Oct 10 2008Gisele Bundchen lends her hotness to Kevin Connolly
These are shots of supermodel Gisele Bundchen filming a music video for Black Cowboy yesterday. Kevin Connolly from Entourage directed the shoot which took place on Melrose Ave., and I gotta say, I have my concerns. I'm no expert, but this thing seems to be missing several key components for a successful music video: Nudity, robots and Slash playing guitar while driving a tank full of strippers. I mean, sure, you can make a video without these things, but you can also make beer without alcohol. Just because you can doesn't mean you should - and that's one to grow on.*
*Except for you, Kevin Connolly. You had your chance.

Reader Comments
1. Kevin C - October 10, 2008 12:01 PM
Last
2. bens - October 10, 2008 12:02 PM
First
3. bens - October 10, 2008 12:02 PM
First
4. LOVER - October 10, 2008 12:11 PM
YUMMY !
5. kalispera - October 10, 2008 12:14 PM
It's Bündchen. How hard can it be to use those two little dots?
6. Rough Daddy - October 10, 2008 12:16 PM
Simply exquisite...legzzz
7. JMack - October 10, 2008 12:18 PM
Sorry Superficial writer. youre the shit and all.. but this chick is about as sexually attractive as used paint rag. Look at her with her long horse face head, shes a twig....a tomato on a vine if you will....
8. Parker - October 10, 2008 12:23 PM
She's not so hot but I would certainly douche her pooper with my penis. I believe I would enjoy that.
9. drew - October 10, 2008 12:30 PM
Well Christ Almighty JMack, that's a damn shame you don't find her sexually attractive. Perhaps Mindy Cohn or Tina Yothers would have been more to your liking, too bad Black Cowboy couldn't get them away from the tray of Carl's Jr. thick burgers.
10. Number 8 - October 10, 2008 12:30 PM
I don't get why white guys fall over this chick, she's got a manish face and nothing out of the ordinary going on body-wise...
11. Balls - October 10, 2008 12:33 PM
JMack you're dumb. Any man with a pee pee would have said pee pee transform into a battering ram of a boner if she was in your bed. I would have intercourse with her horse face repeatedly.
12. havoc - October 10, 2008 12:34 PM
"I don't get why white guys fall over this chick, she's got a manish face and nothing out of the ordinary going on body-wise..."
You are a complete idiot.
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13. idiot - October 10, 2008 12:42 PM
at # 5... how the fuck do you put those dots over the u. my keybopard doesn't have a 2 little dots key
14. CaptainMorgan - October 10, 2008 12:44 PM
BAM! Right up the dumper. Like. A. Champion.
15. pistolita - October 10, 2008 12:54 PM
she's absolute perfection.
16. Deacon Jones - October 10, 2008 1:02 PM
@10
And I dont get why black guys fuck fat, pizza faced, gel'd ponytail, hoop earrings white girls.
I would bathe this chick with my tongue after she ran a marathon
17. Jimbo - October 10, 2008 1:03 PM
@16, Deacon, that is mighty white of you.
18. havoc - October 10, 2008 1:33 PM
I would drink her bath water.......
She's perfection.....
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19. me - October 10, 2008 1:37 PM
She's beautiful. Some men never cease to amaze me. I am a woman and find it VERY hard to believe that there are men out there who wouldn't find her attractive. But you know what they say, hey? To each their own. I'd give my left tit to look like her.
20. JBM - October 10, 2008 1:52 PM
I bet Tom Brady goes muffin diving on a daily basis
21. Jimbo - October 10, 2008 1:52 PM
@19, No need to give that left tit away. You have your own specal gifts that make you hot!!
22. Fat Chicks Suck - October 10, 2008 1:54 PM
Her face isn't the greatest - I'll agree with that. Also - her personality annoys me. But if you don't think she has a ridiculously hot body and/or if you think she's "too thin"...you have absolutely no fucking taste and your opinion is worth absolutely nothing. Seriously.
I would fuck the shit out of her.
23. me - October 10, 2008 1:56 PM
@21...You're a doll! :)
24. JBM - October 10, 2008 1:56 PM
The only men who don't find her attractive prefer to other men
25. Jimbo - October 10, 2008 1:58 PM
Thanks, how are you doing today?
