they all have lyrics with her b*tching about something).

Did anyone here read the recent research out of the New England Journal of Medicine? They looked at 8,946 males who regularly make racist comments. There was a strong positive correlation (+.96) between number of racist comments made and eating one's own ejaculate, with 97% of racists admitting to eating their own ejeculate. Ironically, of the 3% who denied it, all admitted that their first sexual experience was with a barnyard animal. So basically, if you're a racist male, you most likely eat your own sperm or like to deposit it in a goat. I wasn't surprised by these findings, but thought I'd share them with you dear readers.

I'm not a racist, but I am very fond of my goat.

I would spank that ass like a red headed step child who hid my six pack.

The bitch sells records and made a name for herself. You can't deny that she has more talent than a urinal with a sex tape and an OJ lawyer dad.

It's sad that fake-ass titties, a fake-ass ass, and penchant for lettin' the homies piss on you is all it takes to become rich and famous.

#20 Since now.

PS: "Beyonce" sucks somthin' fierce.

Nothing but hotness there.

RACISTS.. Beyonce looks good, none of you would look half as good with that leotard bodysuit on! Also she was singing live dimwit.. "quotation" mark, (parenthesis)... idiot..

These pix are all fine and dandy but where are all the ASS shots???
Go back to your video please and screencap the pix that make up the story here, wtf :)

Let me rephrase that:

It's sad that fake-ass titties, a fake-ass ass, and penchant for lettin' the homies piss on you is all it takes to become famous IF YOU ARE ALREADY RICH.

i'm sure under all that that spandex is a thousand dollars worth of Spanx.

..post some caps from @3:13 in... nice bootay there!

Mike,
I wasn't referring on you. I haven't read anything racist from you, and I know about your relationship with your goat. I hope you two have a nice Thanksgiving.

Why do black people make up names! (Beyonce- WTF?)

enough with the blatant kim kardashian promotion, one more blatant plug and i'm out of here.

is thesuperficial owned by celebuzz who also happens to own kim's official site? I mean, c'mon on dude! i know you've got to make yourself a living but this is pretty annoying.

To #9...

Will this work for you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdjtO4iKU-A

She co-wrote this song. Just Google BC Jean If I Were a Boy and you'll get lots of sites telling you how Beyonce stole that song from a 21 year old San Diego girl.

BC Jean plays the piano as well as singing and composing. Are we doing better now?

Black people are just as stupid as racists.

@ 37 so you're basically putting yourself on blast as a racist you jackass?

you are the dimwitted asswipe

I would totally fuck that black body, even if it does come with a Chia-crotch.

i think kim should do a remake of 2girls1cup with amy winehouse where amy would eat the puke and the shit coming from kim kardashian's huge asshole. nevermind, amy would probably die before the shit came through the ass cheeks. :-(

Speaking of this chick... and her "music".... I watched this yesterday and about pissed my pants..

It's funny..

Watch it. NOW!! What are you waiting for??
Geez..

http://www.wimp.com/fatdance/

I'd hit that so hard I would use a sick day the to continue.

I'm not interested in Beyonce because I'm not into bestiality.

To any white man who is interested in her, I'd suggest that you'll find the woman of your dreams in your local zoo's gorilla cage.

Racism is so 20th century, get with the times, fucktards (for those that that applies to). Go back to Freeperland or RNC.com or wherever you normally hang out.

Having said that, I'm sick and fucking tired of Beyonce. I think the black unitard is fugly. She looks OK in it, but why any woman would want to dress like a disco ninja, I don't know. I know it's cold in NYC in November, but try harder. You get paid to look good, make an effort.

I do know that every time she makes any kind of reference to "Sasha Fierce" it makes me want to hit her in the face with a shovel. Seriously. At least several times.

People who make up alter egos for themselves are idiots. It's cute when you're 3 or 4, it's not cute when you're an adult. It just makes you look pretentious and immature. Yeah, this includes Diddy (or whatever the fuck he's calling himself now) and Prince. Christ, one name isn't enough for these people?

