Sep 29 2008Sarah Palin swimsuit video by insane demand
Before she was Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, she was Sarah Heath, aspiring model. By ridiculous request, here's the video of Sarah during the swimsuit competition portion of the 1984 Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant. While 80's hair and one-piece bathing suits don't exactly raise my flag, I'll admit the governor does have an ass on her. On that note, I should probably watch what I say before my words end up in a campaign ad:
Even fancy liberals with their magic Internet boxes agree: One half of McCain/Palin will bring much needed badonkadonk to Washington.
"I'll admit the governor does have an ass on her." - The Superficial, 9/29/2008
McCain/Palin: Oops, I dropped my pen...
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Reader Comments
1. Charlie - September 29, 2008 12:33 PM
First, suckers!
2. blooper - September 29, 2008 12:33 PM
could I be first? dickweeds!
3. Har - September 29, 2008 12:34 PM
Big deal.
4. Jammy - September 29, 2008 12:35 PM
Too tight and ill fitting in the keester.
5. TS - September 29, 2008 12:39 PM
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
McCain is about as sharp as a bowling ball, picking this chick for his running mate. That choice alone is enough to seriously question his decision making abilities as President. What a fucking idiot. And I am NOT a liberal.
The Palin/Biden debate should be rather entertaining on Thursday.
6. blah - September 29, 2008 12:40 PM
saggy ass and mom body. she might as well be wearing "mom-jeans!"
7. VN - September 29, 2008 12:41 PM
SIXTH!!!
8. blah - September 29, 2008 12:41 PM
shes a dumb egodriven b1tch.
9. calypso - September 29, 2008 12:41 PM
That video sucks! :D
10. Marfar - September 29, 2008 12:41 PM
I'm defecting to fucking Denmark if this woman is put in charge of anything bigger than a football field.
She can't even handle said area, buit still... I'm not gonna just TAKE it from her.
We just can't give her any more.
I can't wait for Friday.
11. HorribleJudgment - September 29, 2008 12:42 PM
An ass on her? I'll say. A FAT ASS! And fat thighs and legs. She's pretty much fat in general. She's like a hog, ready to be prepared to be prepared for Easter supper. If that hog was...wear an ill-fitting 80's swimsuit. FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT! And when you get older, you only get fatter. Sarah Palin is fat.
She couldn't make it in the "beauty" world because of her monstrous fatness, so she turned to politics. Only she's bad at that too.
"Governor Palin, do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?"
"In what way, Charlie?"
FAT!
12. AndresV - September 29, 2008 12:43 PM
"I'll admit the governor does have an ass on her" Superfish are you kidding me? You call that an ass? The rack is a different story though, not bad.
Oh, and for those discussing McCain's choice of Palin as a running mate (like #5), wrong site dudes, go to politico.com or something, this site is about gossip, tits and ass
13. NoMorePalin - September 29, 2008 12:44 PM
Ugh.
14. Captain Obvious 22 - September 29, 2008 12:44 PM
Did I hear that right - she planned to go into broadcast journalism? She wanted to be one of those liberal media elites!?! Thank goodness she came to her senses.
15. 20-20 vision - September 29, 2008 12:45 PM
That's a secretary's sedentary-spread ass. She was what, 20 years old back then? Gravity must be stronger in Alaska.
16. Rough Daddy - September 29, 2008 12:45 PM
Indeed Superfish! that is some sweet posterior! Well, I know which chad Im going to Impregnate this November...
17. google - September 29, 2008 12:46 PM
#14 she WAS a journalist, technically. A weekend sports reporter. With hilariously gigantic hair. There are clips. Google is your friend.
18. mamadough - September 29, 2008 12:47 PM
what a fucking pork chop. mccain could have done just as well as picking that stupid ass "miss south carolina" from miss teen usa for his VP.
19. atarijen - September 29, 2008 12:49 PM
She looks AMAZING! That was the 80s guys! Supermodels had bodies like that back then. This does not affect my opinion of Palin for VP. If we had our entire life put out for America's entertainment then I am sure beauty pageant contestant would be one of our least worries.
