Oct 17 2008Christina Aguilera takes her breasts out on the town
Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman took the big guns out for dinner at L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London last night. I love how Jordan's wearing his little tux. Goddamn adorable.
JORDAN: PEW PEW PEW! I just shot that guy with my cufflink darts.
CHRISTINA: That's nice, dear.
JORDAN: I can do that because I'm Commander James Bond, and my double "O" status with the British Secret Service allows me to kill at my discretio - why are you rubbing that waiter's face in your breasts?
CHRISTINA: Who made sure you didn't die a virgin?
JORDAN: Fair enough. Oh no, my salad's working for the KGB. PEW PEW PEW!

Reader Comments
1. themilkman - October 17, 2008 4:19 PM
FRIST! Shouldn't it be cold in London this time of year? Cleavage is fine but let's hope Chrisina gets a little "nippy"
2. OJ's Mom - October 17, 2008 4:21 PM
HOLY SHIT! STUCK THOSE FUCKING THINGS IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW GODDAMN IT!!!!!!
3. jennifer hammond - October 17, 2008 4:23 PM
eeew the right one is looking kind of wonky. I think her hard looking jugs are gross.
4. Me - October 17, 2008 4:37 PM
Y'know, he wouldn't be so bad if he'd lose the facial hair, get a nosejob, and have his weak chin fixed.
Their poor son is rather homely, too.
5. TOOL - October 17, 2008 4:39 PM
Ba BOOOOM!
6. Rough Daddy - October 17, 2008 4:41 PM
C.A. suffering from stockholm syndrome....prove me wrong...
7. toolboy - October 17, 2008 4:42 PM
Tiiiiiitttays!!!
Her kid is going to have a mouth like a bass from feeding on them boyeeeez. Damn that clown is hot.
8. Livi - October 17, 2008 4:53 PM
She's looking UGLY lately...
9. Sell Porn Make Money - October 17, 2008 4:54 PM
good to see the boobs are having a nice evening.
10. jonny monstikio - October 17, 2008 5:03 PM
why is she walking with that waiter?
11. Rick - October 17, 2008 5:04 PM
I dunno, I guess breastfeeding must have gone pretty well for me as an infant, because I've got no sexual attraction to a woman who has big fake boobs, a pointy face with 2 inches of makeup on it, and bowed legs. I have no idea how anything other than an organ grinder monkey would think she's sexy. Hey wait...there's one in the pictures!
12. CaptainMorgan - October 17, 2008 5:07 PM
I still can't get the pictures of her with NO make up out of my head when I see her. She is really, really gross. Caked on make up, national geographic boobies and ugly to boot.
Nasty.
13. Ugh - October 17, 2008 5:13 PM
Big deal... completely fake tits. You can tell by the cleavage they are totally fake.
FAIL!
14. Shawna - October 17, 2008 5:23 PM
At # 13.
Actually I have to disagree, it looks like she just has a really good push up bra.
15. Danklin24 - October 17, 2008 5:56 PM
Jesus, this two are like the most unhappy couple ever. Does Bratman have the jaw muscles required to smile? What did he do to piss off Christina. Maybe his cheesy little beard is chaffing her thighs lately.
16. QuitetotheContrary - October 17, 2008 5:58 PM
It looks like Christina's breasts are taking her out on the town.
http://quitetothecontrary.com
17. QuitetotheContrary - October 17, 2008 6:00 PM
It looks like Christina's breasts are taking her out on the town.
http://quitetothecontrary.com
18. wanks - October 17, 2008 6:14 PM
pew pew pew? mr. geekologie? titties in my mouth please
19. Joe The Plumber - October 17, 2008 6:17 PM
IF there was a Grammy for "Veiniest Tits" (yes, you read that correctly, most veins in the tits) then christina would finally win a grammy.
20. Ted Mosby - October 17, 2008 6:25 PM
Voted Best Fake Boobs in Music.
21. Joe Simpson - October 17, 2008 6:38 PM
I don't think I've ever seen someone, who wasn't playing a star trek alien, with more offensively obvious makeup on their face. I mean, that is just gross. She looks like a clown.
22. LargelyGay - October 17, 2008 6:54 PM
They look so soft.
Like the fuckin' Snuggles Bear.
23. Dan Quayle - October 17, 2008 7:36 PM
I would splooge all over them titties.
