Sep 19 2008Shauna Sand has to be doing this on purpose

GROSS

what a skank

I don't know what's worse in this post....either her shiny duck bill lips or that freakish thing of a guy next to her

hey, at least she's wearing undies.... seriously.... we should be thankful.

honestly, i just feel bad for her... she used to be hot... :/

She's fucking hot, I'm sorry. Maybe Ive been watching too much tranny porn, who the fuck knows.

If there's one fault in her, it's the orange spray tan. Lighten up on that shit girl!

DUDE I'm trying to eat here.

shes "you want to have wild beast sex with" hot, not like i want to be with this girl for longer than an hour hot

Hey Shauna...I hope you read this site.

You're gross woman.

I wouldn't fuck her with Brooke Hogan's dick.

Ahhh someone should tell her to also spray tan her hands, she looks like she's wearing gloves or something...

wow.... man she USED to be really hot in her playboy days....
but, wow... she has fallen from grace hard... and hit every branch on the way down.

I love that "my mom gave me $20 bucks". The guy totally looks like he's 18! Fucking Howie.

Even wearing panties puts her in the "classy" category compared to some others we could name! Thank you Shauna; I really didn't want to see any more cooze

If your underwear shows through your dress, then it's really not a big deal that she's flashing them getting out of the car, we can see them when she's standing up too!

My freaking eyes are bleeding now!

lol, say what you will she knows how to be a skank/slutty/girl though!

trick-ass scallywag, get some new kicks!

that is one ugly bitch. Sure i'd bang her and drop some baby batter on her face but she looks ridden hard and put away wet.

Sour grapes or just feeling impotent in general? So what? Or is it just a really really slow news day? Get a life and/or grow up. It's friggin underwear...which she at least has the courtesy to wear!!!!

Flashing your panties/cooter is SO 2005. Being a pretend lesbian is what's in now.

Geez, she's got a halfway decent body and her legs are open.

Where's the problem here? I'd hit it repeatedly....

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Her face is beyond gone. She looks like a Thai tranny...trust me. I'd have my way with Dr. Frasier Crane before her for God's sake! I'd still hit it though.

Yeah, I don't know what you people are talking about. 99% of straight men would bang the crap out of her, the other 1% are stupid. I for one, would bang that until I passed out from exhaustion, and then I would tell her to get the hell out, as I don't want a relationship with a hooker.

Her leather jacket says it all.

"Dirt".

This is seriously disgusting.
What is her problem.
Street whores have more class than her.
This woman should be taken from her children

She does love those shoes and apparently they're great for the beach AND a night on the town! Who knew?

Ok, to be a skank is one thing, but she has young children. She obviously DOES NOT have custody of them because she is out whoring around all the time. Oh, sorry, she did take one daughter to the beach for the day, but she looked like she was going there to do a porn movie. This is not right, her kids must be humiliated by her actions.....and no they are not too young to realize what she is. No one walks around all day in stripper shoes with her panties and tits totally exposed, unless your a stripper. She has NO respect for her children or herself. I hope Lorenzo takes this bitch to court and makes her sign away ALL parental rights. She is not a fit parent!

Please go around and flaunt your shit all you want but please don't have kids, she obviously does not give a shit about her kids.
Some women and I mean Jenna Jameson, Pamela Anderson, Jesse James' ex-wife, and Shauna Sand, just to name a few, should not be parents and should be sterilized! The sad thing is, these kids will end up looking and acting just like there mothers (or Tommy Lee).

Some one really needs to tell these "ladies", to KEEP THEIR LEGS SHUT!!!!!!!!

5 &12, my thoughts exactly. I remember from her Playboy days. She was awesome, and those were real & spectacular. Any more botox and her face will freeze.

Maybe she just keeps forgetting...like John McCain. For example, he repeatedly confuses which group in Iraq is aligned with Iran (Shiite) and which is aligned with Al-Qaeda (Sunni), not to mention whether Iraq borders Pakistan (it doesn't, in between there's this kinda important place called Iran). Americans have clearly lost their minds, since they're seriously considering electing an elderly man with obvious signs of early dementia to a 4-year term, along with a vice president who's hopelessly out of her league.

He is waaaay prettier than her. He looks too young even for me and I'm 25.

her tattoo is absolutely FUGLY

WTF did she do to her lips? And yay, nice white panties. Oh, and why did she change her clothes? Is that really Marilyn Manson's kid brother??

God I need to go home..

She seriously needs some new shoes.

Can anyone say white trash?

Can anyone say white trash?

speaking of panties, hey tricky frist, are you going to change those panties you had on since monday?

Most women, if they wanted, could look all hooker/tranny HOT but ummmm who wants to??? She looks one step away from being a skin picking meth head. She's not sexy she's just a bright orange trainwreck. No I am not jealous at all, believe me.

mmm - i would like to root around in that

that's not Howie.... that's JoJo Angel, Cris's nephew... they look a lot alike... sometimes i mistake them for each other too...

but they're both tools...

# 29. Andrio,

Please leave the political commentary on the political message boards, we all come here to do the same thing, look at skanky women showing off their hoo-has.

P.S. I get confused all the time too, I keep forgetting what promices I made to which group, and even though I'm not keeping any of them, It's still embarassing!

Obama '08 - For a new socialist society!

