Oct 1 2008Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson still wearing bikinis

she doesn't look that bad; though, the forehead is a bit much.

at least they look happy together =)

First!!! Ugly

it would be more interesting to see them wearing strap ons.

Forget being a lesbian, Who knew Lindsay was into hunchbacks..

My. Fucking. Eyes.

Lindsey look GREAT in a bikini. I'd pose as a woman for the opportunity to devour her luscious cans and sweet pussy.

Sam has a lousy beach body -ick.
Such wide hips on a pasty little thing, you'd think she was a mother 4.
Has the posture of a geeky 12 yr old boy.

So Lindsay (who has the face of a 48 year old, all of her leathery, freckled skin), is still frolicking on the beach with an ugly man in a bikini. Why? Who knows. And now this man has neglected to shave.

And if even that wasn't enough, the ugly man in the bikini's forehead is the size of a fucking driveway. Horrible flab, and jowly cheeks on him too. Geezus, what an uggo.

I guess Lindsay needs him there to keep her from tipping over, since she's so top heavy. Why he's gotta wear a bikini, though, I don't know.

im going to go on the record as anonymous.

i was there in mexico with them and those are not regular lolly-pops. those are morphine lollipops that samantha got from her brother.

On last pic - she's gotta be peeing or (gasp!) pooing.
Possibly it just hurts to sit - sammy plays hard sometimes.

and still eating each others box.

Im suprised that Samantha shaves down there. I figured she was more of an au naturale type gal you know?

Oh Look Lindsay Lohan is dating Mr. Burns . Who Knew!!!

If you look close you can make out the marks on Sam's forehead from the strap-on....

LiLo digs the screwnicorn.

The lesbians look like they are having fun in the sun. I'll never understand it but enjoy the pussy juice ladies!

I already had a feeling Sam smelled-nevermind a hot day at the beach

Aweful posture.

I knew Samantha would be of the slightly-distended-gut persuasion. Bad posture and slightly malnourished. Nice to see she actually is female though.

@9 and all of you,

My gf, Lindsay is beautiful, stop being so damn jealous. Why don't all of you go jerk off with a belt around your neck. I don't care if you think I look a little boyish...i am a lesbian, HELLO? How many of you can come down to Mexico whenever you want, how many of you have gfs as hot as mine???? YOU ALL ARE SO PATHETIC, I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

@9 and all of you,

My gf, Lindsay is beautiful, stop being so damn jealous. Why don't all of you go jerk off with a belt around your neck. I don't care if you think I look a little boyish...i am a lesbian, HELLO? How many of you can come down to Mexico whenever you want, how many of you have gfs as hot as mine???? YOU ALL ARE SO PATHETIC, I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

Wow! Compared to Sam, Lindsay looks pretty sharp in a bikini. I suppose a dog would, too.

This must fall in with Lindsays "surround myself with fugly girls" method of looking good.

Looks like a bikini calendar made in a concentration camp.

wow, that ronson bitch really is hideous. those scrawny bird legs and those knobby, old-woman knees. she really does have the body of a geeky 12 year old boy. such a disaster!!
but, hohan is pure trash so- she can have her!!

Lindsay will be back, just like Rough Douchie, Lindsay loves penis in her mouth.

Lindsay's got some big boobies. Samantha does look like a 12 year old boy. Where is it's ass? And for being such lesbos, are these two ever caught kissing? You would think that a "lesbian couple" frolicking on the beach together in Mexico in their bikini's would, I dunno, show some affection toward each other.

that makes me think of "Mankini" from The Soup on E! hahaahahaha i cant wait for friday now! :)

Hey Hillbilly? if I were you id be obsess with me too...

Douchie, sadly the only one here obsessed with you is, well, you. Shouldn't you and your log cabin boys be getting ready for the debate on thursday?

Seriously though, this new writer is SOO not funny... I'm officially never coming back to this site. PEACE!

wow, shes ugly

Hillbilly? Im not sure what makes you so stupid but it really works....

Lindsay Lohan couldn't get a better looking lesbian chick?

Seriously. There are so many young woman who would love to munch the red carpet. Samantha must have a Gene Simmons tongue or something.

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Due to legal pressure, they were forced to take down the picture of Lilo sucking Sam's cock.

Testors model cement and gold krylon, what's your excuse?

Sadly, Ronson is about 10 times more attractive than most female commenters here.

