Oct 2 2008Brooke Hogan is a classy lady

Brooke Hogan attended the Bejeweled show last night at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami, and someone should tell her she's not at Buckingham Palace. No need to get fancy. That said, I think it's time we all acknowledge the truth about Brooke Hogan: She's a centaur. Feels good to say that out loud, doesn't it?

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suckers!

Not even one bit hot.

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suckers!

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suckers!

wow..
uhh..

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!

lol I was going to give this broad a positive review till i saw pic 3&4...shes a one nighter though....Besides who wants to be at the receiving end of a leg drop by Hulkamania!

Nice hooker attire. I bet she makes her daddy proud. I know she makes ME proud to be of the same gender..

It takes a lot of BALLS to dress like that.

It looks as if his breasts are ashamed and trying to escape the horror that is Mr. Hogan's skanky pie-hole.

hit "post" once we, you dumb piece of shit!

given the option (and if i had a penis), i'd rather fuck a old wet leather purse. it would at least know how to give me correct change afterward.

Ahem, how silly of me, I meant CHOPPEDUpSomeDogCuntAndAteIt. Off to sulk in a corner now.

That body, that voice...sometimes she seems like a chick, other times she seems not just like a man, but like a powerful ass-kicking man...enough to send a shiver down your skin, all the way to your sudden erection.

whoops.

Wow. I dont think Ive ever seen implants head south that fast, whew

I heard that some guy looked at her and a sinkhole opened up on his forehead.

Wait, did that story involve Brooke or Nick?

She looks like a hot Cameron Diaz

#9 Ted is wishing she had balls so he could play with them like he does his younger relatives and neighbors.

Why is her bra yanked down like that? Aren't bras supposed to SUPPORT the boobs, not squish them down? FAIL.

Brooke should avoid standing next to biological females (2nd picture) as it exaggerates her manliness.

I find her very manly. Very manly indeed...manlier than my man...hmmmmm.....

so, manlier than your double-headed dildo?

Damn, Hulk's ex-wife is looking pretty good....

huh?

Oh....

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Classy or not, I'd nail her like Jesus on the Cross.

FUG.


Geezus! She's so steroidal and big-boned it's a wonder she can even fit through doors. It's like make up on a huge man! FAT, horrible, repulsive, FAT!

Geezus! She's so steroidal and big-boned it's a wonder she can even fit through doors. It's like make up on a huge man! FAT, horrible, repulsive, FAT!

Fuck off Mike...you are just jealous you don't have a man..

Poor worthless no talent man in drag face looking bimbo.

How is she fatter than me and skinnier than me at the same time?

Damn, is it drink time yet? FRIST it's been a rough week. You down for a round of shots early?

Throw a brown paper bag over her head, and i'd definitely do her.

Frist you're just crabby because last night your daughter refused to ride the other head.

#1,2, and 4. You are a fucking retard. Take it easy.

On another note, why the hell is walking around with her sweater totally unbuttoned and her bra showing? Real nice. You would think with a mug like that she would want to do as little as possibel to garner more criticism.

This chick is flat out hiddeous.

@31 What is wrong mike? did your goat bite again when she was licking the peanut butter off your balls??

TS, already drinkin...

Mike, you are one sick sonofabitch, to bring my daughter into this. Obviously you don't have kids, at least I hope to God you don't and probably you would have to adopt, being queer and all..

Hey Jimbo, what's up??

#28, I totally get what you mean :)

She's a very thick and hearty "woman"

I'm just sayin, when the two of you are alone at night (so, most nights), if she's sore from the previous night, give her a little break, she's not nearly as loose as you are...yet.

Mike, stay right where you are. I am coming to shove a broken wine bottle up your ass and spin it, then I'm going to put toothpicks in your eyes, and set you on fire, but only from the waist down.

"Mike, stay right where you are. I am coming"

That part I recognize.

Frist - I believe that's now called the "Travis Barker Special".

Eh.. What the hell. I have done worse...often.

Holy shit! In pics 4 & 5 her boobs are halfway down her his/her chest. More proof that it's a man. A man that someone decided to put make up on, and sew shitty implants right below his stomach. What a behemoth.

HAHAHA oh my god, she IS a centaur. It's uncanny.

HAHAHA oh my god, she IS a centaur. It's uncanny.

#41 oh yeah..

