Nov 6 2008

Amy Winehouse's Big Day Out!

Amy Winehouse hasn't been out in public much lately, and last night served as a quiet reminder why her father Mitch presumably locks her in the basement with a box of saltines. Anyway, while her husband Blake was released from jail and immediately carted to rehab, Amy decided it'd be fun to have a relaxing evening going motherfucking apeshit bananas - with a side of crazy sauce. The Daily Mail reports:

She appeared to be in an agitated state, lunging at a photographer stationed outside her home shouting: 'Who's first? Who wants some?'.
She refused to comment on her husband's release.
A couple of hours later her father Mitch turned up at her flat and not long after a pizza delivery arrived.
After they had eaten no-nonsense Mitch shepherded his subdued daughter to his cab.
The singer appeared to have showered and to have changed her clothes after her father's arrival.
However, she was back to her erratic ways later in the evening, sucking on a male friend's knuckle before later passing out in the back of a cab.

I can only assume Amy's friend said something about "cracking" his knuckles and, well, you do the math. In the meantime, I'm pretty sure I could drill a hole in my skull, pour grain alcohol into my frontal lobe and still be a bajillion times more coherent than Amy Winehouse on a good day. In fact, if someone had to choose one of us to get them to a hospital in an emergency, I'd be driving them through a cornfield in reverse so fast Amy's head would spin. Or is it my head would spin? Either way I'm puking in the cup holder. Whee!


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first!

Nice "change" all you fuckhead liberals, the DOW dropped ANOTHER 450 points today.

I see Khaposi's Sarcoma, the clap and a little Herp all rollled into one!

Who the FUCK is Amy Winehouse?

And why the FUCK do you all care about what she does?

STOP watching TV people, go plant a tree or something, damn.

First

I see Khaposi's Sarcoma, the clap and a little Herp all rollled into one!

:(

Her poor drug dealer! can you imagine if she wants to trade hits for blowjobs?

#2

Blame it on 8 years with the Bush Administration you uniformed imbecile. I lost my business because no bank will give me a line of credit because banks are not lending right now due to the Wall Street/Mortgage mess during the Bush Administration.

Lol "Crack" his knuckles!!
cric-crac-croc

I hope Amy gets the help she needs for her drug problem before it is too late. Amy is a talented jazz/blues singer with a soulful voice. It looks like she is starting to get the crack head scabs on her face from lack of nutrients.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aygAu1x2uQo

# 9
ha ha ha tuff shit. . .

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. As I noticed her nasty hairy arms I was wondering just how big and messy her bush is.

Wow, thanks a lot Superficial!!!!

I'm going to sleep well tonight with that scary image burnt into my brain.

This is why I believe there is no God.

How could he create something as asscrack ugly as this?

#9

I will survive and only 5 percent of Americans make the big bucks like me. I plan on buying mortgages and selling them and also I have a new company to start with interested investors.

Coffebean you fucking idiot. BUSH IS STILL IN OFFICE FUCKTARD.

This chick is a train wreck. The thing is though that Janis Joplin was a junkie too. Jimmy Hendrix, Jim Morrissey - they just didn't have the paparazzi to document the decent. Amy will OD one day too and we get to watch. Sad.

The fifth photo is the best! LMFAO!!!!

She's morphed into some old Italian character actor....

Dead by Xmas. I called it.

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scabbeus you are an idiot! Bush is still president.

Amy is the walking dead, that girl needs help, fast.

FISH - Karina from DWS just had a nip slip

coffeebean you rightwing fucking idiot! It was your party that made the country this way, oh by the way retard BUSH IS STILL PRESIDENT!

Back to Amy, she is a sad waste of talent. She is the walking dead, if she doesn't get help soon she is going to die
What a waste of talent!

#2- Sarah, is that you?? You don't even know what the DOW is, do ya naow..

Sorry #19 was to be for coffeebean not scabbeus!!! SORRY!!!!
Hey speaking of coffeebean I need for coffee!!!

so sad she looks like a crazed ape

Just fuckin die already.

Funny how the article following this one speaks of how nuts Britney is. Amy gives master classes in crazy and Brit isn't in the same league.

#2 - yeah, well, a president-elect can't change anything until after inauguration day, right? Meanwhile, the market responds to the recession that Bush will hand off to Obama, just like his dad did to Clinton:

""Everything is so dismal right now, It's just an endless flow of bad news and no one wants to buy," said Dave Rovelli, managing director of U.S. equity trading at Canaccord Adams.

Rovelli said that the steady stream of bad economic reports and weak corporate earnings and forecasts was taking its toll. In particular, the number of companies announcing layoffs was unnerving investors, especially ahead of Friday's big monthly jobs report.

