Oct 30 2008Paris Hilton needs a clear gel that's strong enough for a man - but pH balanced for a woman

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That's Corrie from Paris Hilton's My New Best Friend

She got a haircut, but it's totally her.

Did this picture just spoil the show? hmmm...

Wow, eat a cheeseburger. Seriously!

Why is she so fucking huge compared to her friend? It makes her look like a tranny....

I thought that was a photo of a tranny Paris impersonator. She seriously has a tranny vibe going on in these photos. Very icky.

Gee, Paris' armpit. Slow news day?

Fish dude, Are you sure that is not coke in her arm pits??

That's not Paris Hilton, that's a dude. I swear!

She's looking anorexic in these pics. I wonder what happened. She's always been a stick figure but now it's really lookin' bad. Maybe it's Benji heartbreak.

Iugggg! what's that!? cocaine?

I wonder if she realizes how fucking idiotic she looks when she poses like that. Lady looks like a dude.

when did she become anorexic? and grow to amazon heights?

ugly tranny (esp pic 6)

That's a yeast infection.

dammit fish, i said in the last post only if spencer's head is in a bear trap. that's one of your new rules in being able to post about them.

You should see her in real life. You know what they say about 'the camera adds 10 pounds'. I saw her in Hollyweed and thought she took my crack pipe. Yes, it is the coca - pit mix...

She is so hot!!!!!!!!!! I love her very much. It is said she is dating friends on a sports ==mysportsdate.com==She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

That's not deodorant, that's all I she let me get in for $20.
PEW PEW PEW!!!!
Now it hurts when I pee.

This girl is like fucking ugly as shit.... What the hell does anyone find attractive about her? She's bony as shit, she has every STD imaginable to man, her armpits look flabby which is weird because she's skinny as shit

She's just fucking disgusting and gross.... This posting is worse than the previous oness FISH

Her skull is enormous!

... at least compared to the rest of her

shes pathetic but entertaining at the same time, ya know what i mean??
check out her monster hands on the clutch. way better than Speidi though.

The interesting thing is, they pretty much only sell clear anti-perspirants across the pond. When I lived there I was begging for some white stick, no matter how crusty!

Looking a little off paris!! try not to compete with winehouse over there!! Id meat paris! why not!

Jesus. What she NEEDS is a freakin' hamburger or 12!!!

Jesus. What she NEEDS is a freakin' hamburger or 12!!!

She needs to have a baby like the rest of the brainless bimbos we see here. Bulk up!

She is as interesting to hear about as Heidi and the douche Spencer or whatever his name is. Obviously a slow day.

The problem with Paris is that she has an extremely large frame. If she only ate a little more and gained 10 pounds, it wouldn't look as bad.

The supermodels who can pull off being so thin are tall, but have a tiny frame, so it looks good. Paris just doesn't seem to understand that her body just doesn't fit the bill for modeling, no matter how much she starves herself.

She's so high out of her mind that she doesn't know her eyelashes are falling off.

ugh i despise her

thanks for sparing us the speidi pics, fish guy.

is this the special olympics beauty pageant? wtf is with the tia tequila midget troll retard?

Poor man in drag looking Paris Herpes. She is going to get uglier over the years and age badly.

A heart felt thank you to the superficial writer for resisting the urge to post more heidi and spence pics. I'd much rather be entertained by the attacks on Hilton. They seem to come so much more from the heart. Although Paris is wearing thin these days also. May I suggest Brooke Hogan or Miley Cyrus as a muse for your scorn.

#3 - are you sure you're a brunette? you sound like a dumbass blonde. that is not corrie. yes i watch the show like you.

#30- paris does not starve herself.. she just is naturally skinny its obvious. you being a guy naturally thinks skinny girls "starve" themselves but nope. only girls can tell if someone is naturally skinny versus anorexic. one way is that girls that starve themselves fluctuate in weight a lot as you can tell from photos throughout the years. paris has ALWAYS been skinny. get your facts straight and no i am not defending her as she does annoy me. yes she is very tall so being very skinny does not look as good but it is not easy to gain weight if you have a naturally high metabolism.

the worst fake lashes ever...

