Sep 23 2008EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Alba Bikini Photos - Now with more baby!

Alright, folks, this is huge. What you're seeing are EXCLUSIVE bikini pics of Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas today with her husband Cash Warren and their rarely-seen daughter Honor Marie. But that's not important right now. What is important is A. That butt. (So that's what heaven looks like...) And B. I got an EXCLUSIVE. Trust me, no one's more shocked than I am. It feels like I just scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl. Except the end zone is made entirely of breasts and LEGOs. Hey, it's my fantasy.

Photos: Splash News

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Not bad for just giving birth... not bad at all.

Jessica! You're looking beautiful! Love the hat, a style made just for you.

Congratulations once again on having such a wonderful and beautiful baby, it really is a gift and now you'll have all the time in the world to experience being a mother.

Send a few high fives to Cash for me, will you?

Randal

I can't believe she's actually smiling... and not too bad of a bod after popping out a kid.

she looks wayyy better now

Wow she puts a lot of broad who arent even pregnant to shame,,,too bad her attitude stinks!

is it just me or does the superficial have a new unfunny writer?

something coming out instead of most thing going in.

jenna jameson in the making

hahaha

She looks ADORABLE - 10 extra pounds of post baby body look really good on her.

If only all women looked that way post baby. Screw her for having such good genes.

STILL NOT AS FAT AS ME!

Signed,

KIM KARDASHIAN

PS - I LOVE BUTTER!

Wow. She looks better than most people I see on the street. She *does* have a personal trainer like 6 days a week, but w/e. This is INSANE!!

Good Job Jess!!
xoxo

Wow, now thats an awesome body. She was just way too thin before, but now she is curvy and has some meat on her! Go Jessica, gorgeous!

At least,from that far away,you can't see that Jolie-like bone bubble of a forhead she has.

At least,from that far away,you can't see that Jolie-like bone bubble of a forehead she has.

That's enough out of you rough douchie. Karl Rove and Mark Buse are having a pig play party tonight and they need your skills as cornerboy.

Hmm..hasn't anyone noticed she's wearing the same bikini Brit Brit wore?

Post-baby Alba = useless

Next starlet with nubility, please.

I would eat the after birth after she shit on it just to taste her pussy.

Her poop now has a slightly lemony-mint scent to it, or so I'm told.

Nice size cans now. Oh and #19 thats just SICK and I'm right there with ya.

disgusting cellulite. she needs to lose weight and get a tight little body. her career is already in the shitter, she's going to disappear completely unless she loses some weight again.

Her baby looks adorable!

How do you have a body like that after just giving birth? Bitch.

But, she's using Hawaiian Tropic tanning OIL so in 15 or 20 years she'll be looking like a leather handbag and will probably have skin cancer, so I feel better. :)

YAY FOR THE SUPERFICIAL WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAID IS IT JUST ME OR DID THE SUPERFICIAL GET A NEW WRITER THAT ISNT AS WITTY?

I'll be in Cabo next week and I'll be looking for her and her Mexican nanny
on the street but maybe they'll just fit in with the locals.
She's still a beautiful girl.

I knew there was a reason i still lurked around on this site, and no it's the same writer he's just not gonna make a dumb move by making fun of what people want.....Read more comments.

She looks FAT!!

Her post pregnant body is 500 times nicer than most womens never pregnant body. See fatties, pregnancy is not an excuse.

#30
I agree with you, but that doesn't take away the fact that if this was anyone else; you and everyone else included would be here calling her names…
Bottom line:
-She does look fat!

End of the story.. Away with her..

Give the lady a break she has just had a baby and looks great for it still

Cellulite ?? (#22 Langon) Where? Are you just mistaking the water on her leg from the pool (or hottub) for cellulite?

#16 "hillbilly" was that a suggestion or a request?

Much, much better looking and attractive than that tub-o-lard kardashian. Jess is a fine example. There's no reason for a young, petite, short healthy woman to have an ass the size of a Volkswagen like Kim K has.

Congrats on the exclusive... too bad that ass isn't in higher clarity, though.

Her body has improved after having a baby. I am petite too and my body improved after having a baby too and my breasts got bigger too.