24. ew - October 17, 2008 8:26 PM
big nosed ugly with fake breasts, she is starting to look fattish.
please show someone else with fake breasts
25. WHQATS - October 17, 2008 8:43 PM
WHY CANT I COMMENT
26. Zukyia - October 17, 2008 8:48 PM
She doesn't look that happy, and her makeup job is pretty bad.
27. heck man - October 17, 2008 9:00 PM
I don't care if they're fake. I wanna put my dick in between them and start humping before creaming her face
28. sniff - October 17, 2008 9:22 PM
Ugh.
Bad skin and an obvious weave.
29. gerard Vandenberg - October 17, 2008 9:47 PM
please jenny, SHOW AMERICA THEY'RE DEALING WITH A PRETTY DANGEROUS CHEATER, thanks!!
30. sameshitdifferentyear - October 17, 2008 10:19 PM
Imagine if she didn't get those fucking hunks of plastic shoved into her ribcage, how awesome her tits would look right now. In a tight outfit they're okay, but the excess veins and crap are really unnecessary.
Also, is hanging around that dude making her look more elfish? I know couples start looking like each other sometimes. She's looking a little Middle Earth-ish all of a sudden.
31. fumanchu - October 17, 2008 10:37 PM
Her tits are a bit like this whole post,,,, trying to make somethin out of nothin..........
32. bootlips - October 17, 2008 11:47 PM
Big veined fake tits, a screeching voice, bowl legged, dumb as a rock, and married an ugly jew for his money.
33. zuzuspetals - October 18, 2008 12:16 AM
Christina's got some things going for her, but what the fuck is that orange makeup about? Doesn't she have a friend that will tell her how horrendous it looks?
34. Prof - October 18, 2008 1:58 AM
Hmmm tasty I'd suckle at those tits like a newborn calf! From the look on her face in the 3rd & 4th pic she's starting to rethink the whole marriage thing!
35. tc - October 18, 2008 4:48 AM
I quite like her (as a personality, singer and character).
It also heartens me that Amercians can still allow her to be successful despite having an ugly face.
Respect to you all over there. Perhaps you aren't so shallow after all.
36. CM - October 18, 2008 7:00 AM
They're not fake tits, jeez. She's wearing a push-up bra, can't you tell the difference?
37. Joseph - October 18, 2008 7:47 AM
She is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on ___>>>___ that is a free tall dating club. she must go there to find someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won't know how...she is.
38. JT - October 18, 2008 8:17 AM
Usually, I hate seeing Christina's unnatural bolt-on breasts, but they look natural here. Maybe she got them removed?
39. JT - October 18, 2008 8:20 AM
CM -- for many years she was photographed with disgusting silicone bags. Check up on the last posts!
40. extracheeseplease - October 18, 2008 8:58 AM
Great boobs, it's the veins that look kinda odd.
41. joho777 - October 18, 2008 9:02 AM
What a horrible makeup job. It looks like someone painted her face with housepaint and a big brush.
And those fake tits! At least she should remove the warts and bumps before she shows them off.
What a phony looking hag!
42. Mel - October 18, 2008 10:22 AM
She looks pregnant - again. That, or a pro.
43. vito - October 18, 2008 11:05 AM
That's her husband?
Fucker must be hung like a horse or must be able to lick his eyebrows, cuz he's got a face that looks like an ashtray!
44. spatula mcFries - October 18, 2008 11:26 AM
Why is she married to a teenage Jew? And why is he desperately trying to hold her hand in all the pics..
45. supersex - October 18, 2008 11:29 AM
damn she really went south after dropping a kid, now she just an ugly ass bitch with money.
not good enough to be my next ex wife!
46. jim - October 18, 2008 11:46 AM
she is beautiful...Hey,I am a tall girl,because of tall,seems difficult to find a boy friend for me,I am anxiety sometime.Since I joined the club[__"tallhub.com"__],I find many good tall admirers,tall guys,tall girls,even models,if you wanna make friends with us, please join us. Don't let love pass you by.
47. the troof - October 18, 2008 2:44 PM
She looks like a stripper from a cheap topless joint in Jersey
48. Jae - October 18, 2008 3:22 PM
She's totally prego again
49. Jae - October 18, 2008 3:22 PM
She's totally prego again
50. Xtina - October 18, 2008 6:58 PM
She hates him, you can tell. "Don't touch me, motherfucker."
51. french_guy - October 18, 2008 7:16 PM
Milk Milk Milk !!!! :p
52. Astrid - October 18, 2008 7:37 PM
#36 - She's had breast implants for years, dumbass
53. joey joejoe - October 19, 2008 8:03 AM
taking the monkey our for a walk i see.
