Oct 6 2008Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini is the antidote

First!!!

Nice. If everyone's wife / mistress looked like this at 44 we wouldnt need Viagra, Cialis, etc, etc.

KNOW YOUR ROLE BITCHES!

I would have sex with her. My dink, would totally do her.

what a cute puppy!

An old and crazy chick.

Like Heather Locklear, she is not accepting the march of time gracefully, but is instead unravelling.

Deacon Jones, if everyone's wife/mistress looked like that they wouldn't get cheated on and inevitably divorced and left as sour, dried-up old clams.

Yeah, the antidote for boners.

yeah? would you get more movement from a sack of potato in bed?

dyed blond hair - check
botoxed face - check
veneered teeth - check
boob job - check
overdone pilates - check
looks like every other plastic bimbo in show biz - check

BORING!!! - CHECK!

Can't get too excited about this. I've seen her face. And she's wearing macrame! I'm sorry, but I stopped letting my daughter wear macrame when she began to develop.

Her body is great but you can only take so much crap from a biatch

She looks great from the stomach down, but those tits are too obviously fake and her face is fucked up.

I'd still hit that ass though (no need for a bag over her face, I don't hate her face that much).

Anybody talking trash probably doesn't look nearly as good as this girl right now, let alone when they're 44.

There was a time that this would have been the best meal in town. Now it just looks like a Sunday night at the Ponderosa Buffet

She's hittable and any guy who denies it is either gay or lying

How can you overdo pilates, #9? The other things in your list I can understand, but overdoing exercise? Give me a break.

These pictures enrage jews.

I don't like the flaps of skin on her elbows.

@17

HAHAHAHA! Now THAT'S the best superficial quote ever. For many reasons.

2, 6, 9, 11, right-on!

i would hit at the cross street of wisteria lane and how can we be lovers lane.

Fish...to answer your question...Bolton is as queer as a 3 dollar bill! He loves little boys...always has...he just puts on the cover act dating a babe every now and then. Plus I have to agree...you'd have to look high and hard to find a 44 year old woman with an ass as tight and perky as Nicollette's...I'd sure like to park my proboscis in there...!!!

Cleveland Brown

You people have the nerve to find fault with that body?? Holy Hell, no hope for me then. You people have unreasonably high standards, or maybe you are just high. I should be high too. Share, ya assholes

"For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

Michael Bolton quit on that? What a fag.

That ass is so tight it squeaks when she walks... Who's the other fine MILF with the full tit hanging off the balcony???

Fine and dandy, sweet as candy....

but who's the hottie she's holding hands with on the deck above - did you get a look at THAT side-boobage... and ass ... and smile? My God, I believe THAT woman may still be using her own lips!

I meant, the smiling kind...

Yeah, how could he break up with her? It probably had something to do with her hideous face, but that's pure speculation.

She's hot, no question but....... two things.

Great genes.
Never popped out a kid.

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

(AMEN!!!)

Go to any college in America and you'll see that at least half of the women - at half of Nicollette Sheridan's age - don't look as good as this. In the midwest and northeast it's more like 75%. I'm not saying she looks great - I'm not a big admirer of engineered sex products. But most girls in their late teens/early twenties have guts hanging out of their bikinis or pushing through their too-tight/too-short tshirts. It's a pleasure to see somebody - anybody - who's not showing that, for once.

I hear she is nuttier than a freaking jar of Planters....

Yeah, too bad she looks like the cryptkeeper, and her tits are fake besides.

@34

whah, too bad she looks like the crypt keeper , whah

Too bad for who? You? Cause your boyfriend would hit it? Too bad for who?

Basically anyone could look like that if they sucking it in as hard as she is. She looks like she's barely breathing in most of these pictures. Good God that's sad. To bad she can't suck in her elbows or back like that.

#2 & #6 If every lady were that hot at that age what would you be left with coz they sure as shit wouldn't be sticking around with your baldy over weight arse when you hit 44.

@37
I figure when I'm 44, I might have to settle for 32, 33.

As long as they dont talk as much as these frigging 10th graders. Geez, let me tellya!

Ho w can anybody have a bad comment on this pictures??? Are you F-ing nuts??? She looks wonderful!!! Not for 44, but for a woman of any age. She's gorgeous and should serve as inspiration for everyone out there.