In the time it took to snap those pictures, Jessica spent more time with her new baby than Sarah Palin has with hers over the last 2 weeks.

#35

So true! It is amusing how fat chicks like Kim try to blame it on genes instead of the truth; they eat too much and it shows.

Boner!

Not to mention that putting a baby in a hot tub is extremely dangerous. Their little bodies can't dispel heat the way adults can.

Celebrities are morons.

Miley Cyrus is kind of ugly..

She all flabby and sloppy now. Her love box is now 5 sizes too big as well.

What a travesty.

congrats on the exclusive. but if it is exclusive, why does splash news have it?

Nice butt. Butt-ugly kid.

I'm bored. Need some arrowhead I think. And where's minniememe with my jack and coke??

this bitch is frigid with zero sex appeal.

i'll take jessica biel instead.

line the glasses up! jack daniels or jagermeister?

I wonder if she'd be up for a threesome with Supernanny??

Let us prey!

I am praying for some cock.

"jayger" you realize frist is laughing at you? fool...

Too bad it's blurry

still hot...but ass is a bit heavy.
ugly kid. but ugly ones grow up to be hot. cute babies turn ugly.

that sound is people laughing at you in your Wonder Woman Underoos, fucktard. isn't it past your nappy time, tater tot?

well not too shabby for just having a baby, not too shabby at all! I'm jealous of that baby... you all know why

# 38 pat-What the fuck does Palin have to do with anything. How the fuck would you know! And who the fuck are you to judge you skanky dumb fucking, cunt dripping with std's, communist father fucker!

Sarah Palin is a Lady, a Mother, a Wife soon the first woman vice president, and in 8 years will be the first female President of the United States of america.

You pat will still be on the welfare roles and waiting in line at the free clinic for your Aids meds!

And Jessica looks great!

#48 no Jager, whiskey and oxys...I wish....

#50 me too :(

#51 no, I laugh at YOU a lot though..

#54 nappy time for the roughster, Happy Hour for us!!

When is she going to hurry up and get nude in public

sharing is caring, here's a 'contin and enjoy my friend

If only.....

Can't freaking concentrate on work today. This sucks, and the fish dood won't put up a new post, and I'm backed up here cause I'm sitting here all day doing nothing. GOD!!!! WHO NEEDS A VACATION??????

I do

Oh yeah, and my cat? He's got one eye.

Where do you see cellulite, Langon, you jerk !! There is none; she looks awesome for just having had a baby.

The feast..... is ruined.

bummer, dude. poor pussy. it's almost happy hour!

this chick defines overated. she was never hot to begin with. nothing but a bony pair of legs devoid of conditioning and her face is simply above average (not by much). i see better looking women around campus every day.

Almost Jayger. Do you live on the west coast too?

Almost Jayger. Do you live on the west coast too?

Almost ... it's almost 4:20 pm!

Pacific time zone, and yeah 4:20. Yep must be time to Marley..

Do you think Alba likes the Oreo, Obama?? She seems like the type that would love Oreos....

love her post baby!

My sources are saying she's just in this relationship for Cash.
(Sounds a bit fishy to me)

Hotter then ever & was way too scrawny before getting knocked up.

DO NOT STOP EATING JESSICA, for I simply could never forgive you.

really? "heaven" looks like cellulite?

i'm not saying it's bad since the majority of people have it, but cellulite never equals heaven.

Even though pictures were blurred.

I wonder how the thighs look in high resolution.

you people must be really ugly and depressed to not admit that she looks pretty much perfect. I cant stand her... but her body looks so good.

THAT CHILD NEEDS A HAT ON HER HEAD!!!!

And Jessica needs to learn how to properly hold a child before she breaks that baby's neck!!

".....Except the end zone is made entirely of breasts and LEGOs. Hey, it's my fantasy." jajajajajaja

congrats on getting an exclusive!!!!!

Fine. Just don't turn into saggy Pamela. This one's for you Jenna.

I once sucked off a caribou. I'm kind of a slut that way.

anyone notice that this is the same bathing suit as Britney Spears?

Anyone know where to get it?

#81--Don't ask. You won't be able to pull it off.

She needs to put some cream on that cellulite.