26. homos suck it - October 10, 2008 1:59 PM
The only men who wouldn't fuck her are homos
27. me - October 10, 2008 2:06 PM
@25 Well thank you. Ready for my work day to end, that's for damn sure. How 'bout you?
28. Erik von Stueffel - October 10, 2008 2:12 PM
I vould veel zee Fraulinz bunghole up vith lotz of kreem
29. Vince Lombardi - October 10, 2008 2:38 PM
Hmm. Tough decision.
Fantastic body? Check.
Great "come fuck me" shoes? Check.
Long blonde hair, just right for pullin'? Check.
German (all German women I've known are sexual FREAKS!)? Check.
Yeah, I guess I'd do her.
30. Deacon Jones - October 10, 2008 2:39 PM
@27
Same, doing my timesheet. Want to grab a drink?
31. me - October 10, 2008 2:49 PM
@27 I'd like to grab a couple! What do ya think? :)
32. me - October 10, 2008 2:50 PM
Hee Hee @ 27...I'M 27. Can ya tell I've already BEEN drinking? What a dork.
33. Jimbo - October 10, 2008 2:56 PM
I ma doing just fine. I could go for a couple too. Where are drinking this afternoon.
34. me - October 10, 2008 2:59 PM
Everywhere!
35. Vince Lombardi - October 10, 2008 3:06 PM
Geez, grab a room, you two!
36. Harry - October 10, 2008 3:08 PM
I'm a leg man, so these do it for me.
37. me - October 10, 2008 3:14 PM
We could start talking about.....politics I suppose?
38. supersex - October 10, 2008 3:21 PM
as long as i don't have to look at her face and if she keeps her mouth shut i'd fuck the shit out of her.
yeah, what is it with black guys and fat ugly white chick.
39. superwishinforsex - October 10, 2008 3:31 PM
@38 You can't see it, but you're a loser.
40. whatevs - October 10, 2008 4:01 PM
vince-- she's from brazil, not germany.
41. whatevs - October 10, 2008 4:05 PM
Vince- She's from Brazil not Germany.
42. nezinu5 - October 10, 2008 4:32 PM
Omg, men who likes her are homos, because she is so masculine. Long horse face, small boobs, no butt.
43. supersex - October 10, 2008 4:35 PM
superwishinforsex = fat ugly white chick who likes black dick
44. Parker - October 10, 2008 4:36 PM
I don't find her attractive either but I would still fuck her in the ass. I don't think it makes a difference what a girl looks like if your only interest is in bending her over to buttfuck her. Of course if she's fat that's a different kind of problem. It just would not be possible to get your dick hard enough to get it in her ass so there would be no possibility of having sex. This girl doesn't have that problem though.
45. Vince Lombardi - October 10, 2008 4:50 PM
She may be FROM Brazil, but that's a German surname, so she's got some Kraut in her genes somewhere.
Besides, all the smart Nazi's fled to South America, so you KNOW she's got a swastika on a chromosome somewhere.
46. JPRichardson - October 10, 2008 5:53 PM
Some comments here are truly funny. I guess Gislele is the highest-paid model in the world because of her horse face and her being ugly as hell..
HAHAHAHA!!
47. blech - October 10, 2008 5:59 PM
Look lets break it down. She looks great in the shorts except pic #8 (Giggle). Her face is fucking manly as hell and butt fugly so I pity Tom for having to look at it. She's dumb as shit and if you had to talk to her for five minutes you'd want to ram her stiletto heels in your ears. So again I pity Tom for that. She doesn't look like she's good in the sack either, all her sexiness is a show for the camera's, but she a "you're on my hair whiner" and she probably insists on being told she's the hottet woman ever every damn day, she's definitely jealous of the youger VS models that are taking her place.
Also because she's so tall I suspect she's fairly clumbsy lumbering around all gangly in the three sexual positions she allows (the others may give her stretch marks GASP). She has good hair and her body looks awesome in some pictures, in the pants she is looking a little too much like an emaciated man with a padded bra. Bottom line is she wouldn't be caught dead with a man who wasn't freakishly wealthy so she's a typical bratty greedy woman. She won't except and engagement ring unless it has a certain number of zero's after it and she snores like a rabid donkey.