#34 I feel sorry for you,,,,so before you get on the pc? youve been sniffing these products? so i wasnt far off...geez us

My excuse is, I just figure each time i type to you,,,im lowering my standards...

Fascinating

The last time I had an erection was 94 years ago. Cindy the trollup still sucks my limp noodle dry. She is insatiable and definitely enjoys my fist in her ass!

Lindsay has a nice figure, but she doesn't do it for me. She has so many freckles she looks like she's wearing a coat. And in the spots where she doesn't have, well, spots, she's so damned pale it's gross. But she does have an attractive figure - she'd probably look much sexier if she was blocking the sun and you could just see her silhouette.

When I look at Lindsay in a bikini, I think "nice figure". When I look at Samantha in a bikini I think "dork". Kinda like the stunt Jim Carrey pulled off several weeks back.

And apparently, the guy in the background in pic # 7 agrees with me. He took a look at the two of them together and obviously had no other response than to shit all over the place. . . .

Thats not Samantha Ronson. It looks more like Adam Sandler.

LIndsay is a coot-bald, chimp-faced, hippo-skinned, monkey-moralled, pig-ugly dyke-for-publicity slag with

FANTASTIC TITS

Come on Lindsay....it's time to go from suck to blow

I'm telling ya, it has got to be some kind of "Lesbian Make a Wish Foundation" trip.....

It's always a pleasure seeing you Lindsay and looking as good as ever if I may add! Your bikini fits your form very well, sucking to your skin like a leech, except it's sexy on you. :)

Don't think I've seen such a smile on your face before like the one you have in these shots. Samantha is obviously making you very happy, so keep at it and live your life well.

Randal

Fuck, her tits are huge.

Also, nice posture on Sam. She looks like fucking Gollum.

Wonder how much money they are making from the paps for staging this photo shoot? Didn't Britney do this same type of crap when Sam Ghalib was calling the shots? Mexico trips to get paid. Yes!! And Spencer and Heidi did it too. Seems to me that Sam Ronson is using material straight out of Sam Ghalib's playbook on how to exploit a "pap" star. Totally pathetic. Hope they both die from diarrhea.

i'd hit half of it.

asdfl;j

What the fuck!?!? The fish is dead. He's really unfunny now.

everybody nose SATAN loves the FIRECROTCHes of this world.
i'd hose her down with my jizz til she was drowning in it

LINDSAY ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A DUMB BITCH MEDIA WHORE. SAMANTHA ON THE OTHER HAND IS HIDEOUS! YUCK!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD BOY...eWWWEEEeccckkkkkkkKKKKK!!! SHE IS NASTY! LINDSAY JUST GIVE UP YOU ARE A NOBODY AND YOU NEED TO STAY OUT OF POLITICS TO CAUSE NO ONE GIVES A RATS ASS WHAT YOUR SORRY ASS THINKS. CAN'T YOU TELL I HATE YOU LOL!!!!!

And I still post circles around you Douchie.

I hope I never have to see Sam in a bathing suit again. She's too much of a boy to pull that one off. Gross.

Still not convinced this is anything more than friendship.
Like another poster said..
Why do we never see them kiss?
If you're a lesbian you kiss

girls hold hands with girl friends.. girls go on vacation with girl friends... girls go to clubs, etc

Nothing I see between these two makes me believe it's anything more than something the paps made up and these two are laughing about.

And I agree
Whomever posted this one, isn't funny.

Where'd the original fish go?

And I agree
Whomever posted this one, isn't funny.

Where'd the original fish go?

That is not the smell of fish...

Just title this story; "Hillbilly Trailer-Trash Girls On Holiday" or "White Puta's Excellent Adventure!"

#54 oh you have post circles around me? what is he rambling about?

you poor little boys, all you can do is compare real females to your airbrushed plastic porn stars and video game & comic book characters.

Real women come in a variety of shapes, sizes, heights, etc.
Most have a flaw or two as do the majority of you.

These girls look better than the average American.

Sam has tits? Who knew?

eww - both of them are gross - too skinny.

Oh yea and I like men.

Lindsey's funbags are heading a bit farther South than Mexico. She'll be tucking those things in her pants by the time she hits 30. If anything, she should stay the hell out of the sun lest she turn into one big freckle.

Ronson wearing a bikini should be NSFW for the love of God.

