Oct 1 2008Britney Spears blows some little kid's mind

Right off the bat, I'll be the first to say it: Britney Spears looks awesome. Seriously, all jokes aside, she looks great. That said, Britney probably should've toned down the cleave while visiting a public school in the Bronx today. I'm pretty sure that little kid just became a man. In fact, he's at a strip club right now trading in his Transformers for a lap dance. No, wait, that was me on my lunch break.

Fun Fact: Optimus Prime does not fit comfortably into a G-string. My apologies to The Geekologie Writer's mom. I swear I'll bring money next time. (Or KFC. No promises.)


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This bitch is still ugly!!!!!!!!

I guess white trash never goes out of style.

@1 - She's probably better looking that 90% of the women you inflate.

Assbag.

That is what I call "well dressed".

She DOES look great here! It's a wonderful picture sequence, especially when she seems so delighted to see that little boy, until you realize she's got kids of her own that she abandoned.

Just like Sarah Palin.

She is looking good. Still a train wreck. Just have her shut up and get naked. Thats all she is good for. PLEASE don't let her try to whine, I maen sing.

No. 3, you're just jealous your mom and sister take turns licking my ass while you jerk off in a corner! What a fuckin loser.

Awwww - she looks so pretty -

I wonder though - when will she spare us the hair extensions - we all know she was a baldy - let see the short do Brit

She looks good here. She is still a train wreck. PLEASE don't let her try to to do her so-called singing. The only thing she is good for is to get naked for our amusement.

She looks good here. She is still a train wreck. PLEASE don't let her try to to do her so-called singing. The only thing she is good for is to get naked for our amusement.

I hate to say it but I agree. This is the best she's looked in years. Good job Britney/Britney's stylist.

She's afraid of the little black girl....HAHA!

I would do that all day long. Too bad her music stinks. The new "song" is the worst overplayed piece of crap I've had the misfortune of hearing lately. I have a fun way of making her stop singing! ;-)

i teach in the bronx and i didn't have to work yesterday or today because of rosh hashana. all schools get the jewish holidays off here. with that being said....i love the jews.

i hope no one had to come in to "man" this wack jobs pr stunt. she'll be back off the rails in no time.

This b tch makes me want to vote McCain.

also looks like she's stealing the little kids soda in pick 10

She does look better that's for sure; is she still with that fucking raghead?


BTW (#7) - I did it to your Mom two months ago and my hands still smell like Underwood Deviled Ham!

Make up sure is a miracle worker.....

God, she looks so fat in that picture! FAT! But what can I say, at least she combed and washed her greasy hair.

hmmmmmm let's see...blonde haired lady signs autograph of blonde haired boy. This has got to stop. This is supposed to be a racially mixed society now. What gives?

Kevin, you pathetic little turd. The only way you could have sex with my mom would be by driving to her house, and since you are too fucking stupid to have a job or own a car I don't think anyone has to worry about Good Old Kevin and his pencil dick showing up for a little ass licking.

Unless they are now paying cash to attend your pedophile rehab classes. Is that the case?

Lick my sack you untalented prick.

Is that a Baldwin on the right in pics 10 & 11?

#20
let go of your hate

Who said she looks good? Look at her f'chrissakes, the woman is wearing brown shoes with a blue dress!

oh my god if that advertisement dings one more time..

#24-We said she looks good in a hetero-guy-would-fuck-her sense.

You wouldn't understand.

oh my god if that advertisement dings one more time..

Is she smarter than a 5th grader?

Cover a country hick in a dress and spend five hours with the sytlist and you still have a.....country hick.

She does look good. But the white trash tattoo on her foot kills it....

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#27 just hit refresh, it will go away..

Pic #10 reminds us that the retarded Britney is still with us. Lipstick on a pig, to borrow the revived phrase.

Pic #10 reminds us that the retarded Britney is still with us. Lipstick on a pig, to borrow the revived phrase.

All I know that the MONEY track Jacket that her bodyguard is wearing in the background is DOPE!!

She does NOT look good. Some are just a bit confused because she combed her hair and put a clean dress on. Make up can't cover up her pudgy tard face, her chin waddles, or her tree trunk-like neck. And look at those shoulders! Is she a line-backer? Geezus! When too much fat piles on your shoulders, neck, and chest that's what happens!

I'm guessing the little guy suddenly had the urge for flapjacks. IHOP will serve those in a push-up bra, right?

She looks great now, and she looked AMAZING in her prime. That's twice in her life, already, that she's looked a million times better than any of you jealous bitches.

Unless they have her "Mehico" romp, shes a bore,,,

Fish! What happened to you? Stop having your intern write your captions, unless that would cut into your drinking time, in which case carry on!

I hate my job. I wish there was a fire drill or.....cookies..

she looks great. I mean its all relative, but for Britney she looks great.

"Make up can't cover up her pudgy tard face, her chin waddles, or her tree trunk-like neck. And look at those shoulders!"

Carson Kressley!!! How ya doin'??!!

