Oct 31 2008Britney Spears unveils her new album cover! (Anyone else just pee a little?)

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Here it is, folks. Britney Spears' album cover for Circus in all its airbrushed/Wait is that Heather Locklear? glory. As if the Internet wasn't a flutter enough, Britney's also released the full track listing - plus bonus song! HOLY SHIT BALLS! I'm practically speechless right now. Fortunately, "Super Fan" on the Britney Spears.com message board has left a comment that echoes exactly how I feel:

Ooooo…..MMMMMM…….GGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!…….
Brit ♥~~~ Your Cover is Amazing!!!
I Love You So Much!!~~~♥♥♥♥
Come To Taiwan, Please………….
Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please
Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please
Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please Come to Taiwan, Please
I Need You!!~~~~~~~♥♥

Yeah, all that stuff. (Minus the 110% chance that a trip to Taiwan will end in Britney Spears being made into a coat.)


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Looks like a country music album.

i'd still do her

At least Britney knows how to actually be a slut while she's lipsynching to her own over-processed shit,unlike that little fug Hillary Duff,struggling to be slightly sexy whilst ripping off somebody else's music.

Besides,you just know if you ever did get to nail Britney,there's gonna be cigs and fired chicken when you're done.That Duff bitch would probably wanna snuggle and talk about her feelings after she's laid there and grunted while you dumped your wad in her lifeless ass.

She's not as hot as the bearded lady. Bearded, that's sexy.

She is one hot cookie!!!!! She posts vegetable sex photos all the time at ^^^^^^^^^^^^^GodDamnSpamSitesFuckingGoAway.com^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. Word is she's single.... ;)

They made her hide her hands because there was so much cheese from her cheetos they couldn't even cover it by airbrushing it. They also cut out the ashtray sitting beside her.

Holy Shit .. Britney is a cute girl, why would they air brush her so much especially her nose. Looks more like a mannequin more than anything.

Apparently the record company spends their entire budget on vocal processing and not on cover art, who did this Sears Portrait Studio?

Pray for mimi!!!

LOL about Taiwan coat.

what the hell is that comment about Taiwan supposed to mean? dude, not funny.

#8- That was a direct bite off of Michael K and you know it. Fucker.

Can you say...Photoshop????

She looks much better than skanks like Kim Kardashian, Kate Moss, Tara Reid and numerous other so-called celebrities and models.

If Kate Moss is beautiful then Brit is the most beautiful ever!

So there!!!

You think those haggard old hides in the "so freakin hot" gallery look good?
Britney Spears rulez bitches!!!!

There was a young singer named Spears
Whose talent was left in arrears
Her songs, if you’ve heard
Are like polished up turds
That cause listeners to slice off their ears

SHE LOOKS A MESS!

Looks like a Faith Hill wanna be.

oooh yeah..... that'll sell records....... if you're a gospel singer. No amount of satin, lace, and airbrushed photography will hide the fact that you're a fat-assed whore.

Wow, at first I thought it was Brooke Hogan....on a good day.

GO BRITNEY!

Bite it Amy!

Who the hell is that! Looks nothing like her.

The SHITTING-PART is "knocking " on my door now!!

So - Fish.
Inside job ?
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ?
Stand down of NORAD ?
Molten metal in the ruins ? That type of thing ?
How long do we have to put up up with this crap from you Yanks ?
(Just wondering)

Maybe Onch of my new bff post that comment,
in fact, he's taiwanes, no?

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.Is she single now?

asian people do nails pfffff hahahah lmao

What the hell? Janis from Friends likes Britney Spears?

She looks great, airbrushing is awesome.

That dress looks familiar. I think Keira Knightly wore the same one at some event a while back or some other actress, I can't remember which

pretty britty

come back to the mothership

we had it good

when we were lost in space

together

So apparently britney is celibate now.
She's gone down the classic route of blaming everyone but herself for the reason she can't keep a man.

She's like the american version of jodie marsh
Complete slut but its not her fault.

This sjust prove that brit is the prittiest of the pop. she has the talant to bcome the bigest thing ever in pop world. brit been working on songgs and her dance moves. brit got all the moves and nobdoy elses have then at all. she works so hard that she need the starbucks and stuff to keep her moving. i cnat wiat to get this cd and play it all over. finely there is something that you bad poeple on this bord can all aggree on that she is the best and her talant nos no binds.

She looks fucking HOT!!!!!! MmMmMmMm haha

she sucks and everyone knows it. Obama is a dumb monkey negro and everyone knows it. Maybe they will cover britany in JET now.

b-You pile of shit.You're a Pedopublican and everybody knows it.Maybe they'll cover your sorry ass in Kiddie Fuckers Weekly.

umm . . . isn't that the awful dress that keira knightley wore to a premier of atonement? Interesting choice. . .

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Keira-Knightley2_0.jpg

Heather Locklear,Jessica Simpson and BS.What's the difference?

hi Briteny I love your album cover its so cool and you are a great person and a wonderful singer thats why I love you so much ok bye cant wait unit I get your new album bye eugene

She looks almost as cross-eyed as Sarah Palin.

isn't that the dress Kira Knightly wore to... something?