Man, would I do her...!!!

Simply put,I came

If I were looking for a 44 year old, I would say she's quite hot. What the fuck do I want with a 44 year old woman? My age range is 25-35.

Thanks for the pictures Super Fish, made my day!

Now, I'm not a scientist, but me and the boys down in accounting punched some numbers and came up with the conclusion that Nicolette Sherridan killed some poor (yet gorgerously fit) 16 year old girl, and stuck her head upon the dismembered body. That's it. Its the only way (besides photoshop) that what we are seeing is 44 years old.

You people must be a bunch of shut-ins, living with your mothers, that have never traveled anywhere. I've traveled the world, as well as the US, in the Navy and have seen many women who look as good or better than that frankenstein bitch. And they didn't have or need surgery.

I would certainly fuck her if she were the last woman available at closing time.

"some people" need to get out more and stop jacking off to pictures on the internet.

Has anyone seen my keys?

@ Raggat

Homo.

Deacon Jones, correct me if I'm wrong, but are you an overweight skinhead who dropped out of high school?

She's not bad, but Monica Bellucci is the same age and infinitely hotter.

Her body looks great. But 44 is too old for a string bikini.

The tippy toes, stick your ass out and pout "candid" shots just kill me...
She looks good for 40, thanks to her plastic surgeon (although she does work out, which is good).

Great gams, I'll give her that.

Michael Bolton's still alive?

nice to know women are only valued for their bodies. i guess their minds and souls mean absolutely squat to all the idiotic, asshole guys now roaming the earth. the age of the gentleman has died and feminism has failed women miserably. it's all pretty depressing and we should, as a society, be ashamed of ourselves.

#52 - tits or GTFO...

I'll bet she is quite orgasmic. :cool:

@27 & 28

Who's that thing up top on the balcony? I don't know who's bod that is, but that face is most definitely that of: Gary Busey.

Tell me I'm wrong. That is freekin' Gary Busey, that is who that is.

Isn't is Nicky Hilton's birthday today?

Fish doesn't care?

Gotta admit her body is AWESOME...except for pic #3, where she's walking away. It's like she suddenly morphed from 22 yr. hottie body to a hot mess tranny...

her body is fucking amazing! i am 22 and i will be the first to admit she looks better than me. she looks better, quite frankly, than ANY woman i have ever seen trolling the beach (and i am a lifeguard - i have seen MANY women in swim wear). this just goes to show you, age is only a number...taking care of yourself is what matters...and some genetics.

her face, however, is another story.

#52,
Sandy,
You're right on so many levels. Men are pigs.

This uncertain SLUT...................................................................is american, folks?

#52 what you twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
I guessing you're having a few problems with free fall collapse speed, the collapse of the financial system, wars, inflatable dates, that type of thing...
Comments...

lol @53
smoking body btw. also lol at the idiot saying she is "sucking it in." No amount of sucking in can form an ass like that.

Binky,

oo oo oo AAHHHHH AAAHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH!

@52 - I am a woman, but I don't feel like I am a victim because I live in an apparently patriarchal society. The fact that women (including myself) are judged on their bodies has got alot to do with biology, evolution and the desire to reproduce with those with the best quality genes and health status, than it has to do with culture (although culture does play its role). Its not mens' fault really. Its nature.

At the end of the day if a woman eats healthy food and exercises regularly, she will be beautiful no matter what. This woman obviously works out & knows what to eat, therefore she looks attractive and men want to have sex with her.

Personality, intelligence, charm and moral fibre all count a great deal when a guy is attracted enough to a woman to want to have a committed relationship with her. So of course it is important to cultivate these attributes too. But if you can't attract the opposite sex first, then you probably will lead a life of repeated frustration...

just sayin'

i want that arse sooo bad yum yum yum mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

XOXO

Well. Ok. Michelle, #63 ,that's what all the girl's say - But I still think I'd vote Nader or Cindy Mckinney. Like ,sorry , but - grace and intelligence doesn't always cut it - because 9/11 was an Inside Job.
So, in other news, Nice ass Nicolette. Ok.I don't watch 'Housewives' - Sorry guys- I'm not gay. Are you the singer ? Or are you the Sheridan that did the nude cameo on the cable show 'The Hitchhiker' quite a few years ago, ? Not that I've seen the show.
Cliff Notes : You're getting on topic Bink.
Binky : Oh. Ok. Sorry....Google "Architects agree with NIST WTC 7" or "Architects support NIST WTC 7" and you will find that there are NO architects (other than those contracted by NIST) who will put their name and reputation on the line by supporting the NIST report.
Cliff Notes :Was that a 'cut and paste' Bink ?
Binky : Look I gave Zim Zam whoever a link...

