Oct 30 2008Aubrey O'Day doesn't show enough chest
Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O'Day got drunk last night partying in West Hollywood and, Jesus, can you tell it's the slowest news days known to man? Hilary Duff, Sophie Monk, Lance Bass and now Aubrey; where are the real celebrities hiding? Besides Barack Obama's house - 'cause he's a Commie! (Beat you to it.) But, seriously, somebody tell Britney Spears to eat one of her kids or something. I'll be your best friend. :-D

Reader Comments
1. Max Planck - October 30, 2008 3:46 PM
She has such lovely natural blonde hair...why does she dye the roots black?
2. lame - October 30, 2008 3:46 PM
who??
3. mamadough - October 30, 2008 3:47 PM
you know what would be an awesome story? spencer pratt's head in a bear trap.
4. p0nk - October 30, 2008 3:49 PM
I thought Jerry Garcia was dead.
and #3 mamadough, please do not summon the douche-duo.
5. Kasey - October 30, 2008 3:50 PM
Is she fat, or what? I can't really tell =/
6. JY - October 30, 2008 3:53 PM
The guy in pic 2 is showing just as much chest as she is.
7. mamadough - October 30, 2008 3:54 PM
come on #4, tell me you wouldn't want to see that. if you wish hard enough, all your dreams will come true!
8. blondie - October 30, 2008 3:55 PM
worst. picture. EVER.
9. Upornedmed - October 30, 2008 4:09 PM
the red eyes in the pic are funny!! LOL~
he looks NOT SO BAD anyway. Many young beautiful girls on
__MatchRich.C O M__ wanna marry a man like him. I did see some supermodels there. Maybe U guys can have a try.
10. Brittany - October 30, 2008 4:13 PM
Horrible.
She'll be in need of Rehab within 2 years.
11. miggs - October 30, 2008 4:13 PM
Sure she's totally wasted, but she hides it so well! Like p0nk when he goes out as p1nk.
12. Joxer the Mighty - October 30, 2008 4:15 PM
I am Joxer the Mighty!
fuck you fish and the geekologie writer!
boring fucking post!
13. Jimbo - October 30, 2008 4:23 PM
Look mimi changed it's name
14. lulu - October 30, 2008 4:24 PM
whats stopping her titties from floppy out when she sits down, dances, bends over.....hell, anything she does other than walk is gonna let those things bounce loose.
15. obannion - October 30, 2008 4:25 PM
did Eminem get a sex change?
16. Rough Daddy - October 30, 2008 4:26 PM
Great garb though! easy access o plenty...
17. Dave Allen - October 30, 2008 4:28 PM
Man, she's looking older than Cloris Leachman.
18. Deacon Jones - October 30, 2008 4:37 PM
She looks like the freshmen sorority girls that unknowingly walk into the old Sigma Pi house and then.......BLAM!
Im going to the Phils parade fuckers! Later
19. jojo - October 30, 2008 4:41 PM
this girl is a joke.......those are some fat knees and kankels so I would recommend throwing out every skirt she owns....what's with all these trashy hookers thinking they're celebrities.....her and than Jordan Price nasty
20. Werd - October 30, 2008 4:52 PM
#14 - double sided tape. I am surprised you haven't heard of it. But, only women with breasts really need to know about it.
21. jenni - October 30, 2008 5:05 PM
this girl is serious trash. she threw her own career away and now is just straight disgusting looking.
22. NY Ted - October 30, 2008 5:05 PM
Fish...I have no idea who she is or what she is famous for...but she sure has a very nice perky pair of melons on her chest...sexy mouth too! And I like her pretty feet...I'm pretty sure that I could be convinced to fuck her until the turkey is ready to eat on Thanksgiving Day...!!!
23. Linz - October 30, 2008 5:14 PM
When did she grow such a sweet mustache?
24. supersex - October 30, 2008 5:23 PM
who the fuck is this troll looking bitch?
25. Obama will lose to Palin - October 30, 2008 5:23 PM
The only thing interesting about this post is that someone finaly stated the obvious. That Obama is a Commie (or a Socialist at best)
Nice set of tits though. I love the easy access look!
26. lmao - October 30, 2008 5:48 PM
"Commie"
Yeah, he'll hand the country over to them Ruskies.
