Oct 16 2008Madonna calls Guy Ritchie 'emotionally retarded'
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Madonna gave her first concert performance last night since announcing her divorce. The "Sticky & Sweet" tour continued in Boston where PythonArms DeathFace took a crack at her soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie. NY Daily News reports:
Her Madgesty dedicated the song "Miles Away," about a couple that grows apart, to the "emotionally retarded" in a not-so-subtle jab at her soon to be ex-husband Guy Ritchie on Wednesday night in Boston.
"This song is for the emotionally retarded," Madonna announced to the 20,000-plus crowd at the latest stop on her "Sticky and Sweet" tour. "Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do."
I take offense to this. As someone with "emotional Tourette's" I can't help but think "Fuck. SHIT. Damn. My father never hugged me."

Reader Comments
1. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - October 16, 2008 5:07 PM
Fuck her as a woman I can say I have NO doubt she is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE to be married to. I pity Guy. Go Guy, RUN, you're free now, run away and never look back.
2. Stay - October 16, 2008 5:07 PM
That's mature!
3. Holly - October 16, 2008 5:11 PM
She's elderly. Doesn't she know that no one wants to fuck grandma's pussy..?(source: Samantha, Sex In The City)
It's sad and embarrassing to see old people try to be sexy. =/
4. Cynthia - October 16, 2008 5:14 PM
Way to go Madonna!!! Bring it, baby!!!
Men are children their whole lives. They don't even know how to maintain proper hygiene. Emotionally, happy is when their favorite team (=homosexual fantasy) wins, sad is when they lose. "Emotionally retarded" is putting it very mildly.
As always, Madonna knows what she's doing. Men do not.
5. Slingblade Billy Bob - October 16, 2008 5:18 PM
Cynthia, being immature is generalizing and stereotyping. Good one.
Madonna is all about Madonna. Always has been always will be. Every time I hear her interviewed I get the urge to want to punch her face on the TV screen, so even in really small doses she is completely intolerable. Guy is lucky to get away from that narcissist. i pity the kids most, though. With a mom like Madonna, they no doubt will have some issues when older.
6. Anna - October 16, 2008 5:24 PM
Madonna is a pig and if not for the fear that she would crack my skull like a walnut I would punch her square in that Cryptkeeper face of hers. Thank GOD Guy is free. Wish it would have happened sooner.
7. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - October 16, 2008 5:29 PM
Run away Guy to a land where you no longer have to floss the giant gap of a monsters teeth with your own air, a land where you aren't used as a puchbag, a physical puching bag for a witchwhore who want rambo arms, a land where your spouse isn't a raving lunatic egomaniac who considers herself the JESUS of her own bullshit religion, a land where every morning you don't have to wake up and call 911 because you think your hideous corpse wife is dead.
8. Come-Honor-Face - October 16, 2008 5:34 PM
She should hook up with Marc Anthony and breed a race of Skeltors
9. Maria - October 16, 2008 5:39 PM
They're both a couple of you know what!
10. Fernando Narcos - October 16, 2008 5:41 PM
#4-Cynthia,how does being a soulless cunt who sucks the life out of everybody and everything she encounters make Madonna anything other than a soulless cunt?
11. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - October 16, 2008 5:42 PM
*your own HAIR
*wants rambo arms
12. grobpilot - October 16, 2008 5:48 PM
#4: I guess Daddy didn't love you. Or, maybe loved you a little too much. Either way, you're destined to wind up a bitter old spinster (after a series of man-hating, lesbian liaisons).
13. paul - October 16, 2008 5:53 PM
Madonna is a fukin nutcase. Im surprised anyone coudl stay married to her for that long
14. paul - October 16, 2008 5:53 PM
Madonna is a fukin nutcase. Im surprised anyone coudl stay married to her for that long
15. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - October 16, 2008 5:54 PM
#8 LOL, so who do you think would win in a death fight Madge or J'Lo? I mean Madge has the muscle of a WWF wressler, but J-Lo could just sit on her and suffocate her with 200 pounds of pure ass blubber. All i know is that would be one of the few NOT hot girl fights.
Madonna is a MANBEATER and we all know it. Seriously Ritchie was covering up black eyes for the last 8 or whatever years. Poor Guy. During his marriage he really should have changed his name to Guy Poor, but now that he is finally free fromt he shackles of the crypt keeper, he can proudly claim to be Guy RITCHie. I mean the fact that he made it out of that blazing hell hole alive is WAY more impressive than DJ AM and Travis Bitcher surviving that plane crash. Guy should run around proclaiming I'm alive, I'm alive, I am the richest man in the world, IT IS A WONDERFUL LIFE, I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I hope he gets all her money.