20. someguy - September 29, 2008 12:51 PM
I would rather see joe biden's thong clad wrinkly tuchus than ever see her stupid perky ass in the white house.
The gig is up and everyone knows what a vapid twit she is. And isn't it scary that some of the "parody" that Tina Fey did of her was actually her words, verbatim?
21. Ted from LA - September 29, 2008 12:51 PM
It looks like she has a bigger dick than Vice President Cheney.
22. Bigheadmike - September 29, 2008 12:52 PM
Shes better than any woman any of you have...
23. Dave C - September 29, 2008 12:52 PM
I've said it before and I'll keep saying it - if you want real reform and positive change in Washington, McCain/Palin is the only logical choice. There's a reason many Republicans don't like McCain - he has rarely toed the Party line when doing so was not in the best interest of Americans. Recall that he voted against the Bush tax cuts because the bill did not include a reduction in spending. Too, McCain warned, in early 2006, of the impending financial meltdown and proposed a way to avert disaster. He was ignored and we are paying the price.
Mock Palin all you want, but in November, if you want real reform and positive change in Washington, you gotta vote for McCain/Palin.
24. joe@tor.com - September 29, 2008 12:54 PM
First, she sounds like Miss South Carolina ("the Iraq and such") in her Katie Couric video, and now she completes the pageant airhead picture with this video.
LOL. Making women cringe everywhere...
25. Ted from LA - September 29, 2008 12:57 PM
It's obvious from this video that she is a big bush supporter.
26. Susan - September 29, 2008 12:58 PM
This won't change anything for male voters, obviously. The clip is what has been running in conservative guys' minds ever since she was nominated, and this is exactly how they want their women to be.
Older women who instantly became huge fans based on her stylish demeanor and appearance of strength have already begun to reconsider. This won't help, but it's a tiny thing in comparison to her interviews so far and (likely) her deer-in-the-headlights performance at Thursday's debate. She's become the butt of every comedian's joke, now that it's ok to make fun of her again based on her own screwups, not her kids' names or her daughter's redneck baby daddy or whatever. The jokes are perfectly legit and entirely her own fault due to her inability to perform competently in a basic skill for a national politician: getting your points across in interviews. In politics, once you're the punchline to every political joke, you're done. If she has even one major gaff during the debate, that's all that will be replayed and parodied, over and over again. And she'll definitely make at least one major gaff, together with a solid 90 minutes of that FUCKING ACCENT and the rapid-fire word jumble that she goes into when she doesn't know how to respond to a question. Goodbye, Sarah.
27. lithiumlilly - September 29, 2008 1:00 PM
I wonder if she was at all like that miss teen USA contestant who wanted to help kids in "The Iraq" by giving them maps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
28. Sid - September 29, 2008 1:00 PM
#23 - "I've said it before and I'll keep saying it" - just like McCain. New problems, new ideas needed. Enjoy your election loss, Dave.
29. Mike - September 29, 2008 1:05 PM
Eighties hair is a problem? Oh my, I'm just back from a one week trip to the US and sorry to disappoint you: eighties hair is pretty much still in!
30. The real Ted wouldn't plagiarize - September 29, 2008 1:05 PM
"But it does show that she was going to have a future in Republican presidential politics because she clearly supports a strong bush."
from the Paul Newman comments.
31. Ted Mosby - September 29, 2008 1:10 PM
I'd trek through that Alaskan wilderness.
32. Vince - September 29, 2008 1:13 PM
Here's the problem: she can't be honest. If she could give honest answers, in interviews she'd seem as authentic and refreshing as she does when she gives scripted speeches. But when she's asked a question, especially one targeted at a potentially controversial subjects (so, most of them, except on Fox News) you can all but see the wheels turning as she tries to remember the "talking points" she should deliver instead of what she honestly thinks. But she can't be honest and direct because when she does, she conflicts with McCain's positions at least half the time. So she comes across as the opposite of slick, which isn't her fault at all. She was the wrong pick and the pick is wrong for her. The worst part is when they lose (they will), the political folks in Alaska will have all the material they need to defeat her if she goes for reelection as governor. McCain probably ruined her career.
