Oct 14 2008Britney Spears signs tour deal

YAY BRITNEY!

Sukkit all you haters!

ONCE AGAIN FIRST and Sticking up for BRITNEY!

Once again FIRST and sticking up for Britnery!

Once again FIRST and sticking up for Britney!

great job, mimi.

yeah, that womanizer song is real catchy. britney should go classy and start playing smaller venues, like emo's in austin or bowery ballroom in nyc.

ask me http://howtolosegirls.com

In all seriousness... How do you become a "pop princess", have multiple comeback attempts and.. come to think of it sell a single cd when you CANNOT SING, don't play an instrument and basically suck at life?

She is not hot at all. Once all the fucking makeup comes off and she is left to her own devices, as we've seen, you see exactly how rough and trashy she is. Don't let the makeup and Photoshop fool you.

Absolute fucking joke that people are stupid enough to pay a single $ of their hard earned cash for this person to live far beyond the means of most hard working citizens. I couldn't exaggerate her uselessness if I tried.

However, she will continue as long as she is given the attention.. what else could she possibly do anyway?

@#6. Amen to that! There's nothing to add, as you've hit the nail on the head.

#6
HELL YEAH!
You left us with nothing to add on :)

Again with the goddamn Starbucks cup.

she's going to tour all of the taco bells and burger kings in the US. comming to a town near you...

In those sunglasses, she looks like a fly about to smack into a windshield.

oh yea starbucks lol

Nothing more needs to be added after #6's comment.
Hook, Line and Sinker.
Nailed It

...other than, is it just me or does her right nipple look to be in a mighty awkward position. Kind of off-centered and pointing down.
It's like a crazy-eye but instead its a Krazy Nipple

hotter than last year, but equally worthless. aside from being a receptacle for dicks she serves no purpose.

seriously, listen to her "sing."

@13...another one of her marbles has fallen out of her ear and down her shirt, I think.

#6 nailed it but #11 cost me a cup of coffee on my keyboard.

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I bet a lot of people will just see it because she has been in the headlines so much and they are wanting to see if she is going to fumble or not. Sad that stuff like that sells tickets...

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HEY haters!

If it galls you to see Britney doing so well you'll just have to find a puppy to kick!

Britney will keep on improving her life, her mind and her music.

Granted Womanizer is not her best... but the best is yet to come!

I'm 100 years old and even I have a better hairline than Britney.

So she can sign a deal and go on tour but she's still not allowed to raise her kids? Interesting. I'm calling bullshit on this tour crap.

"If it galls you to see Britney doing so well you'll just have to find a puppy to kick!"

I agree. Mimi what's your number?

mimi:

Please purchase yourself a life. The best has come and gone, get used to it. Tabloids are all this skank has left.

HEY haters!

If it galls you to see Britney doing so well you'll just have to find a puppy to kick!

Britney will keep on improving her life, her mind and her music.

Granted Womanizer is not her best... but the best is yet to come!

JUST SAY NO TO HUFFING SPRAY PAINT!

@ #18..

May I ask if you aware just how long Britney has been in the music industry? I wish no ill will to her, however I am quite sure that her musical ability, or complete lack of it, hasn't improved since day one. There have been absolutely no indications of late that this will change.

She was actually quite cute when her handlers kept the real trashy girl behind closed doors and only let her out for "performances". However reality eventually overcomes fantasy and you can't pretend to be something you are not for a lifetime. Going against your nature becomes very tiring indeed. There's no harm at all with being trashy, she should embrace it. However, there is a problem with taking one of the most incredible things we have in this world (music) and butchering the living shit out of. When you have to have a fucking power station to run the supercomputer which takes Britney's natural voice (beyond terrible) to the phenomenally synthesized crap they let you hear (beyond terrible with a hint of robot) then you need to GIVE UP!

She's killed her body and lost any aura of mysticism she might have had. Seeing as they were her only two cards on the table, the smart move would be to collect your chips, cash out and head for the door a winner.

Unless there is full blown slip of her manky teats or a sex tape made during a time when she wasn't looking like a stuffed glazed ham... I have no interest.

She is beautiful..
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Puppy punter, Anonymous and Baba Booey... and all haters;

Remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYoUi0Cyd88

Britney CAN sing. She has not reached her full potential.

Where were ya'll in your career when you were 10? 17? 26? Now?

Go on and throw stones... KARMA will teach you wha t GOD wants you to know.

Who is her targeted audience? Can't think of anyone that stupid well maybe the two posters "Named" John McCain and Barack Obama.

Who is her targeted audience? Can't think of anyone that stupid well maybe the two posters "Named" John McCain and Barack Obama.

Who is her targeted audience? Can't think of anyone that stupid well maybe the two posters named John McCain and Barack Obama.

i dont like it when BS is skinnier than me. welp! im off to the gym!

27-29
Gay men

gay guys are her audience

Annoying little 13 year old girls are her audience. d

shut up haters! she's going on tour! woooooo!!!!!!!

Is that her nips hanging down by her cankles?

Kids? What kids!
Priorities? Don't ALL "mentally ill" people throw their WHOLE lives (including the ultimate obligation of BEING A PARENT) into being attention whoring lyp-sincers? Who can't dance for shit anymore, so WHAT EXACTLY is the big selling point behind their performances anyway?

Fuggin' trash. Just plain trash.

Way to spend the precious time of your babies' infancies and toddler-hoods. She OBVIOUSLY AIN'T MENTALLY ILL, JUST SELFISH.

Haters are losers.

LAST!

where are her hips? No more curves?

What's wrong with her nips? seriously.
why am I the only one that noticed this crap?

She has implants?
is she wearing nip covers under her tank?

they look fk'd.
just sayin.

what's on the tip of her tongue

She looks stunning!
She's so thin!!

HEY! no smacktalking bout the Netherlands! the greatest country in the world, where people think for themselves and pot is NOT illegal! if britney came over here we'd use her to fill a hole in the dijk, so we won't flood from global warning. so there is a use for that dumb skank after all!

LAST!

Love ya Britney!

#40--looks like baby-batter to me!

Look, Starbucks has let her back in!

#24

You have waaay too much time on your hands buddy! get a life and stop hating on people, dont worry about others! you must truly be a miserable person! what makes you think you are any better than Britney huh? she has worked her whole like, in the public eye at that! so anything she does is judged by idiots like you who are not happy with their lives so choose to knock others down to make them feel better! we are all humans and we all make mistakes and learn from them! people change! I hope you do! loser!

#24

You have waaay too much time on your hands buddy! get a life and stop hating on people, dont worry about others! you must truly be a miserable person! what makes you think you are any better than Britney huh? she has worked her whole like, in the public eye at that! so anything she does is judged by idiots like you who are not happy with their lives so choose to knock others down to make them feel better! we are all humans and we all make mistakes and learn from them! people change! I hope you do! loser!

#24

You have waaay too much time on your hands buddy! get a life and stop hating on people, dont worry about others! you must truly be a miserable person! what makes you think you are any better than Britney huh? she has worked her whole like, in the public eye at that! so anything she does is judged by idiots like you who are not happy with their lives so choose to knock others down to make them feel better! we are all humans and we all make mistakes and learn from them! people change! I hope you do! loser!

#24

You have waaay too much time on your hands buddy! get a life and stop hating on people, dont worry about others! you must truly be a miserable person! what makes you think you are any better than Britney huh? she has worked her whole like, in the public eye at that! so anything she does is judged by idiots like you who are not happy with their lives so choose to knock others down to make them feel better! we are all humans and we all make mistakes and learn from them! people change! I hope you do! loser!