54. LOL - October 19, 2008 10:14 AM
#36
Sweetie its WELL-KNOWN that she's had breast implants (click on my name for PRE-BREAST IMPLANT picture on the Rolling Stone) Personally, breast implants are fine by me and can look wonderful. Unfortunately for Aguilera, her vanity convinced her of the need for a size that her body is rejecting--hence the veins.
55. gross - October 19, 2008 10:19 AM
All I can think about is that silicone dent in this photo...
http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/02/christina-aguilera-breast-feeding-with.html
56. Sandi - October 19, 2008 11:18 AM
He is always desparately holding her hand to help her walk in her ridiculously high shoes and prevent her from falling on her make-up plastered face.
And the boobs - fake. She claims its from childbirth - NOT. She has implants and should just admit it liar. #54 has proved it!
She is gross and fake. Fake face, fake bleach blonde hair, fake height with her idiotic shoes and fake boobs and likely fake orgasims with the troll. Fake fake fake fake fake.
57. jt - October 19, 2008 11:31 AM
her breasts are awesome
58. Ursula - October 19, 2008 12:14 PM
i like christinas music, but i dont like her implants! she would definitly look much nicer without them! everyone can see it at the first sight!
and the make up is really too much! she does look like a clown!
59. magazin360.com - October 19, 2008 3:52 PM
Christina is in İstanbul right now..check out for new photos of her from www.magazin360.com very new pics
60. whuddupnigga - October 19, 2008 4:14 PM
All I have to say is that her husband is ugly as fuck.How much is this man packing downstairs to be pulling this bitch?
61. Janice - October 19, 2008 5:02 PM
Who is the ugly goober with her? Her butler? Or dildo operator? Where'd she come up with that SOB?
62. Janice - October 19, 2008 5:02 PM
Who is the ugly goober with her? Her butler? Or dildo operator? Where'd she come up with that ugly SOB?
63. pol - October 19, 2008 5:10 PM
She should donate those boobs to a beautiful woman. Just saying.
64. Jenny - October 19, 2008 5:20 PM
Is she autistic?
65. Rational Rick - October 19, 2008 10:33 PM
watever said and done i have always been a fan of boobs and ill do her anytime
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm love those titties
XOXO !!!!
66. warhammer gold - October 20, 2008 12:07 AM
I like
hehe
67. FACE - October 20, 2008 7:41 AM
Imagine what 11 inches of hard greasy black cock would look like in between those bad boys.
68. Mojo - October 20, 2008 9:44 AM
Nobody ever seems to comment on the fact that xtina looks like the saddest woman on the planet whenever she's out with her man!
69. Katie - October 20, 2008 12:08 PM
She does look a little sad. I wonder how their relationship is doing.
70. magicman - October 20, 2008 12:33 PM
Whhhyyyyy does this bitch always look like an orange clown?? WTF happened to her hair? or should I say extensions/horse hair? She looks even more like a rat without hair covering her nasty face. Fuckin muppet!!!!!!!!!!!!
71. Jay - October 20, 2008 12:43 PM
She is not a happy camper, it's written all over her.
72. HorribleJudgment - October 20, 2008 12:56 PM
She wears wayyy too much fucking make up. Does NOT look good. She looks like a trashy alien. And so you got big breasts, Christina? So show them off. A lot of women do. But you might as well wear a bra that pushes them all the way up to cover your fucking face. You look like a whore--and not in a good way.
And no wonder she looks so unhappy. Her husband is one of the ugliest men I've ever seen. What deal with the devil did he make? Look how morose they look. Some night on the town...
73. weezers hash pipe - October 20, 2008 8:27 PM
Looks like she belongs in a freak show, those breasts look nice but are not anywhere close to being proportionate to her body size. Her beauty is also disproportionate to her huge ego; I see prettier faces every day.
74. J - October 21, 2008 2:43 AM
Wow He is Soooo UGLY!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!! she has awful taste..I wouldn't be caught dead in public with that thing
75. Shallow Val - October 25, 2008 4:27 PM
Holy Dog!
Her hair literally, LITERALLY looks like straw. What the eff.....yeesh, what a mess....but
nice cleavage.
76. Helen - October 29, 2008 8:34 AM
Wow..., she is so hot and sexy. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.
77. emily - November 9, 2008 5:16 PM
#19, she has three grammys