33. Mcfeely Smackup - September 29, 2008 1:16 PM
It cracks me up to no end the people who say "McCaine was crazy to pick Palin" or "Palin is a joke", but seem to have no idea WHY Palin is a bad choice.
Partisan politics is an insidious thing. It makes you think you're smarter than you are, while it simultaneously makes you look dumber.
34. Just Damn - September 29, 2008 1:17 PM
This chick has scared the shit out of the democratic party.
I makes no since why these idiots fall all over themselves trying to make her look bad. She has given you fuctards more ammo and you guys cant even load the gun.This is just more proof that we should all get used to the term McCain/Palin 08.Obama/Biden change= history.
Obama was derailed by a dipshit squeaky ass Alaskan.
35. jennifer - September 29, 2008 1:18 PM
I am one of the rare folk who don't find her particularly hot. Attractive, sure, but hot? Not really.
36. Geoff - September 29, 2008 1:19 PM
That saxaphone noise was the sound of me spanking it. Not the sound of a brass instrument.
37. havoc - September 29, 2008 1:21 PM
This is exactly why I'm voting for McCain.
Because Sarah Palin's got a nice ass....
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38. Harry - September 29, 2008 1:22 PM
This fugly retard came across worse than Forrest Gump in her Katie Couric interview. I use to think they were hiding her because they wanted to surprise everyone at the VP debate because that's when people would be watching; but it's clear as day now that she's just some dumb redneck hillbilly right out of the pages of "Deliverance" who has zero grasp of how the world or government works. Thank God McOld is tanking in the polls and even his conservative friends like Bill Kristol is saying he's probably going to lose. Quicker this white trash gets back to Alaska and burns more books and forces her 17 year old daughter into an unhappy marriage with a redneck stoner, the better for America.
39. HorribleJudgment - September 29, 2008 1:30 PM
#19, she does NOT look amazing. This is NOT how supermodels looked in the 80's. Please do not compare this fat hog to supermodels of any era, in any way, shape or form.
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!!!!
40. David ♠ - September 29, 2008 1:36 PM
hahahahaha...I hear all you liberals crying and shaking in your boots.
crybabies.
@29 Mike - you wish loser.
@38-WOW...great comments from a loser with no point. You cant even validate your argument because your so scared of the ass whooping Osama will be getting in 6 weeks. Get over it and move on. Let your white guilt go.
41. ph7 - September 29, 2008 1:43 PM
#40 confuses laughter for crying.
The best think about McCain's pick of Palin is it confirms McCain total lack of judgment...
42. Andy - September 29, 2008 1:44 PM
She's Dan Quayle, and Bush (elder) won with Quayle as his VP, so who knows. But, Obama is running a vastly better campaign than Dukakis did, and Bush was running as the sitting VP after Reagan's two America-changing terms as president. And in any case, the country's economic and financial state is much closer to when Bush ran for re-election in 1992 and lost. With things this bad, it's inconceivable that "the other party" won't take the presidency as long as its candidate doesn't stumble badly (Obama won't; he won't connect with anybody, but he won't make huge blunders either). The final straw is the bailout plan. The Republicans are trying to pin it on the Democrats, since far fewer Republicans will vote for it in the end, but it won't work - the Republican administration initiated it and the Republican president went on national TV to plead for it, and that's all that the general public has tracked. They're really pissed off and it's not at the Democrats. It's not just that Obama will win. The voters will take their anger to the voting both and punish the Republicans in historic fashion. There will be clear Democratic majorities in both houses of Congress as well as a Democratic President. It's a foregone conclusion, and a total drag that we have to listen to a month's worth of incessant negative campaigning on TV and radio. Hold the vote now and be done with it - why not just shorten Bush's second term by one month?
43. Sport - September 29, 2008 1:45 PM
Well said David!
Everything they are saying about Palin could also be said about their Muslim asshole. Hilarious.
44. David ♠ - September 29, 2008 1:52 PM
Or maybe I'm completely wrong, and voting republican should come with rigorous head examination. Being that I lack logic and reasoning, reality has very little impact on my decision making process.