Thank you for resisting the urge to post on America's Worst Douchebag Couple.

Bless you.

36. BM said - "yes i watch the show like you."

WTF ???
AYSM ???

You mean to tell me more than "one" fucktard actually watches Paris Hilton ???????

Her head is looking HUGE!!

No BM, there's a real problem here. Paris has always been naturally thin, but there is a drastic difference in these photos from a month ago. Being someone who WAS anorexic, I recognize the signs. Her collarbone protrudes more than normal, she has loose skin at her armpits, and you can see ribs and chest bone. You can see every bone in her hands. Her hair has lost volume and is thin and dull; you can see her scalp. I don't knock girls who are naturally thin, but if they are healthy, these signs are rare.

No one needs to die, but hypothetically if anyone deserved it, it'd be her. But obama will be the one to go sooner than this... thing, sadly.

this is what barbie dolls would look like if they were real, everything out of proportion.

I don't think it's deoderant - I think it's just the reflection of her sparkly dress.

...either that or dried jizz.....my vote's the jizz, baby.

Fake!!

This has been photoshopped. The shadows are all wrong. Didn't she have a small part in the movie Never Back Down?

Is she on the Modonna/kKaballah?F-Sarah Palen diet? She's on her way to being plenty zombified, then she'll have to fend off advances from Guy Ritchie. I forget, was this herpie circus considered remotely doable once? Wait, a friend of mine thought she was hot... he's gay now, or did he hang himself in his closet? I forget, anyhoo... yeah... yuck.

pew *horf* pew

FUCK! What the fuck is up with this???

The older they get the thinner they get. Don't they really that lack of fat makes them look - older? So you look like Skelator and McCain. Instead of healthy and old.

Christ when is this trend gonna end??? Jolie, Madonna, Paltrow, Blanchett = Gross!

* realize

There once was a woman named Paris
Who was supposed to behave like an heiress
She didn't, of course
But had a face like a horse
And made pornos with jockeys to scare us

36, I did not say she is very tall. I said she has a huge frame. There is a difference. She is about 5'7. That really isn't even tall - maybe for Americans and Chinese or something. There are 6'0 supermodels who have a much smaller frame than her, so they can be that skinny and not look disgusting.

Nor do I believe for a second that she is naturally that underweight. She would have been hospitalized long ago for whatever sickness could possibly be causing such thinness b/c it would certainly be life-threatening. I believe she starves herself to look taller and because she thinks it will give her model proportions, which as stated, is impossible with her frame.

OMG! I love Paris Hilton!! She is the best. I can't believe that someone would be out to make fun of her just because she has a little deoderant showing. At least you know she smells nice. Which is probably more than I can say for you people, sitting behind your keyboards with nothing better to do. I wouldn't be suprised if most of you even wear deoderant. You should all take Chris Crokers advice and leave her alone! All she wants to do is put on a smile and try to be nice to her public. I'm sure if someone followed you around with a camera they might get an embarrassing photo of you. Most likely a jelly donught stain on your Members Only jacket.

Pew Pew Pew

speidi pics yes i love to hate them this whore i just hate

She looks fucking disgusting! Look at those arms!

Lets see your arms Brandon. Go ahead and wipe the Cheetos stain off you sleeve before you take the pic.

She has old lady hair

She has old lady hair

She has old lady hair

Let's see what your hair looks like Grizzlies, three times even. Back away from the keyboard while whacking off. Thats what happens.

Anything Nicole does, she can do better. Eat something fool.

49 - perfect!!

THANK YOU FOR NOT POSTING THE HEIDI AND SPENCER PICS. THANK YOU!!!

