Oct 31 2008Traci Bingham is 'Deputy I Have Nothing to Offer Society But My Chest'
Here's Tracy Bingham showing up to some Halloween party dressed as a naughty police officer or something. Yes, that's right, more photos of celebrities in costume on Halloween. Shocking, I know. I didn't win this Pulitzer by delivering the expected. No, it was my bold reporting and for really going after the stories nobody else would cover. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to cover something about an "economies." I'm not exactly sure what that is, but apparently it's in bad shape and somebody's got to report about it!
NOTE: Digging the headlines? I can do this all day. And by can I mean I am. WHEE!*
*Brought to you by sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and whatever the hell's in these Pixie Sticks I just snorted.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. Amber Dextrose - October 31, 2008 3:32 PM
Well, by golly there's a lot of tittage on the site tonight (or today for those of ye over the pond).
Can I just say TCLTC? Because no one's mentioned it for a while.
2. Que - October 31, 2008 3:32 PM
Que you dont say?
3. Amber Dextrose - October 31, 2008 3:32 PM
Well, by golly there's a lot of tittage on the site tonight (or today for those of ye over the pond).
Can I just say TCLTC? Because no one's mentioned it for a while.
4. p0nk - October 31, 2008 3:33 PM
she even has the authentic cop moustache.
5. Amber Dextrose - October 31, 2008 3:34 PM
Oh and now lookee, I posted twice. Dang. But what in the hell are those things on her face? Slugs?
6. p0nk - October 31, 2008 3:38 PM
'tis ok Amber, that can never be said too much.
7. Amber Dextrose - October 31, 2008 3:47 PM
Why p0nk, I apologise. There was me thinking it hadn't been said for too long and what did I find amongst the white noise a few pages back but one loan clarion call of... TCLTC. It shone like a beacon amongst the incoherent ramblings of the many who know so little.
Let's say it again, with feeling: TCLTC, TCLTC, TC TC TC TC TCLTC, olé!
8. DrNecropolis - October 31, 2008 3:48 PM
Man, lots of slutty public servant costumes this year. God bless Halloween
9. Amber Dextrose - October 31, 2008 3:49 PM
lone even. Damn it damn it damn it. I didn't want to be the solitary poster scribbling away beneath Traci Bingham's norks.
10. Ted Kennedy's tumor - October 31, 2008 3:51 PM
My wife has an outfit very similar to this. But without the fake tits and mustache. She isn't going to where it tonight when she takes the kids go trick-or-treating. But after they pass out from their sugar let-down...
11. Jayger - October 31, 2008 3:55 PM
God Bless fishnets!
12. flabergast - October 31, 2008 3:58 PM
damn shes got an ugly as hell face.... but an awesome Rack so brown bag that shit
13. PunkA - October 31, 2008 3:59 PM
Taci Biggums, Kimmy Kardaskank, Mariah Slutty and that stupid blonde bimbo. 4 posts in a row about people no one cares about. C'mon Fish, give us some good stuff. Not these D-level wanna be celebs.
14. Dan - October 31, 2008 4:02 PM
Master chief! I salut you!
15. p0nk - October 31, 2008 4:03 PM
i try, amber.
no need to apologize. between the spammers and trolls, there's too much crap to filter through to find every worthwhile comment.
16. flabergast - October 31, 2008 4:04 PM
FOR FUCK SAKE FISH
FIX YOUR RSS FEED!!!
the photos don't show up at all, its been fucked up like that for like a week or more!
17. mink - October 31, 2008 4:07 PM
at least she's skinny, but why wouldn't she wax that face? this is lame, now I'm just waiting for pics of Eva Mendes and Scary Spice looking like tranny messes. how disappointing
18. Stoney - October 31, 2008 4:12 PM
Are you sure it's not really a man? Maybe it's a dude dressed up like Traci dressed up like a sleazy cop or something. I mean, after all, those tits look fake...
19. Thigh Highs - October 31, 2008 4:24 PM
The "sexy" costumes of last year are definitely out this year...everyone just looks so trashy nowadays.
20. tp - October 31, 2008 4:39 PM
It looks like she has a hot dog on her top lip.
21. Dr - October 31, 2008 5:08 PM
ALL she needs to offer is that chest! Hot.
22. Sport - October 31, 2008 5:08 PM
All the desperate fringe celebs trash it up for attention.
Its not a cop outfit its a look-at-me-hooker-with-a-badge outfit.
23. bho - October 31, 2008 6:47 PM
ome of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club mysportsdate.com^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.
24. Sicko - October 31, 2008 7:03 PM
What more could you ask for but those tits? BTW - she looked much better before she fucked up her lips
25. freddo - October 31, 2008 7:13 PM
When did it come to pass that the only thing women can think of for a costume is 'whore'?
No wonder the world is turning into a fucking shit-hole.
26. Youtube - October 31, 2008 8:31 PM
thanxx
27. KOT - October 31, 2008 9:04 PM
Hot damn! She's fucking hot!
28. ZZ Top - October 31, 2008 10:52 PM
What the fuck is up with that ginormously bizarre mouth of hers??? She is nasty crusty and creepy!
100% Skank!
I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole!!! Unless I have condoms of course!
29. Rob - October 31, 2008 10:54 PM
You call that "hot"?!?!?
Don't get out much around real live people, do you? Shut in much?
30. t - October 31, 2008 11:03 PM
She's nothing butt a fuck bag. Nothing more.
31. missywissy - October 31, 2008 11:26 PM
Sexy costumes. Boring.
32. gerard Vandenberg - November 1, 2008 1:37 AM
be sure: THAT'S ENOUGH, sweety!!
33. KOT - November 1, 2008 2:32 PM
Rob ... I guess you think Hillary Clinton is hot!?