45. liberal elitist - September 29, 2008 2:04 PM
I was worried when the Palin phenomenon hit at the convention and completely grabbed the spotlight and energized what looked exactly like an old man's campaign.
I'm not worried anymore.
46. Sheva - September 29, 2008 2:07 PM
yeah they didn't show the clip where she said FDR went on TV and gave confidence to the American people when the Depression hit.
Oh, sorry I'm wrong. It wasn't Sarah that said it, it was the her opponent, Joe Biden, the old liberal fossil who has a bigger IQ than you.
Sarah rocks. She's hated by a bunch of old fat radical feminists who don't like this kind of woman. They would almost tolerate her accomplishments if she'd just pay homage to their holy sacrament of abortion.
Since she walks the walk, well hating her guts and trying to destroy her is all they got.
(They ain't got happy home lives or husbands.)
Rock on Sarah and Reform on from Alaska to DC!
47. LeFarge - September 29, 2008 2:19 PM
VPILF
48. Slut - September 29, 2008 2:23 PM
OMG! I've had it! This is absolute bullshit! Damn Bill Clinton can stick a cigar in a chick;s vag and he is hardly harassed by the media the way Sarah Palin is. Personally I think all men that bash her are secretly aroused by the idea of a woman in power.
49. jesus - September 29, 2008 2:24 PM
i would munch on that big ass baby!
then, go vote for her and mccain because anything is better than a muslim, racist nigger
god bless
50. Eyes and Ears - September 29, 2008 2:26 PM
#46 - nice try. Those lines worked BEFORE she started giving interviews. Now you just sound like an idiot trying to support her.
""We have trade missions back and forth. We, we do, it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to, to our state."
Those are her exact words.
51. Bush J. McCain - September 29, 2008 2:34 PM
I'm all right wing and stuff so let me say something shrill and jerked off like the rest of my right wing jerkoff friends and they way we'll always stay in pow- wait ...no! NO! a chainsaw!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
52. American - September 29, 2008 2:36 PM
"harassed by the media the way Sarah Palin is"
She's given 3 full-length interviews in the MONTH since she was chosen to be VP for McCain. She's given NONE to the major media in her own state, even though she's the sitting governor and, of course, she's being investigated for abuse of power - by a REPUBLICAN-majority legislative council.
She's not being harassed. She's hiding. She can get fair treatment by answering questions, as elected officials are obligated to do. Until she does that, she deserves whatever portrayal she gets.
53. STFU, remaining Palin supporters - September 29, 2008 2:38 PM
"it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America"
Maybe she should stop having Trig help her with the answers.
54. Ferdinand Narcos - September 29, 2008 2:48 PM
Wow.I had no idea what Nazi porn looked like before today
55. jambi - September 29, 2008 2:53 PM
looks like the bee girl from blind melon's "no rain" !!!!
56. David ♠ - September 29, 2008 3:02 PM
@44
thanks...imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
thanks for proving that liberals cant have their own ideas and follow in others footsteps.
you are a 2nd class citizen like the rest of these bozos that are shaking in their boots from Palin.
57. James - September 29, 2008 3:17 PM
Yummy. Thanks for the video.
58. EuroNeckPain - September 29, 2008 3:20 PM
Now that the US are just about to be owned by China and India and Middle Eastern countries, some of you are still ready to vote for Republicans a third time ??? How many errors do you need ?
59. zuzuspetals - September 29, 2008 3:43 PM
Sarah Palin is the biggest joke in American politics- ever- and I hope that all of the exposure she's had will empower Alaskan citizens to impeach her once Obama wins in a landslide.
If you still support her, you should really take a look at the video of her having a witch doctor doing a spell over her to protect her from witches and demons. If that doesn't scare the hell out of you that a VP candidate was doing that just 3 years ago, then there's something seriously wrong with you. I hope (and I'm guessing) that you are also too stupid to remember what day to vote, so I'm not too worried.
60. Beeotch - September 29, 2008 4:02 PM
ummm what #58? you must have a large ass to pull that crap out of.....