@9 = totally right on, CHECK that.

Pay attention to your damn dog, instead of looking around to see who's looking back at you.

that woman is so FREAKIN' hot! If I has a penis it would be doing 360 right about now! The only thing wrong with her face are those sunken cheeks that seem to be a prob for many skinny older women. BUT, wow! I'd be happy to look like this in my 20's! Great ass!

that woman is so FREAKIN' hot! If I had a penis it would be doing 360 right about now! The only thing wrong with her face are those sunken cheeks that seem to be a prob for many skinny older women. BUT, wow! I'd be happy to look like this in my 20's! Great ass!

that woman is so FREAKIN' hot! If I had a penis it would be doing 360 right about now! The only thing wrong with her face are those sunken cheeks that seem to be a prob for many skinny older women. BUT, wow! I'd be happy to look like this in my 20's! Great ass!

#666 Binkwad - my fav headline from your lame google post was
"Nist rewrites the laws of physics!!! .. I'll be taking some of your questions now ....cut the mic damn it!!!!"
And the linked cartoon.
So, like,my friend 'Knee' from 17th floor come over, and we have - a little bit of popcorn....Then -Chrissie Hynde and The Pretenders are on Letterman - and we both say 'WoW - What happen to Steve Tyler's voice ?
(We just kidding. Chrissie still look amazing.)
Then we say 'Hey what happened to the somewhat revolutionary/counterculture aspect to modern music ?' (Well ok other than rape murder and petty crime hiphop related)
LAME-O Like ever heard 'There's gonna be a Revolution' you Pretenders ?

Thanks Valtrex, for clearing up the festering, herpetic lesions on the Fish site. (AKA: HorribleJudgement's posts.) It was the nastiest, most virulent infection this site has ever seen. ...And it's almost cleared up entirely! (no posts for two days now...)

Once the scaly lesions slough off, there will be no more traces of HJ and it's scourge of painful boils and irritating posts. We will once again be able to read posts without pain and suffering.

We promise to be vigilant in spotting future outbreaks, and should WhoribleJudgment rear it's ugly head again, this time we will be ready.

Heartfelt apologies to any other websites we may have unknowingly infected with HJ. (Perez-- you don't count. You already have so many STDs, they have already begun producing new strains of drug resistant super-STDs. Besides, we suspect you may have given US the HorribleJudgment infection in the first place. Thanks a lot, Douche.)

Actually 'Frank' I was just # 66.

Sorry # 74 .
I was just transcribing the text message number I received from Sarah Palin and the Southern Baptists.
So. # 73 ..... Inside job ?

Haha...I agree with Deacon Jones.

This is undoubtably one gorgeous woman. It never fails to offend me how many women haters read this site and bash ANY bikini pic posted by "The Great" superficaial writer. To all you homo's bashing these pics....You do know that there are Gay Porn websites out there that you could be beating off to ! If you dont enjoy these pics, there is NO hope for you turning hetrosexual.

This is undoubtably one gorgeous woman. It never fails to offend me how many women haters read this site and bash ANY bikini pic posted by "The Great" superficaial writer. To all you homo's bashing these pics....You do know that there are Gay Porn websites out there that you could be beating off to ! If you dont enjoy these pics, there is NO hope for you turning hetrosexual.

Body: great. Face: fucking nightmare on elm street. Wrinkled and haggy. Newsflash Nicolette: all the plastic surgery in the world ain't going to fix that. Collagen lips much? Face lift much? Seriously, all that stretch skin, and over pumped up fish lips, combined with her wrinkled haggy-ness should make her eligible for a horror film. Great body though.

