Oct 30 2008Hilary Duff apparently wants you to touch her

FISH is an ASSHOLE!

Stuff the Duff

Me and my goat are first again BITCHES!!! SUCK IT!!!!

AMY is a BITCH!

Mimi is a bigger Asshole!

Trampiness sells.
Thanks Brittney.

@1 And you are what comes out !!

LAME to scream FIRST when you aren't.

GO BRITNEY!

I kind of used to like the original song, until she butchered it!

JIMBO YOU are an elephant dick!

How the hell can Duff have a "Best Of" album??? The few things she has done all ate shit on a stick.

"Best Of" colelctions are for actual musicians, not contrived Disney bullshit singers.

Someone should punch this cunt in the throat.

this chick is the least sexy popstar in the entire world
where's samantha mumba, i'd totally fuck her

He could have typed faster if he took his hand out of his goat's ass!

I remember her . a sexy girl!!!!!!!! Several days ago, I saw her sexy photos and videos on a sports community ==mysportsdate.com== it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!

Cliff... find one and jump!

there is nothing sext about hilary duff. nothing.
bring back samantha mumba and her sleek black/irish body with the cans

She's still just a bubblegum pop star. The cutesy Disney tweener music is the same. To change her image she needs to let me film a sex tape with her and I and then have it "stolen". Ripping off Personal Jesus from Depeche Mode isn't the way.

mimi. Thank you.

come on...grammar...it's "you're pregnant" not "your".

I will as long as I can land on your lard ass.

Poor girl. I was waiting for her to start singing "womanizer". She is trying to copy Brittney. She could have found a better role model in the garbage.

I'd take my huge veiny cock and stuff it deep inside her tight little legal asshole, and slam her skull into the headboard a few dozen times, get her all bewildered and dizzy, then pull out and unleash about 15 streams of hot semen tainted with her shit all over her face and mouth...now suck on it bitch, that's right, taste your shit on my cock.....

Aw. Lame Hillary Duff, Jamelia did it two years before you! AND BETTER!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnxQDrdIV2Q

Got woman issues? Pete.

Sorry. Marilyn Manson did it better!

This is just hyped up pop music that tries not to push too hard.

Is this bitch serious? I get SO TIRED of motherfuckers singing OTHER people's songs like THEY wrote it.....

great. Rwach out and touch faith. I have my own personal jesus right here.

If I were a member of Depeche Mode, I would kill myself just so I could be spinning in my grave over this abomination!

I'd rather touch the guys from Depeche Mode.

This sigreat, she looks very fuckable. I ahd to pause it a couple times when she was sucking on the thumb with the whore lipstick on.

What's funny about this video is the fact that this does more to make 15, 16 yr old girls into raging tramps than anything else does, as much as all the Republicans decry all the other shit.

Keep it up Hillary!

Hilary Duff used to be good; and all my friends on " Matchrich. com " loved her!! so, what happened to her? don't think she's copying-others kinda of star! so, wake up from this nighmare!! and surprise us with real you!!

She looks like a trannie in half those shots.

Looks like a suburban soccer mom playing dress up.

Apparently when you hit 21 you cross the line from wholesome to whore?

If she really wants to distance herself from her child star image, she should do a porno. She can use Depeche Mode music for the film and I'd be totally cool with it. I don't think I care what she does until then.

Funny... it kind of sounds like Marilyn Mansons cover of "Personal Jesus"..

I'm just sayin...

Great stylist, makeup artist, director, artistic director, set designer, cinematographer, and probably a lot of other things I don't know the names of.
But that voice... that voice was atrocious.

She needs to go away, and take that 'mullet-spawn' with her.

Tho, I would still ' Duff ' her, probably...

Wow, take Personal Jesus, remove the talent, add a sorta-hot blonde trying too hard, and that's what you get.

And the or in of can table

#40 - ? ? ?

that physically hurt me.

why the hell are her eyes always puffy? she needs to quit taking money shots in the face. show her how it's done mimi!

Nice try. She really can't pull off sexy. Not only is she trying too hard, but it's kind of sad that EVERYONE seems to eventually lower themselves to this level. Had our world gotten to the place where the only thing that people want to see are complete sluts? Pathetic.

wat sarah pallins boy toy? you cann't undersand english. not my falt that you are moron and can''t get real man like,,,,,,, me

Auto-tune, pitch shifter, cover song.
Completely uncreative.

You all need to quit hatin! You know she looks good and the song isn't any worse than the other crap on the radio right now. I think it's sad that she felt like she had to do a video like this, but you can thank America for that. Get over it.. you ALL know that if you saw her on the street looking like that you would look again- she's beautiful.

@44 What's wrong with an easy lay with no strings attached? Nuthin'.

@47, when you finally get your period for the first time, try not to bleed out onto your unicorn pillow. and quit trying to squeeze so hard to get that fart out, it's called bloating and is part of the natural process.

