Oct 29 2008Katie Price still using her giant breasts to sell things

Gimme dat!

Puffy pillows of pink puke.

What'd she do? Sew two halves of a dress together? And can't she figure how if she wants straight or curly hair?

What a 'tard.

Id like to play tic tac toe with the blue veins on her chest...

That's exactly what she did. After having two melons stuffed under her chest skin, none of her dresses fit. by cutting them all 70/30 and assembling the Two-Face villain costumes, she was able to salvage 50% of her wardrobe.

She's a fucking genius...a genius with cartoonish stripper tits.

WOWO! I didn't think that eyes could scream but mine just did. She must be angry with people to wear something like that.

Looks like her left boob is the momma, and the right one is the baby. Hehe.

thanxx.. cute

They melted all the sand on the beaches of Devonshire just to fill those boobs. Cancel the picnic, luv, tell the children. The beach is in Katie Price's breasts.

Ooooo, sand crabs.

She's obviously attempting to do "two different halves". You can see that one side of her hair is curly and one has been straightened and she has two halves of two different dresses sewn together. How funny! :D

one boobs is Bigger than the other

thanks for pointing that out #8

I'd fuck that in a heartbeat. And all you haters out here would also, no doubt about it.

"Katie looks like Two-Face's stripper sister who got puked on by a pink unicorn." That is the first time in my life I have ever read something so funny while drinking that it literally made me spit out my drink! Thanks for the mess I now have to clean up!! Fucking hilarious though ...pure genius lol.

It sAVES time wearing two different outfits and two different hairstyles at once. Turn left for the straightening iron shot and right for the blowdryer shot; you don't have to go to the dressing room and change clothes-duh.

has she had her lips injected?

@13 - No shit, she is fine even if she is fake.

" 11. Angela - October 29, 2008 7:13 PM

She's obviously attempting to do "two different halves". You can see that one side of her hair is curly and one has been straightened and she has two halves of two different dresses sewn together. How funny! :D"

BWAHAHAHHAAAAAaaa!!!

It took a chick to notice her fucking HAIR is done two different ways. Not a single dude even LOOKED at her hair. Classic!

does that mean she gets paid double?
i wonder which side puts out? the straight or curly?
oh i forgot, they both do!!

Somebody help me, I am confused.

I had a meet and greet with her today after she had these photos done, woohoo!

this is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. both halves of the dress are SICK. what was she thinking when she agreed to this?

i will bet anyone £5 or like $3 or whatever your worthless dollar is, that she didnt use her own products to do her hair!

when paris hilton comes here can you (america) take katie ? i dont see why we (the united kingdom) should have to put up with this shit all the time

i will bet anyone £5 or like $3 or whatever your worthless dollar is, that she didnt use her own products to do her hair!

when paris hilton comes here can you (america) take katie ? i dont see why we (the united kingdom) should have to put up with this shit all the time

Is she having a stroke or what?

There simply aren't enough "BRAIN-CELLS" availible, folks!!

She is still so sexy!!!!!!!!! It is said she is dating friends on a sports dating stie ==mysportsdate.com== She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

And-I suppose that all of these 'men'-stuck at home reading this gossip drivel
are better looking?Can honestly say that they do not have an asshole?
Finger bang~How many times doe s our 'worthless' country have to send our young men over to YOUR cunt-ry in order to save your worthless ass's?
Giving the world the beatles,radiohead,or the Stones every 40 years just won't cut it-ehh,wot?(you blimey bastards)

I've seen a lot of Nice Natural Boobjobs that really improve a female's appearance! These Overkill freakshows do nothing for me, how any dude finds that crap attractive is beyond me!

If that dress got any tighter, "Lefty" would explode under pressure and spray silicone all over her nice hairstyle and fuck it up even worse (if that's possible). Maybe it would relax the curls on the one side so that the whole coif would match........what's she got in her hair care line that will clean that mess out??????

Uhm...has anyone noticed the bruises on her chest by any chance? Right bellow her neck line

Who the hell is this gross skank anyway???

What are those things? Vag spreaders?

no question i'd fuck that, if any of you bitches look like that i'd fuck you too

God bless her.

What a nasty looking skank...glad she's white..

I'm so glad they used her as a sales model, because that's the first thing I think about when I'm shopping for a blow dryer or curling wand - massive undulating tits.

I just don't get it. ANYONE can get fake boobs. Whats the big friggin deal?

I hope you're happy,my cat just walked by,seen this monstrosity and promptly ran outside,right under the wheel of a passing car.

Who's dressing her? Why did they cut two dresses in half, and then sew mismatched halves together to create that....whatever the hell it is.

Ugh, don't fry me for this but I LOVE her pink...boot. I'd kill for a pair of boots like that. The rest of her outfit is as awful as her implants.

f*cking whore, what a f*cking disgusting piece of low-life shit she is! :@

f*cking whore, what a f*cking disgusting piece of low-life shit she is! :@