October retail sales from the nation's chain stores were mostly abysmal, with some discounters such as Wal-Mart Stores escaping the fray. The housing market collapse, credit crunch and strained labor market have all taken their toll on consumers' wallets. Even the recent retreat in oil and gas prices has not had much of a positive impact on consumer spending.

"People are realizing that the recession is going to drag on until at least the end of 2009," he said. "

@20 why trade a nip slip in the air for a butt crack and cheek scab in the bush?

Will someone just punch this stupid bitch in the face already? I'm willing to pony up a bounty--who's with me?

I guess that's what happens when you date Obama . You end up looking like that.

Wow what a looker.

#30 hopefully someone doesnt try to fathom what you just babbled, they may lose a couple of IQ points in the process...

#13: NOW I feel like throwing up
#27: Why do you bother? Stupid people revel in their ignorance.

As for Amy... fuck her.

She's starting to resemble Blake.

This woman never ceases to amaze me. How is she even still alive?

#30

Obama is not only intellegent but he is an attractive tall fit man and exercises regularly. Obama is definitely easy on the eyes!

#36

Easy on the eyes if Alfred E. Newman is your type.

don't worry Superficial readers, the man's knuckle was amputated in time.

She is practically a caricature of herself..... you couldn't make her more fucked up looking if you tried.... not even with CGI effects.

#37

You are hillarious! I have always loved Mad magazines and books!

I don't really understand her appeal or why she is famous. She's had one hit song in the states but for some reason the paps snap her everytime she goes to rehab. I feel bad for her, but I feel worse that the paps are trying to make money off her problems.

Jesus, will someone take this thing out back and shoot it ? Please, enough already with this useless skank.

shouldn't quasimodo be on a leash?

Is that a Chupacabra?

The girl's nuts, that's the only thing she is famous for.

BOOST - if you are asking people why they care, to go plant a tree or something, well you must care enough to come on here on post LOL!

Amy is such a looser! She is a skanky crack whore!

BOOST - if you are asking people why they care, to go plant a tree or something, well you must care enough to come on here on post LOL!

Amy is such a loser! She is a skanky crack whore!

Ms C. Hey dumbass. The real reason banks will not give you a line of credit is because your CREDIT SUCKS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop blaming the economy and the president on that you loser!

fuck obama and fuck amy winehouse. and those fucking slipper shoes have got to go, step on a fucking piece of shit...oh and amy too.

seriously why is this chick famous? i know she sings but i don't think i've ever heard her. she looks tore up 24/7 (definitely the drugs). does she even look in the mirror? i don't even look that bad on laundry day.

now that her husband is out of a prison, i'm sure there will be a little amy winehouse on the way unless all the drugs cause her an abortion.

Why is she wearing ballet slippers? Ridiculouser and ridiculoser.

Obama has a tan...heh heh...

she's a cartoon character come to life

"Brains .. Brains ... Brains ... Brains..."

Night of the Living Fuckin Dead has come to life. Duck for cover ya'll.

Now if we could just place her face with Madonna's arms and Kate Moss's legs with Tara Reid's abs and ass, whoa baby. What a Rock Star we would have. We would still need to add Britney's manic mania to the pot. Oh crap, we would have built the prototype for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's new baby. Fuck.


I just logged on a web named ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ where so many people are discussing about her latest news.

I wonder: SHE NEEDS TO SHIT?
(so we have here a problem, HOUSTON?)

"STOP watching TV people, go plant a tree or something, damn."

Said the out-of-shape douche on the computer. LOL - all in good fun. I'm one too!

If someone gave me prosecutorial immunity and a handgun, I could end stories on this idiot forever. I'd consider it a civic duty. Then I can use the other five bullets to do the world five more favors.


Looks like sominthing died on her face oh waitr it is her face

That has to be one of the all time crustiest, nastiest, sleaziest redneck limeys I've heard of. Hope to never, ever encounter that thing in person. Fukin disgusting!

Pray for Amy everyone!!! Pray that God save her and not waste such precious talent on the life she's been living. This is one of the best artists of all time!

Get on your knees now and pray, plead and beg God to intervene!

Save Amy, Please I beg you!

I could have sworn, there was one picture where she looked like you would have wanted to put your dick in her, maybe a few years ago... but maybe it was photoshoped...

That's scary.

That's scary.

#13: GOSHH could you use an older joke?!? "I think I just..." STUPID, it's not funny anymore

she didn't change her clothes. she just took off her jacket. and btw what is it on her face? impetigo? or just ketchup?

