Oct 20 2008Samantha Ronson: Tell me that's not a man, I dare ya
This is a shot of Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson who DJ'ed a charity event in Washington D.C. over the weekend. So to the people who thought "When did Hayden Christensen go on a month-long coke binge?": Close, but no cigar/post-op wiener.

Reader Comments
1. Ram Punchington - October 20, 2008 5:47 PM
Jesus Christ, always with that face!!!
Ugly bitch hates being photographed, but i bet she loves not having to work for a living.
2. Rachel - October 20, 2008 5:50 PM
She's a better looking guy than any of the prissy male Superficial commenters.
3. Sarah - October 20, 2008 5:51 PM
Even though she's infested with herpes, Lindsay could still do better.
4. CaptainMorgan - October 20, 2008 5:58 PM
She's always making that face 'cause she's still getting used to having a sac.
5. bp - October 20, 2008 6:00 PM
Samantha Ronson needs to fucking get a clue about facial expressions. Shes from England not from some black shit hole, quit with the nig pose.
6. Paul - October 20, 2008 6:06 PM
She is a couple scars away from looking like Freddy Krueger in that pic.......very anti bueno.
7. FRIST!!! - October 20, 2008 6:08 PM
That's the look all chicks have the first time they see male Superfish commenters naked.
8. p0nk - October 20, 2008 6:08 PM
If Barak Obama takes lessons from Michael Jackson on how to look white...bingo.
9. Potato Chef - October 20, 2008 6:23 PM
That is one ugly chick. If it really is female. Maybe something in the middle.
What's a potato to do?
10. Licking Linda - October 20, 2008 6:25 PM
lmao@all the guys who just don't get it. Plenty of girls who've sampled dick would finally have the orgasms they've always dreamed of if they hooked up with somebody who knew what to do: another girl. Guys are H*O*P*E*L*E*S*S in bed. They think they're great, which why they're hopeless. Great in bed, plus "I've put on a few pounds but I've still got a good body" referring to a hairy beer belly which is rolled over an unremarkable penis below which sags two smelly balls which are in front of a never-properly-wiped ass. Oh, yummy.
Way to go, Linds. You had the courage to experiment and now you're happy and healthy, as expected. More girls need to have this courage if women are ever to be truly happy and satisfied.
11. Pig F*cker - October 20, 2008 6:27 PM
Nice peach fuzz sideburns.. oooofff....
12. chargr - October 20, 2008 6:36 PM
geez she/he is an ugly biatch
13. MO - October 20, 2008 6:38 PM
--10--
Guys can be taught to give great oral if they want to learn. But first the female must know how to give herself great orgasms or else she will not know how to teach her lover. I taught several of my lovers how to give great oral sex. And after having great multiple orgasms by oral; having a hard cock in my wet pussy is the grand finish. I can't imagine only having oral sex and no hard cock for additional multiple orgasms.
14. faghater - October 20, 2008 6:46 PM
Jesus!
I can't believe that society is willingly to accept mentally disturbed behavior like homosexuality.
Look at that freak.
That is disgusting.
It needs to be reconditioned to think it is a woman again
15. daharia - October 20, 2008 6:49 PM
funny.. when i first took a glimpse i thought "wow lindsay lohan musn't be a dyke anymore.. thats a hot guy!!" then i focused more and realised it was an ugly woman
which says a lot really
guys are just ugly women.
16. Rabbit - October 20, 2008 6:50 PM
That ugly bitch even has blonde 5 O'Clock shadow!
17. kelley - October 20, 2008 6:55 PM
Christ, I don't get it ... I'm 20 years older than she is and I look younger than that (which is 30) at nearly 50 !!
18. PunkA - October 20, 2008 6:58 PM
Now if we could just get these 2 in a boat with another celeb coupe we all hate, then sink it, the world would throw a party. Short term loss, long term gain baby.
19. J - October 20, 2008 6:59 PM
She must be anorexic, or close to it. Look at the lanugo (peach fuzz) all over her face!
20. Jamie's Uterus - October 20, 2008 7:07 PM
What's with all the pics of these old Yentas? First it was Sarah Silverman, now its this one. They both look like old Jewish spinster Aunts from Ronconcoma, Long Island.
21. Dick Bush - October 20, 2008 7:31 PM
She/He huffs latex cocks.
Vote Republican in '08!!!!
22. hilter - October 20, 2008 7:52 PM
When did she start dating Freddy Krueger???
I'm scared and.............................................................I LOVE KIDS!!!
23. claire - October 20, 2008 8:10 PM
if she hates being photographed (it's that stupid look she gives) and fame, she probably shouldn't date one of the most photographed people in the world. just an idea...
24. babydoll - October 20, 2008 8:57 PM
They are both ugly
25. benjamin - October 20, 2008 9:30 PM
I guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship. And by pants I mean dildo. And by dildo I mean strapon.
26. eh - October 20, 2008 9:56 PM
The poster girls for UV damage.
27. RedMKE - October 20, 2008 10:13 PM
That's Meth face if I ever seen it!
28. Anna - October 20, 2008 10:47 PM
If Lohan was a guy, she would look like Ronson. I think her whole thing with Ronson is she's fucking herself. Narcissitic little snatch.
29. He's cute! - October 20, 2008 11:00 PM
I think she makes a better looking dude than Brooke Hogan does as a chick.
Neither is a prize pig.
30. Anna - October 20, 2008 11:05 PM
If Lohan were a guy, she would look like Ronson. I think her whole thing with Roson is she's fucking herself... narcisistic little snatch.