61. Ivote Nopalin - September 29, 2008 4:27 PM
Holy crap...it's a moose...shoot it!
There is no ass on that stick figure prancing across the stage. Lame.
VP = Very poor (choice)
62. Holyfuck - September 29, 2008 4:39 PM
OK, OK, I get how the republicans are backing McCain himself. He is smart, articulate, a well seasoned politician and a war hero.
But for those of you who refuse to acknowledge that this Palin chick is pretty much a dumbshit, then you should pull your heads out of your asses. I mean come on, Get real. It's like blind faith with you people. You mingh as well be Pentecostal. Speaking in tongues.
63. disappointing - September 29, 2008 5:45 PM
She was around 20 years old at the time of this contest, and she looks like a strong contestant for the MRS Alaska competition. How could she have such a mommy body at such a young age? Without her makeup and glasses and hair and designer outfits, she must look busted as hell now.
64. Skip Smith - September 29, 2008 5:55 PM
The Hillary Clinton swimsuit video will be posted shortly ...
65. missywissy - September 29, 2008 5:59 PM
@23- I would have totally agreed with you about 2 years ago. However, he's proven he will bow to the cronies and do whatever it takes to be president. I used to like McCain until I seen him campaign and lie through his teeth, and roll his eyes during the debates when Huckabee and Ron Paul would speak. I liked that he wasn't ultra conservative, but unless he goes back to his old self when he's in the White House, we're in a heap of trouble.
By the way, all you people that ask "why did McCain choose Palin". Wake the fuck up. He did not choose her. McCain wanted Lieberman and SOMEBODY told him no, and chose Palin. Yes, McCain is proving to be a fucking puppet just like Bush.
Oh yeah, one more thing. In most speaches McCain says "there will be more wars " in his term as president. McCain is a war president. The war will be on our turf, folks. I suggest, election night, if he is announced the next president of the United States, you all better invest in ways to protect yourself against a nuclear attack. Find out where the nearest bomb shelters are located and develop a plan with your families in case of attack. This is not a speculation. Just watch any "war speach" he gives, all the folks cheering when he says "bomb Iran" and go by your first instinct of being scared. It will be great for the economy, but at a sacrifice of human life, just like all wars. This is not a scare tactic, it's just the cold hard facts.
66. Ethan - September 29, 2008 6:01 PM
Before you idiots vote for McCain, look at the credentials and vote for intellectuals for once. Obama went to an IVY LEAGUE college and IVY LEAGUE law school. Biden went to an IVY LEAGUE college and IVY LEAGUE law school.
McCain just went to some bullshit military academy where they taught people how to kill babies in Vietnam. Palin just produced retarded babies that should've been killed.
67. the game's over - September 29, 2008 6:16 PM
The idea was: mind of a Hillary, looks of a beauty contestant. It's clear now that she's got the looks of a beauty contestant, and also the mind of a beauty contestant. She belongs UNDER the desk in the oval office, not sitting at it.
68. Natascha - September 29, 2008 7:29 PM
Moose in the headlights
69. jesus - September 29, 2008 8:06 PM
with an ass like that she could make a liberal become a heterosexual.
70. lidsay - September 29, 2008 9:02 PM
Nice!!
She's no doubt beautiful! And I love young lovely girls, I don't really care about the social norm! sincere and sensual people on __Agelessmate.c om__ care nothing but chemistry! True love and feel right are what they really care!
71. Air Mail - September 29, 2008 9:10 PM
Thanks Super Fish. I think shes great! Beauty and brains. So many of these attacks against her sound unreasoned and just hateful. I mean, I gave Obama the benefit of the doubt and listened to what he said and what he did. When he went to relax at that gym in Germany, instead of visiting the wounded troops, I knew this was a selfish, silly man.
72. Ted from LA - September 29, 2008 9:16 PM
#71,
Brains? Go to CBSnews.com and watch her interviews. It's better than the SNL spoof of it.
73. Ted from LA - September 29, 2008 10:53 PM
The SNL skit is just the same, tired & stupid liberals going on personal attacks because they lack the knowledge of what is going on politically, as it always has been.