27. bob - October 30, 2008 5:49 PM
She is so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!! Several days ago, I found her sexy photos and videos on a sports dating community ==mysportsdate.com== It is said she is making friends there, it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
28. Aaron - October 30, 2008 6:09 PM
Ugly human award
29. Aaron - October 30, 2008 6:09 PM
Ugly human award
30. Tom - October 30, 2008 6:11 PM
You can see the scars from when she had a breast lift (I don't think it looks like implants).
31. Solaera - October 30, 2008 7:02 PM
Barf. She's always so shapeless and dumpy looking. I don't get it.
32. MaryPoppins - October 30, 2008 7:19 PM
Ugh... wtf?
33. boo - October 30, 2008 7:24 PM
OMG, how much do you pay to look this bad? The dress, the shoes, the hideous jewelry, the headband.... a pretty girl would have a hard time pulling this off. And Aubrey does not qualify as such.
34. Johhny - October 30, 2008 7:49 PM
this bitch is disgusting. washed up trash. see her on celb rehab next season. and you would think she'd at least get her nails done. simply gross.
35. jonny monstikio - October 30, 2008 7:51 PM
If she was giving rimjobs with a reacharound for .50 cents down in the bowery, she'd be overcharging.
36. jonny monstikio - October 30, 2008 7:52 PM
If she was giving rimjobs with a reacharound for .50 cents down in the bowery, she'd be overcharging.
37. jonny monstikio - October 30, 2008 7:56 PM
@27. bob- you are a smegma eating whore. no one is going to your shitty website
38. jonny monstikio - October 30, 2008 7:58 PM
27. bob you smegma eating whore. no one wants to go to your shitty website.
39. so jewy - October 30, 2008 8:02 PM
isn't she banging shug knight ?
40. mick - October 30, 2008 8:29 PM
Are we sure that isn't Brooke Hogan in her Halloween costume?
41. mick - October 30, 2008 8:29 PM
Are we sure that isn't Brooke Hogan in her Halloween costume?
42. mick - October 30, 2008 8:39 PM
oops! sorry for the double post.
43. Emily - October 30, 2008 8:50 PM
Just the kind of trash that would allow a negro to touch her.
44. m - October 30, 2008 9:25 PM
i feel sorry for her :( she must be on drugs, depressed, something...
she has gained so much weight and just threw away her career, now she's partying with suge knight?! she is playing with fire i hope she cleans up before it's too late
45. m - October 30, 2008 9:26 PM
i feel sorry for her :( she must be on drugs, depressed, something...
she has gained so much weight and just threw away her career, now she's partying with suge knight?! she is playing with fire i hope she cleans up before it's too late
46. Stanky - October 30, 2008 10:32 PM
I love her!!!!!!!!! Several days ago, I found her full penetration gimp outfit orgy photos and videos on a sports dating community ==mysportsdateisAtotalfuckingscam.com== It is said she is making friends there, it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! Don't forget to download our "player" *cough*viruses*cough* to view the videos. Your credit card numbers are safe with us. ;)
47. obaday - October 30, 2008 11:58 PM
"Former Danity Kane member"
Is that English? WTF is a Danity Kane? Yes, I know I could Google it. No, I really don't want to know.
48. Ebony - October 31, 2008 12:27 AM
Emily u r a racist BITCH.
I'm sorry for this chick but from the 1st time I saw her I knew all this would happen, she is just a dumb, trashy person. She is also depressed and will soon need rehab. She should be trying to glam herself up so that somebody will find her appealing enough to be with her and pay for the luxury she got used to.
And yes she is getting fat, did you all see her on the mtv season finale?! awful
49. gerard Vandenberg - October 31, 2008 1:35 AM
She needs a MONEY FUCKER, bet?
(be sure: THIS IS AMERICA TODAY, folks!!)
50. Carson - October 31, 2008 6:59 AM
I'll still tap it.
51. Kelly - October 31, 2008 8:24 AM
I love her lopsided boobs
52. 1moreidiotintheworld - October 31, 2008 8:28 AM
Nice Halloween costume - Zombie Whore..... so real looking, too!
53. Whatever - October 31, 2008 8:38 AM
Dear Superficial:
Please cover people that the public actually knows.
yours truly,
The World
54. Thigh Highs - October 31, 2008 9:01 AM
She really isn't attractive. At all. No no. Happy Halloween kids!
55. dragon43078 - October 31, 2008 10:02 AM
If you are not going to show off their tits and ass, don't waste our time.