HQ pics here:
http://www.celebutopia.net/forum/showthread.php/beyonce-nbc-today-television-program-new-york-november-96257.html

I love bouncy.
Of course, I can't stand listening to the excrement that is passed off as "music" these days, so I turn the volume off and and just look at her boobs.

P.S. Thats how I used to watch Charlies Angels too. Yes, I'm old.

That fat ho shouldn't be wearing tight clothing. What a talentless looser !
http://www.rnbmusicblog.com/beyonce-stole-if-i-were-a-boyfrom-bc-jean/

Beyonce, you've got talent. You continue to suck the media dry. Your face on that perfume advert is glorious. You can't recruit anymore fans unless theyre in the womb. Now enjoy your talent in the privacy of your own home.

Ahhh....I am enjoying the look of confusion on White Boy's faces.

What do we do with that booty? Must go play baseball...

White boyz like nice asses, not big fat black ones Mr. Nigerian (do all of you have those lupus scars on your faces?)
Yeah most of us aren't down with giant smelly asses. Why must they be oversized? I remember seeing pictures in the Smithsonian when I was 12 of Africans with huge shells in their lips and bones in their noses and females with insanely gigantic buttocks.
No thanks brutha, you can keep this one. Even if she is only half black and don't forget she if attractive to you because she is not not African American.
Stupid fuck.
P.S.
Ahhhhhhh haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Why would you be attracted to big ass? Answer: Because cows and horses have the same. So, to fit and be accepted, you go for big butt girls.

#22
I READ THE SAME STUDY! There was also a correlation with the size of the penis as well. I believe they don't exceed 3 inches...yup, that was it.

I watched up to a minute of the video, and can I tell you something? Thats shit was retarded, its no wonder why our retarded US is going down the shitter, I mean god damn you, retarded music with even more retarded dancing. The bitch looks dumb & ugly.

God that face is ugly and the butt and thighs are mannishly large. Gross why are we living with these animals?

Do you mean to tell me that people actually listen to and buy this garbage?? I'm truly shocked. The music industry has gone to hell. This is tripe and she cannot sing to save her life. Total puke. Bring back real music.

my cock is sooo ready

the white girl is a better dancer than her. it's because beyonces FAT

She is gross. BTW - did anyone else but me think that when she was on SNL doing the 'dance routine' with JT etc. that the outfit she wore made her look like a stop-motion doll from RobotChicken? Talk about overly accentuating her hips. She looked retardedly out of proportion.

She's really fugly too.

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.Is she single now?

I think Beyonce is beautiful, she's got a great body..no, it's an amazing body, great voice, she can't dance or act for shit but it's okay.

Obviously, MillionaireLoving.c o m is for farm animals because where else would girls like Beyounce go? GirlyZoo. c o m stopped taking submissions long time ago.

well that wouldn't be my first outfit choice... but she doesn't look half bad.

I do have to say that is some pretty interesting choreography

Fat conceited untalented bitch with an enormously misshapen ass. pretty face though.

I'm not the least bit interested in Beyonce.

Well, OK, there is one thing. The thing I really want to do to Beyonce is throw rotten food at her, like rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes.

I won't do that though because:

1.) I don't like cruelty to animals and,
2.) I'm afraid she might throw her feces at me.

I don't get the appeal of Beyonce, she shrieks, screams and is very shrill vocally. She sounds like a bad cabaret act in a Las Vegas Hotel lounge, not a nice hotel either.

1. I wonder what makes her think wearing that at 7am on a show that is frequented by soccer moms and their children is appropriate. This reminds me of Fergie's super-sexual floor humping that she did right in the faces of literal CHILDREN. Beyonce isn't humping the floor, but she might wanna save the spandex bodysuits until after 12:00.

2. What is with the racists on this website? WTF? Could the Superficial writer do something about this? I understand that it's a pain in the ass to moderate comments but jeez. I don't want to come here and read my celebrity gossip with a dash of hateful racist comments.

