Nov 11 2008Audrina Patridge in a bikini

Yes!!!

Audrina who???? Hills what??? What is this? She looks like my fucking cleaning lady..

s'all good baby

what a disgusting set of tits.

She's a squirter.

there's nothing good about this girl, except maybe her left forearm..

Tara Reid, Jr.

How much did those cost?

@2, You have a cleaning lady??

Audrina, you're one of my favorite on The Hills, after Heidi of course. Your smile illuminates even the darkest shadows that this world has to offer and your voice is a soothing wind chime on a warm breeze.

Randal

Oooooooo.. dem white wimminnnzzz is finnneee.

Come taste my chocolate sausage!

Bix Nood!

Jimbo, doesn't everyone??

At least one.

Nasty tit job.

Randal, someone needs to kick your ass.
Dam I wish it could be me!!!

My cleaning lady keeps dipping into my stash. Gotta let her go..

I will come clean your house Foxie..

@4dude are you gay she as nice pair of tits.p.s motor boatsssssssssss

She has old lady boobs.

K, Jimbo, I don't care if you steal my stash, just never touch my gin..

I think that her fake boobs look pretty saggy..... should have gone with a board certified plastic surgeon

Imagine how nasty and insignificant this bitch would be without the fake boobs.

My bad, she is insignificant...

What are you guys on - this girl is FINE! That is one incredible body - personally I'm not big into implants but they look pretty good to me. By the way - if my cleaning lady looked like that I'd be buying a swimming pool to get her in a swimsuit!

#23 yeah...I was gonna say..

ha ha... I met this bitch a few week back at a club and nailed her. Funny thing is, she asked me to hit that shit in her ass. Who knew she would like it like that. she wailed like a siren.

This girl only looks good in pictures.
On video... there is something severely wrong with her.

i wanna just tease that little bean of hers til she's quivering like a naked eskimo

Dearest Randal,

We wouldn't piss on your face if your teeth were on fire. Stop posting pathetic drivel we will never read. You're a fucking creep; go get yourself shot.

Sincerely,
Paris Hilton, Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian, and all the other vapid cunts whose vaginas are too cavernous for your tiny penis anyway

I dunno.... If I had to choose between her and Amy Winehorse.....

She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.

Her tits remind me of Mini Mouse. They're both fucking Goofy. If you look closely, it looks like she is getting titty fucked. If you look closer yet, you'll see that nobody is on her, and therefore, she has a permanent penis engraved in her "chest."

Where is her upper-lip? How come no one ever comments on that?

aw ew.. those are not real. give me a break!

What is wrong with her boobs? Why are they so far apart and so far down?!?! Sick.

What is wrong with her boobs? Why are they so far apart and so far down?!?! Sick.

ohhhh man the things i would do

izzat camel toe???

@33 You make a valid point. Where the hell is her upper lip!?

& I'd also like to add, for the record, I'm a bisexual woman so you can't pull the "you're gay" card on me... and I think her tits are fucking disgusting. They're saggy and nasty and you could use them as a cup holder... for like, the world's biggest cup.

Everyone is being so mean to her. I think she is fantastic, I love the show and think the girls on it have the best lives.
Everyone just pays her out because they are jealous.

I found an Audrina look alike on adultsonlylist.com! for real!

Aside from the poorly placed fake boobs, she looks amazing. Look at that stomach, cute legs, and beautiful smile. She's lovely! She would have been just fine with small little real boobs.

She really need to get her sex tape out there, it's time.

I mean, what's left?

Good legs? ARE YOU SERIOUS???? The bitch has horrible cankles. Look at every picture from the knees down. [Shivers]

Good legs? ARE YOU SERIOUS???? The bitch has horrible cankles. Look at every picture from the knees down. [Shivers]

tara reid with dark hair

She's got a bad case of long-torso-no-legs, which is always accompanied with cankles.

the pics, sadly are from july. http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=284512

I'm sure, folks: THOSE TITS ARE GOING DOWN!!

it is nice that your cleaning lady! I present?
stupid!

She is looking for her trailer!!!!!

it is nice that your cleaning lady! I present?
stupid!

She is looking for her trailer!!!!!

She is looking for her trailer!!!!!

Motorboat? I think it'd be more yatching.

Wow, I can really see this girl's asscheeks warmly wrapped around my cock as I buttfuck her. At least I wouldn't have to look at her face.

Check out the juxtaposition between Partidge and Winehouse in the So Freaking Hot box.

What;s wrong with this girl? She's gorgeous.

Seriously wtf is wrong with you morons? She's fucking HOT!

She has no top lip for christ's sake!!

She looks like Gollum, with tits!

Dudes, she's beautiful. Fucking beautiful. No lips WFC, WGAS.

Despise those shot-put tits though, why not be naturally small-chested.

I must say I didn't recognize her at first, in the main pic she's actually finally looking at the camera and not doing that checking for birds dropping turds pose. First time for everything.

Spend some time fucking accentuating those raging insecurities, and she'll do just about anything to win approval. Now that is a major fucking score dudes.