16. Insatiable Peter - October 16, 2008 5:54 PM
Guy is the winner. Madonna can't stand that Guy defies her soulless, dictatorial reign over everyone around her and sanctimonious bullshit. It'd be hard to believe that she does anything without the result meant to benefit herself or enhance her image. Go and get Rocco, Guy. Forget the other offspring unless you want to save them from being accessories.
p.s. Here's hoping Guy fucked her in the ass one last time and left the room a second after he splooged on her face!
17. Jimbo - October 16, 2008 5:57 PM
I guess that Guy is "emotionally retarded" because he got upset about the idea that his wife is fucking other men and women.
18. jesus - October 16, 2008 6:09 PM
win win situation for guy.
19. Jamie's Uterus - October 16, 2008 6:19 PM
I hope he gets half her money! He needs combat pay after being with hagged up awful shrew.
20. metalman - October 16, 2008 6:42 PM
isnt this the woman that was calling herself 'ethyl' or some goofy shit about a year ago? emotionally retarded or identity crisis? no wonder he left
21. Rob - October 16, 2008 6:45 PM
Sounds like Madonna is retardedly emotional.
22. Guy Ritchie's Crank - October 16, 2008 6:58 PM
That's quite an indictment coming from a bacterial cesspool like you bitch.
23. hannah - October 16, 2008 7:04 PM
she is an embarrassment.
24. Air Mail - October 16, 2008 7:06 PM
I thought Holloween was at the end of the month?
25. Alison - October 16, 2008 7:09 PM
She has business savvy and ambition, but she's never struck me as intellectually bright.
I don't know what she's done to herself, but now she looks like a drag queen.
26. polly pureheart - October 16, 2008 7:12 PM
Fuuuuuckkk her...that skanky, used-up bitch.
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27. polly pureheart - October 16, 2008 7:12 PM
Fuuuuuckkk her...that skanky, used-up bitch.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
28. coolchick - October 16, 2008 7:57 PM
Yea Guy Ritchie is kind of a bore. I hope Madonna sells the engagement ring that Guy gave to her to www.idonowidont.com so she can officially close the chapter on this marriage. That's what I did when I divorced my hubby! We all know she loves A-Rod!
29. Tired - October 16, 2008 9:35 PM
Madonna is a LOSER ... people that admire her are BIGGER LOSERS!
30. Your Daddy - October 16, 2008 9:47 PM
MOdonna, your such a dork. You should just date one of the man-hating lesbos that have posted negative comments about your ex...such a dip-wad!!!!!
MENopausal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31. mr_markham - October 16, 2008 10:23 PM
Oh, nice going--publicly insult the father of your kid, that's a wise move and demonstrates real intellectual savvy and just how much the kids matter.
Go fuck A-Rod, pretend you're still young, and shut your mouth about Rocco's father, Madonna.
Any money Guy does take away from this, the dude fucking earned it, every dime.
32. Sport - October 16, 2008 10:59 PM
I applaud all of you who hate this manbeast as much as I do - she is a self absorbed skank and has been irrelevant for a decade. Go away Madonna you arent trendy or cool any more. The 80s and 90s want you back bitch.
33. mrmiji - October 16, 2008 11:31 PM
She's phenomenally dull. Posing with a guitar as you float an e form barre chord along the neck does not make you multi-talented. Plus, she looks like a "Thriller" zombie.
34. gerard Vandenberg - October 17, 2008 1:22 AM
you mean.......................................... A TURD?
35. lawrence - October 17, 2008 5:34 AM
Wow! Madonna? She is still beautiful still gorgeous~~Her profile is still available at that millionaire site Richromances.com. Is she still looking? Good luck, my queen!
36. Richie - October 17, 2008 7:01 AM
She's an idiot. Granted she's wealthy etc but dumb as a stump... Do you remember the whole Brit accent...What a twat !
37. Richie - October 17, 2008 7:01 AM
She's an idiot. Granted she's wealthy etc but dumb as a stump... Do you remember the whole Brit accent...What a twat !
38. Richie - October 17, 2008 7:01 AM
She's an idiot. Granted she's wealthy etc but dumb as a stump... Do you remember the whole Brit accent...What a twat !
39. FACE - October 17, 2008 7:28 AM
SHe is lying to fans with that guitar. She isnt a musician. She lied to fams with that bogus english accent. What a twat!
40. uhh WTF ! - October 17, 2008 7:52 AM
YEAH, AND SHE'S A TOTAL WHORE!
41. uhh WTF ! - October 17, 2008 7:53 AM
An OLD WHORE!
42. Mr. Jones - October 17, 2008 8:03 AM
Poor Madge. Her glory days are far behind her. She won't be able to be the star-fucker she used to be. Prediction: she's going to end up with some 18-year old eurotrash nobody homo who doesn't speak English.