She probably eats 1000- 1500 calories a day. I have protruding collarbones and ribs sticking out but I also have extra weight anf am not anorexic so that can happen. Even when I weighed 140 my collarbones and ribs stuck out and I am tiny people. So that never made sense to me. It looks like she had lipo on her arms which is why there is so little muscle and they are so tiny. She prob eats really well and had some shaping lipo.

did she break up with that Benji guy, what happened there? She looks mega skinny and mega sad.

i second arden and i choose the 12. haha. this girl needs to eat!

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.Is she single now?

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"Anorexic" my ass. She's doing some type of prescription amphetamine. Most the of celebs called anorexic are druggies.

omg! i can't believe she is only 5'7! she looks HUGE!! i always thought with her size 11 feet she was like 6 feet tall LOL jolly green paris

that is not corrie. more like an asian dude

i love when people starve themselves instead of working out.

you can always tell by the stick-thin frame, the collar bone protrusion, & the ever-present upper arm flab that wouldn't be there if they ACTUALLY worked out.

God she is so skinny!!! it`s scary!!!, she should remeber she is a poblic figure and possibly a role model for girls out thre. not that you want you`re kids to be like Paris Hilton, but it`s getting out of hand how celebrities keep portrating the image of lifeless and brainless media toys. She must be having either too much sex or no food at all, or it could be drugs, she`s always been a druggie anyways.

she looks like a mannequin in a department store....

also, if that IS corrie from the BFF show, she has been SERIOUSLY stuffing her bra on the show.

It's no secret any more, folks.
TRANS-SEXUALS HAVE MOULDED ARM-PITS TODAY!!

she looks anorexic like this i think that she is pretty ugly i mean where are your curves girl??

FUCK ALL THIS FAYK SHIT

Paris looks like a giant Skeleton. She looks so nasty!! EAT SOMETHING!

That's not deodorant, it's flea powder. She got mistaken for a retired greyhound and impounded for 24 hours. She's probably been de-wormed as well so now she can put on some weight.

I wonder if she ever sobers up enough to take a good long look in the mirror and realize what a used up sack of chicken bones cunt she is.... She should go throw herself under one of those double-decker busses over there. No that wouldn't work, her skinny ass would fit between the tires and come out unscathed.........

If there weren't several pictures I would have sworn this was a waxwork - she is starting to look thin and creepy.

her friends probably used her armpit to line up and snort coke. so that's not dried deo, those are remnants.

I can't wait until an obsessed fan kills her

we do indeed have clear deo over here . so try again i guess . and her pathetci face is all over the english papers to day critisising her presenting skills on the award show the other nyt . i think thats why they got her , so they knew they woul dhave something new to laugh about

She looks grossly skinny in these pictures. Eww.

i don't think that's paris hilton either...

Corrry looks like a walrus getting praised by her trainer (or tranny) paris for doing a good trick. Notice how she loves to take away any decent looks her potential best friends may have and turn them into fuglies for less competition. Compare the outfit she chose for herself to wear and then look at the granny dress and heels she puts on her friend! And that AWFUL haircut and make up job, but for paris to achieve slut look she pulls out all the guns. She will never speak to her new b.f.f after the show wraps cuz there all a bunch of duds who when you have paris' life and money the only purpose people like on her show serve is entertainment for when there high or bored.

Hmm, she still looks really good.
She'd be perfect if she hit the gym and put on some muscle tone.
Remember her abs and legs in House of Wax?
I would've slobbered all over her.

Eat a steak.
Or twenty-seven.

never seen her look so ugly

Her retarded poses are beyond Zoolander.

Damn!..the bitches Hands are as BIG as her Feet.

Man-hands!

Paris looks like she not only has Herpes..but AIDS too.

Armpit looks JAUNDICED.

wtf she looks horrible :|
has she lost weight?
:S

God, she's positively skeletal...Maybe Kim should share some of her deep fried oreos...

hahaha.. that's a nice armpit you got there paris. makes you look, hmmm, normal.