Come up with something interesting #39 a critical tongue is no indication of a keen mind...

all you guys know that you would give your left nut to smash that. I know I would. Britney is hot and all you guys need to quit hating on her just cuz she is fine.

all you guys know that you would give your left nut to smash that. I know I would. Britney is hot and all you guys need to quit hating on her just cuz she is fine.

She was a little pin or something behind her ear. I wonder what that is all about? ALSO when did she get all those TERRIBLE tattoos? Seriously, with all that money can you afford something more tasteful? Shessh

@ #22 - That's her manager, Larry Rudolph.

She's really just a country girl at heart. She just needs to center her life more with God and Family.

Oh come on, she's come a long way from the transvestite, paparazzi loving, insane bitch she was this time last year. Give the hoe a fucking chance to reclaim her buble gum pop and over-produced career.

WAY TO GO YOU BALD-HEADED CRAZY BITCH.... BRA-the fucking-VO

What is that thing sticking out above her ear?? Is that to hold the extensions in??

OJ's Mom @21,

you would like your little shriveled sack licked by another man wouldn't you faggot! Pedophile rehab classes? Oh that's clever and original. Quit acting like a bad ass over the computer, you wouldn't be saying shit to me in real life and that's a fact. Act like a real man tough guy!

p.s. I love how your mom swallows.

She looks nice when she's clean and fully clothed.

Douchie, just because your boyfriend told you that your tongue is only useful for massaging his perineum does not mean this holds true for everyone else. Besides who the fuck posts with their tongue?

I'm glad she's bouncing back. Obviously she's a very fucked up person and only bitter people would root against her attempts to pull herself together.

Yes I'm sure the little boy enjoyed looking down Brits dress.

She looks really beautiful. But I can't help think that behind the sheen, she's just a robot.

Yay for Britney! Also, is that a hair extension clip or just something else?

Yeah, that was a good look the first time it was done........ by Ellen Barkin!


i'd still ram her in the ass

New Superficial Writer: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

All hail the new stylist. She's human again.

I'm speechless. Britney actually looks fucking hot. I never thought i'd be able to say that again.

Go Brit- You look hot as

Luv your work xx

Go Brit- You look hot as

Luv your work xx

If you had never seen her you would say that woman is scorching. Beautiful, yet unrefined, diagnosed as bat shit crazy - I think it could sell for a long time even without an attempt at music.

I thought it was Jamie Lynn! woah she's looking great :)

...something is different about her...did she get a nose job or some facial work done? She DOES look a lot like jamie lynn in those pictures. hmmm....

When adolf hitler was wearing NIKE'S at the time:
HE WAS O.K.?

She went from trashy hot to classy hot but I must admit, I do miss those snatch shots and nipple slips.

THIS WEB SITE SUCKS BYE BYE

THIS WEB SITE SUCKS BYE BYE

....................BYE BYE!!


These are good pics, except for the outfit and nasty tattoos.

Why couldn't LiLo like Brit instead of SamRO? I would pay top coin to see Lindsay and Brit go at it.....

she looks great. and i'm glad she's back to being nice and signing autographs and shit.

I agree, if it wasn't for those horrid tattoos I could overlook the shoes long enough to bend her over and fuck her ass but the two things combined are screaming, "Look at me--I'm white trash." I'm sorry, I could never get over that. Britney will never be anything more than what she is now. It's in her bones. Who gets tattoos on their feet?

Superfish guy, you should come over to my house and let me ride you. 'cuz if you think B.S. is good looking, you'll think i'm a f***ing knock out. seriously. And i'm not even on antipsychotic meds.

She does look good. But the white trash tattoo on her foot kills it....

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oh please.....if that makes her TOTAL white trash, then even Kelly Ripa is white trash! she has tattoos ALL over!!! give the girl a break

britney looks soooo beautiful! i really wish you had to post a picture of yourself everytime someone wrote that someone was ugly......grr.

Suckers. That's not Britney -- it's Jamie Lynn.

Since Brit Brit's no longer insane she's back to releasing bubble gum pop music that sounds the same as all the other miscellaneous crap on the radio once again. What a comeback.

PS: Da Man will nurse milk from Brit's tities while feeding her beef jerky it's feeding time!

She looks great for a 67 year old woman.

Too bad K-Fed already raided her uterus. I would rather mastrubate with steel wool than take the risk of nailing Britney......I would take an interest free loan though.....

Sorry about my typo....got excited......

i would lick her @#$hole

Again with the shoes... New hair, clothing, make-up, but the same shoes in EVERY picture!!! P.S. Britney looks beautiful and healthy.

How funny..she thinks she's her old self again.

Sobered up already? That's not the fun Britney! Better were the older days where she just relieved herself in the driveway (even if it's a fake):
http://i34.tinypic.com/2my59c0.jpg

Pretty Face that is. Again.

jews suck little babies dicks. Look it up on internet. There are pictures and everything and they spread AIDS, Herpes, etc. fucking kikes, blaming blacks for AIDS.

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