Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel realize they can't do any better

I HATE these fuckers

Sarah looks good in that tie...

first?

3rd?

Its like that Seinfeld episode.... In one light she is hot, in another she is a troll. I just dont know.... Let me reference Charlize Theron;

Yip, Sarah's a troll....

who gives a goddamned fuck about these goddamned shitstains anyway?

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

(AMEN!!!)

Where the fuck is the REAL FISH?
This/these fuckin writers are NOT funny!!!
Does anyone else think these two look like siblings?
Both of them are ugly as hell!

The goofy homo on the right is even uglier than the one on the left. Look at the head on that damn freak, looks like the head of a boar hog shaved clean. They don't even make hats that friggin size. God damn!

I just puked all over my desk when I saw that hog-head bastard.

Sarah, our hearts grow when we're together and they grow when we're apart and I see that both of your hearts still ached from your split that it's brought you back together again.

May this moment in your lives bring you closer than you were before. Hope the road isn't as bumpy for either of you this time around. All the best.

Randal

i think the only thing that keeps him from bashing her skull in with a heavy-handle wrench is that her collie-dog haired twat is the only thing that doesn't resemble a filipino boy that will near get his mangled dick.

Let us pray that our brave troops die while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my presidental duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Muslim men and women seeking to advance islam in the form of new initiatives such as jihads and beheadings. After all, only REAL muslims should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in islam, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote Nobama (biden)
Amen!

(AMEN!!!)

ENDR MISSED HIS CHANCE!!

Let us pray that our brave troops die while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my presidential duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute called ACORN to ensure that future candidates are truly Muslim men and women seeking to advance islam in the form of new initiatives such as jihads, hijackings and be headings. After all, only REAL muslims should be armed across the planet. We will ensure that the entire planet believes in islam, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote Nobama (biden)
Amen!

(AMEN!!!)

Where are all the commets about Jimmys big fat titts?

The ugly evil whore sure gots some ugly calves on her. Not to mention she is ugly in the face. And heart.

That chick needs to get back to Florida and start sucking old Jewish dudes' cocks for Obama votes.

Drop a load on her old dudes, then vote for freedom, not socialism.

Kimmel used to do the sports on KROQ in LA. He was pretty damn funny there. Now, he sucks. He was married to a pretty hot woman when he was there.

Sorry obama, I am going to bitterly cling to my guns and religion. So when you sheeple who voted for "change" come looking for some help because the new messiah has sent us down the path of socialism, just keep on walking unless you want a 5.56mm enema. Just because rockin' obama was the second highest recipient of campain money from both freddie man and fannie mae doesn't mean anything right?

No chance of Jimmy and Michael getting together, then? http://tinyurl.com/4lbfeg

Sarah should have very public sex with Obama (the real sticky kind, not like her Florida relatives video.) I think this will help Obama's image with regular guys, i,e. the steady girl with the sucking lemmons face don't look like fun. In addition, Sarah might get her own show again. It might even drive Jimmy back to his wife and family!

where is her top lip?

On behalf of the nation of England I ask the following: Who are these people?

Our nation is small. Its hard to own guns here. But we do not have these people. And no Spencer nor Heidi too.

I think it balances.

Heard a great joke today:

What do Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden have in common??

Give Up??

Both have friends who tried to blow up the Pentagon!!

Hey-oh!!

Correction: you said, "comedians." Surely you meant "sad douchebag and unfunny cunt." You're welcome.

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They look exhausted.

Why does that photo make me think of butter?

What the hell does he see in that big flat slob?

Another poster referenced this somewhat: sometimes she looks good, other times....not so much. As for him, he's a fathead. I imagine he lets out loud, wet farts on a regular basis, and expects everyone to just excuse them. No, I imagine he expects everyone to LIKE them. I don't like people like that.

Ew. She has some shitty legs.

Is Silverman's schtick of acting so mentally retarded supposed to pass off as good, cutting-edge comedy, today?... It shouldn't. Just sayin.

Sarah Silverman is as hot as it gets. Gorgeous, funny as hell, mouthy, raunchy. Damn! Kimmel, on the other hand... well, he's funny. Mostly.

Yeah she has ugly legs. Not to mention no upper lip. And she is mean and vulgar. Quite the Cunt.

.................SHIT HAPPENS, folks!!

Sarah would be the chick a few people may remember from SNL but is now playing low level comedy clubs if it was not for Jimmy Kimmel. She rode him to the top.

Rat Face and Bagel Boy.

Its just so right....

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@8

They look like siblings because Jewish people have been interbreeding for the past 3,000 years. That's why the women are disgusting and the men are physically frail, bald, poor eyesight. Example - name a Jewish athlete. Anyone? Hasidic Jews have actual genetic diseases as a result of this.

When you consistently limit your gene pool , this is what happens.

The winds of change are sweeping over america and the facist republicans are too lazy to stop us.

Don't worry republicans, Barack Obama is going to fix america and even though you are against him now, you'll still reap the benefits of his brilliant plan.

There isn't enough of you to steal this vote this time. Too many people have realized your empty promises.

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pipe down hitler jimmy kimmel isn't jewish.
have you enlisted?

Sarah Silverman is as hot as a piece of shit in the microwave. She's as funny as a litterbox that hasn't been emptied in three years. I don't know what kind of losers would watch either one of them.

@40
The both fucking suck horribly. If they were Irish they wouldnt have careers to begin with.

Mathieu Schneider is a Jew who plays hockey for the Atlanta Thrashers. Really good defenseman.

Jimmy has an ugly ass so it was hard for him to find another woman to do the "bend over boyfriend" thing with.
As for Sarah, she needed his connections more than ever because, you know, she's just not that talented (The Sarah Silverman Show) or pretty (JAP rodent).
Desperation truly does make one's heart grow fonder.

They should bang out an ugly lil-----well ,,,you know.!!!! Yid

How big is Kimmel's head ffs

Can't do any better? Fuck, I'll take you Sarah. She's hot as fuck. Marry me?

There's something sexy about that mischievous look on her face, I'll tell you that.

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Shitstains?
Shit yeah, shit stains.

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Yes we can.

There's something sexy about that mischievous look on her face, I'll tell you that.