I think these look better than the pics from last December. She musta got her crap in gear.

@55 huh??? It might be Tom Cruise or Eric Roberts.

@64 hannah Pumping your breasts up with toxic waste seems to help, also.

Skinhead mentality? Yes. Overweight, with high school degree? No

@52
"Feminism has failed women miserably"

- Got that right. If you were equal you wouldn't need to make laws to MAKE you equal

The elbows tell ALL. WOMEN start moisturizing your fucking elbows in your ASAP(in your 20's is best). Oh and don't get fat.
Her face is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED(don't mess with the face ladies if you're pretty just moisturize and age naturally and stay the fuck out of the sun and tanning beds)
The body IS impressive to say the least. The implants are unecessary though and add to the desperate aging beauty image.

and Superfish, Marla Maples (who is 45) is just as hot if not MUCH hotter (her face is far less fucked and the boobs are real methinks). When dressed Nicolette has a distinct manishness about her, when Eva Longwhoria was on SNL they spoofed the housewives doing some stupid photo shoot and they had one of the SNL MEN in a blonde wig play Nicolette, so that says it all.

Binky,

AHHHHHH!!! AAHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!! oo oo oo oo.

I came up with my latest Katrina conspiracy just for you Binky. Talk about your inside jobs!

she is so sexy.......
[ __"tallhub.com"__ ]which is the biggest club in world for 18+ singles from different countries to meet cute girls or handsome men.They are tall and slender in build,hot and sexy.Join them,and go on have a look...
Good luck for you,wish you find your girls or guys.

She's got a great ass. I would love to buttfuck her.

As long as a woman can still get it wet, then that is fine by me. I mean come on now, you have seen how fugly Michelle is!

#73, still obsessed with me, huh? Kind of sad, seeing as I'd forgotten about your gay ass. :) You lost, remember? Get a boyfriend, faggy! :)

Her body looks okay, but she looks sad and desperate.

Although I find her face a bit fugly I would certainly be willing to shove my tongue up her fine asshole!

Come on, who cares about the Jackie-O shades, that's one very nice ass.

#73

Ah, your obsession is indeed reaching scary heights. Stings, doesn't it? :) . Don't play around in my world, you look like a goddam idiot.

I count, you don't. I will ALWAYS be a winner, and you will ALWAYS be a loser. Yeaaah, you got it :) Don't play around in my world, you look like a goddam idiot. Remember? Me: winner. You: loser. :)

Your obsession with me is an ego boost,You've really gotten pathetic at this point. Everyone can see how creepy you are and how you simply cannot let go of your obsession with me. Poor, poor you. Anyway, how does it feel do be reduced to this obsession by me? To be so beaten and destroyed by one person? It must hurt. :) But really, I hope you do not ever one day become obsessed with another superficial poster, and refuse to let go of them. Don't play around in my world, you look like a goddam idiot.

You're little effort is so sad. But I'm afraid that you just cannot get to me. It is impossible. Don't play around in my world, you look like a goddam idiot. Me: winner. You, as you are now proving to everyone: loser.

What a sexy bitch. I'd do her anytime !!

Oh, and Nicollette is cute too.

@80 - fake tits might be attractive from afar but they give away an insecure personality straight away. Think attachment disorder, low self-esteem etc etc.

All I was trying to say is that working out and eating right is something which enhances a woman's natural attractiveness. I would also suggest that judging a woman for her attractiveness is also largely a biological phenomenon, and not a cultural one, so complaining about it is inevitably pointless.

Cript keeper elbows

"Fumus - October 6, 2008 2:01 PM

First!!!"

You're a goddamn idiot. What is it with this "first" thing?

Meetingblack.com----- ? It is really a funny and interesting place to date attractive girls or hot guys. Many hottie videos and photos at this site, you can enjoy latest interesting videos or talk about hot topic with other friends. I've met many thoughtful singles who were trying to find true love.

damn SHE DONT EVEN HAVE A ASS WHAT UP WITH THAT...SHE LOOK LIKE A MAGGOT!!!! NO SHAPE AT ALL!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW MAGGOT

NY Ted: You want to put your nose up her ass?

nicollette Sheridan is so sexy in the bikini i would have sex with her anytme.