I'd take Mila Kunis over this vroad any day. Mila has a divine body and the same elegant proportions except unlike mansele she doesn't look like a hulking giant in a pair of heels. Good in pictures nasty tall man thing in person and that accent doesn't help the lack of feminity.
48. perfect timing - October 10, 2008 6:20 PM
You latent tards she has the face of a young Paul Newman, so if you like "handsome" WoMEN sure fantasize over this one. She's the highest paid model because she's bizarre looking and it makes her stand out among the aphrodites and the dying coke heads. She sure as hell doesn't have an elegant dolls face or an angelic look. Plus the modeling world is run by gay men, they have no clue what makes a woman sexy or beautiful. Being extremely tall is very unfeminine, it may photgraph well but it's freakish in person.
49. perfect timing - October 10, 2008 6:26 PM
You latent tards she has the face of a young Paul Newman, so if you like "handsome" WoMEN sure fantasize over this one. She's the highest paid model because she's bizarre looking and it makes her stand out among the aphrodites and the dying coke heads. She sure as hell doesn't have an elegant dolls face or an angelic look. Plus the modeling world is run by gay men, they have no clue what makes a woman sexy or beautiful. Being extremely tall is very unfeminine, it may photgraph well but it's freakish in person.
50. perfect timing - October 10, 2008 6:34 PM
Sorry for the double post, but I had to pay homage to her ballz. Click on my name and tell me this pic of Gizsmell doesn't scream "I have hairy testicles" No wonder Tommyboy bitched out and screwed up the perfect season last year, Mansy over here is giving him a complex, it's hard when you're girlfriend has more testosterone then you do, eh Brady?
51. THE REAL BARELY - October 10, 2008 6:42 PM
Kevin Con...(Fuck it: I'm not even going spell his last name...) is a no -talent dwarf. And Gisele Munchin IS a horse face. There I said it. Gisele is a horse face. Does nothing for me.
52. max - October 10, 2008 7:12 PM
Sure some women have bigger boobs, different curveatures etc. But Gisele is a very, very fine woman. Personally, I like variety and would be all over her promptly!
53. Bah - October 10, 2008 7:14 PM
Kevin Connelly, the side kick from the NOTEBOOK bhahaha that ugly midget doesn't know what sexy is, he dated Nicky Hilton for like two years. I repeat he actually had a RELATIONSHIP with th ugly Hilton sister (they're both fucking hideous and dumb as shit yet she is THE ugly one fo sure). Then single and desperate he tried to mack Julianne Hough (from dancing with the d list trash) and she publically turned him down flat pulling out the friends card and shoving it up his ass via people magazine. HAHA a magazine diss, it doesn't get much harsher than that.
He doesn't know dick fucking squat about hot women, photgraphing the manliest runway model ( and that's saying something since most runway models are notoriously weird looking ugly freak hags that only suceed in giving gay men a fashion woody) in all her manish glory. Big fucking deal. She probably can't even remember Connolly's name she just asked when the troll would be finished using the magic box to make copies of me (but don't take offense Kevin, she forgets her own pretty name often too, she's not the brightest bulb)
Anyway who the fuck cares about Leo's leftovers, she's aging and irrelevant. Bar Rafeilli makes her look like roadkill and the next model twat that Leo the phony "me and my private jets heart the environment" asshole dates will make Bar look like roadkill and so it will go on until that chubby faced douche dies of pretenciousness and terminal douchebagery, the same illness we can pray will be the demise of Heidi and Spencer. Or until he actually gets married which in Hollywood, since they are so self destructive and useless at all human relationships, is a fate worse than death anyway.
54. John McCain wears adult diapers - October 10, 2008 7:30 PM
She's like Maniston, Sarah Jessica Parker, Uma Thurman that chick form that shit show Gossip whores to name a few (Howard Sterns bitch also qualifies), ROUGH ROUGH weird loooking MANWITCHFACES with butt ugly noses, but pretty hot bods. You see their faces and instantly start to paly "find the giant mole with hair growing out of it". Sorry, but the body is irrelevant when you are talking about molefaced witches they scare the shit out of my peen who fears they are contageous. But these tricky celebretard bitches had their witch ID removed prefame, you aren't foolin' me bitches. Sarah J Parker may still have one or two but she had 20+ at birth. There bods do not remotely compensate for their faces, I mean you can't take these girls anywhere. Sitting at a table at a restaurant you look like the stooge who doesn't know he picked up a travestite hooker or that poor guy witht he really ugly girlfriend. In your wallet you can only have pictures of tem in a bikini with their heads cut off, otherwise it's just embarassing.