Plus, Obama is Hot. Id do him. Im kind of like Kim Kardashian with my propensity form dark meat.
74. Ted from LA - September 29, 2008 10:53 PM
The SNL skit is just the same, tired & stupid liberals going on personal attacks because they lack the knowledge of what is going on politically, as it always has been.
Plus, Obama is Hot. Id do him. Im kind of like Kim Kardashian with my propensity for
dark meat.
75. Ted from LA - September 29, 2008 10:53 PM
The SNL skit is just the same, tired & stupid liberals going on personal attacks because they lack the knowledge of what is going on politically, as it always has been.
Plus, Obama is Hot. Id do him. Im kind of like Kim Kardashian with my propensity for dark meat.
76. zuzupetals - September 30, 2008 12:24 AM
# 73, 74, & 75-
"tired & stupid liberals going on personal attacks because they lack the knowledge of what is going on politically, as it always has been"
The two people in this country most likely to "go on" personal attacks because they have no knowledge of what is going on are Sarah Palin and John McCain. They have nothing but cheap histronics and scandals to run their campaign on, and they comprise the most pathetic Pres/VP ticket in the history of this nation.
Palin/McCain '08 Cunt First
77. shutup46 - September 30, 2008 12:32 AM
fuck off #46. let me tell you why i hate sarah palin and women of her ilk: they exist to nod and smile at men. she heard the hick, born-again christian men around her talking all kinds of shit about "god's will" and their "just bomb 'em" philosophies and thought she could win some points with them by vomiting it back. she bought into the theory that is is a man's world, she figured she was moderately attractive, and thought "hell, i'll play by their rules, let them think what they want, and it will be ok. i can be president!" she is a fucking push over, thoughtless, sheep. yeah she "walks the walk" (what a lame expression btw), and that walk is that of a MAN.
AND before you attack me - i am athletic, thin, blonde, attractive, and 21. i have never had an abortion and never will. I am very well educated and will continue on, likely to law school. plenty of men seem happy enough with me...because i have a brain. because not all men like parrots, some like intelligent responses. from hot women. and some men like those hot women to be -gasp- sexually liberated. you can bet your ass sarah palin ONLY puts out after one too many glasses of wine at the local papa gino's. her daughter on the other hand...puts out without a moment's consideration about contraception. oh wait. that was probably after too much wine on her fake id at papa gino's too.
78. Kimberly - September 30, 2008 1:06 AM
Her posture's horrendous and why is she walking like a man in heels?
She looks a lot better now.
79. Kimberly - September 30, 2008 1:07 AM
Wait...is this the pageant she won? Who was her competition? A horned walrus...although I still don't understand why the walrus didn't win.
80. Slut - September 30, 2008 6:15 AM
Wow #77 very harsh words...You should know that it is not proper grammar to start a sentence with the words "and" and "because." The fact of the matter is that Sarah Palin would not get this much criticism if she were a man. I find it very interesting that you would feel the need to list your physical attributes first in your "compelling" argument.
81. zuzuspetals - September 30, 2008 10:38 AM
@80
If Sarah Palin were a man, we wouldn't be talking about him because he would have never made it out of Wasilla.
Sarah Palin is such an idiot that she makes George Bush look like a genius; she can't even string together 2 coherent sentences. She has been elevated to where she is because of a combination of extremely unfortunate factors, including the fact that there are so many morons in this country who think it's a good idea to have a moron for President. And the fact that McCain and his campaign have been taken over by neo-cons, who would like to have another shit-for-brains President for another 8 years so that they can continue to make profits on war as our infrastructure deteriorates and people can't get their basic needs met. Very recently we've seen where their *brilliant* plan has taken us- to the very edge of financial collapse.
We do not need another dumbass for President and McCain has something like a 1 in 5 chance of not making it through 4 years because of his age.
If you vote for Palin/McCain, I hope you are also planning to learn Chinese or Arabic because it won't be long before this country collapses and we won't have the money for a military to defend ourselves. That is what will happen if we continue on the course we've been on for the past 8 years.
