Oct 9 2008Lynne Spears: 'I'm innocent, I tell ya!'
Ha ha! Remember Crazy Britney? Good times. Except when it comes to taking the blame which brings us to Lynne Spears who continues to promote her new book Through the Storm: How I Pimped My Children Then Profited from their Downfall Thanks to Your Purchase. Today she stopped by FOX News' The Morning Show With Mike and Juliet where Lynne convinced nobody but herself that she cashed in on her kids:
On Britney and Jamie Lynn's careers:
"People think I was this stage mom, that I was pushing my daughters to do what they did. I was actually their cheerleader. I have never been their manager, that's never been my role. I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and [got them] out of bed."
On Kevin Federline:
"I do like Kevin. He has been good to us," she says. "Kevin could have been a real pill about a lot of things, but he wasn't. He worked with us and has really tried to make everything good for the boys. He has thought about them through all of this."
On Sarah Palin:
"I'm glad she didn’t have to go through as much scrutiny as I did. Nobody wants their children to have these kinds of hardships or bumps. Who would want that?"
Some conspiracy theorists (Read: Me) theorize that Lynne Spears slept with Kevin Federline thus sending Britney into a psychological tail spin. And, is it me, or did Lynne just admit that when she said "I do like Kevin."? Everyone knows it's scientifically impossible to like something but not have sex with it. Coincidentally, this is also the same excuse I used for why I ruined the turkey during Thanksgiving dinner last year. I expect the same response here: SUCCESS!
Reader Comments
1. Deechronic - October 9, 2008 4:24 PM
shes wearing pantyz...thats a first
2. Parker - October 9, 2008 4:30 PM
whoa, good theory dude. Probably most people wouldn't think of it cuase they'd get stuck in that, if he wouldn't fuck her why would he fuck her mother, loop. But it's easy to forget that Kevin is a douchebag cause next to Britney he just looks like a desperate loser. So I think your theory holds water and needs to be investigated.
3. lola - October 9, 2008 4:51 PM
Her extentions look horrible.
4. Karen - October 9, 2008 4:52 PM
The Lynne Spears/Sarah Palin parallel is pretty close, actually. Lynne slept with Kevin, and by all accounts Bristol's boyfriend banged Sarah too. More than a few neighbors have said "you don't know the half of it!" when asked if Sarah was considered a MILF. But, attacking the media worked for the Republicans - not in terms of gaining votes, but in terms of preventing journalists from pursuing the sordid stories you find in small towns (the other half of the pristine 1950s - so, all white - picture that Palin/McCain present).
5. Ralph - October 9, 2008 4:54 PM
AH!!!...another crotch shot.
6. jess - October 9, 2008 5:05 PM
That first picture should be the cover of her new album. It would be really appropriate, and still be more attractive than the "Blackout" cover.
7. Rough Daddy - October 9, 2008 5:06 PM
Gimme a break with this will ya?
8. what? - October 9, 2008 5:11 PM
You can always tell when she is going crazy, because she gets rid of her bangs and proudly parades her enormous forehead.
9. Slut - October 9, 2008 5:17 PM
Acne!
10. lori - October 9, 2008 5:26 PM
Aren't the two people in this picture the two who f##ked up Brittany in the first place, Ali Simms and the Sam the drug pusher who has a restraining order filed against him??
11. bb - October 9, 2008 5:59 PM
Whore.
12. supersex - October 9, 2008 6:09 PM
they are all whores
13. kitty - October 9, 2008 6:24 PM
ya giving coffee to your children too keep them awake great mom.....
14. immmers - October 9, 2008 7:11 PM
Two possible interpretations of her comments about Kevin:
1. I slept with Kevin, like a good hick mother-in-law should.
2. He has some mega embarrassing crap about Britney and he'll write a tell-all if I don't stay in his good books.
Karen, so saying that a story has been suppressed by the media automatically makes it true? Sorry, no.
15. gerard Vandenberg - October 10, 2008 12:02 AM
be honest: AFTER ALL THE MISERY YOU REALLY BELIEVE PERSONS WITH THE NAME OF "spears", FOLKS?
16. Lea - October 10, 2008 12:35 AM
old pics are old.
17. U Celeb - October 10, 2008 1:28 AM
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18. diddleysquat - October 10, 2008 1:34 AM
we're stuck with this bitch forever aren't we
19. M - October 10, 2008 2:08 AM
The popup ad guys are at it again!
20. pure.ticking - October 10, 2008 6:01 AM
this is just disgusting...
21. pure.ticking - October 10, 2008 6:01 AM
this is just disgusting...
22. Adam - October 10, 2008 8:17 AM
OMG only in the USA would the Spears get more crap than the future VP-toooo funny
23. Adam - October 10, 2008 8:18 AM
OMG only in the USA would the Spears get more crap than the future VP-toooo funny
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25. TAMEKA - October 10, 2008 9:55 AM
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26. You just made my day, Fish! : ) - October 10, 2008 11:08 AM
"Some conspiracy theorists (Read: Me) "
Couldn't ask for anything more Fish, couldn't ask for anything more! You just made my day!!!
Here's to seeing through all of the crap the jewsmedia dishes out!
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27. Maggie From Buffalo - October 10, 2008 11:22 AM
her extensions are SO BAD, she should shave her head again!
28. yourfavoritebrunette - October 10, 2008 11:22 AM
you people are retarted that think these pics are new.....
29. yourfavoritebrunette - October 10, 2008 11:23 AM
you people are retarted that think these pics are new.....
30. wtafuc - October 10, 2008 8:06 PM
So all she did was get her 10 year olds coffee?
31. tery - October 17, 2008 5:15 AM
She sold her kid to show biz!
Her daughter is the biggest most used and manufactured piece of shit in the business. And have you all noticed that the father says nothing. What a pussy.
But the money is rolling in:)