She used to look a whole lot healthier. Success may have been a curse to her but maybe she would have ended up like this anyway.

ugly woman . i think , i found her profile on////////////////////// www.bigbisexual.com //////////////////////// what's more she is seeking a boy friends for her , i am so curious about that . so i go to view her profile . to my surprise she is dating with a guy who is indeed a handsome guy, i dont know why, i d like to thank u if there is someone who can give me the guy's name ?

coffeebean, you are as fucking stupid as Amy Winehouse is
ugly.

@9

They saw Bo coming and the big money cats are yanking the cheese out of the stock market at the fastest rate in history. Confidence is LOW for the new guy on the block as far as financial markets are concerned.
Look for the market to hit the true value floor between 5,000 to 6,000.
The chaos can go 25% to previous administration, 50% to the current congress and 25% to the current administration.
The current congress has a lower approval rating than Bush's dumb ass.
Half the blame is there for they haven't accomplished shit since they were elected-this will be corrected in two years.
Do not expect a whole lot from BO -1 year to figure out what they are going to do, 1 year of implementation, 1 year of backtracking and 1 year of campaigning for a second term.

I have witnessed these scenarios for 58 years of voting and I did not vote this year because all 3 of the choices were dip shits, and still are.

No matter who won , they were sitting ducks crawling through the front door...


LOOK ITS ROSIE THE RIVITERS LOST STEP CHILD.WTF

I mean come on... When is this dirty bitch going to die already? It's unsafe for the public to be subjected to this.
But on a good note, now that her "Blake-ey" is out of prison, the countdown has begun on when they're both going to OD and finally do the world a favor and die already

cracks me the fuck up LMFAO

@44...LOLOLOL that was awesome...I just watched a special about the Chupacabra on the Discovery channel the other night...and that's EXACTLY what she looks like!!

She looks like Bowser from Sha Na Na!

wow, what a total BABE!!!!
pics 1-4 are her best yet without a doubt.
i gotta say those paparazzi are some pretty brave souls sometimes. i mean just look at pic. 1- look at her all hunched over and skulking around like that- quite frightening indeed i would say. and then pics 3,4 where she launches her attack, those are moments that can ruin one's mind with the horror show she's putting on there. i would demand my editor provide a free pair of depends every time i had to go on assignment and cover this crazy sea hag because i just know i'd mess myself if i had to deal with the terror of this monstrosity trying to launch an offensive on me when her mere appearance is enough to cause significant trauma.

Good ol' Amy, still looking like a million bucks.

If you want your very own Grammy, you can find hers at an East End pawnshop.

Obama will be a hopeless failure; the market knows that. McCain was worthless as well. Bush is president and a hopeless fuck-up. Biden is worthless, Palin is worthless and of course so is Cheney.

All you true believers are as dumb as a box of rocks, so fucking stupid that if you threw yourselves at the floor you'd miss. None of these "political messiahs" are going to save your worthless asses. None of them cares about you or even knows you exist. If somehow they did bump into you, they'd tell you to go fuck your stupid ovine selves and rightfully so.

You stupid mindless fucktard sheeple, you mindless goyim with that growth between your shoulders that you call a head, but which is actually a goykopf (goy head), are simply out of your little minds, that is if you even have little minds. You have shit for brains, sheep shit.

The big jews own 96% of the media and tell you what to think and say via the talmud-vision and you do as you are told while smugly thinking of yourselves as enlightened beings. You are mindless brainless idiots, life unworthy of life. Yes, that's a Nazi phrase, and it's a good one, a true one, one that perfectly describes you whether you like it or not, you worthless pieces of shit.

Why don't you fucking get a clue and turn off that shitty idiot box, that poisonous and expensive electric jew, and just sit quietly and try to think for a change? Careful though, pace yourselves, you don't want to burn out your little pea brains . . . idiots . . . fuck you, fuck you all.

@ 78 Five paragraphs of useless dribble. No one cares loser.

Amy, what a champ! Never fails to disappoint.

Good God could that Trashbag get any uglier??? Why any guy would tap that is beyond me!!

she is ugly as sin

she cant sing, she fucking sounds like a dude

and whoever says she has talent needs to be shot.

fuck she is disgusting.

This chick is scabby all over---you can see it at the top of her ass crack. Necrotic hole in her face is really going to look nice after she keeps picking at it and it makes a big hole all the way through her cheek. Then we'll be able to see her nicotine coated teeth without her even opening her mouth.

I can't believe this p.o.s. gets to keep pumping drugs into her fucked up body and the wonderful socialized medicine in the wonderful UK keeps paying for it. They should just let her fucking die next time she shows up at the e.r. with a meth overdose. Save the taxpayer's money for people who actually *need* healthcare.

Ms. CFO - you didn't get a loan because your credit sucks! ha ha. sounds like a personal problem to me.

Poor Amy

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