I am making some for her right now (and typing with my left hand).

it's said that her sexy pics were found at ___MatchWealthy.C o M___ the premier luxury CLuB for successful singles,reported by eonline yesterday! i don't know why was She there, looking for a serious relationship or just for fun? nobody knows!

I would have eaten her afterbirth with a nice Ciante.

HOW THINK AMERICANS ABOUT THEMSELVES?(always wear a bikini?)
they think they can rule the world?
AMERICA CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE FOR THEIR OWN PEOPLE!!

THAT'S IT! Thanks #86! This will be the foundation of my new foreign policy. Wear a bikini=Rule the world! When I meet with my muslim buddy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad I'll make sure Michelle wears a thong....WORLD PEACE through bikini diplomacy!

#86.. What in the world are you blabbing on about? Rule the world? Shit, you better take a look over at Russia on that subject - "the best way to protect the borders is to expand them." But, while we're on the subject, if I had that ass in my face every night it would certainly rule MY world.

Is that her mom? Oh that's right, she's not Latina.

I am going to go punch my wife in the mouth, thanks alot ALBA

I would ride her like a Mexican riding a donkey over the border.

MILF MILF MILF MILF

Yea! This overrated hack actually has boobies now. I never knew how someone who wears a 'Nearly B' Cup could call themselves 'curvy'.

Mosel tov on the baby! You look very happy!

She was smart not to leave it any later. A woman's body can bounce back if she has kids early enough and 27 is already cutting it a bit close.

Although maybe it's a guy thing but she's certainly lost her appeal just knowing she's a mom :-(

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#22. You're right. When I saw the first pic I thought I saw "cellulite" tattooed all over the back of her thighs. But every pic after that was too blurry and far away for me to confirm.

Just when you thought that ass couldn't get any juicier. Wow.

I cry liposuction!! There's no way she's got her body back that quickly!

My wife had a baby the same time as Jess. They look about the same in the weight area. Give a girl 6 months after a birth to be back to trim and fit. In 3 more months, bet she is back to her skinny self. But she looks great all things considered.

Shut up Randal...Geez, I Hate You!
Fuck that bitch...Who the fuck is she anyway?

umm i know she jrecently had a baby.. but why are we praising a cellulite laden ass??

TO #33, The cellulite on her thighs are way obvious. Sorry if it upsets you hardcore Alba fans who turn a blind eye to all her imperfections. But that's definitely some cellulite filled thighs. And no, dripping water cannot be mistaken for cellulite (retard)

Wow. For someone whose body recently exploded, Jessica Alba is smoking hot. Nice comeback. This is a dichotomy. Downside is her cooch will never be the same. Upside is she cares enough about her body that she's already worked herself into shape so her body is straight. Good job.

PS: Another upside is BREAST MILK Jessica it's time to step up to this!

Wow! she looks great. I agree she's not from this planet. How the hell? Good for her.

I want to have the same butt!!!:(((((
#33-she has cellulite.

She does not have cellulite but I know you fat chicks want to believe all chicks have cellulite which is not true. Most chicks get cellulite and some chicks get stretch marks and no cellulite, while others get cellulite and stretch marks.

#107-"you fat chicks"???Who do you think you are,fucking moron???wash your Down's eyes and go to fuck yourself!!!

wow, she looks amazing! there's nothing else to say, except more pics of this!

looks damn good for having just shat out a midget

jesus christ her and halle jus seriously made me want to have a baby.....

#108

You are just a fat jealous bitch because you never had a baby and you are fat and have cellulite. Jessica just had a baby and she has no cellulite ha! ha!

Can't believe this ugly big thing came out of her ass.

if she laid down and spread her legs in 'V' formation, all these guys talking all this shit would pop a hard-on before they could say, "i'm gay". lmao

you guys are lying your damn ass off! lol you'd hit that shit in broad daylight on a busy street during rush hour when you're faking the text messaging. haha

BTW boys--lesbians--wink! she looks okay for now. nothing omg special about the new butt dents and extra meat luggage per pound pressure. however, it did add more plump to her bumps, so we can look foward to some horny Director trying to get laid the "old fashion way" and showcasing Alba's new body tricks. haha

dayum, did i just make Jessica wet?? lol call me, hun. he ain't gna know :))

ciao arrivederci

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