Obama '08 - Change we can believe in!
(Thats all you'll have left in your pocket if I'm elected, change.... Suckers)

Ok Mister, "leave the political commentary on the political message boards"...
maybe you should take your own advice.....
UGH....We Americans have become so vapid and stupid and because of this our society is quickly going down the drain...
yeah, let's help sh*t by voting for the One-Foot-in-the-Grave White Rich Guy who doesn't remember how many f*cking houses he has and claims that our economy is FAN-F*CKING-TASTIC!!
We deserve this country to go in the sh*tter when all we care more about white-trash hollywood whores with their fake tits more than what happens to our society.

TRASHI!!!

Nobody wants to see this old bitch's beaver.

Close those legs you ancient whore.

Ok, what the hell is she wearing? She's such a ho. I like how she mixes her clear stripper heels with her stupid ass see through get up and then a louis bag? What? Go home Shauna...go home and watch your porn or make it or whatever it is you do.

Seriously, sometimes the Superficial Writer just CRACKS ME UP!!haha

Dear Mr. #41 Givemeabreak,

Angry much?

#41,

You obviously didn't catch the sarcasm in my post #29. I will break it down for you;

I was making it look like B. Hussein Obama was writing the post, and that he comes to this site to look at skanky hoo-has. I was not saying ALL americans come to this site to look at skanky hoo-has. It was not meant to start some rant on how america sucks. Lighten up Hitler!

I guess I should quit writing seeing how I can't even spell "Ghost"

Wow she must really want some dick
haaaa!

What chick doesn't want this much attention unless she wants some meat.

Poor Girl already starting to look like a blowfish with all that botox.

She brings FUG to a "whole...nother...level"

WOMEN!
Stop starving yourselves! Try walking or fucking running and eat some fruit and veggies. It is disgusting to see skinny chicken legs. Fuck go to GNC and at least buy some Branch Chain amino acids, if not, when you starve yourself or live on coffee and vicodin your body begins to rob the muscles of aminos to survive and you start to look like a fucking Ethiopian Crackehead! Men do not want to fuck a rattle of paperclips in a deflated balloon. Don't get me wrong I am NOT
talking about fat chicks.
FUCK FAT CHICKS!
But we want to see some of your Greek Architecture, sort of a veritable anatomy lesson with nice tits and don't forget to lace up those calves with some wedged Roman Sandals.
Fuck your nails and take care of your pussy as well, keep it clean and fresh, take all the money you would waste on your nails and take care of your chocha!

she is such white trash,is she on drugs???

I just threw up in mouth a little bit.

Whoa, Me thought 'twas the duck-lipped skeletor, but nigh, ;twis the stained pantied, sour dew snatch smelling wrinkle witch.

Dry heaves.

Dry heaves.

OK, better.

NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!

HAAAUUUURRRRKKKKKHHHH!

You know, if she just dressed down (ie less like a hooker) cut her hair and added some low lights, lightened up on the make-up.......oh, who am I kidding.... halfway through my own post, I gave up!

I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Had she not been wearing underwear, I would have full-blown thrown up. And I know it would not have been shown, but even with the censor bar, or whatever, just the knowledge that behind that censor bar was a pre-menopausal vagina would've done me in. That hag does not dress age-appropriate. Women her age should not dress like hookers.

While we're at it, she should really cover up head to toe. The cheap fake tan is not covering up all of her massive flaws. And no, Shauna, the collagen lips have not made you look better. Nor has any of the other plastic surgery you've had done on your old, leathery, hangdog face. And what's with the gnarled knobby witch hands? Ugh. I cannot take anymore.

I think I see the outline of a dick there... this broad is the epitome of FUCKING DISGUSTING TRASH!!!

Gee... Wikipedia says she was born in 1971... She is ONLY 37 ?????
She looks like an old woman who had tons of surgery. Fake and weak. And the ... thing next to her is ugly.

Just a little more collagen in those lips and she'll look like a living blow up doll.

this is paris hilton and lindsay lohan in 20 years

who is this chick?

This is some sort of artist..................AND a WOMAN, folks

I'm almost positive that I saw her wearing the same see through outfit on Howard Stern years ago, same color and with the white underwear, too. I remember she was wearing a thong underneath it and the tag was sticking up.

I personally thought from the story about her, and from how she looks, that she was in her late forties. I don't care if she's only 37. As far as I'm concerned, you're as old as you look, and she looks pre-menopausal. So this UGGO needs to keep her blow-up doll collagen lips, fugly hangdog plastic surgery face, gnarled knobby witch hands, and old lady vagina locked away, far away from everyone else. This way no one has to see a sad, tan-looking, old lady dressed like a hooker, and no one will have to vomit after looking at her repulsive face, or her disgusting crotch.

She looks like a tranny. She looks awful

I find Shauna Sand to be the most ridiculously skanky women on the planet. Seriously...I feel sorry for her daughters.

That OREO Obama would DEFINITELY hit that!!

Hey ! I don't have anything to say about her, but I happen to know who that guy is.He's the guitar player in one of the coolest bands I've heard in a long time. You oughta do your homework , before you start comparing him to untalented slugs. This guy's band is the real deal!!!!!

Hey ! I don't have anything to say about her, but I happen to know who that guy is.He's the guitar player in one of the coolest bands I've heard in a long time. You oughta do your homework , before you start comparing him to untalented slugs. This guy's band is the real deal!!!!!