Latifa is lookin good (for Latifa), but when did she start lip-synching?

gotta love the haters!!! i guess lots of folks have low self-esteem! are your lives that sad? get help and read a book! literacy helps! :)

She does have very good voice, it was really hard to tell during that song though. The dancing however, was altogether contemptible... The song kind of was as well. I really liked her in Dreamgirls.

Beyonce ain't half bad in my estimation.Those black tights sure are hot baby.As for Kim what the heck forget it.

I'd allow her to take some of my man-goo in her womb, but she's gotta lose about 30 pounds first.

The blonde chick dancing next to her puts Beyonce to shame. HOT!!!

Beyonce's overrated.

Hey, The Master, for someone who considers himself in the master race, you sure know a lot about black people. I'm sure you smell worse than anyone, with your greasy dishwater blonde limp mullet, your pimply pale crater skin, and your assless skeleton frame. You're an idiot, and white people are inbred as anyone and there is no master race. You came from black people, deal with reality.

Havign dealth with that racist assclown, I think that Beyonce is starting to look like a mannish trannie with boobs. Her face is aging and losing its girlish charm. Time to get off the stage, because she has zero to offer musically or vocally.

She can neither sing nor dance. Man, that sounded like shit.

Wow.... racist r soo lame! Do u guys not realize the butt is the biggest muscle on the body which adds to overall muscle mass which makes her have a lower body fat percentage than women with no butt and love handles to hold on 2 instead! Why do you think women like jessica biel squat all day to achieve the result beyonce was born with??? I totally agree with beyonce aging tho its prob due 2 her fare skin... it ages faster u know the lack of melain does that. But she looks okay in the outfit. I love the dance moves it was a tribute. But all three of those women dance very well. I like the song but it is def getting played out. If the racist people hate blacks so much just go live somewhere else deal with it america is a melting pot. Every color is beautiful!!

Wow.... racist r soo lame! Do u guys not realize the butt is the biggest muscle on the body which adds to overall muscle mass which makes her have a lower body fat percentage than women with no butt and love handles to hold on 2 instead! Why do you think women like jessica biel squat all day to achieve the result beyonce was born with??? I totally agree with beyonce aging tho its prob due 2 her fare skin... it ages faster u know the lack of melain does that. But she looks okay in the outfit. I love the dance moves it was a tribute. But all three of those women dance very well. I like the song but it is def getting played out. If the racist people hate blacks so much just go live somewhere else deal with it america is a melting pot. Every color is beautiful!!

here is the video that beyonce got her moves from:
Wow.... racist r soo lame! Do u guys not realize the butt is the biggest muscle on the body which adds to overall muscle mass which makes her have a lower body fat percentage than women with no butt and love handles to hold on 2 instead! Why do you think women like jessica biel squat all day to achieve the result beyonce was born with??? I totally agree with beyonce aging tho its prob due 2 her fare skin... it ages faster u know the lack of melain does that. But she looks okay in the outfit. I love the dance moves it was a tribute. But all three of those women dance very well. I like the song but it is def getting played out. If the racist people hate blacks so much just go live somewhere else deal with it america is a melting pot. Every color is beautiful!
video sasha go the moves from:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRm4evmgz4I&feature=related

The new porn-star?
be honest: WHY NOT?
SHE GIVES ME A STIFF DICK, all right!!

que bien canta esta chica y que simpática parece.
Desde Madrid, España

Anyone who calls Beyonce ape-like or unattractive obviously didn't even bother to look at her. There are no simian features present and her nose and lips are no bigger than an Asian woman's.

people say we look like twins.i look up to you like your my big sister.you should make a song just like "If i were a boy"and Single ladies".i like to sing and dance but mostly singing.i learned how to sing better just like you and ciara.

owwwwieee! can't...... breathe.....