43. I used to like the Material Girl - October 17, 2008 9:04 AM
seriously, doesn't her wanting to put off the news of the split up and divorce after her tour and putting Richie on the back burner show what a true money hungry bitch she really is!!
44. hannah - October 17, 2008 9:33 AM
she thinks she is thirty. Someone needs to tell her she is fifty. Its time to put pants on, cover up the thighs that NO ONE wants to look at, put the mike down & chill the fuck out. Fuckin psycho....
45. toolboy - October 17, 2008 9:37 AM
#20
Sir, I believe you are correct. She was calling herself "Ethyl"...hmmm, she is a singer and so is Alice Cooper (although Alice actually does sing)...Alice had a hit with a song called "Cold Ethyl" about a necrophiliac who fucks a corpse by the refrigerator light...she is trying to tell us that she is indeed a mummy...SHE IS MUMMRA!!!
46. Vegetable Lasagna - October 17, 2008 9:44 AM
Madonna shut the fuck up! Nobody cares anymore.
47. dontlooknow - October 17, 2008 10:20 AM
Poor Guy...emotionally retarded. That's better than being just RETARDED like Madonna. At least he can change.
48. She married him - October 17, 2008 10:41 AM
If her (ex) is so bad, what does that say about her?
She married him. Let the guy become a part of her childrens' lives. Etc. Then, years later, all of a sudden he has all these faults.
If he has all these faults, WHY DID SHE MARRY HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE??? WHY DID SHE LET THE GUY AROUND HER KIDS???
She chose him.
Sounds like SHE has some growing up to do.
What does this say about M's character?
1. she stayed with an "emotionally retarded" guy for years because she is so smart that she thought it was a good idea?
2. she has no class badmouthing an ex; celebrity or not, it's just bad form.
49. Turd Ferguson - October 17, 2008 10:53 AM
I think the "emotionaly retarded" are the morons that fork out the big bucks to see the cryptkeeper play dressup and wear a guitar.
She's the whore that fucks around and he's emotionally retarded.???
50. crazypants - October 17, 2008 12:16 PM
Mr Markham....
Hear, hear. Seriously you have kids for 2out of 3 of them, Guy's practically the only dad they've known (David was in an orphanage after all). Guy's been around for most of Lourdes' life as well.
Let's try to keep it somewhat civil for the kid's sake, no?
51. sameshitdifferentyear - October 17, 2008 12:30 PM
Isn't it a bit ironic that she's a professionally a musician, and yet she's musically "retarded"? Recordings of her singing acapella are used in prisons worldwide to extract information.
It was strange that she limited G Richie's deficiencies to emotions only. Maybe she hasn't seen Smoking and Barrels and Four and Guns and Wannabe's yet.
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53. mamadough - October 17, 2008 1:21 PM
well, he was retarded for marrying madonna, and then her succubus ass ate his soul, making him emotionally retarded (i'm on his side here!!).
poor fellow, crying into his pillow every night, asking "why" as his knees slid into the bed from madonna pounding him from behind. i wouldn't blame him if he had a gay spout for a few months. there's going to be a lot of things he has to do to get 8 years of THOSE kinda memories outta his head.
54. Brooke - October 17, 2008 3:53 PM
lol Cause publicly commenting on your relationship is emotionally mature.
55. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - October 17, 2008 5:19 PM
So this devine, spiritual, super evolved being known as Madonna who is her the leader of her own healing and almighty religion goes around calling the father of her children "emotionally retarded"? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
Bitch is fucking full of shit, she is THE definition of phony. What a fucking worthless whore.
56. Thumperchica - October 18, 2008 9:24 AM
Madonna = Crazy Bitch (And by bitch I mean Goldberg reincarnated)
GO GUY GO!!!
@Cynthia - a bit man hatey today?
GO
GET
LAID, you'll feel better, I promise.
57. fuhgettabowdit - October 18, 2008 10:33 AM
He is the bravest man in the world.
58. Unklejoe - October 19, 2008 11:00 PM
This fake bitch cant play guitar or fucking sing for that matter. All this gutter slut can do is put out sappy bitch pop and dance. Only people who buy her albums are bitches and faggots. Cunt when you can put out music like old Black Sabbath holla.
59. FutureAxeMurderer - October 20, 2008 3:17 AM
@ #56.
Getting laid won't help her. Cynthia sounds like she suffers from a debilitating condition known as "penis envy".
*Sigh*
Sadly, there is no cure.
60. rafael - October 25, 2008 3:28 PM
why so much hate for madonna?
maybe he is what she said, maybe not, whateva!
in any case, she was the man of the relationship and he accepted that....how long for a ritchie succesfull movie??? she´s the one bringing bread to home!