And- it is okay to begin a sentence with *and* and *because*- dumbass.
82. lloyd johnson - September 30, 2008 10:49 AM
I've said this a million times, GOP'ers will vote for a chipmunk, as long as its a republican chipmunk. Thats not an insult, that is a reflection of how stupid some dems are. Because the man is black and has a funny name, they are willing to vote against their own lifelong political stance. They are the reason this election is still so close. They are the lowest members of this society. If the roles were reversed and the rep nom was black, and the dems put forth an old man and a dumb woman this election would be in the bag for the GOP. Face it, democrats are fighting with themselves.
83. Chillaxer - September 30, 2008 10:54 AM
The dems seem very angry-is it because they know they don't stand a chance in winning?
84. zuzuspetals - September 30, 2008 11:07 AM
@83
The *dems* seem angry? What deranged news sources do you read?
McCain is the angriest, most defensive little demonic man I've ever seen. Cheney looks like a Buddhist monk in comparison.
And the Republicans are fighting with each other so much that they couldn't even get enough votes yesterday to pass the bailout plan.
If Democrats are pissed, it's because we're sick of the morons who have run this country- Bush, Cheney, Rove, etc- and we're fed up with the deception, lies, the illegal war, and the lives that have been sacrificed so that a few people could become billionaires.
And, if you check the polls- ANY polls- even the ones produced by your bogus right-wing news outlets- Obama is ahead.
You made my former point- there are too many morons in this country who want a fellow moron for President for another 8 years. You came out in large numbers for the last two elections, but that isn't why you won. Those elections were stolen.
But you will be outnumbered this time, and Obama will be President.
85. Leroy - September 30, 2008 12:46 PM
I am now officially interested in the presidential race. and by interested, i mean I just took the first exit to bonerville by way of Chocolatesauce Frontage Road and Whipped Cream County Road.
Next stops: Justthinkaboutbaseball Town, Thisneverhappenedtomebefore City and Cantwejustcuddleville
86. jim - September 30, 2008 1:36 PM
acording to the casinos, easyodds.com oboma is about a 3-1 favorite today.
87. Air Mail - September 30, 2008 7:17 PM
Hey Jim, Take that bet against Obama. If he had taken Mrs Clinton, he might have smoked by; but now he will only get about 6-9 states total.
88. Snarfy McSnarfpants - September 30, 2008 7:29 PM
hmm I sense a bit of jealousy here, bunch of snarfy old liberal women pounding their keyboards.
yawn......next?
89. shutuo46 - September 30, 2008 9:29 PM
#80. guess what? fuck you too, SLUT. i know my grammar in that post was not exactly proper, but i chose a little thing called style and instant expression instead that time. sometimes, when you know about a rule, you can still break it and no one will get hurt. imagine that! i also took the situation into consideration when posting; i didn't feel it necessary to whip out my my best thesis writing techniques for a celebrity gossip site which mainly features women in bikinis.
as far as sarah palin actually being a man, #81 hit it right on the head. the ONLY reason she is where she is today is because she is a woman. the mccain campaign probably did a google search on female republicans in office. my point was, that ideologically she IS a man. her ideas are total crap, man or woman. or a little of each.
regarding your comments on my physical description being first; please read the comment i was responding to. it tried to make the claim that all women who do not like women of the palin variety are fat, ugly cows with unsatisfied husbands. i chose to use a preemptive strike (to borrow your republican phrase and concept) to defend myself from a 'you are a gross bitch' response.
and (yeah, i did that intentionally), SLUT, i am very confident when i say that i am smarter than you and will end up with far better educational credentials than you. i hope you have enjoyed your nit-picking. i am sure it makes you feel better to point out precieved flaws in those better than you.
90. angela - September 30, 2008 10:23 PM
OK, what? Her "ass" is about as flat as my back...lol.
#33
If you need someone to EXPLAIN to you why Palin was a bad choice, than well...
#49
Given your comment, interesting choice of name. I have no idea how that comment didn't get filtered.
#79
No she didn't win. Maryline Blackburn won.
