Oct 3 2008Samantha Ronson is a health nut

ewwww

ewwww

lolll

She's an unattractive type of slim, but that beats the female commenters here, who are an unattractive type of fat.

lolll

"She gets winded reaching for her smokes. God, why are all the good ones gay?"

LMFAO.....

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"Svelte"?! This man in a bikini is pouchy and blubbery. Anyone looking at his fugly and pasty image that if he jumped, all his shit would jiggle with him. UGH! Excuse me while I go vomit. By the way, how much longer do we have to look at this man, who happens to have a head shaped like a corpse? And looks like he smells like one too?

And he's giving an interview to PEOPLE? Does he think he's a celebrity now, just because he happens to be the ugliest person in the world, with a forhead the size of a driveway, and a face like a weasel? Take your corpse smell and beat it, bikini man. Do us all a favor--get winded reaching for your cigarettes and pass out.

She looks great

Actually compared to Amy "Crackhouse"...Ronson looks like a pin-up doll! But that is not saying much...LiLo must like toothpick legs and arms to play with in bed. I would sure like to play with LiLo's funbags in bed...she looks HOT in the black bikini...then maybe she would let me lubricate her big tits with my man juice?

Hey!!! I'm NOT fat.

She officially turns me off women!! She looks like a pre-op!!

Look Roger from American Dad is signing autographs

So Grandpa...are you saying that you are now officially Gay? You might want to sleep on it. It's been a long day.

um... she OBVIOUSLY doesn't work out. she looks like she just doesn't eat much either.

um... she OBVIOUSLY doesn't work out. she looks like she just doesn't eat much either.

Gasp ! She almost lost her ugly blue bathing suit

Maybe she has a sparkling personality?

She looks like shit, who are these people requesting more pictures?!?

You can ALWAYS tell when a girl starves (and smokes) herself thin, versus a girl who actually goes to the gym. There is a World of difference. Sure, she isn't fat, but she still grosses me out.

Lindsay walks a fine line there too. Giver her another 8 years I guess.

Where are the pics of Amy Winehouse in a bikini??

I'm sorry to say but for being 30 years old, she really doesn't look that bad. I did not realize she was that old. Most 30-year-olds are not that lucky.

Very funny Veggi!

Yeah hottest Quasimodo ever!

I'm sorry, but for being 30 , she is still ugly..

you would think that after a week of sun in Mexico they would have a tan by now

Of course she's healthy - she stays away from "MEAT"!

Frankly - seeing Lindsay in these pix reminds me the male of the species didn't lose out too much when she decided to switch HER DIET!

Yeah...ugly as all get out. I didn't say she wasn't. Just for being 30, she's got a great body. Work out or not. I'm 31 and I have to WORK for the body I've got. She doesn't and she looks like that. Life is NOT fucking fair, I tell you what.

She's smiling and happy...
All you blubbery bitches and whiny queers should just STFU.

Get the fuck out Yaksman. It's not necessary to call names. If you don't like it, make like horse shit and hit the dusty trail.

Who knew crotch-carpet would be so thinning?

meth will keep you thin too.

19 Jayger, you GTFO now!

Having good genes is certainly a benefit in Samantha's case, who yes, does look great in a bikini, showing off her washboard stomach and birth giving hips but eating properly is also a must. Start your day right every morning and eat healthy during the rest of the day and you too, can look like a teen at 30.

Great work Samantha!

Randal

How many pics of this stank pasty carpet mucnher are we supposed to see? She is hideous. She looks like her crotch is all sardines. That is not nice.

Randal, you OBVIOUSLY have no idea what a washboard stomach looks like. That is FAR from washboard. Nice maybe, but far from washboard.

But then again I must consider the source.

"She looks like her crotch is all sardines" That is so nasty...funnier than shit, but still nasty!

The only muscle she for sure works-out is her TONGUE.. ewwww!!

Her real name is Bill. Seriously. Check her penis.

I'm kind of blown away that she's 30. I thought she was a lot younger.

She's clearly paying off someone at People to write these things. Samantha is somehow anorexic-skinny, yet fat at the same time.

That's a woman?

Did the interviewer put quotes around "'regiment'" to point out Sam's wrong word choice?

She sure doesn't have a "regiment." Unless you consider "armed forces" the same thing as fingering.

Still waiting for Amy Wino pics... beats this dull shit

Congrats Mr. & Mrs. Ronson, ITS A GIRL! (At least today.)

those are some of the worst legs ever...

She is so skanky it isn't funny. I don't care if she was the last human on earth I'd run to the other side of the planet. ICK!!!

oh god! is she wearing a sweater knitted bikini?

I'm bemused by her choice of swimwear. She wears such girly colors! Are we all wrong? Is SAM the bottom in this relationship?

