Oct 6 2008Salma Hayek's cup runneth over (Almost)
Salma Hayek stopped by German TV show Wetten Dass over the weekend sporting a traditional dirndl. There was nearly an international incident when her entire breast almost popped completely out of her outfit. I'm not sure what U.N. protocol is, but I'm guessing Germany would've owed us a peak at one of it's stars' nipples. On that note, anybody who wouldn't demand it be Heidi Klum is a terrorist. (It needed to be said.)
NOTE: Pics are LSFW due to them being the closest you can get to a nipple slip without, sadly, being one. It's like getting ready to have sex with a beautiful woman, and she only has half a vagina. We've all been there before.
Thanks to David who gets an "A" in foreign policy for the day. You should work in the White House.
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Reader Comments
1. Marino - October 6, 2008 5:20 PM
first?
2. theonewhoknows - October 6, 2008 5:20 PM
first again
3. John McCain - October 6, 2008 5:21 PM
You know what? The hairy spics have no place in my small-town white America. I don't care how big their boobs are or how close we are to seeing one of her nipples, complete with 5 thick black hairs growing out of the areola. She's a non-white big city elitist subhuman dysgenic ghetto girl and she'll be exterminated like all the others. Leaving only: my friends. (Why do you think I say that all the time? Learn the codes, you morons.)
4. Marino - October 6, 2008 5:22 PM
ohhhhhhhh! look who got played to the left!
5. theonewhoknows - October 6, 2008 5:23 PM
tied, why the star ??? I have more nip showing than that, and I'm a man!!!
6. theonewhoknows - October 6, 2008 5:26 PM
#3 suck my dick, and join the KKK you asshole !!!!
7. Rough Daddy - October 6, 2008 5:33 PM
Yeah,those look ready for milking and pleasing...
8. John - October 6, 2008 5:41 PM
Those eyebrows are killing my erection...
9. haroof - October 6, 2008 5:42 PM
gained too much weight during her pregnancy.
sorry but she's over.
10. m. - October 6, 2008 5:49 PM
Gained too much weight...wha!!!!! It kills me how if a chick isn't Kate Moss, she's fat. A real full bodied WOMAN with tits ass and hips NEVER intimidates me.
11. n - October 6, 2008 5:52 PM
please oh please oh please oh please
let's not have the fat/thin "real women have curves" debate again. it's as boring as fucking your wife.
12. Silsmojo - October 6, 2008 6:00 PM
Hey #3...get off your sister and leave the sheep alone too while you're at it.
13. Silsmojo - October 6, 2008 6:00 PM
Hey #3...get off your sister and leave the sheep alone too while you're at it.
14. Sarah Palin - October 6, 2008 6:02 PM
Sheep would be less hairy than this monkeygirl. Ordinarily I say "no exceptions" but I have to say I'm sad that she wasn't aborted.
15. Leroy - October 6, 2008 6:09 PM
welcome to bonerville.
Population: Me
16. zippythewonderslug - October 6, 2008 6:15 PM
What a GREAT set of tittys!! I love this woman!
17. UpChuck - October 6, 2008 6:22 PM
I love that woman. If she were my girlfriend my tongue would forever be attached to her body.
18. zippythewonderslug - October 6, 2008 6:27 PM
If only I could get Kim K. and Salma together for a meeting of the tittys, with me in the middle, I could die a very happy man!
19. Dick Bush - October 6, 2008 6:27 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
Moochaaasss TeeeeeTTaaaaaassss
20. meee - October 6, 2008 6:30 PM
seriously? before i scrolled down to her boobs i thought this was a dude in drag.
yikes.
21. UK_Matt - October 6, 2008 6:34 PM
@18 - I hear that.
22. lloyd johnson - October 6, 2008 6:46 PM
Whenever I see her, I am reminded of the stripper dance she did in the movie "From Dusk Til Dawn". Do yourself a favor and google/you tube it.
23. Rant - October 6, 2008 6:53 PM
Show of hands.....who wants to titty fuck Salma?
24. PunkA - October 6, 2008 6:58 PM
I hear her areolas taste like butterscotch. True story.
25. nastyjay - October 6, 2008 7:04 PM
u fukkers have no idea how bad i wanna bang that
26. Just_As_It_Is - October 6, 2008 7:26 PM
@ #3 and 14 I bet you 10,000 dollars she is prettier than your mother and sisters together. That's why the racism against a Mexican woman who is more successful than you! HAHAHAAA This superficial site is packed with jealous fat fucks who always want thinner/younger women. Now only American women? Not even in your homes. I bet a Mexican guy is banging your mama AND your sis.,
@24 Lame superficial-writer wannabe.
27. mamadough - October 6, 2008 7:34 PM
definitely grosser since having a baby. big tits or not.
28. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - October 6, 2008 7:46 PM
You know, I'd like to indulge but Mexican always gives me gas
29. britney's weave - October 6, 2008 7:51 PM
that's so NOT NSFW... 1/8" of areola does not count.
she's beautiful, but these pics aren't flattering.
30. Burrito Breath - October 6, 2008 7:57 PM
She looks like a fat, round-faced Mexican peasant woman who sucks cock all day just to pay the bills.
I'm just saying.
31. wow - October 6, 2008 8:11 PM
#3 is either gay or has it bad for latinas. What's a matter, got rejected by your latina neighbor who wouldn't touch you with a 10 ft. pole? It's ok, your hand will always love you.
