Oct 17 2008Christina Aguilera takes her breasts out on the town

Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman took the big guns out for dinner at L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London last night. I love how Jordan's wearing his little tux. Goddamn adorable.

JORDAN: PEW PEW PEW! I just shot that guy with my cufflink darts.
CHRISTINA: That's nice, dear.
JORDAN: I can do that because I'm Commander James Bond, and my double "O" status with the British Secret Service allows me to kill at my discretio - why are you rubbing that waiter's face in your breasts?
CHRISTINA: Who made sure you didn't die a virgin?
JORDAN: Fair enough. Oh no, my salad's working for the KGB. PEW PEW PEW!

Photos: INFdaily.com, WENN

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FRIST! Shouldn't it be cold in London this time of year? Cleavage is fine but let's hope Chrisina gets a little "nippy"

HOLY SHIT! STUCK THOSE FUCKING THINGS IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW GODDAMN IT!!!!!!

eeew the right one is looking kind of wonky. I think her hard looking jugs are gross.

Y'know, he wouldn't be so bad if he'd lose the facial hair, get a nosejob, and have his weak chin fixed.

Their poor son is rather homely, too.

Ba BOOOOM!

C.A. suffering from stockholm syndrome....prove me wrong...

Tiiiiiitttays!!!
Her kid is going to have a mouth like a bass from feeding on them boyeeeez. Damn that clown is hot.

She's looking UGLY lately...

good to see the boobs are having a nice evening.

why is she walking with that waiter?

I dunno, I guess breastfeeding must have gone pretty well for me as an infant, because I've got no sexual attraction to a woman who has big fake boobs, a pointy face with 2 inches of makeup on it, and bowed legs. I have no idea how anything other than an organ grinder monkey would think she's sexy. Hey wait...there's one in the pictures!

I still can't get the pictures of her with NO make up out of my head when I see her. She is really, really gross. Caked on make up, national geographic boobies and ugly to boot.

Nasty.

Big deal... completely fake tits. You can tell by the cleavage they are totally fake.

FAIL!

At # 13.

Actually I have to disagree, it looks like she just has a really good push up bra.

Jesus, this two are like the most unhappy couple ever. Does Bratman have the jaw muscles required to smile? What did he do to piss off Christina. Maybe his cheesy little beard is chaffing her thighs lately.

It looks like Christina's breasts are taking her out on the town.

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It looks like Christina's breasts are taking her out on the town.

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pew pew pew? mr. geekologie? titties in my mouth please

IF there was a Grammy for "Veiniest Tits" (yes, you read that correctly, most veins in the tits) then christina would finally win a grammy.

Voted Best Fake Boobs in Music.

I don't think I've ever seen someone, who wasn't playing a star trek alien, with more offensively obvious makeup on their face. I mean, that is just gross. She looks like a clown.

They look so soft.
Like the fuckin' Snuggles Bear.

I would splooge all over them titties.

big nosed ugly with fake breasts, she is starting to look fattish.
please show someone else with fake breasts

WHY CANT I COMMENT

She doesn't look that happy, and her makeup job is pretty bad.

I don't care if they're fake. I wanna put my dick in between them and start humping before creaming her face

Ugh.

Bad skin and an obvious weave.

please jenny, SHOW AMERICA THEY'RE DEALING WITH A PRETTY DANGEROUS CHEATER, thanks!!

Imagine if she didn't get those fucking hunks of plastic shoved into her ribcage, how awesome her tits would look right now. In a tight outfit they're okay, but the excess veins and crap are really unnecessary.

Also, is hanging around that dude making her look more elfish? I know couples start looking like each other sometimes. She's looking a little Middle Earth-ish all of a sudden.

Her tits are a bit like this whole post,,,, trying to make somethin out of nothin..........

Big veined fake tits, a screeching voice, bowl legged, dumb as a rock, and married an ugly jew for his money.

Christina's got some things going for her, but what the fuck is that orange makeup about? Doesn't she have a friend that will tell her how horrendous it looks?

Hmmm tasty I'd suckle at those tits like a newborn calf! From the look on her face in the 3rd & 4th pic she's starting to rethink the whole marriage thing!

I quite like her (as a personality, singer and character).

It also heartens me that Amercians can still allow her to be successful despite having an ugly face.