UMM.. DIDN'T CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S SONGS
1. Enter the Circus
2. Hurt


HAVE CIRCUS THEMES... WHAT'S UP WITH THAT..?!?!?!?!
CAN'T BRITNEY COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL FOR HER TITLE, THEN WHAT CHRISTINA HAS ALREADY DONE IN 2006.

I USED TO BE A BRITNEY FAN, BUT HELL.. CHRISTINA IS WAY WAY WAY WAY MORE TALENTED THAN BRITNEY.

WHAT A BIG SURPRISE YOUR NAME IS FERNANDO!!!!! Im sure you some border jumping illegal just like obamas aunt whos staying in TAX PAID PUBLIC HOUSING and at the same time make campaign contributions. Oh yeah, and im not a republican. I love how you low IQ landscaper illegals claim a party you dont know shit about. The inner city monkeys dont even know who obamas vp pick is!! Hes a dark skin and they know that means....(more handouts) for the lazy monkeys.

You can't have a "bonus track" on a brand new album.

dude, taiwan is NOT china. you're screwing things up. this article shows how ignorant some people can be.
i won't go on this site again...

Hey number 42, you need to change your name. I cant have people thinking im some loser who thinks christina skankalara has TALENT! They both have circus themes becuase their both complete clowns with the makeup too match.

Circus, my ass, she needs to be in a Zoo in a cage! Throw away the key and give this woman some fresh, raw meat.

Ok. Have never posted here but must get this off my chest. This is something that's bothered me for some time. I am not a Britney fan. I could care less about her. However, I've noticed that ALL of her cd covers (my sister owns them all) are atrocious. They look like they were designed by a 12 year old girl with a trapper keeper aesthetic. This is by far the best of the bunch and it still looks like it was done in MS Word by a legally blind design intern.
I don't know why this bothers me. But it does. They pour how much money into airbrushing this cow, but they can't afford a decent designer? It's like the people who market this crap are TELLING us not to care, telling everyone that it's total shit, yet people are still eating it up.
Ok. Glad to unload that.

that message makes me wish i don`t live in Taiwan

They couldn't even airbrush her hot. Still looks shit.

dude
i really don't get the taiwan joke.
i thought taiwan made computer parts...

there is something wrong with her eyes.the left one looks smaller

seriously if you're going to make fun of Taiwan, get it right, dude. unless you're trying to sound ignorant on purpose.

She's naturally ugly and has no talent. And are you kidding # 2?
Shitters has been ripping off other peoples music for years.
That cover even though airbrushed, is ugly. She has wonky eyes
and looks twice her age. She isn't even a natural blond, her people are
trying to stay the same and go with the same teeny image she had when
she was 17. there is no growth and she can't pull it off anymore.

Educate yourself about the differences between China and Taiwan. You ignorant prick.

Never visiting here again.

RE: Angry Taiwanchinesepeople - if Taiwan is so fucking different from China then why, when I was banned from entering Taiwan for year for overstaying my Visa, did my Passport stamp have the acronym R.O.C (Republic of China)? Calm down, get a penile implant and go back to Taisoontobebombed.........Hey to Chris the Canadian in Taipei.......

what a cover wow!! can't wait to get it ... i just heard Brit is working with stylist Kira PLastinina on some clothing stuff too ... i love her stuff too! her site is my latest fav! www.kiraplasitnina.us ; )

whats up with her one eye??? Its like all big and huge or something...the other one is all small but that one BIG one...eeew!

she needs to get that checked out.

Im feelin da album over...
Tho its kinda air brushed and it doesnt completely fir the albums theme its still amaizing....many people are sayin dat she ripped of chirstina aguileras 2005 back to basics circus theme but thats wrong....She came up with this because of the title track "Circus"...The whole album isnt based on a circus just the title track.... The other songs like "Womanizer" "Blur" "Amnesia" "Lace And Leather" or even Maniquen have many different meanings...My personal Favorit tracks are "Circus" and "If You Seek Amy"...Those songs go hard....I Also like the haunting atmosphere in "Shattered Glass"..The album is gonna be amaizing...... Christina aing got nuthn on this album..Christinas album Keeps Gettin Better" Didnt even go #1 Brits Will Be num 1 for munths =).... If u got any more questions on this or other things hyt me up at www.myspace.com/dnealmusicpage

Im feelin da album over...
Tho its kinda air brushed and it doesnt completely fir the albums theme its still amaizing....many people are sayin dat she ripped of chirstina aguileras 2005 back to basics circus theme but thats wrong....She came up with this because of the title track "Circus"...The whole album isnt based on a circus just the title track.... The other songs like "Womanizer" "Blur" "Amnesia" "Lace And Leather" or even Maniquen have many different meanings...My personal Favorit tracks are "Circus" and "If You Seek Amy"...Those songs go hard....I Also like the haunting atmosphere in "Shattered Glass"..The album is gonna be amaizing...... Christina aing got nuthn on this album..Christinas album Keeps Gettin Better" Didnt even go #1 Brits Will Be num 1 for munths =).... If u got any more questions on this or other things hyt me up at www.myspace.com/dnealmusicpage

Britney Spears is a Rock,and Hip Hop singer in the world but she is a nice girl and a awesome girl in the world! you rock Britney!

Britney Spears is a Rock,and Hip Hop singer in the world but she is a nice girl and a awesome girl in the world! you rock Britney!

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