I sea u poynt u make. Wee are produk of Amercan educashon sistem. Obama fix thatt. He libirel and promus he mayded.

She needs to stop singing.

Like now-ish.

Depeche Mode gave permission for that?! Gahan must be back on the drugs.

This is WAY funnier if you watch it without the sound.

Poor poor Depeche Mode... they can actually hear the moment their song died.

It does sound like Personal Jesus. With a bit of something else in there. Catchy, but a shame that it's so close to other tunes.

Am I the only one who thinks that shes trying to copy B.Spears? The make up style, the way she sings to the camera... the 'dancing'... maybe its me

YAAAAAWWWWWWNNN!!!!!!! That was spectacularly dull. Hey Hillary, try again in a few years when your narrow ass finishes growing a set of tits - for gods sakes kid you gotta have something halfway desirable to look at to make that kind of video work.......

too bad she ruined a great Depeche Mode song. didn't even change the music at all. total rip-off. FAIL.

#57 couldn't be more dead-on. this chick has a body like a coffee table.

I find it hard to believe that Depeche Mode allowed her to sample, and bastardize one of their best songs....

I find it hard to believe that Depeche Mode allowed her to sample, and bastardize one of their best songs....

Ugh, now I have to listen to the Gravity Kills cover of Personal Jesus so I can get the memory of that video out of my head.

She didn't take off enough clothes to get my attention. Looks like a knockoff of the ChrisAg Durrty video - only with a little bondage.

Does anyone else think she resembles Jenna Jameson in this video?

It sounds like a some depeche mode song.......... Personal Jesus...

It sounds like a depeche mode song.......... Personal Jesus... Shes so desperate to be taken into account!!!

pitiful FAIL. sounds like "Womanizer 2"

This song pisses me off! Her and that black dude ruined a perfectly good Depeche Mode song. Although i have to say Hilary Duff is HOT AS FUCK now.

They have severely butchered a perfectly wonderful song.

she looks like gwen stefani in the scenes w/ the pinkish red lipstick

The song kinda sucks -- sounds like karaoke over the Depeche Mode tracks -- but, I like Hillary Duff.

A few of my friends stagehand, and said that she was a sweetie; only singer whose show they'd ever done who actually came out and THANKED the people who set it up for her.

She seems really together and down-to-earth. I thought the video was sexy -- not too much skin, suggestive moves and angles -- it gets the imagination going instead of banging you on the head.

Hopefully, she'll eventually find her niche.

What a ugly bitch. first grow sum tits honey, also hiliary's ass is the weirdist shape. just not a pretty sight.

What a ugly bitch. first grow sum tits honey, also hiliary's ass is the weirdist shape. just not a pretty sight.

What a ugly bitch. first grow sum tits honey, also hiliary's ass is the weirdist shape. just not a pretty sight.

I admit, her face is looking great in the video.
But she's looking SO desperate, and her body's actions are so forced.
She'll always be Lizzie McGuire to me.

I agree..she's trying to hard. There's sexy and then there's, "like, omg!, look how sexy I am!!!!!"

The first is awesome; the second is like a kid playing dress up with her mother's clothes (provided her mother is a two-bit whore).

:)Twizzy

Anyone else feel like they were listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xo6syBndKM

Kneel down and fuck face...do doo do dooo dooo

That's not even a cover, that's a ripoff - while the only lyric (sort of) kept is "reach out and touch me," you can easily tell what song it was based off of.

Just pathetic.

What really pisses me off is that the little bitch ripped off Depeche Mode.The little whore doesn't even exist in the same universe as Depeche Mode.

Marilyn Manson ripoff.

a cover of a cover. can u get any more pathetic?

Obomma's campaign slogan is "Change", which means:

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Help
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Apparently the media answered yes to this question, as they've done everything but name him a fucking Saint already.

The only good thing that can come out of an Obomma victory is that Eddie Murphy can get his old Buckwheat costume, and can make cameo's on SNL playing the first monkey Michelle Obama.

Have you seen this fucking coon? She's gonna paint the White House purple and cover all the furniature in plastic. The media has to do some digging on her, there's no way her name is Michelle, it's gotta be Dishiqui or KaDiesha or Shaniqua or some shit, fucking African tribe woman National Geographic looking orangutan....

This annoys me because in the original song he sings "reach out and touch faith" and people always mistake it for "reach out and touch me". I don't know why I care but I do. Someone kill me before my priorities become even more warped.

let's see you walk in those heels little midget. wiggling around doesn't count.

Wrecking "Personal Jesus" . .. she should be shot. . .so should Depeche Mode for selling it out. . . fuckers

lol@ 40 and 45

She makes sexual arousal look like a neurological disorder.