32. hmm - October 6, 2008 8:26 PM
Almost perfect-looking were it not for the mega-80's eyebrows.
33. joey joejoe - October 6, 2008 9:20 PM
i don't fuck anything you need to shave to find to the hole. and by shave i mean attack with a hedge trimmer.
she's gunna be a packing a hairy twat down there.
34. action jackson - October 6, 2008 10:19 PM
she was hot in dusk to dawn yeah
35. action jackson - October 6, 2008 10:20 PM
she was hot in dusk to dawn yeah
36. Erotic Gardener - October 6, 2008 10:23 PM
Yeah all those mexican females have very very hairy bushes and it aint pretty. I have done my share of them in my time as they are now everywhere and have to be the easiest to fuck of any type of woman.
If you are desperate.
37. ew! - October 6, 2008 10:52 PM
EWWW! she looks fat, old, and hairy! grrroosssssssssss! her tits are sloppy too.
ony hot, blonde women should be allowed to wear that costume anyways.
38. ummm...yeah - October 6, 2008 11:02 PM
How OLD is that bitch?
39. Jane - October 6, 2008 11:38 PM
Yeah #3 you're an idiot. I'm pretty sure McCain dated a Brazilian model back in the day: look it up.
40. gerard Vandenberg - October 6, 2008 11:43 PM
be sure: AMERICANS ARE "STARS" IN LOOKING CHEAP, folks!!
41. jake - October 7, 2008 1:03 AM
honestly, i could feel the saliva flowing so hard when the picture opened up. I have a boner and it hurts.
42. menotrouble - October 7, 2008 2:25 AM
so many kids here. go back to your porn-babes, glamour-models, innocent looking hayden panetierres and shut up about real women and how pregnancy changes them and all that BS. this is a full-bodied, wonderful and womanly person, and her sex appeal stems - like any real sex appeal - from her imperfections. It's a real woman for real man. Wankers and kids should turn to their plastic barbies and shut up.
43. Gwen Smythe - October 7, 2008 2:32 AM
Fish, I know we're talking about boobs but I think the word you wanted was peek not peak.
44. w - October 7, 2008 2:57 AM
That is not a flattering outfit for her but why is everyone saying she looks hairy...she doesn't...
45. HorribleJudgment - October 7, 2008 7:25 AM
UGH! FAT! And ugly too! What a horrific face to have to look at in a picture! I remember when she was good looking. What happened? She is completely repulsive now. I guess she has to resort to doing german tv shows dressed like a fucking clown. No one else will look at her fat ugly ass. Disgusting.
46. meh - October 7, 2008 8:19 AM
Meh, I've seen better, and think of her dark hairy pussy, ewwwwwwwwwwwww
47. Myrtle Beach - October 7, 2008 8:53 AM
Well, she sure ain't anorexic!
48. #3 and 14: your mom is a dike - October 7, 2008 9:02 AM
ok
1. shes not fat
2. she kinda looks like a man with the eyebrows but whatever
3. sarah palin and mccain can suck my dick cause theyre fags
4. if sarah palin got fucked by her cousin and had a gay baby i would die happy cause shes a bitch and she should have been aborted.
49. havoc - October 7, 2008 9:37 AM
I wonder what Himmler is whispering in her ear in pic #3?
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50. Obama will lose to Palin - October 7, 2008 9:37 AM
The only thing easier to screw than a mexican is a filipina. You can get a mexican chick into bed with a efw peso's and some crappy ear rings from the mall. Man I miss living in California!
51. jenipurrr - October 7, 2008 10:03 AM
ok...am I blind? where the feck is the nip?
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53. Parker - October 7, 2008 11:37 AM
she might be fat and ugly but if she bent over I'd fuck her ass without looking.
54. Ted Mosby - October 7, 2008 12:49 PM
I would eat her taco.
55. Ted Mosby - October 7, 2008 12:49 PM
I would eat her taco.
56. ch474 - October 7, 2008 1:40 PM
I went from 6 o'clock to 12 o'clock.
MOMMY!!!
57. Sarah Palin - October 7, 2008 3:59 PM
Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!
(applause)
After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!
(long applause)
Vote McCain (Palin)
Amen!
(AMEN!!!)
58. Sueme - October 7, 2008 4:07 PM
#3 you've just answered all of my questions concerning racists like yourself. Now I get. There is no longer a wonder.
59. ange - October 7, 2008 5:04 PM
owed "US" a peak of one of their stars nipples? she's mexican.
germany owes mexico a peak, not you.
60. Israel - October 7, 2008 7:33 PM
Que triste es leer pobres estupidos que no pueden ver mas que sus propias narices en verdad es muy triste, Salma es la onda, que lamentable que unos pocos cuantos rednecks tengan que insultar. "Love“s Salma"
61. lauraa - October 7, 2008 9:12 PM
hey not all mexicans are as ugly as she is... she is terriblee so fat and with the worst accent ever!!!
62. Useless Censor - October 7, 2008 10:40 PM
Hi, I am a useless censor that covers up things that shouldn't be censored, I am here in hopes you will click misleading links, catch me everyday at thesuperficial.com
63. Just_As_It_is - October 8, 2008 8:31 PM
All of you fat fucks saying she's hairy down there is because your dick isn't long enough to drill through that. I personally don't like Salma physically all that much, but I am against fat fucks saying shit about Mexicans in general just because their mothers are being boned by Mexicans.
64. TOTO - October 21, 2008 3:41 AM
i like salma but this pic is no good