Oct 16 2008Colin Farrell proves that doing drugs will get you laid
Many have pondered the secret to banging a Playboy playmate and getting her to let you document the event on film. Is it money? The right cologne? Some kind of voodoo ritual involving a decapitated chicken? Nope, it's getting hammered on drugs. Just ask Colin Farrell! The Sun reports:
COLIN FARRELL was off his head on drugs when he agreed to film his infamous sex tape.
The Minority Report star, who is now tee-total, filmed an X-rated romp with Playboy model NICOLE NARAIN back in 2003.
But as with most decisions made under the influence, Colin wishes he had been sober when she suggested shooting their nookie.
He said: "I think I was high... It seemed like a good idea at the time."
At the time? Hell, it seems like an even better idea now. Hopefully some government-funded agency can get Farrell's permission to use the footage in a PSA:
This is Colin Farrell. This is Colin Farrell on drugs. This is Colin Farrell on drugs, going balls-deep with a piece of tail that your sober ass was probably fantasizing about the last time you were humping your crusty gym sock. Any questions?Paid for by the Partnership for a Playmate-Banging America.
The only problem would be getting funding for the commercial time in this time of financial crisis, but they can divert the cash from FEMA. It's not like disaster survivors are going to do anything to help you improve your sex life, the selfish pricks.
Reader Comments
1. hmna - October 16, 2008 10:26 PM
Colin would hardly be the first to make an ill-advised decision under the influence.
2. FRIST!!! - October 16, 2008 10:26 PM
A girl would have to be super high to even think about pity-boinking one of the male superficial commenters. And it'd have to be some drug that makes tiny things look big. And dulls your sense of smell.
3. Kaplan - October 16, 2008 10:29 PM
I think he's gross. I do not see the appeal in him.
4. Kaplan - October 16, 2008 10:32 PM
PS: check out his long fingernail in pic 2. PPS: I think he's too fat for the suit he's wearing.
5. emmaleigh - October 16, 2008 10:33 PM
He's not as hot anymore...but with that accent? I'd still bang him all night long!
6. Arroyo - October 16, 2008 10:54 PM
Drugs got him laid? GET REAL.
I think being a multi-millionaire just might have been the key here, don't you?
That is, unless you really think that Nicole Narain goes down to skid row to bang drugged out homeless guys?
7. Hunter - October 16, 2008 10:57 PM
He would... he would...
8. meh - October 16, 2008 11:35 PM
Since when did he decide he was Legolas from Lord of the Rings?
9. Binky - October 16, 2008 11:36 PM
I think it's spelt Colin 'Feral' Fish.
(And ladies - one look should say 'hummm...might catch something here and not just the Guinness Flu' - you know , that type of thing)
10. Knee Ya Ha Ha - October 16, 2008 11:57 PM
So #2 Frist - Et Tu Spokane ?
We sooo dissappointed !
Wobviously you never seen my Karaoke - shakin' with 'Frank' from 16th Floor rockin' out - 'Don't you think your whoyfriend was HOT like me'?
It bring house down. Sweriously . (Or at least a partial collapse starting at third floor. Nothing weelee swerious.)
Joe the Plumber : Inside job ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha : No Joe. Not now.
11. Kyle - October 17, 2008 12:03 AM
hahaha first thing I thought of was Legolas from LOTR too!
12. pam - October 17, 2008 12:19 AM
get a fucking haircut slimeball!!
13. Stuey - October 17, 2008 12:27 AM
If you haven't seen the video i highly recommend it. at one point he tells the woman he wants to live in her cooch. its loaded with cheesy lines.
Oh and he aint packing nothing to write home about so you can use that as a pick up line, "hey, I am bigger than Colon Ferrell"
14. Skeps - October 17, 2008 12:41 AM
wait, they talk about Colin Farrell, and the best the can come up with is the 5 minutes he was in minority report? come on.
15. gerard Vandenberg - October 17, 2008 1:03 AM
FAGGOTS LOVE THAT:
................................................LAID!!
16. Vince Lombardi - October 17, 2008 2:17 AM
Douche.
17. friendlyfires - October 17, 2008 4:50 AM
Smug, ugly Massengill.
18. laweren - October 17, 2008 5:12 AM
This guy was once a vip member of Richromances.com where he writes blog often. I hope I can have a chat with him.