Anyway, there are hotter bods on girl with actual pretty faces. So no thanks, they are not sploodge worthy, see Elaine it works both ways and you aren't worth a drop.
So go ahead call me jealous, I don't mind I am jealous even as a guy hell yes I'm jealous even with the heat I'm packing I know she has a bigger cock than me, in fact they all do 11" at least and of course chicks are jealous these bitches are 60% male so they rarely get cellulite.
55. heck man - October 10, 2008 7:57 PM
Look at the fagboys criticizing her. It wouldn't take much to look masculine compared to the limpy faerymen of superficial
56. None ya biz - October 10, 2008 10:13 PM
Her face is a little mannish but I think that's her appeal in the modeling word. she's a little too skinny I don't see the big deal but she's deffinately not an ugly chick, she actually looks the same without her makeup. Adrianna lima is WAYYYYYY hotter!
57. Pats suck - October 11, 2008 1:06 AM
Did she lend him her penis too because he sure looks like he doesn't have much of one. It's hard to pee out of a mini carrot isn't it Kevin? Don't worry Gizsmell has an elephant trunk you can borrow, Brady uses it all the time when he feels inadequate (which is pretty often).
58. piglet - October 11, 2008 2:50 AM
kevin connolly is hot.
59. Spinnacer - October 11, 2008 3:01 AM
I love Gisele! She's such a class act and an extremely good model.
60. Ryan - October 11, 2008 3:19 AM
Bündchen has some great legs. Damn. Fucking Brady. I will give that bastard a spinning backfist next time I see him on Broadway. Lights out.....
61. Bobeyo - October 11, 2008 12:18 PM
#54: I agree with you about Sarah Jessica Parker and Uma Thurman and whoever else you mentioned, but you're full of shit about Gisele Bundchen. Mole faced witch? WTF?
Actually, I love her face as well as her body. Her eyes are amazing, and the stronger features ("manly" according to some of you) sort of add an Amazon quality to her height and long legs. With a little working out, I can see her playing an awesome warrior woman in some Conan-like film. That'd kick ass.
I guess what I'm saying is not all girls have to look the same to be hot. I'm like a beacon of true righteous manhood.
62. Bobeyo - October 11, 2008 12:20 PM
In closing, all you morons saying she has a man-face are just insecure closet homos afraid of looking gay. If you were straight at all, you'd get a woody in one glance at that first shot. Go jerk off to the Zac Efron post, please.
63. THE REAL BARELY - October 11, 2008 1:07 PM
Okay Bobeyo: I jerked off to the Zac Efron post and while it didn't do too much for me I still think Efron is more feminine than Gazelle...oh and by the way: Conway is still a no talent douche. His only redeeming feature: I can rest my beer can on his head whilst going Bareback Mountain...
64. Parker - October 11, 2008 3:06 PM
Again, who cares what she looks like? As long as she isn't fat you can bend her over and fuck her in the ass, right? What more is there? This girl has a perfectly nice ass and the long legs make her butt line up with my cock. I hate having to stoop to buttfuck a girl.
65. Duke Steele - October 12, 2008 12:58 AM
I'm tellin' you. Its a tranny!!!
66. gerard Vandenberg - October 12, 2008 10:14 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE SHOES(dumb and much used american expression) but hates the person in "THEM", folks!!
67. Jay Davies - October 12, 2008 12:02 PM
In the UK, Gisele is the new face of Hai Karate. Allegedly...
68. brazilian_horse - October 14, 2008 9:22 PM
ur guys are fucking hysterical
69. Bel - November 21, 2008 2:47 PM
Some comments here are truly funny. I guess Gislele is the highest-paid model in the world because of her horse face and her being ugly as hell..
HAHAHAHA!! [2]