Who's the teenage boy standing beside teh Lohan, and why is he wearing a white bikini?

Gawd. Pop an alien head on Sam and you've got a close encounter with the TURD kind.........

It's not like I'm attracted to that praying mantis, but that "five-o-clock" shadow is the shadow from the arm of her sunglasses, dicklick.

Pic #13: they don't have any cock to suck, so they settle for popsicles.

tee-hee. i know...cocksicle :)

Sam looks a bit like Nicole Hilton in that 1st pic.

I like Lindsay's expression in the last pic.

They look like they're having fun. That's a beautiful smile in #7. Lindsay hasn't flashed that one since Parent Trap. Its good to see she still has some childishness innocence.

You stupid idiotic mindless white goyim, get off of this forum, shove your heads back up your asses, and get back in front of your talmud-vision sets where you belong.

Your only real purpose in life is to worship Jews, as it says in the Noahide laws. We own you, you stupid goyim. Only Jews are human; the goyim are mere cattle.

One other thing; you're just a bunch of stupid goyim, you know that don't you?

Dear Audrina Partridge,

Please have a look at Lindsay. This is what tits should look like. You failed.

Ricardo - October 1, 2008 2:13 PM
Oh Look Lindsay Lohan is dating Mr. Burns . Who Knew!!!

That's funny!

so do they just.... scissor or something?

No, Sam likes to titty-fuck her.

Douchie, your posts are full of typos, logical non sequiturs and general asshattery. Despite my penchant for huffing chemicals, smoking rocks, chasing the dragon and firing up speedballs, my grammar skills own yours.

Actually I find the McCain-Palin to be a much more disturbing couple. One is a demented old man, and the other is a beauty queen airhead. Neither has the slightest ability to lead the country.

If Lindsay is gonna eat clam, why not hot clam???
That thing is hideous.

Gah! Just stop already.

can you stop posting these stuff its soooo disgusting and look at that Samantha chick is she a transvestite ????

GROSS !!!

XOXO

Ronson looks like some kind of unhappy robot.

They look cute together. And Lindsay's boobs look wonderful. Sorry, I just had to add that. I'm a guy.

Boobs or no Boobs LL is with a She-Man so No Use !!

XOXO

seriously?!?! No phallic references to the freakin' popsicles!?!? WTF

Enjoy ladies - jams out with your clams out!!

#62. You've as big as a house, admit it, Frankendyke.

.............I PREFER NOT, folks!!
(TRICK & CHEAT)

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One more thing:

You're a stupid goy. You know that don't you?

I haven't seen a walk like that since "Jurassic Park."

I CAN SEE WHY THEY'RE LESBOS, I DON'T THINK ANY MAN WOULD TOUCH EITHER ONE. LINDSEY LOOKS LIKE AN OLD BAR WHORE AND I DON'T EVEN NEED TO COMMENT ON THAT OTHER THING. 89.GET A LIFE!!

I CAN SEE WHY THEY'RE LESBOS, I DON'T THINK ANY MAN WOULD TOUCH EITHER ONE. LINDSEY LOOKS LIKE AN OLD BAR WHORE AND I DON'T EVEN NEED TO COMMENT ON THAT OTHER THING. 89.GET A LIFE!!

I CAN SEE WHY THEY'RE LESBOS, I DON'T THINK ANY MAN WOULD TOUCH EITHER ONE. LINDSEY LOOKS LIKE AN OLD BAR WHORE AND I DON'T EVEN NEED TO COMMENT ON THAT OTHER THING. 89.GET A LIFE!!

Why can't she at least go for a hot chick? I'm an average dude and pull chicks far superior to Samantha Ronson. She should be banging (?) the lesbo equivalent of Jessica Alba.

@72 I doesn't look like Parent Trap material to me. With the shadows it looks like a Japanese horror or zombie movie where someones eyes are sunken and burned out.
Sheesh. I thought this girl was going to rule the world or something (Lindsay, not Gollum).

It's the Hunchback of Notre Dame!

large breast

Helloooo, number 86....I said, "cocksicles."

That is a phallic reference if ever i've made one.

How the heck does Sam hide her dick like that? That's a heck of a fold and tape.

don't feel that she is gal, plz insert some better pics

her bikini is cute but dat 4 head is a mess.....

her bikini is cute but dat 4 head is a mess.....

They are cute. I figured LLo would have gone back to men by now.

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