HAHAHA oh my god, she IS a centaur. It's uncanny.

Frist - what the h is Pandora ? Link says we can't it here in Canuckistan. Is it something like automatic weapons ?

I like Mike.

I think it is break time

Cerery...you are nothing but a vegetable

id still hit that

I'd do the other chick in pic 2.

i'm glad everybody thinks Brooke Hogan is a dog because she gives me wood and while you guys are puting her down i'll be banging the snot out of her!!! For weeks and weeks........

HA i thought the sticker on the window in the third pic was a tattoo. whoops!

i like her nails... she is manly but better looking than most manly women out there. you can't blame her for her genes, poor thing.

You guys can't have her, that's Hulks boy toy!

Bet she could place your pecker in her mouth and tie it in a knot!

Nice chin, dude!

Picture #4 is like, the hottest thing ever

She looks like a prettier version of Rough Douchie.

Its a blessing that her daddy got money. its a curse she looks like him.

Dude! I swear, I thought that was Linda Hogan!

Lady looks like a dude.

Looks like her Father lol but I would hit that 2 !! :P

XOXO

I'd love to do that....love that chest...most of you would do her too if you had the chance.

Well been watchin' a bit of TV and you gotta love that Tina Fey - she's a riot !!

Cliff Notes : Bink - it's Thursday, not Saturday.

Binky : Oh. ...
And what's happened to my stocks Cliff ?....
Where's the 'change I can believe in' ?

Darn it. We just need that maverick. I know hockey moms and Joe Six Pack type people. We need change. Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada. What a complete fuck up. Without her notes she would have shit her pants suit.

Something disturbingly wrong with the "Hogan" family. The boy (Nick) is the feminine one and the girl (Brooke) is the manly one. I'd be willing to bet Nick has had sexual activities since going to jail. Just not with women. And not with the women he was used to; his mother and sister. Meanwhile Hulk and Brooke seem to think there's nothing wrong with the attention he pays to Brooks ass, particularly in public.

So the offspring of the rich and famous merely live it up like rock stars on their parents earnings. They don't even seem to be interested in an education (Paris, Richie, 3 troll Kardashians, Nick & Brooke etc etc). They have no work ethic and no desire to work. They're too good to work. Mommy & Daddy will take care of everything.

Holy Shit Batman! This might be the first man with breats implants that I've seen. My eyes are burned...

I bet Nicks camel toe is getting pounded. Daily. Just saying.

YEP FOLKS, if you like misery?

when will she accept that she's not really a female

hot mess.

My pussy smells like the monkey-house at the zoo.

Fucking hideous.

WIDE GLIDE

Click on my name to see a video of FRIST in action. She is a horny cunt.

Those tits are spectacular.

she went like THAT to fashion week? . thats not fashion. thats a disability.

@77 That is fucking HILARIOUS!

chicks above the age of... well of any age, should not be wearing V.S. Pink clothing line. that shirt is 8 sizes too small and who the fuck wears a belly chain besides washed up Pam Anderson?

She looks like she's pushing 40 in this pic .

Not even doable in Milwaukee

I would love to lay my massive 10 inch hog between those golden bozos

Bejeweled?...how about bejesus?...scared right outta ya, if you saw that tranny trainwreck coming at you...

Something tells me she's soft to the touch, smells great and fucks like a woman on a mission.

I'd hit that repeatedly.

So who's the muliniane chick and the gay dude in frames 2 & 4?

Does She have too look exactly like her mother from the neon nail polishes to the clear heel hooker shoes, I mean come on!

Does She have too look exactly like her mother from the neon nail polishes to the clear heel hooker shoes, I mean come on!

Does She have too look exactly like her mother from the neon nail polishes to the clear heel hooker shoes, I mean come on!

Aren't Trannies Supposed To Look Better Than When They Were Men? I Guess She Just Got Lazy!

WOOF.

She's hot but there aren't any of you man enough to admit it. All you dumbasses constantly ragging on her are all virgins who'll never get laid. Go rent a hooker. You're all fucking lemmings who roll over and piss yourself and show your yellow bellies every time someone else has an idiotic opinion. I can just hear you whining "Don't hurt me! I'm just a moron like you! Please don't hurt me!"

You're right; she's hot. For a 50 year old tranny.

When did Hulk Hogan get a boob job?



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what a bovine she is..........mooooooooooooooo

The black girl is delicious.

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