19. michy - October 17, 2008 5:31 AM
he is sooo sexy!!!i want him
20. youtube video - October 17, 2008 6:04 AM
carizzzma adam
21. ME - October 17, 2008 7:54 AM
ASCOT = FAG
22. Not in that movie - October 17, 2008 8:03 AM
"The Minority Report star"? He wasnt in the minority report movie :o
23. Britzook - October 17, 2008 8:19 AM
no.22 yes he was
24. misty - October 17, 2008 8:27 AM
ICK!
25. Deacon Jones - October 17, 2008 9:15 AM
Well, rule out cocaine as something he was on, you can't get a hardon to save your life on that shit, it's reverse Viagra
"Co-Caine, vivaaaaaaaaaa"
26. cookiepuss - October 17, 2008 9:24 AM
EEWWWWW . I can't believe i uses to think he was soo hot . he looks like hes homeless now . nasty . I think he's pissed about the video because he suffers from the irish curse. poor collin.
27. hannah - October 17, 2008 9:28 AM
he is so fukin slimey and gross. Dude go get some sun & visit the gym already.
28. TUBBO - October 17, 2008 10:05 AM
She is one ugly bitch.
29. woodhorse - October 17, 2008 10:13 AM
FRIST, you've got a witness. Can I get an Amen?
30. Turd Ferguson - October 17, 2008 10:38 AM
Damn! That chick needs a shave!
31. Maynard - October 17, 2008 10:54 AM
Fruit. He was plucked from obscurity by Joel Schumacher, just like Matthew McConaughey, and Schumacher is a gay predator. I guarantee you something went down and that something has an Irish accent.
Just like all these guys who sleep with a man to get ahead in Hollywood, he then tries to compensate with exaggerated hetero activity that makes him look even more like a gay. Men treat women with respect. These little Hollywood bum boys are just bisexual pagans.
32. Jayger - October 17, 2008 10:56 AM
Were heavy drugs his excuse for that sorry ass Miami Vice remake?
33. Rough Daddy - October 17, 2008 10:57 AM
Who lit the fuse in FRIST tampon this morning GEEZ...
34. Rough Daddy - October 17, 2008 11:01 AM
Oh im sorry Frist that was half hour before you unlocked that box under the bed last night....We understand....
35. Kayleigh C - October 17, 2008 11:47 AM
Did anyone notice his forehead is obscenely large? I mean really look...
36. Joe the Plummer - October 17, 2008 11:54 AM
definitely in minority report
37. daisy - October 17, 2008 12:32 PM
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38. Fumus - October 17, 2008 12:43 PM
Ok, yea I just good that chick. She's not even hot.
HTH was she a playmate?
39. gigi - October 17, 2008 12:47 PM
ugh.. seen the chick too - what is it w/ these butter-faced black chicks w/ smoking bodies & extensions who get lucky with who they know [and do]? no wonder he needed to be high... there are so many hotter black & exotic chicks... and Minority Report ?!? [which btw, the he WAS in #22 -- the agent guy who was keeping on eye on the goings ons w/ Tom, et al] they use THAT movie??
40. mamadough - October 17, 2008 1:37 PM
i would rather masturbate with a brillo pad than let colin farrell get within inches of me.
41. bri - October 17, 2008 4:54 PM
this site doesn't refresh for some reason!! drives me nuts! i keep getting this colin farrell story as the most recent story when i check out the site, and only now and then it will actually show the recent updates. nuts.
42. IWONKY - October 17, 2008 5:02 PM
wow - a male Britney
43. sariyou - October 17, 2008 5:28 PM
Ah, fuck it, I can't lie. He's still hot as hell. He could lose the hair, but I'm pretty sure he's needed it long for a bunch of roles lately. I'd still let him crawl all over me
44. sariyou - October 17, 2008 5:34 PM
but seriously, remember this?
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*tear
45. Aja - October 17, 2008 5:49 PM
He looks smelly
46. Aja - October 17, 2008 5:50 PM
He looks smelly
47. fumanchu - October 17, 2008 11:22 PM
Dennis Miller called, he wants his mullet haircut from the 70's back.... roflma
48. meee - October 17, 2008 11:31 PM
how do people seriously find him anywhere NEAR attractive? he's fucking disgusting.
49. Chelle - October 18, 2008 2:29 AM
He is one scruffy looking dirtbag. I can't figure out what's supposed to be so attractive about him. Whatever it is, I sure don't see it.
50. chiefoverlord - October 18, 2008 3:14 AM
I am digging this new Colin Farrell look.
He looks like a pirate.
51. sal - October 19, 2008 6:30 PM
What a nasty shitstain douchebag. He is NOT a credit to his gender! He seems to glorify being a bum.
52. Florence - October 21, 2008 12:16 AM
He is about as hot as a dead varmint.