She looks frail, brittle and weak to me.

...but she looks good for an 87 year old.

Houston, I think we've sighted a camel toe on the second pic!!

She is skinny as fuck with a high body fat percentage. Her actual weight (whatever it is) would be like 50% fat and 50% bones

i'm in love with them. just smitten. good for them for not giving a shit.

although i'm a little weirded out by the idea of a woman breaking up her vacation to comment on her own pics to fucking People.

The folks at "People" are fucked up.
This must be commissioned publicity or something. Did they notice her muscle atrophy and miserable hunched over posture as well?

It's crazy...get some of those "hottest beach body" editions of the tabloids...one will have the exact same pics on their "hot" list as another tabloid has on their "not" list. I saw one with Locklear as "hot" - and she's wearing one of those belted girdle one-piece contraptions. May have had Jocelyn Wildenstein face in the pic, too.

@26 - Just lay around in a narcotics haze and don't eat any actual food. You'll have Ronsons awesome concentration camp physique in no time! I too thought to point out the absence of a washboard stomach. Actual washboard abs on a woman probably aren't very healthy, anyway.

@27 - She does look like she's genuinely enjoying the moment. Don't try to convince me her physique is anything to brag about, though.

@49 *snicker*

She's skinny sure -- but she has no muscle and no tone. It's obvious she doesn't do any exercise at all.

I don't get it....Isn't being a Les means you like women? Then why the hell would you choose someone who looks like a man?

My wiener! My wiener! It's gone! It's totally gone! A firehose doesn't just shrivel up and die does it? (uncontrollable tears of scaredy-frighten-confusion-like-a-four-year-old, only less mature) Gimme back my penis! Wah-ha-ha-ha! sniff! I'll be a good boy, I'll never touch myself inappropriately again, without giving myself permission, especially at Sam's Club on a Saturday afternoon. sniff!sniff!snort! Oh look, hey, there, there it is, hiding like a frightened python with my balls under the couch - come to Daddy, it's okay, I turned off the bad ol' internet, we'll never watch it again, good boys, good boys, aren't you all my good boys, there, there Daddy forgives you, lets never fight again.

Look at her left hand. It looks like it belongs on an alien. Or a gecko. I wouldn't be shocked if they had suction cups.

Could someone show me how to use the VCR?

Someone needs to shove a ham sandwich down her throat...

She looks ok now, but yeah, check back here in a few years. She's at the age where things are going to go to shit very quickly unless she hires a PT and starts getting surgery.

Shes got the body of a junkie.

Sam, please quit smoking. Get on the patch or do something.
Emphysema, inflammatory lung disease and lung cancer are horrible. Also, smoking prematurely ages your skin, causes tooth decay and is linked to increased risk for other types of cancers besides lung.
You turned 30 this year, your body won't be able to take the same type of abuse as it did in your 20's. Same goes for Lindsay.
Wishing you both a smoke-free and healthier future.

This body speaks for itself, folks!!

I just barfed when I saw Samantha R.

Looks identical to Lindsay except for the breasts and butt which come out to about 20 pounds.

So, if you like skanky ho dogs...

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

Furthermore...

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

(Amen!)

Oh yeah- those two are the picture of health....

She looks pasty and sickly.

She looks like she is wearing adult diapers. I seriously threw up a little when I saw her in that suit.

#60
She is on the patch, LiLo's. Badabing!
Jellyfish are jealous of her transparent complexion and gelatinous structure. And I hear her Poonanny stings too!!

Rumor has it that eating all of LiLo's carpet has kept Sam thin lately. The toxic acid content from LiLo's cooch means Sam can eat whatever she wants and not gain a pound since the acid is digesting all of the food for her. Call it the LiLo Juice Diet.

all this talk of the youong female stars getting naked is driving me crazy with antisapation . I can't take it any more Why dont every body in the world get naked and appear on TV and we should start with hugh Heffner and shawn young and the one who plays the mother on " every one loves raymond " or what ever the fuk its called then naked would no longer be this secret thing that guys like me live for Am I wrong to say this ?

one hip old man

all this talk of the youong female stars getting naked is driving me crazy with antisapation . I can't take it any more Why dont every body in the world get naked and appear on TV and we should start with hugh Heffner and shawn young and the one who plays the mother on " every one loves raymond " or what ever the fuk its called then naked would no longer be this secret thing that guys like me live for Am I wrong to say this ?

one hip old man

all this talk of the youong female stars getting naked is driving me crazy with antisapation . I can't take it any more Why dont every body in the world get naked and appear on TV and we should start with hugh Heffner and shawn young and the one who plays the mother on " every one loves raymond " or what ever the fuk its called then naked would no longer be this secret thing that guys like me live for Am I wrong to say this ?

one hip old man