You all know that you would do her in an instatnt if given the opportunity.

umm, these were posted over the summer, not when filming the hills, are you guys serious?

hot

these are old photos

She is gorgeous, pretty sure all of you that are saying horrible things are just jealous

These pictures were taken this past summer!!! It is a cheap excuse to post titties. I can't rely on homos for breaking tittie news.

#s 63, 64, 67:

You losers actually remember obscure Aurdrina Partidge photo-shoots from the summer, and then advertise the fact like it's something to be proud of, and that we're a bunch of idiots for thinking they were new? You fucking suck! (Really, you just proved beyond a doubt how asinine your lives are). Keep up the good work!

I'm not sure where many of you get your beauty standards. But she's beautiful. The picking about the deviated boobs and the torso-to-legs proportion is fairly minor. There's literally hundreds of different attributes that make up a person's physical beauty. She hits most of them. And it wouldn't surprise me if most of the highly negative comments are made by women. Your gender after all loves to tear each other apart when it comes to looks.

I spooged to these months ago. Get your shit together.

Her body is perfect, but her face is ugly. I'm jealous of her body, not the face..ew.

Not gonna lie, I'd hit it, alot. boobs ain't perfect but that won't matter when she's gagging.

@68. Atrides - November 12, 2008 11:09 PM

Is it really worse than someone who thinks news from 5 months ago is 'hot off the presses'? Did you hear war broke out in Europe and we jumped in after Pearl Harbor? I'm not sure how it'll turn out; stay tuned.

P.S. I would ANNIHILATE Audrina sexually in every way possible for the 30 seconds I would be able to last with her.

@68. Atrides - November 12, 2008 11:09 PM

Is it really worse than someone who thinks news from 5 months ago is 'hot off the presses'? Did you hear war broke out in Europe and we jumped in after Pearl Harbor? I'm not sure how it'll turn out; stay tuned.

P.S. I would ANNIHILATE Audrina sexually in every way possible for the 30 seconds I would be able to last with her.

these are bad pics of her. she's actually pretty even tho she has virtually no upper lip and her eyes always look up...how many people with those noticeable "flaws" are still gorgeous? and her boobs are real. you can tell those are not fake if you watch the show. she's just very thin and is hunched over in these pics which make them look weird. its a bad angle, give the girl a break.

Yes: Her, Mister Stamous, how is your, Serail habits, um not the serail killer youa re your movation the way you advertise that sertail stuf will comsume you, yes her, "I' reall like two kiss her their, and yes is she, the kittey cat Kissel, yummie she is, "I' sure wish "I' was their rite up MIss KIssle cat, and whoa re you, you yummie femail um very hungry for you showme more, ketch me if you can!!

Yes: Her, Mister Stamous, how is your, Serail habits, um not the serail killer youa re your movation the way you advertise that sertail stuf will comsume you, yes her, "I' reall like two kiss her their, and yes is she, the kittey cat Kissel, yummie she is, "I' sure wish "I' was their rite up MIss KIssle cat, and whoa re you, you yummie femail um very hungry for you shwo me more, ketch me if you can!!

Yes: Her, Mister Stamous, how is your, Serail habits, um not the serail killer youa re your movation the way you advertise that sertail stuf will comsume you, yes her, "I' reall like two kiss her their, and yes is she, the kittey cat Kissel, yummie she is, "I' sure wish "I' was their rite up MIss KIssle cat, and whoa re you, you yummie femail um very hungry for you shwo me more, ketch me if you can!!

Yes: Her, Mister Stamous, how is your, Serail habits, um not the serail killer youa re your movation the way you advertise that sertail stuf will comsume you, yes her, "I' reall like two kiss her their, and yes is she, the kittey cat Kissel, yummie she is, "I' sure wish "I' was their rite up MIss KIssle cat, and whoa re you, you yummie femail um very hungry for you shwo me more, ketch me if you can!!

Yes: Her, Mister Stamous, how is your, Serail habits, um not the serail killer youa re your movation the way you advertise that sertail stuf will comsume you, yes her, "I' reall like two kiss her their, and yes is she, the kittey cat Kissel, yummie she is, "I' sure wish "I' was their rite up MIss KIssle cat, and whoa re you, you yummie femail um very hungry for you showme more, ketch me if you can!!

scratch what i said about her having real boobs. well im pretty sure these are pre surgery pics. but apparently she just got a boob job. either way i stand by what i said, she's quite pretty but these aren't her best body pics.

Seriously - all you picking Audrinas firgure apart are clearly un happy with yourselves! Give her a break, she looks fab. Taking a stab at her isn't going to fix your weight. Go lose some pounds fatties.

Her boobies look funny, but other than that, I'd shag her brains out.

FUGLY!!!!

Needs large tits and an ASS!

Is she German, 'cause I hear a CANKLE ALERT!

all the negative comments = virgins

easy to say that all negative comments are virgins, might be true, who's knows? but honestly, shes alright looking, but her boobs are fked up big style! they need a lift by the look of it...

This chick is smokin'. I'm shaken and stirred.

Yeah, something doesn't look quite normal....