Respect to you all over there. Perhaps you aren't so shallow after all.

They're not fake tits, jeez. She's wearing a push-up bra, can't you tell the difference?

She is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on ___>>>___ that is a free tall dating club. she must go there to find someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won't know how...she is.

Usually, I hate seeing Christina's unnatural bolt-on breasts, but they look natural here. Maybe she got them removed?

CM -- for many years she was photographed with disgusting silicone bags. Check up on the last posts!

Great boobs, it's the veins that look kinda odd.

What a horrible makeup job. It looks like someone painted her face with housepaint and a big brush.

And those fake tits! At least she should remove the warts and bumps before she shows them off.

What a phony looking hag!

She looks pregnant - again. That, or a pro.

That's her husband?

Fucker must be hung like a horse or must be able to lick his eyebrows, cuz he's got a face that looks like an ashtray!

Why is she married to a teenage Jew? And why is he desperately trying to hold her hand in all the pics..

damn she really went south after dropping a kid, now she just an ugly ass bitch with money.

not good enough to be my next ex wife!

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She looks like a stripper from a cheap topless joint in Jersey

She's totally prego again

She's totally prego again

She hates him, you can tell. "Don't touch me, motherfucker."

Milk Milk Milk !!!! :p

#36 - She's had breast implants for years, dumbass

taking the monkey our for a walk i see.

#36
Sweetie its WELL-KNOWN that she's had breast implants (click on my name for PRE-BREAST IMPLANT picture on the Rolling Stone) Personally, breast implants are fine by me and can look wonderful. Unfortunately for Aguilera, her vanity convinced her of the need for a size that her body is rejecting--hence the veins.

All I can think about is that silicone dent in this photo...


http://earthnocentric.blogspot.com/2008/02/christina-aguilera-breast-feeding-with.html

He is always desparately holding her hand to help her walk in her ridiculously high shoes and prevent her from falling on her make-up plastered face.

And the boobs - fake. She claims its from childbirth - NOT. She has implants and should just admit it liar. #54 has proved it!

She is gross and fake. Fake face, fake bleach blonde hair, fake height with her idiotic shoes and fake boobs and likely fake orgasims with the troll. Fake fake fake fake fake.

her breasts are awesome

i like christinas music, but i dont like her implants! she would definitly look much nicer without them! everyone can see it at the first sight!
and the make up is really too much! she does look like a clown!

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All I have to say is that her husband is ugly as fuck.How much is this man packing downstairs to be pulling this bitch?

Who is the ugly goober with her? Her butler? Or dildo operator? Where'd she come up with that SOB?

Who is the ugly goober with her? Her butler? Or dildo operator? Where'd she come up with that ugly SOB?

She should donate those boobs to a beautiful woman. Just saying.

Is she autistic?

watever said and done i have always been a fan of boobs and ill do her anytime
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm love those titties

XOXO !!!!

I like

hehe

Imagine what 11 inches of hard greasy black cock would look like in between those bad boys.

Nobody ever seems to comment on the fact that xtina looks like the saddest woman on the planet whenever she's out with her man!

She does look a little sad. I wonder how their relationship is doing.

Whhhyyyyy does this bitch always look like an orange clown?? WTF happened to her hair? or should I say extensions/horse hair? She looks even more like a rat without hair covering her nasty face. Fuckin muppet!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is not a happy camper, it's written all over her.

She wears wayyy too much fucking make up. Does NOT look good. She looks like a trashy alien. And so you got big breasts, Christina? So show them off. A lot of women do. But you might as well wear a bra that pushes them all the way up to cover your fucking face. You look like a whore--and not in a good way.

And no wonder she looks so unhappy. Her husband is one of the ugliest men I've ever seen. What deal with the devil did he make? Look how morose they look. Some night on the town...

Looks like she belongs in a freak show, those breasts look nice but are not anywhere close to being proportionate to her body size. Her beauty is also disproportionate to her huge ego; I see prettier faces every day.

Wow He is Soooo UGLY!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!! she has awful taste..I wouldn't be caught dead in public with that thing

Holy Dog!

Her hair literally, LITERALLY looks like straw. What the eff.....yeesh, what a mess....but

nice cleavage.

Wow..., she is so hot and sexy. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

#19, she has three grammys

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