[cute boots tho...]

haahaha!!! these comments are hysterical... when people have nothing else to say, the ape/monkey/ black comments resurrect themselves like clockwork! such sheep..... OK here's the deal: Beyonce comes from a twisted country mentality where she was groomed & driven to be a performer. Every moment, every thought, every meal, everyTHING she experienced when she was a child was designed [by 2 equally driven wacky parents] for her to become a peformer. Hell, maybe from the day of conception. Scary stuff. As logic, timing & luck would dictate, she's in the thick of things now & and as vapid & singleminded as her goals are, she's doing what she wants, AND [pay attention now] could BUY & SELL the lot of you morons if she wanted to. Yes it's a pity, but sadly it's the truth. Have another piece of fried chicken [while you pretend you don't like it] watch the video again while you tap your feet [you know it's a catchy tune!] and calm the f* down... haha!

wow... with all the ugly, fat, and ape comments, i'd REALLY like to see what you people look like...laughable i presume

I dare any of you to put that outfit on and look one TENTH as good as she does. Not gonna happen! And who says she's not singing. Clearly she's singing live.

"My president is black!" and to all of you who didn't vote for him...guess what he's your president too Ha..Ha..Ha! Look at the mess our forefathers, our white forefathers have gotten us into. The only thing a Black man can do is make it better because a black man possesses strength, courage, intellect and dicks that a lot of white men wish they had.

Beyonce is alright, I never did like her when she was with Destiny's Child. The CD Sasha Fierce is junk sounds like elevator music.

I agree with Why...i think this will present change.
For all u racists slavery is way over so deal with it, you lazy morons. Go screw yourselves, i doubt any else would

True, there is no master race. Beyonce is not fat. She is a beautiful woman with gorgeous curves and amzing talent. That's why ya'll white people have your funny-looking love handles. Black most certainly IS beautiful. BTW - Beyonce is NOT just some made up black name. Her origins are Black, French and Native American. Her first name is the continuation of her mother's family name because there were no boys to carry on the last name. You racist people deserve to burn in hell for eternity with the devil's whip cracked against your backs, simply because you pride yourselves in being racist. No, I wouldn's have chosen the body suit but ya'll wouldn't look nearly as fabulous as she does in it. I'm a black woman without the large booty - I'm shaped more like Scarlett J - lightly hourglass. But the color of my skin (even though it's extremely light) makes me beautiful just like Beyonce's does. Barak Obama!! Black is beautiful!! And I still don't have wierd love handles and some flat ugly-lookin ass!! HaHa!!

True, there is no master race. Beyonce is not fat. She is a beautiful woman with gorgeous curves and amzing talent. That's why ya'll white people have your funny-looking love handles. Black most certainly IS beautiful. BTW - Beyonce is NOT just some made up black name. Her origins are Black, French and Native American. Her first name is the continuation of her mother's family name because there were no boys to carry on the last name. You racist people deserve to burn in hell for eternity with the devil's whip cracked against your backs, simply because you pride yourselves in being racist. No, I wouldn's have chosen the body suit but ya'll wouldn't look nearly as fabulous as she does in it. I'm a black woman without the large booty - I'm shaped more like Scarlett J - lightly hourglass. But the color of my skin (even though it's extremely light) makes me beautiful just like Beyonce's does. Barak Obama!! Black is beautiful!! And I still don't have wierd love handles and some flat ugly-lookin ass!! HaHa!!

There is no master race. Beyonce is not fat. She is a beautiful woman with gorgeous curves and amzing talent. BTW - Beyonce is NOT just some made up black name. Her origins are Black, French and Native American. Her first name is the continuation of her mother's family name because there were no boys to carry on the last name. You racist people deserve to burn in hell for eternity with the devil's whip cracked against your backs, simply because you pride yourselves in being racist. No, I wouldn's have chosen the body suit but ya'll wouldn't look nearly as fabulous as she does in it. Barak Obama!! Black is beautiful!! And I still don't have wierd love handles and some flat ugly-lookin ass!! HaHa!!