91. zuzuspetals - October 1, 2008 6:26 AM
@88
You nailed it. I am so jealous of Sarah Palin.
How did you know?
I've always wanted to have an IQ below 100, to look more mannish in a swimsuit, to make a complete fool of myself on national TV, and to be the laughing stock of the entire planet. Just like Sarah Palin.
92. Slut - October 1, 2008 8:43 AM
#89 * i am very confident when i say that i am smarter than you and will end up with far better educational credentials than you.**
can't stop laughing.....if you only knew.....
93. zuzuspetals - October 1, 2008 10:39 AM
#92-
Is that you, Senator McCain?
Whatever your "educational credentials" are, clearly you have shit where there should be brains- anyone who supports Sarah Palin politcally does.
There is only one place that Sarah Palin *might* deserve anyone's support, and there is only one place where she belongs- in a mud-wrestling ring with Tonya Harding.
94. Sara - October 1, 2008 12:00 PM
I am dumbfounded with the hype about this woman. She looks like any other woman in her 40s, with a sagging face, average features, and a pale, mom's body as someone put it. Have these men touting her as a hot woman never seen a beautiful woman or something? I mean, now that I look at this video Sarah Palin wasn't hot EVEN when she was young for F's sake. She had sausages for thighs which rub together, no tone in her body, a chipmunk face, and a flabby ass. AND, she's kind of proven to be an idiot. I wonder what these men drooling over her would say if they saw some of the prettier women at ivy league medical, law, and business schools. They would probably go into a coma. Those women are well-spoken, highly intelligent, young, AND gorgeous to boot. Sarah Palin is none of those things...all she is hype that the media created.
95. kat - October 1, 2008 6:04 PM
obviously # 19 is over a hundred years old
96. mccain is a filthy whore - October 2, 2008 3:20 PM
#89- you're a disgrace.
i consider myself to be very liberal. if i was stranded on a desert island with only sarah palin and she sacrificed her arm in order for me to eat, i would rather gnaw on my own ass fat. she is a disgrace to women, american politics, and to the republican party.
but your incompetence, lack of grammatical skills (sorry, but i think your chances of going to law school are about the same chances of palin not using a script tonight in the debate), and need to bash others on this site in an extremely rude manner is just making you look like a huge retard.
seriously, do you have downs? is your IQ above 52? you're probably only against palin because you secretly want to bang her out with a strap on. besides, your dog can only take so much.
i'd rather have you root for mccain just so i don't have anything in common with you.
go back to elementary school.
oh, and you're probably really fat.
peace!
97. Snarfy McSnarfpants - October 3, 2008 11:55 AM
91.....so you are an old liberal woman?
Now, now, there's no need to get huffy with me, pull your size-22 panties out of your ass and wipe the spit off your moniter.
98. european - October 4, 2008 6:57 PM
at least you will have the most attractive president of the world :-)
somehow it' s very funny and very sad at the same time
99. smokescreen - October 11, 2008 4:19 PM
this is probably the 10th or so comment against palin i have submitted on numerous blogs. it's funny how we all, as humans, think we can make a difference. but, maybe that belief is futile. reading some of these comments, especially for the person who calls themselves 'jesus' i no longer give a shit who the american chose as a their presidential team. i think the only reason people from other parts of the world care to give their opinion is because things always looking clearer looking from the inside out. like we can see when our friend is in a bad relationship but they can't because they are too in it to see the forest for the trees. people from other parts of the world care because, it is unfortunate, but whatever befalls the americans effects the rest of the world. i still had hope that you would not even consider voting for someone like palin. but, maybe you deserve her. but, if she gets in i will hope that canadians can build a giant wall along the border to keep you away from us, just like the rest of the world will do if you chose mccain/palin. and just like the stupid girl who keeps dating the loser, the world will give up on you. you have one chance left to re-instate your reputation. i won't bet on it. and i'll start checking out prices on bulk bricks and mortor to start building the wall...................
100. SUCK IT - October 14, 2008 12:30 AM
ONE HUNNERT, BITCHES!!!