This seemed like a well-crafted parody of a sexy video. I actually laughed out loud when she lifted her skirt to flash her knobby, awkwardly angled legs for a scintillating half second. Like an above poster said- try this without the sound. It's side-splitting.

You can't touch Depeche Mode's original, but at least Johnny Cash's cover is listenable -- this is awful.

Honestly, I think people are way over reacting. ALL pop music is basically total crap. Just because she worked for the Disney machine doesn't mean all the other bands don't work for the Sony/BMG/Virgin/Etc. machine. When compared to all that other crap, it's really not that bad. Granted I like the origional better but common it could be worse. It could be Jessica Simpson. listening to her sing is literally like listening to someone scrape their fingernails across a chalk board.

@ #82. hahahahhahahaahahaha

Yay, a dull song combined with the awkward dancing and statue-humping characteristic of someone who has just popped some E!

Good to see Britney Spears is still making videos.

That sounds sounds almost exactly like Britney's latest. I keep waiting for her to start singing "womanizer."

That song sounds almost exactly like Britney's latest. I keep waiting for her to start singing "womanizer."

Hahahaha. I think it is impossible for her to look more horse-like and unsexy.

um, I may be crazy, but Duff's song sounds just a tad bit like Marilyn Manson's, "Reach out and Touch Faith."

did juergen teller direct this video? or is the art direction just another ripoff to add to the list?

depeche mode blows (and if you still think they rule shoot yourself, please). Having a young hottie sing it is the only way their music will survive the 21st century, even if the song is in bits and pieces. Besides all music stems from what came before it... except for Zappa, that dude was nuts and brilliant.

why isnt the model in the video doing anythign ? he's just standing there like a mannequin

CONDOM MAN APPROVES OF THIS HO

necropolis go back to the yard and listen good music, when u have finish go back too!

If anyone has ever heard of Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus," isn't this song like... a COMPLETE rip-off? Except, you know... horrible. No one (especially not Hilary Duff) should butcher Depeche Mode like this!

Are you serious.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

What the fuck. Leave my Depeche alone, you bimbo cunt.

if you put the sound on mute,
ignore her mega regrowth
and forget the fact that she was once lizzie mcguire..
then she looks hot.

She should just cut to the chase and star in the latest installment of Black up your Ass, we could all have a good 5 minutes rubbing one out, and that would be that for the career of Hillary Duff!

A lot of people have said this already: she REALLY can't pull off sexy. She's a pretty girl with a decent body and they hired a kick-ass makeup artist for this video but still...it just doesn't work for her. All the shots of her whispering in that guy's ear are sexy for a split second until the whole scene registers and you realize there's something lacking.

Britney Spears could never sing especially well but there's always been something enticing about the WAY she sings. Hillary Duff is the same mediocre talent minus the inexplicable sexiness. Oh and it helps that Britney can dance like virtually no one else in her genre, make THAT sexy, and THEN shoot the sexiest provocative-stare shots ever known to man. So Hillary's actually lacking on three counts. It's just not happening for her.

Why, Depeche Mode? WHHHYYYYYY?

Although I would reach out and touch Hillary. ;)

Who knew slutty was so hard to pull off? New respect for Aguleria.

Who knew slutty was so hard to pull off? New respect for Aguleria.

noticeably uncomfortable. creepily unsexy. seriously, has she ever gotten laid? i can hardly watch this. it's so jon-benet ramsey.

@largelygay

Amen to that.

The song takes from "Personal Jesus" AND "Tainted Love" (listen to the beat during the verses). As far as I know, the only thing these songs have in common is that they were covered by Marilyn Manson.

Er... Hilary Duff and Marilyn Manson?

There should be a law against douchebags covering Depeche Mode songs....seriously, thanks for ruining a perfectly ok song. This is garbage.

This song is way better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocwWUHDSHXg
Murder and pop, that's what the industry needs.

She looks awkward and uncomfortable. The slower, more subtle stuff like looking up at the camera worked alright for me, it's just the strained facial expressions and the humpy gyrating stuff that looks unnatural. Eyes, smile and charm seem to be her strong points, not pretending to be crazy out of control horny.
She looks like, "Is this sexy? It's sexy, right?".

Song is hokey and desperate, too. She should probably stick to stuff she's more comfortable with.
Wondering if a few million of her albums were sold on her popularity/image.

@83 - Lala, I'm sorry I hurt you the way I did. I often mishear lyrics.

@107 - I like the looking up at the camera and smiling. She does that anyway, though. It works on different levels.

Oh. Good. Lord. Depeche Mode :( :( :(

That was 3 minutes and 41 seconds of awful....

And is it just me or does Hilary Duff look like Heidi Montag @ some angles?

Maybe I missed it, but does no one remember the cover that Johnny cash did of Personal Jesus? He did it pretty well, and I've heard the Manson and Depeche Mode versions as well. Just putting it out there...