31. katie - October 20, 2008 11:07 PM
SHE LOOKS LIKE MY MALE ROOMMATE. seriously, it freaks me out. where can i post pics cuz this is f'ed up!
32. katie - October 20, 2008 11:07 PM
SHE LOOKS LIKE MY MALE ROOMMATE. seriously, it freaks me out. where can i post pics cuz this is f'ed up!
33. volk - October 20, 2008 11:15 PM
Is not a man... and thousands of girls love her... boys wanna be her, girls wanna be her... just read in youtube how many girls are in love of her huge brown eyes...
For me... Is ok... I'm a dude and if Lindsay wants to be with her is her choice.
By now I just see Lindsay cool, clean, sobriety and smile.
34. fluffer - October 20, 2008 11:22 PM
#10
you could be describing this dude...
35. Coco - October 20, 2008 11:33 PM
Es Pablo Echarri!!
http://imagebin.ca/img/9Lv7oR2.jpg
36. guy - October 20, 2008 11:41 PM
That is one nasty, crusty, fugly, disgusting thing. My eyes were burned. Shit!
Send that god damned shitpile to London with Paris Hilton!
37. gerard Vandenberg - October 21, 2008 12:12 AM
Naive americans really believe lilo is attracted by this sam "THE SHAM"?
lindsay needs money and attention, folks.
THAT'S THE ONE & ONLY REASON!!
38. megannn - October 21, 2008 12:51 AM
dude. i just thought "those two are going to have some freckley-ass children". then i remember the one on the right has no sperm pipe. *phew*
39. El Dude - October 21, 2008 1:23 AM
Still no make-out pictures.
40. Stiles - October 21, 2008 1:46 AM
It looks like a dude with AIDS.
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42. plague of ronsons - October 21, 2008 3:45 AM
Beauty and the Beast. Linds looks just adorable -- Samantha is take-your-breath-away hideous. But I'm glad that LL likes tall skinny guys with brown doe eyes and lots of moles because I fit into that category.
43. Evan Faine - October 21, 2008 5:57 AM
What's Steve-O doing in that Freddy Krueger sweater?
44. The Bisexual - October 21, 2008 7:08 AM
If they're happy let them go...none of you have to date either one of them.
45. Rough Daddy - October 21, 2008 9:01 AM
Hey look its CUNT DMC!!!
46. Jammy - October 21, 2008 11:30 AM
All I can hear is: "Jethro! You mad, impetuous boy!"
47. bitingontinfoil - October 21, 2008 2:36 PM
I had no idea Howdy Doody had a twin.
48. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded - October 21, 2008 2:41 PM
It appears that some of Linseed's freckles have rubbed off on that ugly dude she's with. GROSS! Both of them.... GROSS!
49. ScooterMagoo - October 21, 2008 2:50 PM
Has anyone ever checked to see if indeed there is a penis inside those drawers?
50. ramona putz - October 21, 2008 3:02 PM
Oh leave them alone...and that is a girl. A girl that despite all your protests, given the chance, most of you would fuck .
By the way girls, stay outta the sun and quit smoking!
51. thejames1982 - October 21, 2008 3:58 PM
it's a slow day at work...between the both of them, i counted* 147 freckles.
*definition of count may vary and border on: looked quickly and made an uneducated assumption**
**defintition of undeducated assumption may also vary and border on: stated REAL facts...and shit...
52. ZZ Top - October 21, 2008 7:52 PM
I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.
53. good looking guy - October 22, 2008 1:55 AM
SHES A MAN MAN BABY! Ill tell ya what she looks like hell! hopefully things dont work out for her celebrity-wise. Because she doesnt deserve it, she deserves to get shit on by kittens and heavy, terribly large dogs. That samantha looks like a wide reciever, What An IdioT! Well, encase she does play football, you might as well get some Spreads. samantha ronson your Stupid. Shut up bitch. Idiot, Shit head!
54. sam's ballsack - October 22, 2008 6:49 AM
while samantha may be dykie i bet she doesn't even give oral. i'm sure lindsey is her lick slave. sick.
55. Phlip - October 22, 2008 8:41 AM
look! it's Blowhan and her ugly boyfriend... arrgh, my eyes!
56. Bigo - October 22, 2008 10:54 AM
Look! Sam's face has Lindsay's vagina freckles from all that carpet munching
57. bitingontinfoil - October 22, 2008 6:26 PM
Someone should bitchslap that stupid-ass m-f'g bugshit lame droop-scowl of whoeverthef*ckitis' face! WTF is UP with that same dumb-as-shit pose?!
Imange *that* lookin' up at ya.....Ugh!
58. poopforlunch - October 23, 2008 12:16 AM
And on top of that she's not even a good DJ. In fact, shes a terrible DJ. Surprise surprise!
59. cracka boy - October 23, 2008 5:52 AM
holy shit! she, he or it looks like a fuckin' old coked out aaron carter! hahahaha!
60. Shallow Val - October 25, 2008 3:34 PM
Not for nothing, she is potentially lovely and she hates is so she makes to stupid fucking faces. She probably hates the fact that she is the twin of a pretty designer. Boy, she really hates being a woman, man! Samantha, it's ok to be pretty and stop letting that horrible red-head lead you by the concha.
61. Helen - October 29, 2008 7:55 AM
Wow..., she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.
62. mappster - November 15, 2008 10:25 PM
i think they are both adorable.